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Douglas Lang

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Jan 17, 2003, 10:30:43 PM1/17/03
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"Ford Prefect" <fo...@PaulBrownMemorialFund.org> wrote in message
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> "Rodney Parker" <rpark...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Ford Prefect" <fo...@PaulBrownMemorialFund.org> wrote in message
> > news:0mKV9.413$Sg5.16...@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
> > > And for the dummies out there, I'm speaking of AQB and NOT
> > > the tragic and unfortunate event that has
> > > just occurred. For honest cowboy fans out there..
> > > my sympathies. I know you probably don't want them,
> > > but I feel for the families of the victims involved and
> > > the cowboy organization as a whole, which itself is a victim of this
> > tragic
> > > event.
> >
> > Yet Cowboy fans are all scum, or was that someone else posting under
your
> > name that makde that post?
> >
> > Why on earth should anyone take you seriously when you talk out of both
> > sides of your face?
> >
> > Rod
> >
> >
>
> You see what you choose to see, Rod. I prefaced my other statements with
> the proper due. To those cowboy fans who I've offended and are as
disgusted with
> spike,monte,aqb and lang and the garbage they post...my SINCERE
apoligizes. Really.
> Sorry Rod if I don't fit into your preceptions of how a person should
"act"...
> but in my book people that do nothing but encourage low-lifes like this to
prosper
> are as guilty of perpetuating the hatred and angry and depravity as the
scum in question are.
> My apoligizes to you also.


Dude, you need serious medication. First of all the NFL is a game. The
organizations have bad apples. Leonard Little killed an old woman drinking
and driving. He was obtained by the Rams. I can guaruntee you that this
idiot wont be obtained for his wreckless and idiotic driving that ended up
in the slaughter of two individuals, even if he finds an act of God to get
him out of TJS.

Also you need to read the post's in this room you nimrod. Everyone is
sickened at what happened, from spike, to rodney, to razz, me, and everyone
else. We are disgusted with DG and don't want him on this team or
representing this team. The team doesnt want it either. All they can do is
keep their mouthes shut, make sure he is the guilty one, and then cut him.

The simple fact is you chose this time to make fun of the organization at
the expense of two college kids who died from this horrid incident that took
place at the hands of a spare Dallas Cowboy. That shows how insensitive you
have become in life and how overly obsessed you have become as sports junky
(not a true fan) in general. That is sick and makes you a simple low life.
Don't try to downplay it now. Niner fans have more respect than you will
ever have. If this took place in the Niners organization you would have a
few sicko's from every team make fun of the 9ers organization. You are
simply like them and belong in the same ward as them you sick fuck. Now
enjoy ignore to rabbid animal.


Tom

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Jan 17, 2003, 11:42:35 PM1/17/03
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"Douglas Lang" <Dougl...@attbi.com> wrote in message
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If it makes you feel better, douglas, no one in the rams ng likes this guy
either.


Tom


Ford Prefect

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Jan 18, 2003, 6:25:39 AM1/18/03
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"Tom" <h...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:%W4W9.372709$F2h1....@news01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...

FU Douggie. Not so funny now is it bitch? My mother went thru HELL and PAIN before
she died last year and YOU and your BUTTBUDDIES made fun of that in the most HORRIBLE ways
you could think of you slimeball piece of shit. AND NOW you want to preach MORALITY??? FUCK YOU.
YOUR A BIG FAT FUCKING HYPOCRITE.


Larry Cottrill

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Jan 18, 2003, 9:01:25 AM1/18/03
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You mean he's an asshole over there, too??

Larry Cottrill

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Jan 18, 2003, 9:01:59 AM1/18/03
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Is that when you started fucking your little girl?? Grief therapy, was
it??

Ford Prefect

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Jan 18, 2003, 9:02:43 AM1/18/03
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"Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message news:3E295E...@shentel.net...

You'd know an asshole Larry, being one of the biggest on usenet.


Ford Prefect

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Jan 18, 2003, 9:06:27 AM1/18/03
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"Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message news:3E295E...@shentel.net...

lol. You have a rich fantasy life loser.
Get some of your own materail or is that all you know how to do is mime others?
I think Virginia holds the record for incest cases anyway.


Ford Prefect

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Jan 18, 2003, 9:09:51 AM1/18/03
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"Ford Prefect" <fo...@PaulBrownMemorialFund.org> wrote in message news:DbdW9.430$si1.40...@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...

Yep. Virginia and Texas...incest capitals of the US and the Shenendoah Valley is home
to the biggest bunch of inbredders in the nation. Larry's living proof.


ekips

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Jan 18, 2003, 10:33:47 AM1/18/03
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"Your mother, punk" - You, in the Cowboys newsgroup. Fuck you AND your
mother.

ekips

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Jan 18, 2003, 10:35:10 AM1/18/03
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Look man you could have avoided all of this by just stopping swapping
your daughter for beer money.

Ford Prefect

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Jan 18, 2003, 10:53:25 AM1/18/03
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"ekips" <ekip...@stx.rr.com> wrote in message news:n0ti2vclkklnjir0p...@4ax.com...

Yeah I hear you.
But what with paying for your mothers bail after she got busted in that crackhouse and
then helping you out with that loan for your sex-change surgery, I had no money left to buy beer.
What the matter you pussy piece of shit. Your inbred idiot clones getting shown up here for the gutlless
wonders they are and now you have to "step in" to try to salvage their pathetic attempts at trolling? LOL!
Besides Spike, I have a job and a life, what you got unemployed-boy? Nothing, except living off the hard work
of others you perverted little bumlicker. Go back to sodomizing goats.

You...a coach in the NFL...what a joke.

Ford Prefect

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Jan 18, 2003, 10:56:16 AM1/18/03
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"ekips" <ekip...@stx.rr.com> wrote in message news:2usi2v4oseoe9qlg5...@4ax.com...

Anytime anywhere PUSSY. Oh I forgot, you can only talk like a man when you're hiding behind a computer.
Fuck you and your "dead wife" scumbag.
Only a low-life scumbag like you would use something like that to gain sympathy.
And you weren't even together anymore.
What a spinless jellyfish little pussy you are "ekips"hahahahah.


bozak

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Jan 18, 2003, 11:01:00 AM1/18/03
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"Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message
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he's an asshole everywhere... :-)


Spike

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Jan 18, 2003, 11:12:23 AM1/18/03
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On Sat, 18 Jan 2003 15:53:25 GMT, "Ford Prefect"
<fo...@PaulBrownMemorialFund.org> wrote:

> I had no money left to buy beer.

Renting your daughter out is no way to get it.

>Besides Spike, I have a job and a life,

Suuuuure you do.

Larry Cottrill

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Jan 18, 2003, 1:41:16 PM1/18/03
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Ford Prefect wrote:

> "Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message news:3E295E...@shentel.net...

> > > If it makes you feel better, douglas, no one in the rams ng likes this guy
> > > either.

> > You mean he's an asshole over there, too??

> You'd know an asshole Larry, being one of the biggest on usenet.

As a troll, I'm sure you're far more conversant about what goes on out
on Usenet... I stick to three sports related newsgroups-- the Cowboys,
the Orioles, and the Longhorns...

So, I don't know about the size of assholes available out there... I'm
sure you've conducted exhaustive study, in your search for acceptance, a
place where you could feel you belonged... so, I'll defer to your
obviously superior knowledge in the realm of asshole-dom...

Yeah, I AM a colossal asshole-- to assholes... anybody who comes into my
newsgroup talking respectfully will receive a friendly welcome from your
friendly local Bear, no matter what team he roots for... Greg Lentz will
bear witness to that, I'm pretty sure...

And assholes receive the asshole treatment... it's the strangest thing,
they don't seem to LIKE it, LOL...

I'm a Golden Rule kind of Bear... LOL...

There's a silver lining to this cloud... all you have to do to get me to
stop bein' an asshole toward you is get the fuck out of my face... if
you've gotta mess with Spike or any of the other assorted Cowboys trolls
who have your panties in a bunch, do it when he pokes his head into your
newsgroup...

From this point forward, I am a consequence of you posting in the
Cowboys newsgroup... please believe me when I say you won't enjoy my
special attention...

To the rest of you Niners fans, I've been evaluating my actions earlier
today, and have come to regret some of them... some of them because they
made me feel as slimy as Frod is, some of them because I don't like
being a crossposting ass... it's a measure of how much this dildo
annoyed me that I annoyed that basic tenet... so, I offer you my
apologies for polluting your forum with this crap, and I will try in the
future to keep an eye out for crossposts, and delete the crosspost to
your group... I got pissed, Frod's a two-faced little prick and I
despise that kind of duplicity... I'll try to see it doesn't intrude on
your peace again... I have no axe to grind with the Niners, and no wish
to offend the good fans among you...

Larry Cottrill

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Jan 18, 2003, 1:41:41 PM1/18/03
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Ford Prefect wrote:

> "Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message news:3E295E...@shentel.net...

> > > If it makes you feel better, douglas, no one in the rams ng likes this guy
> > > either.

> > You mean he's an asshole over there, too??

> You'd know an asshole Larry, being one of the biggest on usenet.

As a troll, I'm sure you're far more conversant about what goes on out


on Usenet... I stick to three sports related newsgroups-- the Cowboys,
the Orioles, and the Longhorns...

So, I don't know about the size of assholes available out there... I'm
sure you've conducted exhaustive study, in your search for acceptance, a
place where you could feel you belonged... so, I'll defer to your
obviously superior knowledge in the realm of asshole-dom...

Yeah, I AM a colossal asshole-- to assholes... anybody who comes into my
newsgroup talking respectfully will receive a friendly welcome from your
friendly local Bear, no matter what team he roots for... Greg Lentz will
bear witness to that, I'm pretty sure...

And assholes receive the asshole treatment... it's the strangest thing,
they don't seem to LIKE it, LOL...

There's a silver lining to this cloud... all you have to do to get me to

Larry Cottrill

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Jan 18, 2003, 1:42:44 PM1/18/03
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Ford Prefect wrote:

> I think Virginia holds the record for incest cases anyway.

Then you'll be happy to know I have no kids...

bozak

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Jan 18, 2003, 1:45:48 PM1/18/03
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"Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message
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> Ford Prefect wrote:

> I got pissed, Frod's a two-faced little prick and I
> despise that kind of duplicity...

damn, fraud finally scores...
oh well...


Greg Lentz

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Jan 18, 2003, 2:20:34 PM1/18/03
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On Sat, 18 Jan 2003 13:41:16 -0500, Larry Cottrill
<bear...@shentel.net> wrote:

>Ford Prefect wrote:
>
>> "Larry Cottrill" <bear...@shentel.net> wrote in message news:3E295E...@shentel.net...
>
>> > > If it makes you feel better, douglas, no one in the rams ng likes this guy
>> > > either.
>
>> > You mean he's an asshole over there, too??
>
>> You'd know an asshole Larry, being one of the biggest on usenet.
>
>As a troll, I'm sure you're far more conversant about what goes on out
>on Usenet... I stick to three sports related newsgroups-- the Cowboys,
>the Orioles, and the Longhorns...
>
>So, I don't know about the size of assholes available out there... I'm
>sure you've conducted exhaustive study, in your search for acceptance, a
>place where you could feel you belonged... so, I'll defer to your
>obviously superior knowledge in the realm of asshole-dom...
>
>Yeah, I AM a colossal asshole-- to assholes... anybody who comes into my
>newsgroup talking respectfully will receive a friendly welcome from your
>friendly local Bear, no matter what team he roots for... Greg Lentz will
>bear witness to that, I'm pretty sure...

Indeed.

>There's a silver lining to this cloud... all you have to do to get me to
>stop bein' an asshole toward you is get the fuck out of my face... if
>you've gotta mess with Spike or any of the other assorted Cowboys trolls
>who have your panties in a bunch, do it when he pokes his head into your
>newsgroup...

Or better yet, just ignore him.

Greg Lentz

Wookie

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Jan 18, 2003, 5:50:25 PM1/18/03
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Larry and others,
The Niner NG is constantly trolled by Spike, Monte and more .... if some
one offends you .... block them out. I've only been in the boys NG a couple
of times ... to see what kind of posts that Spike and Monte leave there ....
they don't post 1/2 as much in the boys NG as they do in the Niner NG.
I really can't speak for or condone what Ford Perfect posted in the Boys
NG but you can blame a goodly portion of his rantings on crap that Monte and
Spike constantly dribble in the Niner NG. Ford Perfect contributes positive
stuff in the Niner NG.
If some one offends you block them out !!!

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Ford Prefect

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Jan 19, 2003, 7:08:27 PM1/19/03
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Thanks Wookie.
I just got tired of the crap they're posting and got a
little :-) carried away. I'll try to behave myself in the future
and not bring any shame to this NG.

"Wookie" <TomvWo...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:RSkW9.731354$%m4.34...@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net...

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