1. What's up with this phrase "self-confessed" you keep using? Is
there any
other kind of confession? Can I interest you in a glass of wet water?
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Way to go, Sparky. You've shown your true colors recently. They're not
pretty.
In California, marijuana is becoming legal. There are dispensaries in
most cities and in many of them its legal to grow the plant if you
have a license. Oakland even has a marijuana growing school.
Someone from Texas lecturing Californians about marijuana laws is like a
Californian lecturing a Texan about the death penalty.
"Becoming legal". I suppose that's a lot like being "almost pregnant".
How about answering this: is your weed consumption, and is your
possession of weed, and you cultivation of weed, currently legal where
you reside?
Getting non-obfuscation from badlands is like trying to get something
intelligent from ScottW.
Wait, I thought you didn't care. Are you backpedaling on that?
Besides, you already announced dozens of times that I'm a felon. If you're
that unequivocally certain about something, one would assume you already
have a factual basis for stating it. If you need to ask me this question at
this point, it amounts to a tacit admission that you've been talking our
your ass for the last month and a half.
Look, Major Monkeyfuck stepped on the rake again!
I don't. I enjoy making you dance.
You should make a point to check encyclopediadramatica.com in the coming
days. You're about to make a prominent appearance in one of the articles
about legendary feats of ill-fated trolling ineptitude. I'm gonna make you a
star, sunshine. You can thank me later.
Gosh, Sparky, you're obsessed.
Be sure to get your excellent catch on the Australian server. We don't
want any funny details missed, do we?
No, what it points out is that your story keeps shifting, fucktard.
> Look, Major Monkeyfuck stepped on the rake again!
Duh. You're operating in ScottW territory now.
Say whatever you want about me. I'm the least of your concerns at this
point.
>Be sure to get your excellent catch on the Australian server. We don't
want any funny details missed, do we?
We'll let Anon make that judgement for itself. Speaking of which, you may
want to change your posting handle before the shit starts hitting the fan. A
lot of self-respecting Anons will be offended, and they tend to be way less
nice about things than I am.
What story?
This is very frightening to me. This group will no doubt swoop in and
expose everything. Perhaps even my life is in danger!
They will also no doubt jump when you call them. After all, the
brackish backwater of the Usenet that this Chargers group is must be
every bit as important to a group who get 17-year-old girls to take
their tops off. And you must be every bit as important to them as that
17-year-old. You call and they will answer! (You'd better be ready to
show them your boobs though, badlands.)
(Drugs will do that to a person's imagination. Users become more and
more important in their minds. Perhaps badlands thinks his "expose"
will make Fox News.)
I have already removed my naked YouTube posts and my MySpace and
Facebook accounts.
Perhaps you should dig up your weed plants now and toss your bongs
out. There's absolutely no telling where this could lead.
What a fucking moron, "Sparky".
Short-term memory loss.
It's the only explanation.
Come on man, just because you're an object of interwebs-wide ridicule
doesn't mean you should commit suicide.
But if you do, I'd like to politely ask that you use the David Carradine
method. That would generate the most lulz for sure.
Hmm. Guess I shouldn't be surprised that you immediately gravitated to the
articles dealing with underage nudity.
Somebody gon' git party V&!
Could there be anything worse? My God, man!
> But if you do, I'd like to politely ask that you use the David Carradine
> method. That would generate the most lulz for sure.
I think I'll go back to posting from Australia.
Speaking of which, the Steve Irwin method of self-pwnage is also good, and
much more difficult to pull off.
It was either that one or "Late in the night on December 29th, 2009, a
faggot nigger exposed himself to 4chan. A few days before that, the
target hit on an anon over myspace. This was ignored, but the nigger
didn't stop."
(I really think the photo that was in the margin of the site when I
looked of a dildo shoved up an ass with the caption "Fop! Fop! Fop!"
about summed up the contant of the site.)
Hang out there much, badlands? It really does seem kind of "you".
> Somebody gon' git party V&!
I wonder where they'll post to.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page
What a fucking moron. You're worse than ScottW is: you're dumb AND
you're ignorant. No wait. You're exactly the same as he is. LOL!
How does it make you feel that a dumb ignorant moron has you jumping through
hoops for his own amusement?
"Jumping through hoops"?
What an imagination you have.
Checking out a website hardly constitutes "jumping through hoops".
I learned a lot about you, badlands. For example, you knew *exactly*
which story concerned the 17-year-old girl. Since you directed me to
that site it follows that you've been there before and that you have
viewed it.
We can, however, only *infer* that you were "Fop! Fop! Fop!"ing as you
viewed it.
LMAO!
Keep telling yourself that, Shamu.
Are you OK, Sweetie?
No, he's sticking to the facts. Unless you have a prescription today,
you're breaking the law today. You're the one who's backpedaling.
That was really, really dumb. It's something a total pothead would say
and then laugh hysterically to himself while everyone else in the room
rolls their eyes.
Looks like you've got yourself a bitch who fetches on command. Let's run a
poll on how many times it brings back the bone like a good attention starved
bitch.
My number is 47, before shifting again to the its next owner.
If you were interested in facts, rather than talking out your ass because
you enjoy the smell of your own farts, you'd know there's no such thing as a
marijuana prescription.
I heard that's what your dad said right after he pulled out.
There are few more entertaining creatures in nature than the troll who's too
stupid to know when he's being trolled. I also like how his little buddy
always shows up right after he's inflicted maximum self-embarrassment.
It has come to my attention that a patient of mine who slipped away from the
county mental health facility has acquired computer access and may be
harrassing your forum.
I apologize to all for the difficult activities of my patient. He's unable
to distinguish his own identity and is prone to intensely irrational thought
patterns. Therefore he has a propensity for stalking and bizarre copying
behavior.
His bizarre behavior is not confined to the internet by any means. He is
addicted to angel dust and and engages in bizarre compulsive smelling
behavior of unsavory and unsanitary objects. He may compulsively strip naked
and masturbate while running around in the streets trying to smell people's
underwear. Needless to say this behavior is quite disturbing to many people.
We need to get him off the streets right away.
If you know where we can locate him, please contact me immediately. The
police believe he may be a danger to himself and the community.
Thanks sincerely for your assistance.
Regards,
Dr. Mariotus Stangbetzner, M.D., Ph.D
The interwebs are SERIOUS BUSINESS!
I'd turn me into the sysadmin group, Mr. Badnits.
At some point it becomes a question of who's trolling whom.
My, aren't we clever!
Here, this is from your own site:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trolls
"Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the
Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to
kill themselves."
I'd suggest swallowing enough of your own "precious bodily fluids" to
drown.
This is patently untrue. I have my release papers and you know it.
I am being held a prisoner by the individual who posted this.
Please send help!
Ooops. I was talking out of my ass again. Sorry!
http://www.ehow.com/how_2117436_prescription-medical-marijuana-california.html
Go Bolts! (Or whatever, man.)
Hey Doc, I think I've located him for ya...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VzXswV9Jk&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=A35FB9C41C5C8188
Bitch has called the FBI. Alrighty then.
Nameshifter reveals a new server.
ab...@newshosting.com
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Subject: Re: "Sparky" badlands420 reaffirms that he's a felon
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On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 23:46:58 -0600, "Mariotus Stangbetzner"
<stangb...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:
>To whom it may concern:
>
>It has come to my attention that a patient of mine
YOU are a lying ass, AND have just broken a Federal law.