(OT) I have the world's bitchinest wife
badlands420
several months (they're tough to find, but you all know by now that's my
favorite jersey ever). She was gutted that she couldn't find one in time for
Christmas. I told her not to worry about it.
Last night she blows in the door and throws a bag on my lap. Yup, Rivers AFL
50th Anniversary road white throwback. She was at the mall and happened to
notice one hanging on the wall in the sports memorabilia store. I'm not sure
who was happier, me or her.
Kurgan Gringioni
Nice!
You've got a keeper (the wife).
badlands420
> You've got a keeper (the wife).
Yeah, I'm fortunate I was able to figure that out at age 15.
(I welcome any Philip Rivers jokes that may come to mind)
Kurgan Gringioni
I'm not gonna joke about that.
If all of our players were able to go home to their wives during the
week, instead of drinking and chasing pussy downtown, there'd probably
be a few Lombardi trophies sitting at the Chargers Center right now.
badlands420
> I'm not gonna joke about that.
My wife and I joke about that all the time, how Philip and Katie Rivers are
the only married couple in America who got together younger than we did.
Kurgan Gringioni
With our crazy laws, how come they didn't throw both of you into jail
for sex with a minor?
badlands420
>With our crazy laws, how come they didn't throw both of you into jail
for sex with a minor?
Damn, that's one of our other running jokes. She was born two days after me,
so on June 24, 1992, I had a one-day career as a statutory rapist.
PBDepot
The trolls just had a heart attack with that admission. RAPIST!!!
Kurgan Gringioni
Oh Jesus.
Those rec.audio guys who were trying to flame Bads for being a pot
smoking felon must be the biggest bunch of losers sitting at home with
their super high end hi fi systems by themselves whacking off. I mean,
come on. Anybody under the age of 50 who hasn't smoked pot these days
must be pretty damn repressed. Even the last three presidents tried
it.
And no, I'm not a pot smoker. Puts me to sleep. But I have tried it,
plenty of times.
badlands420
> The trolls just had a heart attack with that admission. RAPIST!!!
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for interacting with a
terrorist-sympathizing drug-addicted rapist. Y'all have no values at all.
badlands420
>Those rec.audio guys who were trying to flame Bads for being a pot
>smoking felon must be the biggest bunch of losers sitting at home with
>their super high end hi fi systems by themselves whacking off.
It was pretty entertaining reading through that group's archive, I must
admit. On the rare occasion where on-topic discussion took place, it was
strictly of the usenet-dick-measuring-contest variety, with hopeless losers
trying to one-up each other on the basis of how much money they spent on
their various audio components. The underlying psychological issues were all
too obvious.
dave
Reminds me of my wife this year. I went to the doctor and he told me I
had cancer so my wife of 7 years tells me its too much for her to deal
with and she is leaving. So I am going through surgery, chemo, and
radiation raising my son, our son, and her son from another marriage
by myself. No wait thats the opposite of my soon to be ex wife. Rock
on give a contract extension.
ScottW
> On Jan 3, 11:57 pm, PBDepot <chu...@paintball-depot.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 3, 11:42 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
>
> > > >With our crazy laws, how come they didn't throw both of you into jail
>
> > > for sex with a minor?
>
> > > Damn, that's one of our other running jokes. She was born two days after me,
> > > so on June 24, 1992, I had a one-day career as a statutory rapist.
>
> > The trolls just had a heart attack with that admission. RAPIST!!!
>
> Oh Jesus.
Yes?
> Those rec.audio guys who were trying to flame Bads for being a pot
> smoking felon must be the biggest bunch of losers sitting at home with
> their super high end hi fi systems by themselves whacking off. I mean,
> come on. Anybody under the age of 50 who hasn't smoked pot these days
> must be pretty damn repressed. Even the last three presidents tried
> it.
There's a difference between "trying" pot and "growing" pot.
Most people who have tried it outgrew it. It's sad when someone
continues to need a crutch.
> And no, I'm not a pot smoker. Puts me to sleep. But I have tried it,
> plenty of times.
Goody for you.
ScottW
Who ever said that you're a drug addict? You're a drug abuser. There's
a difference (but you've just proven that you don't know it).
Y'all are also a self-admitted felon. Y'all are making a big deal out
of your being a rapist. Is there anything else you'd like to share?
Kurgan Gringioni
> On Jan 4, 2:04 am, Kurgan Gringioni <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 3, 11:57 pm, PBDepot <chu...@paintball-depot.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jan 3, 11:42 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
>
> > > > >With our crazy laws, how come they didn't throw both of you into jail
>
> > > > for sex with a minor?
>
> > > > Damn, that's one of our other running jokes. She was born two days after me,
> > > > so on June 24, 1992, I had a one-day career as a statutory rapist.
>
> > > The trolls just had a heart attack with that admission. RAPIST!!!
>
> > Oh Jesus.
>
> Yes?
>
> > Those rec.audio guys who were trying to flame Bads for being a pot
> > smoking felon must be the biggest bunch of losers sitting at home with
> > their super high end hi fi systems by themselves whacking off. I mean,
> > come on. Anybody under the age of 50 who hasn't smoked pot these days
> > must be pretty damn repressed. Even the last three presidents tried
> > it.
>
> There's a difference between "trying" pot and "growing" pot.
Not really.
BTW, it'll be a great day for you audio losers when they have hi-def,
hi-fi pornos and those Real Dolls start having heaters and servos in
their pussies so it sorta feels like the real thing. It will almost
compensate for that lack of social skills.
badlands420
>Y'all are also a self-admitted felon. Y'all are making a big deal out
>of your being a rapist. Is there anything else you'd like to share?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the din of my $65,000 ultra super-duper
high end home audio system.
Kurgan Gringioni
Dude. Remember to keep the bottle of lotion nearby.
ScottW
Just for the record, the nymshifting shhhtard never expressed much
interest in audio on RAO. His usenet persona has changed little as he
proves himself to be a complete and psychotic ass wherever he posts.
ScottW
Boon
I'd like to see you produce one RAO thread in the last five years
where that happened. Hell, I'll even spot you ten years.
On the other hand, we at RAO love to make fun of football-obsessed
neanderthals who have so few friends in the real world that they
actually post comments while the games are going on. The underlying
psychological issues are all too obvious.
badlands420
>I'd like to see you produce one RAO thread in the last five years
where that happened.
And I'd like to be Alyssa Milano's personal bikini waxer.
Boon
So in other words, you're talking out of your ass again. Got it,
stoner.
ScottW
LoL. They all love you. All of them.
I can tell.
ScottW
Awesome!
I'll bet the weed even makes it sound better.
ScottW
> On Jan 4, 4:01 am, ScottW <swillab...@live.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 4, 2:04 am, Kurgan Gringioni <kgringi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jan 3, 11:57 pm, PBDepot <chu...@paintball-depot.com> wrote:
>
> > > > On Jan 3, 11:42 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
>
> > > > > >With our crazy laws, how come they didn't throw both of you into jail
>
> > > > > for sex with a minor?
>
> > > > > Damn, that's one of our other running jokes. She was born two days after me,
> > > > > so on June 24, 1992, I had a one-day career as a statutory rapist.
>
> > > > The trolls just had a heart attack with that admission. RAPIST!!!
>
> > > Oh Jesus.
>
> > Yes?
>
> > > Those rec.audio guys who were trying to flame Bads for being a pot
> > > smoking felon must be the biggest bunch of losers sitting at home with
> > > their super high end hi fi systems by themselves whacking off. I mean,
> > > come on. Anybody under the age of 50 who hasn't smoked pot these days
> > > must be pretty damn repressed. Even the last three presidents tried
> > > it.
>
> > There's a difference between "trying" pot and "growing" pot.
>
> Not really.
Really.
People who tried weed a few times in their youth and stopped aren't
any different from adults who insure their supply by growing it?
You are an odd one.
Earthlink
"badlands420" <mike...@uranus.net> wrote in message
news:rQg0n.287$Ef...@newsfe07.iad...
Lets see her tits........
badlands420
> Lets see her tits........
No, the proper way to phrase this request is "TITS OR GTFO."
Please try again.
ScottW
Careful Bads. Boon, aka Marc Phillips who has the physique of a
pillsbury dough boy and the blood sugar to match claimed recently that
he had 10 years of
self defense training in his youth.
Judging from his fitness, he might have once aspired to be a sumo
wrestler.
He's a very dangerous person and his entire family including his
special needs children fear him. I think that fear stems mostly from
just being his dependents.
It's a very scary position to be in.
ScottW
ScottW
> On Jan 4, 2:00 pm, Boon <vinylanachron...@live.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 4, 3:19 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
>
> > > >I'd like to see you produce one RAO thread in the last five years
>
> > > where that happened.
>
> > > And I'd like to be Alyssa Milano's personal bikini waxer.
>
> > So in other words, you're talking out of your ass again. Got it,
> > stoner.
>
> Careful Bads.
"Bads".
LoL. Leave it to you to form a bond with somebody you must despise
what with all of your 'integrity' and shit.
> Boon, aka Marc Phillips who has the physique of a
> pillsbury dough boy and the blood sugar to match claimed recently that
> he had 10 years of
> self defense training in his youth.
> Judging from his fitness, he might have once aspired to be a sumo
> wrestler.
> He's a very dangerous person and his entire family including his
> special needs children fear him. I think that fear stems mostly from
> just being his dependents.
> It's a very scary position to be in.
Beats being an imbecile.
But they love you here. All of them. LoL.
Boon
>
> > On Jan 4, 3:19 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
>
> > > >I'd like to see you produce one RAO thread in the last five years
>
> > > where that happened.
>
> > > And I'd like to be Alyssa Milano's personal bikini waxer.
>
> > So in other words, you're talking out of your ass again. Got it,
> > stoner.
>
> Careful Bads. Boon, aka Marc Phillips who has the physique of a
> pillsbury dough boy and the blood sugar to match claimed recently that
> he had 10 years of
> self defense training in his youth.
The last time we saw each other, you complained that you had hit 215
pounds, which makes you a far fatter fuck than I.
> Judging from his fitness, he might have once aspired to be a sumo
> wrestler.
Are you looking for students, fatboy?
> He's a very dangerous person and his entire family including his
> special needs children fear him.
Sure they do. Are you going to tell this group about your delinquent
kid and his troubles with the law? Are you going to tell them that my
special needs child suffers from the same learning disorder as you?
No, that would be telling the truth for once.
I think that fear stems mostly from
> just being his dependents.
That makes no sense. But I'm sure these guys are used to it.
> It's a very scary position to be in.
Not as scary as having a wife who rolls her eyes at you every time you
turn your back. That's a woman who's getting some on the side and is
waiting for an excuse to dump you.
Boon
I like this Scott. He's not an imbecile.
josh sullivan
Big Al
So says the guy who jerks off to Sarah Palin's picture each night.
Big Al
wrote:
And your endless leg humping of Scott W shows your undying love for
him. In fact, I'll bet you considered having a sex change operation
just so you could have Scott W's baby.
Big Al
wrote:
That sucks and I'm sorry to hear this. Here's hoping for a complete
and full recovery from cancer and you meeting a true soulmate. As for
your ex, may she jump on either the Raider or Donkey bandwagon.
Boon
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 14:00:43 -0800 (PST), Boon
>
> >On Jan 4, 3:19 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
> >> >I'd like to see you produce one RAO thread in the last five years
>
> >> where that happened.
>
> >> And I'd like to be Alyssa Milano's personal bikini waxer.
>
> >So in other words, you're talking out of your ass again. Got it,
> >stoner.
>
> So says the guy who jerks off to Sarah Palin's picture each night.
Who's that guy?
Boon
> She's been looking for a Rivers road white throwback jersey for me for
> several months (they're tough to find, but you all know by now that's my
> favorite jersey ever). She was gutted that she couldn't find one in time for
> Christmas. I told her not to worry about it.
>
> not the 50th Anniversary road white throwback. She was at the mall and happened to
> score with one of the local dealers. I'm not sure who was happier, me or her.
Aw, what a touching story.
Big Al
That would be you, asshole!
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:53:51 -0800 (PST), Boon
<vinylana...@live.com> wrote:
>On Nov 25, 10:02�pm, Big Al <biga...@sbcglobal.net.spamsucks> wrote:
>> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:51:18 -0500, George M. Middius
>>
>> <cmndr_geo...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> >boopsie scratches his pointy head.
>>
>> >> > You voted for McCain, didn't you.
>>
>> >> No. Why?
>>
>> >Most idiots voted for McCain.
>>
>> And you assholes are making the rightard wingnut teabagging birther
>> loons who masturbate to Sarah Palin's picture every night look like
>> Rhodes Scholars.
>
>That's dumb. You don't have to agree with Sarah Palin's politics to
>masturbate to her picture every night.
ScottW
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 16:03:54 -0800 (PST), ScottW <swillab...@live.com>
Leg-humping is ScottW's specialty.
Did you know that he once admitted to having oral sex with stray
mongrels?
Boon
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 18:51:57 -0800 (PST), Boon
>
>
>
>
>
Okay...show me the part where I say that I masturbate to Sarah Palin
every night, and you might have an actual joke.
Big Al
Actually, you would rather hump Scott W's leg than jerk off to Sarah
Palin's picture.
ScottW
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 21:15:31 -0800 (PST), Boon
>
>
>
>
>
Please stop fantasizing on this group.
Let's talk football!
Boon
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 21:15:31 -0800 (PST), Boon
>
>
>
>
>
So you admit that your first joke was lame and misguided, so you
thought you'd try another lame joke to draw the heat away from your
ignorance. Got it.
ScottW
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 18:51:57 -0800 (PST), Boon
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Jan 4, 8:16 pm, Big Al <biga...@sbcglobal.net.spamsucks> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 14:00:43 -0800 (PST), Boon
>
> >> <vinylanachron...@live.com> wrote:
> >> >On Jan 4, 3:19 pm, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
> >> >> >I'd like to see you produce one RAO thread in the last five years
>
> >> >> where that happened.
>
> >> >> And I'd like to be Alyssa Milano's personal bikini waxer.
>
> >> >So in other words, you're talking out of your ass again. Got it,
> >> >stoner.
>
> >> So says the guy who jerks off to Sarah Palin's picture each night.
>
> >Who's that guy?
>
> That would be you, asshole!
>
That would imply he doesn't have PED due to his diabetes and
obesity. I suppose he can pull his limp pud all he wants to no avail.
ScottW
ScottW
...said the self-confessed doggie fucker. LoL.
ScottW
What we got is your just another usenet psycho who can't stand being
left
all alone.
Do "normal" go stalking people around usenet and spamming groups they
have no interest in?
Obviously not, but you're just a sick twisted loser with no life.
ScottW
ScottW
Which explains why "your" so good at ignoring him. LoL.
> Do "normal" go stalking people around usenet and spamming groups they
> have no interest in?
Do "normal" people feel the love at every single group they've ever
been to like you do? LoL.
> Obviously not, but you're just a sick twisted loser with no life...
...said one of the most prolific posters on the Usenet.
Boon
Um, no, Scooter. My pud is not limp. Ask your hot wife.
Boon
That's silly, Scooter. If you look at the Google archives, you'll find
that you're the one who's been stalking me. I'm just smarter than you
and more able to put you in your place.
Quit mistaking the two and you'll seem much smarter to everyone else.
to welker @cumshot.com 4th and 2 BAHAHAHA
"badlands420" <mike...@uranus.net> wrote in message
news:y3u0n.6876$Gf3....@newsfe22.iad...
>
>> Lets see her tits........
>
> No, the proper way to phrase this request is "TITS OR GTFO."
>
> Please try again.
>
"TITS OR GTFO."
phlash74
cumshot.com> wrote:
> "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote in message
Ask him to tell you the Super Bowl story.
Michael
Earthlink
"Boon" <vinylana...@live.com> wrote in message
news:26531ad1-6735-4345...@m3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 4, 12:53 am, "badlands420" <mikeh...@uranus.net> wrote:
>> She's been looking for a Rivers cum stain white throwback jersey for me
>> for
>> several months (they're tough to find, but you all know by now that's my
>> favorite jersey ever). She had diahrrea so bad that she couldn't find one
>> in time for
>> Christmas. I told her not to worry about it.
>>
>> Last night she creeps in the door and throws a scab on my lap. Yup, it's
>> herpes,
>> not the 50th Anniversary road white throwback. She was at the mall and
>> happened to
>> have sex with one of the local crack heads. I'm not sure who was happier,
>> me or her.
>
> Aw, what a touching story.
>
Fixed it to fit the typical San Diego Fan