Coming Out Announcement
Nunya Bidnits
Recently I've had someone wonderful come into my life and since this
newsgroup has been central to the initialization, continuation and
consummation of our relationship I thought it would be appropriate to
share the news of our love with you.
For years, Cleatarrior and I have simply been newsgroup buddies, just
like the rest of you. At first we were merely fellow football fans
rooting for different teams but as time passed on we realized there
was much more there, that we had much more in common compared to what
differentiated us. The bond grew stronger and warmer and more giving
as time went on and finally we felt we needed to eliminate the
physical distance that seperates Kansas City from Denver and we
traveled, met up, held hands and watched the game together as one.
Since all of you have watched our bonds grow over time, I thought this
would be the right place to break the news. Cleatarrior, today is a
day of music and celebration, I pledge to share my life with you.
Whether the days that come are happy or sad, I will live them with
you.
Sincerely,
MartyB in KC
KG
FYI, that was from me, it's not MartyB. I just wanted to see what a
header looked like in a nameshift.
Cleatarrior and Marty do not have a relationship. Repeat. They do not
have a relationship.
ScottW
Riiiiiiiight.
KG
I must admit, I had a good time writing that post! But the IP is a
giveaway, so I figured why not have some fun, then fess up?
ScottW
The thing is you're message couldve been real.
ScottW
Unlike your claims of service to this country.
You use anonymity in a most cowardly fashion. I suspect even the
dough boy phillips could sit on you until you puked.
ScottW
ScottW
Whatever. I totally believe your claims of never having served.
> You use anonymity in a most cowardly fashion. I suspect even the
> dough boy phillips could sit on you until you puked.
LOL! WTF are you prattling about, dummy?
Anlatt the Builder
b3acd8...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>
True, they have a butt-fucking agreement.
Cleatarrior
If you've read any of Marty's Q recipes a gal could do a lot worse, even
you, troll.
I recommend the Cilantro pesto.
Buy some quality kneepads too, he likes the WSM nice and clean...
Cleatarrior
Football just doesn't seem to be on your repertoire of late...troll...
Kurgan Gringioni
Marty and you just seemed like you'd make a cute couple.
Cleatarrior
Are you very many years under the age of 30?
Wall Street Raider
> FYI, that was from me, it's not MartyB. I just wanted to see what a
> header looked like in a nameshift.
>
> Cleatarrior and Marty do not have a relationship. Repeat. They do not
> have a relationship.- Hide quoted text -
Damn... I was just going to write a congratulatory post...
Wall Street Raider
Cleatarrior
You can still contribute to gift registry at amazon.com, or I do take
paypal ;-)
Boon
You keep forgetting that you're faater than me. Plus, you have a
mullet.
Nunya Bidnits
>My real name is Fritz Weuhler, known racist and bigot, and closeted
projecting homophobe.
Fixed that post for ya, asshole. Sheesh... how obvious could you be?
<plonk>
Nunya Bidnits
> If you've read any of Marty's Q recipes a gal could do a lot worse,
> even you, troll.
>
> I recommend the Cilantro pesto.
>
> Buy some quality kneepads too, he likes the WSM nice and clean...
I'd be happy to fix dinner for both the nameshifter, and his little baby
understudy Kurgan the Regurganator. I just need time to make sure the
colorless, tasteless, food borne toxins have time to fully develop in a
warm, oxygen-rich environment.
MartyB in KC
Nunya Bidnits
>>
>>> FYI, that was from me, it's not MartyB. I just wanted to see what a
>>> header looked like in a nameshift.
>>
>>> Cleatarrior and Marty do not have a relationship. Repeat. They do
>>> not have a relationship.
>>
>> Football just doesn't seem to be on your repertoire of
>> late...troll...
>
>
>
>
> Marty and you just seemed like you'd make a cute couple.
So now you out yourself with your own compulsive attempt at gay humor..
clearly you have a really negative problem about gayness, or you never would
have thought that up as a way to insult us for all the times we've
repeatedly pointed out your stupidity. And your timing... it's the most
classic example of utterly clueless stupidity and abject igorance I've
witnessed in a long time, and I mean that sincerely.
Can you say projection? Maybe some counseling would help you with that
problem.
<plonk>
Nunya Bidnits
LOL... yeah thanks a million.
KG just decided that right when a copycat nameshifter was highly active
harassing and impersonating multiple people in the groups he follows, that
it might be a funny prank to pretend to be a nameshifter.
I'd say he has shit for brains, but that would be a compliment.
MartyB
Nunya Bidnits
That's really cute, you ignorant dumbfuck, considering how much shit that
nameshifter has stirred up in the last week, right up to today. You already
know, fuckwit, that it's reached a point where it borders on stalking, and
you know goddam good and well it's been getting him reported by several
people.
So what possesed your fucking nitwit pea-sized little shitbag of a brain to
come up with this as a funny joke, right about now? Do you have one single
fucking brain cell that actually works, other than to spew out toxic waste?
Well guess what, dumbfuck, I didn't read the follow up posts when I saw that
some shitbag was impersonating my nick again, I just opened the headers and
wrote an abuse report on it. I was going to write two... one to the IP host,
and one to Google Groups, which is where much of the nameshifting abuse has
originated, as you fucking already know, somewhere in your godforsaken
excuse for a brain.
What the fuck made you think that idiotic little spoof was a good idea at
this particular time?
Now, I'll let you worry about whether I hit SEND on that abuse report before
I read your simpering, sophomoric attempt at a confession. In fact, I'll
tell you... I didn't send one to Cox, because I knew something was up about
this not being the usual shifter when I traced the IP. But I had already
written one to Google, and guess what, moron... I did hit send. Why the fuck
wouldn't I, being impersonated again, from the same news server, in the same
group where numerous people have been harrassed by the impersonator this
week? Are you really just dumber than a bag of piss soaked dirt?
Did you not stop to consider that the impersonating nameshifter has been
predominantly using Google Groups? Even after you made your utterly clueless
decision that right about the time a nameshifter was forging every name in
your NG, you were gonna fake yourself as a forging nameshifter? Really?
You're that ignorant? Didn't it occur to you that it might cause you to be
reported as the shifter? And even though you use two different servers, you
had to choose Google so your header would have the same news host as the
nameshifters? MORON!
And get a clue, fuckwit, I'm not pissed about your juvenile projecting type
homophobic-based humor at all, I can take a joke. It's your utterly ignorant
lack of common sense and timing that makes me thing you're the dumbest turd
on the planet. You're about as clever as the shithead kid next door pranking
someone with a burning bag of shit on their doorstep. Way to go, outing
yourself as an utterly inept, bumbling, mindless fool.
Are you seriously that fucking stoooopid?
Never mind, the answer is obvious.
MBKC
Wall Street Raider
september.invalid> wrote:
> Wall Street Raider said:
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> > Damn... I was just going to write a congratulatory post...
>
> > Wall Street Raider
>
> LOL... yeah thanks a million.
Hey man, I live in NYC. I do not take anybody's sexual orientation
for granted... LOL!
Wall Street Raider
Nunya Bidnits
Sorry for going off... it's been miserable around here for weeks, snow on
ice on snow on ice on snow, subzero temps, and a couple pulled muscles from
slipping around on this shit, repeatedly digging a path for the car through
snowplow created ice-banks, and having to put on fucking Nanuk (sp?) Of The
North outfits from head to toe every trip outdoors, so I'm not exactly in a
good mood, and definitely not in the mood for stupidass ill-timed excuses
for jokes. And Kurgan was already on my short shitlist for making fun of
retarded citizens last week with that stupid picture he linked up. I have a
brother with Downs so I am not amused by that ignorant thoughtless shit. At
the point of his latest foolish rekurgination, it didn't take much to make
me rip his sorry ass, but it wasn't my intention to irritate anyone else.
I hope I didn't offend anyone who didn't need to be offended.
Disclaimer: This is not an apology to Kurgan.
Carry on.
MartyB in KC
Kurgan Gringioni
FYI:
it was a joke.
Cleatarrior
No apologies necessary Marty, Grungy started the trolling and he bears
the responsibility for it.
Yeah, the cold weather sucks.
Cleatarrior
FYI:
You are a troll.
Nunya Bidnits
There's a huge difference between a joke, and ill-considered
disastrously-timed displays of personal stupidity which some sophomoric
idiot thinks are funny.
BTW, my brother says go fuck yourself, asshole.
<plonk>
Kurgan Gringioni
I thought it was funny. Your mileage may vary.
Anonymous
Mr. Bidnits' response was even funnier. He strikes me as incredibly
uptight.