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Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 2:19:05 PM2/12/06
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You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think
it's OK.

But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel
Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist.

You say that Whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the
ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had an organization for only Whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be
racists.

If we had a college fund that only gave White students scholarships, you
know we'd be racists.

In the million man march, you believed that you were marching for your race
and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid
to announce it.
But when we announce our White pride, you call us racists.


You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a White police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a
black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you
call him a racist.


I am White.
I am proud.


But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only Whites can be racists?

Gary DeWaay

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Feb 12, 2006, 4:13:43 PM2/12/06
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Nightcrawler's at Dirty...@dirtcheap.org wisdom:


Anybody can be racist... just that white people have had the market pretty
well covered for centuries... and white males have all the cards shuffled
in their favor for longer than that. Why would there be a need for "WET
(white entertainment television)" for instance? It's already existed
since TV was invented.

Ever see the movie "White Mans Burden"? It's not a great movie, but it's
sure an eye-opening experience.

--
Gary

Angela

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Feb 12, 2006, 4:18:22 PM2/12/06
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I'm just trying to get an "Oreo pride" group together......

Ford Prefect

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Feb 12, 2006, 4:21:28 PM2/12/06
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"Angela" <CaEvi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm just trying to get an "Oreo pride" group together......
>


I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eatin Oreo's, baby. ;-)


Ford Prefect

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Feb 12, 2006, 4:29:35 PM2/12/06
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"Nightcrawler" <Dirty...@dirtcheap.org> wrote in message
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> You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
>
> You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you
think
> it's OK.
>

I just call you "derf", derf.


131,33,17

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Feb 12, 2006, 5:46:56 PM2/12/06
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Whites definitely are not the only racists. In fact I have experienced
racism from my own people (blacks) many times in my life. "You ain't
black enough" ... "You trying to be white livin' in that white
neighborhood" ... "You trying to talk white (speak proper English)" ...
"You light-skinned nigga ... you think you better than me jus kuzz I iz
dark skinned" ... etc, etc, ...

Hey ... I AM a nigger ... been one all my life. That's just how it is
... I mean ... it is YOUR country ... YOUR people founded it and fought
to make it independent and free. Why shouldn't you be able to say what
you want about those who don't share your ancestry.

You only needed us to till the soil & pick the cotton, etc ... & once
the civil war was over & we were freed (on paper anyway) we became an
annoyance ... been that way ever since.

I don't think you are a racist ... I think you are honest enough to call
it as it is ... White people founded this country ... they represent the
majority ... it's their country. Why hide behind all of this PC
bullshit. Call it like it is ... you did that ... props to you.

As far as black history month, MLKs B-Day etc ...

Pleez 4give us pour niggas ... ya see ... we beez needin somethin' to
feel proud about since mos of us nuttin but dumass niggas. Dat why we
beez makin dem hollydaze nshit. We ain't beez wantin' no trubble ...
mista nitecraller. Youz white foks be having all dem hollydaze like
prezidents daze n shit so weez beez wantin' R own hollydaze tu!!

Perhaps the answer to all of the current problems in this country is to
re-instate slavery ... cheap labor ... no more health care benefits or
welfare ... no more "Black History Month","MLK Day", Cesar Chavez day, etc.

Thanks for the reminder.
I'll see what I can do about getting rid of those holidays when I attend
the "secret black-folks meeting" next month!

Hope it was as "fun" for you as it was for me.

--
Godspeed NIGGERS!!!
131,33,17

Ford Prefect

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Feb 12, 2006, 6:23:17 PM2/12/06
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"131,33,17" <131-...@HOT.gov> wrote in message
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>...the "secret black-folks meeting" ...!


LMAO!


Izzy

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Feb 12, 2006, 9:02:12 PM2/12/06
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Any man who can develop an opinion about an entire group of people based
on their skin color, sexual choices, or beliefs is a not much of a man.

Ford Prefect

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Feb 12, 2006, 9:25:50 PM2/12/06
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"Izzy" <raider...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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Does this included red-headed women from Texas, because I'm quite
opinionated about them, Jeff?


Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 9:41:09 PM2/12/06
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LMFAO!

Thanks for the laugh, ASFPOR.


Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 10:00:06 PM2/12/06
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Hey, are you talking about the ones that have nice breast, or the ones
that don't?

Some things can be overlooked, temporarily. ; )

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Ford Prefect

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Feb 12, 2006, 10:06:32 PM2/12/06
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I'm talking about the raving lunatic bitch variety.

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Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 10:13:49 PM2/12/06
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Hehe, sounds like my mother. Though, she wasn't born in Texas.

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Andy Richardson

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Feb 12, 2006, 10:46:52 PM2/12/06
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Izzy wrote:
>
> Any man who can develop an opinion about an entire group of people based
> on their skin color, sexual choices, or beliefs is a not much of a man.

I agree. However, it is perfectly valid to develop an opinion of a
woman based on her tits.

Andy

131,33,17

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Feb 12, 2006, 10:55:03 PM2/12/06
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Or lack thereof.
--
Godspeed RAIDERS!!!
131,33,17

Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 10:56:22 PM2/12/06
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I suspect, given your location, you've been given a severe silicon eye feast.

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Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 11:06:22 PM2/12/06
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Chauvinist pig! ;)

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> Or lack thereof.


131,33,17

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Feb 12, 2006, 11:09:56 PM2/12/06
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Makin' Bacon!!
--
Godspeed RAIDERS!!!
131,33,17

Nightcrawler

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Feb 12, 2006, 11:14:53 PM2/12/06
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Hey, leave them fat chicks alone, Captain Pork. They have
feelings, too.

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> Makin' Bacon!!


JD

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Feb 13, 2006, 1:04:03 AM2/13/06
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Nigga Please!!!

JD

Nightcrawler

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Feb 13, 2006, 1:12:05 AM2/13/06
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> Nigga Please!!!

Don't shoot me. Take the car, the bitch, and all of my money.

*oh shit, I'm not only ducking, but running to the hills.*


The Queen B

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Feb 13, 2006, 1:43:56 AM2/13/06
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:25:50 GMT, " Ford Prefect"
<tommys...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Does this included red-headed women from Texas, because I'm quite
>opinionated about them, Jeff?
>

I have that same opinion of red-heads, as I was just telling Jeff
today after yet another unpleasant experience with one. I may be
dangerously close to being prejudiced against them, which distresses
me.

The Queen B

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Feb 13, 2006, 1:45:36 AM2/13/06
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:55:03 GMT, "131,33,17" <131-...@HOT.gov>
wrote:

Or the size of his dick.

Or lack thereof.

The Queen B

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Feb 13, 2006, 1:47:06 AM2/13/06
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On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 18:02:12 -0800, Izzy <raider...@sbcglobal.net>
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>
>Any man who can develop an opinion about an entire group of people based
>on their skin color, sexual choices, or beliefs is a not much of a man.

Well, unless he's a Socialist...

Nightcrawler

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Feb 13, 2006, 3:13:02 AM2/13/06
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Oh, so that "does" matter.

I guess I can no longer be proud of how well I do the "Salmon dance".

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Nightcrawler

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Feb 13, 2006, 3:10:13 AM2/13/06
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Did she say something that made sense, you silly blonde?

*I know that there's a nuclear shelter around here, somewhere*

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Andy Richardson

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Feb 13, 2006, 7:27:01 AM2/13/06
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Fair enough! But men are so much better at, umm, concealing their
character.

Andy

Andy Richardson

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Feb 13, 2006, 7:25:17 AM2/13/06
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Tits... they're not just for dinner anymore.

Brought to you by the Florida Chamber of Commerce.

Andy

Izzy

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Feb 13, 2006, 9:29:25 AM2/13/06
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Ford Prefect wrote:

> "Izzy" <raider...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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>

>>on their skin color, sexual choices, or beliefs is a not much of a
>
> man.
>
> Does this included red-headed women from Texas, because I'm quite
> opinionated about them, Jeff?
>

Well considering my eldest sister is a redheaded woman from Texas...
But feel free to hate ONE redheaded woman from Texa. If it's all of them
then I have to question your sanity.

Izzy

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Feb 13, 2006, 9:30:43 AM2/13/06
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Nightcrawler wrote:

> LMFAO!
>
> Thanks for the laugh, ASFPOR.

Next week let's bring in a list from Muslims, that should be a fucking
riot too.

Izzy

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Feb 13, 2006, 9:39:23 AM2/13/06
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The Queen B wrote:

Yeah but that's a whole different breed, redheaded men. And in my
opinion your view was much warrented.

Izzy

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Feb 13, 2006, 9:39:52 AM2/13/06
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The Queen B wrote:

She likes me, she really likes me...

Izzy

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Feb 13, 2006, 9:42:11 AM2/13/06
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Andy Richardson wrote:

I had a boss who was the biggest dick I've ever met and I hated him, so
I guess that theory is flawed.

The Queen B

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Feb 13, 2006, 5:35:06 PM2/13/06
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:13:02 -0800, "Nightcrawler"
<Dirty...@dirtcheap.org> wrote:

>Oh, so that "does" matter.
>
>I guess I can no longer be proud of how well I do the "Salmon dance".
>

*DING!* You guys can talk about the size of tits and fat broads all
day long, but the second someone mentions a penis, suddenly it gets
personal.

*LMAO*
>

Nightcrawler

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Feb 13, 2006, 6:06:44 PM2/13/06
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Yeah, right. Like I would take it personally.

But, if it makes you cackle, enjoy the laugh.

It's nice to see that you didn't get the point, though.

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Arkansan Raider

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Feb 13, 2006, 6:59:20 PM2/13/06
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Only if you draw up a cartoon about it. And if you publish it in Egypt
first, you won't get a response, unless you then publish it in the
Western world 4 months later.

---Jeff

The Queen B

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Feb 13, 2006, 9:58:40 PM2/13/06
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 15:06:44 -0800, "Nightcrawler"
<Dirty...@dirtcheap.org> wrote:

>Yeah, right. Like I would take it personally.
>
>But, if it makes you cackle, enjoy the laugh.
>
>It's nice to see that you didn't get the point, though.
>

Or maybe I got it, decided it wasn't a keeper, and threw it back. : p

Nightcrawler

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Feb 13, 2006, 10:03:10 PM2/13/06
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You could be full of shit, too. ; )

"The Queen B" <bit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> Or maybe I got it, decided it wasn't a keeper, and threw it back. : p


Izzy

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Feb 14, 2006, 12:00:18 AM2/14/06
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The Queen B wrote:

And you expected what?

Izzy

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Feb 14, 2006, 12:07:05 AM2/14/06
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Nightcrawler wrote:

> You could be full of shit, too. ; )

Ya know, at some point during the day most of us are.

Nightcrawler

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Feb 14, 2006, 12:27:59 AM2/14/06
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Well, that's half of the fun, of life, here.

Guessing where things are coming from, if you
know what I mean. It's a spectacular, mental
exercise.

Supposedly offending, pretending to be offended, bitching
about such and wrapping it up with "bitch', then eating some
beef and laughing, and such, at a tailgate.

Just like being in locker-room.


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The Queen B

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Feb 14, 2006, 12:41:23 AM2/14/06
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:00:18 -0800, Izzy <raider...@sbcglobal.net>
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My counselor said having expectations just sets me up for trouble. So
of course I don't do that any more. *sincere look #4*

Nightcrawler

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Feb 14, 2006, 12:57:10 AM2/14/06
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So, you finally started to listen to Izzy?

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The Queen B

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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:57:10 -0800, "Nightcrawler"
<Dirty...@donedirtcheap.org> wrote:

>So, you finally started to listen to Izzy?
>

Yeah, I did. And my counselor said *that* sets me up for BIG trouble!
; p

Nightcrawler

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Feb 14, 2006, 2:20:52 AM2/14/06
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LOL!

I suppose I'll not share any words of ...


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