Re: Pittsburgh Steelers fans are the biggest whiners in the world
Rob Cypher aka "The Anti-Bob"
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>"BUZZKILL" <wat...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:ihj5vk$5q6$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Nothing is ever good enough for them. If they win by 1 point, they whine
>> about not blowing the other team out. If they win the AFC championship
>> game and not the Super Bowl, their season is a total failure. Fuck
>> Pittsburgh and fuck the Steelers. I hate them more than I hate the
>> Patriots, which is saying a lot.
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>> And who is excited about the prospect of another Pittsburgh Super Bowl?
>> It's about as exciting as a Duke basketball national championship. Yawn.
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>My name is Greg Grant and I endorse this message.
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>The absolute worst thing about the Steelers fans is that they appeared
>everywhere, but only after 2005. Now, there are a ton of bandwagon Pats
>fans. But those a-holes are usually Boston transplants who were fans of Sox
>and only became Pats fans when Pats got good. D-bags they are, but at least
>they have some semi-legitimate claim to being a Pats fans. They're from
>Boston, and that is a terrible crime for which they must pay. Steelers fans
>pop up in South Carolina and Southern California and are not fans of any
>other Pittsburgh teams (until recent Penguins wins, natch) and have NO
>CONNECTION to Pittsburgh. None. They always claim that are somehow
>connected to the sad diaspora of Pittsburgh steel workers who had to leave
>Pittsburgh and seek jobs elsewhere, but the claim is so weak and made up
>that it sounds a lot like "I have a half-Cherokee grandmother." You're a
>bandwagon fan. Get over yourself. You like yellow and black. It's a
>thing. You think you look cool in it. You like the logo. Just accept that
>you are an artificial fan with idiotic reasons for jumping on the bandwagon
>of a team that has a fairly decent record in the post-season. You are the
>descendant of all those 49ers fans in the Midwest during the Montana-Young
>years. You are the Heat fan in Oregon and New York during D-Wade/Shaq
>spooning. You are scum. Embrace it. Wear it. Own it. Snoop Dogg is with
>you. As is Poison eyeliner wearing leather pants dream guy of sad and
>lonely white girls Brett Michaels. As are a ton of guys who end up in porn
>with their shitty Steelers tattoo on the bicep that distracts me when
>they're showing it into camera view as I'm trying to figure out if the girl
>is hot or not. Move your arm, dickhead. I'm trying to see a titty. But, I
>digress. Fuck Steeler Nation.
So when the Steelers win, will we see you crying in your pillow as usual or will
you finally "hero" up and feed the soil with the blood from your slit wrists?
THE STEELERS ARE GOD'S TEAM, BOY. END YOUR BLASPHEMY NOW.
WE HAVE SPOKEN.
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Rob Cypher
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