Newest Pirate Raids To Contribute To Global Warming!!!
mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu
Actually, with the exception of 1998 - a 'blip' year when temperatures
spiked because of a strong 'El Nino' effect (the cyclical warming of
the southern Pacific that affects weather around the world) - the data
on the Met Office's and CRU's own websites show that global
temperatures have been flat, not for ten, but for the past 15 years.
However, the recent pirate attacks are sure to increase the warmage!
Pirates shot dead four US hostages on a private yacht on Tuesday, the
deadliest incident involving Americans kidnapped for ransom in the
increasingly dangerous waters off Somalia.
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's
original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort
to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation.[31] Henderson
presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes,
and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking
numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[7] A chart accompanying the
letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that
as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased.
This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high
numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack
of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson
interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as
additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number
of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country."[32]
mr dude (be afraid! Global warming is a coming!!!)
Husky
<foster...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Actually, with the exception of 1998 - a 'blip' year when temperatures
> spiked because of a strong 'El Nino' effect (the cyclical warming of
> the southern Pacific that affects weather around the world) - the data
> on the Met Office's and CRU's own websites show that global
> temperatures have been flat, not for ten, but for the past 15 years.
>
>
> However, the recent pirate attacks are sure to increase the warmage!
>
> Pirates shot dead four US hostages on a private yacht on Tuesday, the
> deadliest incident involving Americans kidnapped for ransom in the
> increasingly dangerous waters off Somalia.
>
> The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's
> original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort
> to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation.[31] Henderson
> presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes,
> and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking
> numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[7] A chart accompanying the
> letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that
> as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased.
> This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high
> numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack
> of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson
> interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as
> additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number
> of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country."[32]
>
> mr dude (be afraid! Global warming is a coming!!!)
http://www.drroyspencer.com/2011/02/on-the-house-vote-to-defund-the-ipcc/