Tebow Facts Part Deux

[mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu]

# Tebow does not sleep, he waits.
# Tebow can kill two stones with one bird.
# Tebow can build a snowman out of rain.
# Whoever coined the phrase "defense wins championship" obviously
never heard of Tim Tebow.
# Jack Bauer needs 24 hours to save the world, Tebow needs just one.
# Tim Tebow is the only known player to score on offense without the
ball.
# Notre Dame players now touch a "Play like Tim Tebow today" sign
while heading out to the field.
# When the President asks for the football to order a nuclear strike,
the launch codes are Tim Tebow�s cell phone number.
# Tim Tebow doesn't mow the grass.......He dares it to grow!
# Tim Tebow can stiff arm through all 6 degrees of separation hitting
anyone, anywhere at any time.
# It's been said that Jesus Christ is the Tim Tebow of Christianity.
# The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets
an immovable object" was finally solved when Tim Tebow stiff armed
himself in the face.
# People used to say they feel like they got run over by a bus. Now
they say they feel like they were hit by Tim Tebow.
# Tim Tebow told the NFL, "I'll be there when I'm ready. And dont ask
me again!!!!!!!!"
# When Tim Tebow Jumps He doesn't land, rather the earth is pulled to
him with his gravitational pull, the same one that allows defenders to
tackle him.
# Tim Tebow set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.
# Tim Tebow once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the
Ferrari ran out of gas and Tim Tebow got bored.
# Time is money. Money is Tim Tebow.
# Tim Tebow invented the internet
# God wears No. 15 in his eye black.
# Notre Dame players now touch a "Play like Tim Tebow today" sign
while heading out to the field.
# When the President asks for the football to order a nuclear strike,
the launch codes are Tim Tebow's cell phone number.
# Before the 1st day Tim Tebow created God.
# Tim Tebow once won connect four in 3 moves