Tebow 4: Reloaded

[mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu]

# Tim Tebow taught the "2 Bits" cheer to George Edmondson
# The light at the end of the tunnel isn't a freight train, it's Tim
Tebow.
# Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
# The NCAA declared that Tim Tebow may lose his amateur status because
he is a professional ass kicker.
# God wanted to create the world in 10 days, Tim Tebow gave him 6.
# Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card.
# Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.
# Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he
wants.
# When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.
# It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
# Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
other nine faint.
# Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow
# Tim Tebow' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
# When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it
was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a
Wendy's.
# When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds
up the phone and money falls out.
# If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but
Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
# Tim Tebow loves women. All of them. At the same time.
# Tim Tebow pummels that bridge when he gets to it.
# Tim Tebow laughs when you hit him in the funnybone.
# Superman is the Tim Tebow of superheroes.
# Tim Tebow can be at two places at once.
# Tim Tebow doesn't punch in to work. He stiff arms.
# Before going on stage for his first theatrical role, Tim Tebow was
told, "Break a leg." The entire cast was carted to the hospital
minutes later.
# Mit Wobet was the first man to spell his name backwards.