Tebow Facts: Part Uno

[mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu]

# Tim Tebow can eat just 1 Lays potato chip.
# Scientists are having to change the "laws of physics" because of Tim
Tebow.
# Tim Tebow > Herschel Walker + Peyton Manning.
# Tim Tebow's energy is causing global warming.
# When Tim Tebow has a headache, the whole world hurts!
# When Tamiflu gets sick, it takes Tim Tebow.
# Hurricanes only hit Florida when Tim Tebow is on vacation, to bad he
doesn't go on vacation.
# Tim Tebow let the dogs out, want to make something of it?
# Tim Tebow laughed when he saw this website and pounded his laptop so
hard that 15 new facts were added, including this one.
# God sometimes wonders if Tim tebow really exists.
# When Tim Tebow makes a great play he points to the sky, when other
players make a great play they point to Tim Tebow.
# If you Google "Tim Tebow mistakes" you get one result saying, "Tim
Tebow thought he made a mistake once, but he was mistaken."
# In an emergency, Tim Tebow cannot be used as a flotation device.
He'll simply climb out the emergence exit, grab the plane by the wing
and throw it to its destination. He will then fly himself to the
airport, beating the plane there, and then catch the plane and place
it safely on the ground. This is why pilots use the phrase "touchdown"
when landing.
# Tim Tebow does not travel at the speed of light, light travels at
the speed of Tim Tebow.
# When Tim Tebow was born, three people cried. His mother and father
for being given such a beautiful, healthy baby, and the doctor. Hey,
what'd you expect to happen to the first guy who slapped Tim Tebow?
# The woman who tried to buy the stairway to heaven learned she only
had to pay a small toll to Tim Tebow who then donated the toll to the
poor
# Tim Tebow has had to register each of his 206 bones as a concealed
lethal weapon. His auditory ossicles (inner ear bones) once took down
a wave of Palestinian rockets fired into Israel's West Bank
# Hostile alien races do exist. They just know better than to try to
attack Earth while Tim Tebow's on it.
# Cars look both ways just in case Tim Tebow is crossing the street.
# Tim Tebow can not only judge a book by its cover, he can read it,
give you a detailed synopsis, and tell you what the author's favorite
food is.
# When Tim Tebow broke his leg in high school, the doctors didn't
apply bandages or gauze. They wrapped his leg in barbed wire.
# Tim Tebow has counted out pi to its final decimal place.
# Schools did not determine their uniform colors randomly. They chose
the best hues that would cover up the bruises left on them by Tim
Tebow.
# Kim Jong Il refused to release those American journalists until we
threatened to send Tim Tebow over.
# When the irresistible force met the immovable object, the result was
Tim Tebow.
# Tim Tebow was once caught between a rock and hard place. Neither the
rock nor the hard place remain standing today.
# Instead of getting in the ice tub or whirlpool after a game, Tim
Tebow prefers going to the Agricultural College and wrestling steers.
# Tim Tebow was late for practice one day.The rest of the team had to
run laps for being early.
# Tebow can make a paraplegic run for his life.
# Outer space exists because it is scared to be on the same planet as
Tebow.

mr dude