Tebow Facts: The Trilogy

[mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu]

# Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
# The National Hurricane Center started to name a hurricane Tim Tebow
but got scared because they feared it would destroy the world.
# Tim Tebow can see the yellow line, -referring to the yellow first
down line only see on tv.
# Tim Tebow doesn't eat. Machines don't need food.
# Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and
running, and running.
# As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows
up.....he said "Tim Tebow."
# Tim Tebow doesnt the throw the ball, instead it leaves his hand out
of plain fear.
# Tim Tebow doesn't get rained on, the rain gets Tim Tebow'ed.
# Tim Tebow fought the law.....and won.
# Tim Tebow doesnt make first downs, first downs come to him.
# Tim Tebow walked before he crawled.
# God made the world in six days, then rested on the 7th because 5 of
those 6 were spent making Tim Tebow.
# After the Gators beat Oklahoma in the championship game, Nike
changed their slogan to- "Just do it...like Tim Tebow!"
# Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Tim Tebow.
# If Tim Tebow were a superhero, he'd be... Tim Tebow.
# Humans pray to God, God prays to Tim Tebow.
# The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
# Tebow spiked the ball after the 2007 BCS bowl game; creating what we
now know as the Grand Canyon.
# Tim Tebow once allowed a fortune teller to read his palm.
Unfortunately, she did not see it coming.
# Tim Tebow once did a thousand one arm push-ups, with both arms tied
behind his back.
# Tim Tebow has no pubic hair. Hair cant grow on balls of steel.
# When Oprah needs advice she asks Tim Tebow.
# The average person gets 200 points for writing your name on the SAT.
Tim Tebow got 1600.
# Tim Tebow is the not the Bronko Nagurski of 2008. He wouldn't need a
plow to turn a field. He'd do it by hand.
# When Tim Tebow holds the Heisman, it puts down its stiff arm.

mr dude