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GAZ

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Feb 11, 2007, 8:28:11 PM2/11/07
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Since we have lost the flavor of our annual NG awards (meaning all of you
hated it last year), I am going to abbreviate it.

MZ wins you have no life, loser award.
John Vampatella gets the MVP
Troll of the year is Mr Dude.
The Post of the Year award goes to Lark for this:
Top Ten Facts about Tom Brady:

1. Tom Brady invented football. And beer.
2. Tom Brady's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
3. Tom Brady has counted to infinity. Twice.
4. Tom Brady is currently suing myspace for infringing upon his name
for Heinz Field.
5. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Tom Brady
out of the endzone. It failed miserably.
6. TBS was originally created as the "Tom Brady Superstation" to
update Americans with on-the-spot ass kickings of Pittsburgh, Indy, and
the AFC East in real-time.
7. Tom Brady can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely
based on a Buffalo Bill's perspective of Tom Brady's two-minute drill.
9. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Tom Brady. Then Time
waits about 52 seconds.
10. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Tom Brady has
been there. In that case the grass is most likely the color of red,
silver and blue confetti.


Beisel-bub gets the crunchy frog award
Jupiter gets the quit while your ahead award


Feel free to add your own unofficial awards. But only the ones I dole out
count.


Hillary Clinton's Nipples

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Feb 11, 2007, 8:44:52 PM2/11/07
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GAZ wrote:
> Feel free to add your own unofficial awards. But only the ones I
> dole out count.


Only because the rest of us got tired of the awards about 8 years ago.


MZ

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Feb 11, 2007, 9:00:05 PM2/11/07
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"GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:UJednQZ7heQ0X1LY...@centurytel.net...

> The Post of the Year award goes to Lark for this:
> Top Ten Facts about Tom Brady

My vote goes to THO for getting so pissed off at "Lady Sox Fan" for merely
saying "yikes, don't encourange him", that he posted this gem:

******************
up until recently women couldn't vote or do a thing without
their spouse's consent.look at you-all smart and everything!
i bet you wear your hair in a pony tail that shoots out the back of
your
pats hat that has a hole for such a thing as that.and you're wearin'
that
bruschi home jersey that you bought long ago- burping and swearing at
that tailgatin' party with all the guys.maybe even took a shot at
peeing standing up to boot!
and here you are at the patriots google chat site carrying on like you
know somethin'
guess what- anyone can make keyboard smiley faces. so girly thing-that
all you got,hm?
******************

In fact, the whole thread is great. You could probably take any one of his
posts from that thread and nominate it.

http://tinyurl.com/ysqrnv

Turns out you plonked him in that thread, so you probably didn't get to see
him make fun of your username...


testy

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Feb 11, 2007, 9:38:21 PM2/11/07
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"GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:UJednQZ7heQ0X1LY...@centurytel.net...
> Since we have lost the flavor of our annual NG awards (meaning all of you
> hated it last year), I am going to abbreviate it.
>
> MZ wins you have no life, loser award.
> John Vampatella gets the MVP
> Troll of the year is Mr Dude.
> The Post of the Year award goes to Lark for this:
> Top Ten Facts about Tom Brady:
>

The top ten facts about Brady are some of the funniest things I have ever
read.


john.va...@gmail.com

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Feb 11, 2007, 9:56:39 PM2/11/07
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On Feb 11, 8:28 pm, "GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote:
> Since we have lost the flavor of our annual NG awards (meaning all of you
> hated it last year), I am going to abbreviate it.
>
> MZ wins you have no life, loser award.
> John Vampatella gets the MVP

Aw, shucks. MVP? I guess less is better, since I don't post nearly
as much as a lot of people here do. But thanks for the kudos.

John

TXRhody

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Feb 11, 2007, 10:22:53 PM2/11/07
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"testy" <mikfai...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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They're funnier than the ones I read about Chuck Norris, although most of
them are the same. Sorry, Lark.


MZ

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Feb 11, 2007, 10:29:19 PM2/11/07
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"TXRhody" <sta...@myway.com> wrote in message
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My estimation of John as a man just plummeted.


testy

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Feb 12, 2007, 5:32:20 AM2/12/07
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"GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:UJednQZ7heQ0X1LY...@centurytel.net...
> Since we have lost the flavor of our annual NG awards (meaning all of you
> hated it last year), I am going to abbreviate it.
>
> MZ wins you have no life, loser award.
> John Vampatella gets the MVP
> Troll of the year is Mr Dude.
> The Post of the Year award goes to Lark for this:
> Top Ten Facts about Tom Brady:
>

It was an interesting battle between MZ and John all year long but MZ
consistently demonstrated that he didn't have a life. John has potential
but he'll have to work much harder next year.

Seriously, great job guys.


john.va...@gmail.com

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Feb 12, 2007, 7:11:16 AM2/12/07
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On Feb 11, 10:29 pm, "MZ" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote:
> "TXRhody" <sta...@myway.com> wrote in message
>
> news:h4Rzh.17574$ji1....@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net...
>
>
>
>
>
> > "testy" <mikfaitnos...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> >news:xqQzh.719$hp4.274@trnddc02...
>
> > > "GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > >news:UJednQZ7heQ0X1LY...@centurytel.net...
> > >> Since we have lost the flavor of our annual NG awards (meaning all of
> you
> > >> hated it last year), I am going to abbreviate it.
>
> > >> MZ wins you have no life, loser award.
> > >> John Vampatella gets the MVP
> > >> Troll of the year is Mr Dude.
> > >> The Post of the Year award goes to Lark for this:
> > >> Top Ten Facts about Tom Brady:
>
> > > The top ten facts about Brady are some of the funniest things I have
> ever
> > > read.
>
> > They're funnier than the ones I read about Chuck Norris, although most of
> > them are the same. Sorry, Lark.
>
> My estimation of John as a man just plummeted.

Which John?

John (Vamp)

mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu

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Feb 12, 2007, 7:49:51 AM2/12/07
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On Feb 11, 5:28 pm, "GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote:

> Troll of the year is Mr Dude.


YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!

And all I my teachers told me I'd never amount to anything!!!!!!!!


MZ

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Feb 12, 2007, 10:04:56 AM2/12/07
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<john.va...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Feb 11, 10:29 pm, "MZ" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote:
> > "TXRhody" <sta...@myway.com> wrote in message
> > > They're funnier than the ones I read about Chuck Norris, although most
of
> > > them are the same. Sorry, Lark.
> >
> > My estimation of John as a man just plummeted.
>
> Which John?
>
> John (Vamp)


Lark.

Eh, it was a Sopranos quote that didn't go over.


john.va...@gmail.com

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Feb 12, 2007, 10:34:07 AM2/12/07
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On Feb 12, 10:04 am, "MZ" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote:
> <john.vampate...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Ah.. Ok.

John

bearsfan

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Feb 12, 2007, 8:51:31 PM2/12/07
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> Feel free to add your own unofficial awards. But only the ones I dole out
> count.
>

Hobbes - Bandwagoner of the Year, 2nd Most Alias' Used

Stan - Post Whore of the Year, Most Alias' Used


Beisel-bub©

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Feb 12, 2007, 9:01:41 PM2/12/07
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On Feb 11, 6:28 pm, "GAZ" <...@...yahoo.com> wrote:
> Beisel-bub gets the crunchy frog award


Lol. I'm touched and honored. (You either have an excellent memory,
or an extensive archive.)

The people have spoken, and the mandate is clear. I will continue to
do my part, however small, to raise the level of discourse in this
newsgroup. I won't let you down.

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 12, 2007, 9:26:16 PM2/12/07
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On Feb 11, 10:29 pm, "MZ" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote:
> My estimation of John as a man just plummeted.

Does that mean your estimation of him as a woman has increased?


Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 12, 2007, 9:27:32 PM2/12/07
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bearsfan wrote:
> Hobbes - Bandwagoner of the Year, 2nd Most Alias' Used

What team did I bandwagon?

> Stan - Post Whore of the Year, Most Alias' Used

No fucking way. I taught him how to morph. You cannot give credit to the
student without giving it to the mentor.


Crouching Tiger

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Feb 12, 2007, 10:35:35 PM2/12/07
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OK, I give it to my mentor!

There, you happy now?

bearsfan

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Feb 12, 2007, 10:45:25 PM2/12/07
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"Obama's Watermelon Wine" <Ob...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote in message
news:em9Ah.13093$p9....@bignews7.bellsouth.net...

I'm starting to think you and Stan are the same person, bad case of
schizophrenia. You should seek help immediately before your inner self
kills your outer self.


bearsfan

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Feb 12, 2007, 10:52:26 PM2/12/07
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> Feel free to add your own unofficial awards. But only the ones I dole out
> count.
>

Mr. Dude - Best Troll of the Year 10 Years & Counting

Hobbes - Worst Troll of the Year, unoriginal in troll attempts, hides like a
little girl when his team loses!


Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 13, 2007, 9:16:26 PM2/13/07
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Do I get to do an acceptance speech? Also, why did he say I was a
bandwagoner? I have been rooting for the Patriots for about 25 years now.


Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 13, 2007, 9:17:21 PM2/13/07
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bearsfan wrote:
> Hobbes - Worst Troll of the Year, unoriginal in troll attempts, hides
> like a little girl when his team loses!

The Pats didn't even play your suckholeBears; oh stupid one.


Crouching Tiger

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Feb 13, 2007, 10:33:37 PM2/13/07
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sure give an acceptance speech, but its got to be loooooooonnnnnnnnng!

I got you beat, I became a Pat fan from day one!

Neil X.

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Feb 14, 2007, 12:36:50 AM2/14/07
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> Hobbes wrote:
>
> The Pats didn't even play your suckholeBears; oh stupid one.


Damn, I must have been hallucinating in late November when I sat in
Foxboro and watched the Pats give up 5 turnovers yet still manage to
beat some, apparently non-Bears, team.

Neil X.

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 12:58:07 AM2/14/07
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On Feb 13, 9:36�pm, "Neil X." <nei...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Hobbes wrote:
>
> > The Pats didn't even play your suckholeBears;  oh stupid one.
>
> Damn, I must have been hallucinating

well it would not be the first would it. Hey Neil what's with that
Obama Watermelon Wine name? very nice. Why are so many of your fellow
Pat fans racists? Did you catch their act over on the Charger board a
few weeks back? Not sure I have ever seen so many racist fucks know
how to type before. They probably still have problems with bussing
huh? Your not one of them are you? Kind of surprised your always
diggin on the rwnwdh but you don't call any of these fools out. You
sure would over at recgd.
Peace
jeff

Crouching Tiger

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Feb 14, 2007, 1:17:04 AM2/14/07
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Neil X. wrote:


that was the bad news bears football edition

Neil X.

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Feb 14, 2007, 12:05:13 PM2/14/07
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> Jeff wrote:
>
> Hey Neil what's with that Obama Watermelon Wine name? very nice. Why
> are so many of your fellow Pat fans racists? Did you catch their act over on
> the Charger board a few weeks back? Not sure I have ever seen so many
> racist fucks know how to type before. They probably still have problems with
> bussing huh? Your not one of them are you? Kind of surprised your always
> diggin on the rwnwdh but you don't call any of these fools out.

Uh, the Patriots newsgroup is no place to discuss politics. The level
of discourse is not exactly high, on either the right or the left.
There are racists, homophobes and folks who believe 911 was staged.
Not pretty. But when these folks discuss football, I often learn
someting interesting.

As for trolling, blame the trolls for it, not this newsgroup as a
whole. I have no idea who the trolls are that infested your group,
but a troll is a troll no matter where they come from. FWIW, some of
the folks who often post here, and troll elsewhere, are fans of other
teams like the Buffalo and Atlanta.

Neil X.


frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 12:53:46 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 9:05�am, "Neil X." <nei...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Jeff wrote:
>
> > Hey Neil what's with that Obama Watermelon Wine name? very nice.  Why
> > are so many of your fellow Pat fans racists? Did you catch their act over on
> > the Charger board a few weeks back? Not sure I have ever seen so many
> > racist fucks know how to type before. They probably still have problems with
> > bussing huh? Your not one of them are you? Kind of surprised your always
> > diggin on the rwnwdh but you don't call any of these fools out.
>
> Uh, the Patriots newsgroup is no place to discuss politics.  The level
> of discourse is not exactly high, on either the right or the left.
> There are racists, homophobes and folks who believe 911 was staged.
> Not pretty.  But when these folks discuss football, I often learn
> someting interesting.
>
> As for trolling, blame the trolls for it, not this newsgroup as a
> whole.

well I have seen you lambaste folks all over the place for much less.
I see you painting whole groups of folks over at recgd for what one
person does all the time. Why can't I here? As someone you worship
says. Disgusted.


> I have no idea who the trolls are that infested your group,
> but a troll is a troll no matter where they come from.

Oh sure the fuck you do lol
you went to Haahvad your smarter than that.

Hobbes View profile
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Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers
From: "Hobbes" <Hob...@CalvinBall.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:59:21 -0500
Local: Mon, Jan 15 2007 8:59 am
Subject: Happy Nigger Day!

Figured since 90% of Chargers and their fans are niggers, I'd give you
guys
a tribute!
---------------------------------Hobbes View profile
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Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers
From: "Hobbes" <Hob...@CalvinBall.com>
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2007 20:48:27 -0500
Local: Sun, Jan 14 2007 5:48 pm
Subject: I fell bad for Marty...

He'll be our linebacker's coach next season!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------
there is one of many. In fact is that wher you got your bwahaha ha
from?


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Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers
From: "Hobbes" <Hob...@CalvinBall.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:33:52 -0500
Local: Mon, Jan 15 2007 9:33 am
Subject: Why do niggers only have nightmares?

They shot the only one with a dream!

�>FWIW, some of


> the folks who often post here, and troll elsewhere, are fans of other
> teams like the Buffalo and Atlanta.
>
> Neil X.

You and others always get fucking nasty and hateful over at recgd if
anybody thinks differently and don't drink the blue koolaide, yet your
silent on shit like this? That is not a very good liberal is it?
Silence is condoning it in my opinion. Nice to see you slip into your
Ray mode and not answer direct questions like are you one of them?
Personally I don't think you are, but lately you sure have been
seeming more hateful and less tolerant than you use to be,so jsut
wondering.

Danny Boy� View profile
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Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers
From: "Danny Boy�" <iris...@nospam.net>
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:10:07 GMT
Local: Mon, Jan 8 2007 4:10 am
Subject: Can I order my Tacos now?

I'd like to put in an order of tacos, chaloopas, burritos and all that
other
swill for the game next Sunday...please have your mother wear rubber
gloves
when handling....bring a few Coronas too.

As a matter of fact...your whole family can come along and make a few
bucks....your sisters can clean my house and your brothers and father
can
mow my lawn!

See....Pats fans arent that bad.....we'll help ya out.

Danny Boy� View profile
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Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers
From: "Danny Boy�" <iris...@nospam.net>
Date: Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:12:11 GMT
Local: Sun, Jan 7 2007 1:12 pm
Subject: SD going down, just like...

...the Mexicans on your daughters when the dumb bitches cross over
the
border for the evening on a Saturday night.

---------------------

Yeah give shit to folks who don't think or fear global warming like
you do and yet be silent on shit like this. Real nice Neil. Why are no
politics allowed here yet you discuss them on a music group? LOL
typical democrap or republicrap,thinking of only themselves and
holding everybody else to a different standard.

Peace
jeff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QlZZAMAxfA


Neil X.

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Feb 14, 2007, 1:40:04 PM2/14/07
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> > Neil X.:

> >I have no idea who the trolls are that infested your group,
> > but a troll is a troll no matter where they come from.

> Jeff:


>
> Oh sure the fuck you do lol
> you went to Haahvad your smarter than that.
>
> Hobbes View profile


Well now, see Hobbes, or whateve name he choses to use today, lives in
Atlanta and is the Falcons fan I was talking about.

Which I'm sure you could have figured out. Try alt.usenet.kooks to
start.

But if he choses to talk about football, I'll read it. He doesn't
choose to do so all that often, though.


> You and others always get fucking nasty and hateful

I will take responsibility for what I write, but not for what "others"
do.

> anybody thinks differently and don't drink the blue koolaide, yet your
> your silent on shit like this? That is not a very good liberal is it?
> Silence is condoning it in my opinion. Nice to see you slip into your
> Ray mode and not answer direct questions like are you one of them?


Hey, I choose not to discuss politics here, it's like pissing into a
tornado. There's no point. You gonna wade in there and clean it up
for us? Didn't think so.


> Why are no politics allowed here yet you discuss them on a music group?


I don't "allow" anything anywhere. But I don't choose to read off-
topic posts here. 99.99% fo them are a complete waste of time, why
should I read them? This group still has a point in existing--the
topic of the group, the New Engalnd Patriots, still exists. Can't say
the same for RMGD now can we?

> typical democrap or republicrap,thinking of only themselves and
> holding everybody else to a different standard.

You're just ticked that I was 100% correct about Marty, now arencha??
We can bid a fond adieu to the idea of SD being a "contender" next
year.

Neil X.

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 4:02:42 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 10:40?am, "Neil X." <nei...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> You're just ticked that I was 100% correct about Marty, now arencha??
> We can bid a fond adieu to the idea of SD being a "contender" next
> year.
>
> Neil X.


I am not ticked. And yeah that was some stretch to think the young
Chargers would lose to the proven Pats. LOL I didn't take your bedid
I? LOL unlike you,my life revolves around my family which includes a
great son. Whining about the state of the world without contributing
something positive like producing great kids is ludicrous in my eyes.
And selfish to boot. How does raising good kids not make this a better
world than bitching about fucking democraps and republicraps and
global warming? Funny that the loudest and most intolerant minds on
recgd have no kids.

Yeah I agree the Chargers fucked up not firing Marty earlier if they
were going to do it. But again, this weekend in the 80 degree weather
I will go run 9 trail miles, wanna join in youngster? Oh kind of funny
one of the loudest mouths on gloabl warming over on recgd doesn't even
use his real name. Is Neil your real name? So Dannyboy is not a Pat
fan? Burn any witches lately?
peace
jeff

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 4:08:00 PM2/14/07
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this should give you something to make yourself feel better Neil

>From ProFootballTalk.com:


POSTED 12:03 p.m. EST; UPDATED 12:14 p.m. EST, February 14, 2007

RUMORS SPREAD THAT CARROLL-TO-CHARGERS IS A DONE DEAL


There is increasing talk in league circles regarding suspicions that
the San Diego Chargers already have a secret deal in place with USC
coach Pete Carroll.


Folks are pointing to some of the same facts we outlined on Monday
night, after word broke that Marty Schottenheimer had been fired.
Some think that the most convincing proof was/is USC assistant Steve
Sarkisian's abrupt about-face with the Raiders, followed days later
by
the decision of his former Trojan colleague, Lane Kiffin, to take the
job.


Why else, the theory goes, would Kiffin take a job that Sarkisian
didn't want unless they both knew that Carroll wasn't long for the
USC
gig, and that Sarkisian, not Kiffin, had been hand-picked to replace
him?


Others are pointing to the fact that the first guy to be interviewed
is Bears defensive coordinator Ron Rivera, who has no head-coaching
experience but who helps the Chargers satisfy the Rooney Rule
quickly,
in the event that the Pete Carroll cat gets out of the bag
prematurely
and none of the minority candidates agree to sit for the job. (See
Detroit Lions and Steve Mariucci.)


We're also told that there is worry among the incoming class of USC
recruits regarding the possibility that Carroll is leaving. But Pete
has opted not to even address the situation publicly.


If he were not going to be the San Diego coach, he could easily say
so. The fact that he has said nothing at all speaks volumes, in our
view. Especially since he now has a couple dozen nervous high school
seniors who signed papers seven days ago under the assumption that
the
head coach would be sticking around for at least the next month.


Stay tuned. We predict that the Chargers will go through the motions
with several candidates, and that Carroll will then swoop in out of
the blue as the guy.


If that happens, look for Pat Kirwan to soon follow him -- and for
G.M. A.J. Smith to definitely get the boot after the draft.

Neil X.

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Feb 14, 2007, 4:36:00 PM2/14/07
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>Jeff wrote:
>
> Yeah I agree the Chargers fucked up not firing Marty earlier if they
> were going to do it. But again, this weekend in the 80 degree weather
> I will go run 9 trail miles, wanna join in youngster? Oh kind of funny
> one of the loudest mouths on gloabl warming over on recgd doesn't even
> use his real name. Is Neil your real name? So Dannyboy is not a Pat
> fan? Burn any witches lately?


I think I'm going to have to suggest you get checked for subdural
hematoma right away.........

Yes, my real name is Neil. Is your real name "fndthedevl?"

If the Chargers really hire Carroll, that will be great news for the
Patriots. But I seriously doubt that will happen.

Neil X.

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 5:11:30 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 1:36�pm, "Neil X." <nei...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
> Yes, my real name is Neil.  Is your real name "fndthedevl?"
>

No it is Jeff ,you know that. Is Ray's name Ray? I am sure you know
the answer to that too.

> If the Chargers really hire Carroll, that will be great news for the
> Patriots.  But I seriously doubt that will happen.
>
> Neil X.


see I thought that might make your day

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 5:18:15 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 1:36�pm, "Neil X." <nei...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Yes, my real name is Neil.

yeah I know that, I didn't think you would cop to,and I did not mean
to imply you were one of the oudest mouths on global warming. But if
you see yourself as that go ahead. Though you do cry like humpty
dumpty a bit, while real damage is being done while that issue
distracts attention from.


> If the Chargers really hire Carroll, that will be great news for the
> Patriots.  But I seriously doubt that will happen.
>
> Neil X.

peace(glad you quit your disingenuous use of PEACE)
jeff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MieDFkhlByo

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 14, 2007, 6:08:59 PM2/14/07
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I was referring to the post season. Thanks for playing though.


Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 14, 2007, 6:10:36 PM2/14/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:
> Hey Neil what's with that
> Obama Watermelon Wine name? very nice. Why are so many of your fellow
> Pat fans racists?

Muslim is not a race.. It's a religion.

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 14, 2007, 6:12:05 PM2/14/07
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Crouching Tiger wrote:
> I got you beat, I became a Pat fan from day one!

I started going to their games in the early 80's. I am far from being a
bandwagoner. Of course; it's foolish to expect anyone with a name like
bears fan to have any level of intelligence.


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Feb 14, 2007, 6:14:23 PM2/14/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:
> Oh sure the fuck you do lol
> you went to Haahvad your smarter than that.


You are as dumb as a bag of rocks. That idiot was ColtsFan; and pretty
much every time that assnozzle posted as either myself, Stan, Danny Boy,
or GAZ; I would remind people to look at the headers. That idiot could not
spoof the ISP he was using; so it was easy to spot.

You fucking moron.


frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 6:35:07 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 3:10�pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
<O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:

using watermelon in your name shows you to be a racist. Go burn a
witch!


Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 14, 2007, 6:39:32 PM2/14/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:
> On Feb 14, 3:10?pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"

You are racist if you are saying only Blacks like watermelon; moron.
Could you do me a favor though and change your handle? Dead Heads aren't
as retarded as you are.


frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 6:50:12 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 3:39?pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"

<O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
? Dead Heads aren't
> as retarded as you are.


sure they are,and they would all think you are a cowardly racist pos
for having watermelon in your name.
Even masshole deadheads,they just would not call you on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmIu_njso4

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 14, 2007, 7:32:23 PM2/14/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:
> On Feb 14, 3:39?pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
> <O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
> ? Dead Heads aren't
>> as retarded as you are.
>
>
> sure they are,and they would all think you are a cowardly racist pos
> for having watermelon in your name.
> Even masshole deadheads,they just would not call you on it.


You remain a fucking idiot. I am not a racist. At worst, I am
anti-Muslim; which has nothing to do with my name or the song. If you had
half a brain, you would be a half wit. As I said; you should change your
name.


"I had to catch a plane up to Atlanta that next day
As I left for my room I saw him pickin' up my change
That night I dreamed in peaceful sleep of shady summertime
Of old dogs and children and watermelon wine" -- Tom T Hall

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 7:56:22 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 4:32�pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
<O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:

> frndthd...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Feb 14, 3:39?pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
> > <O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
> > ? Dead Heads aren't
> >> as retarded as you are.
>
> > sure they are,and they would all think you are a cowardly racist pos
> > for having watermelon in your name.
> > Even masshole deadheads,they just would not call you on it.
>
> You remain a fucking idiot.   I am not a racist.  At worst,  I am
> anti-Muslim;

well I am an old fuck raised in the west, and not as PC as other
deadheads, so I can understand and somewhat appreciate that. Of course
you know Obama is not muslim right? So you don't think having Obama's
name next to watermelon might not raise questions as to your intent?


>�which has nothing to do with my name or the song.

where does Obama's name in Tom T hall's song?

>   If you had
> half a brain,  you would be a half wit.

well that is more than most people would ascribe to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwGO8CL5p60

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 14, 2007, 10:23:21 PM2/14/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:
> well I am an old fuck raised in the west, and not as PC as other
> deadheads, so I can understand and somewhat appreciate that. Of course
> you know Obama is not muslim right? So you don't think having Obama's
> name next to watermelon might not raise questions as to your intent?

I pick names based on random stuff. Could be something on TV or the radio;
or something the kids are reading. I was listening to it; and it seemed
just like Obama. He acts like he cares about you ( he doesn't give a fuck
about anything but himself), tries to appear like he doesn't hate (but he
is a Muslim making believe he is a Christian), and when all is said and
done it's all about being self centered (drunks don't care about anyone but
themselves; just like people who commit suicide).

With regard to him being Christian - that's bullshit. He was born to a
Muslim father and raised by a Muslim stepfather. He was raised in one of
the most radical Muslim countries on earth (Indonesia) and attended Mosque
there. Muslim law is clear about not being allowed to convert from Islam
to anything else. So you have someone who was a practicing Muslim saying he
converted to Christianity. That sounds fishy. Then add to it that his
father was Muslim; and that means he is too. And his stepfather raised him
Muslim. It's in his blood. And if he makes President; he will fuck
Israel in the heart. Guaranteed.

I don't really care if people find the name offensive. Predators find
Usenet names as tools to prey upon and abuse others; and most everyone else
are the prey. So, at the end of the day; is there really any decorum here
anyway? And besides; if people want to get offended by actual racists;
they might want to go to alt.niggers, alt.skinheads, or some forums like
StormFront. That is where the true racists exist (especially StormFront -
those people should be shot and killed).


> where does Obama's name in Tom T hall's song?

Where is Marc Rich or President Charles Taylor's names in "Lord of War"?
The song fits Obama; but it wasn't written about him.

Neil X.

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Feb 14, 2007, 10:31:35 PM2/14/07
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> Obama's Watermelon Wine wrote:
>
> That idiot was ColtsFan; and pretty
> much every time that assnozzle posted as either myself, Stan, Danny Boy,
> or GAZ; I would remind people to look at the headers. That idiot could not
> spoof the ISP he was using; so it was easy to spot.

Yeah, Jeff, if you didn't realize this was happening, it's something
you ought to be paying attention to. Several of this newsgroup's
regulars were spoofed by a frothing Colts fan during the week before
the AFCC. A lot of the posts you are in a tizzy about were made by a
Colts fan, not by folks from this group. FMGD has never been
subjected to this particular tactic, in my recollection.

If you really want to know who actually posted what, you will have to
go back and look at the headers to check the ISP of origin.

Neil X.

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Feb 14, 2007, 10:41:19 PM2/14/07
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He used Astraweb. And he was here for about 24 hours using ColtsFan (and
Astraweb, of course) before suddenly he started spoofing Danny Boy. When
I nailed him on that; he converted to Hobbes / ThaiJaunHahn. What a
loser. Bearsfan is up there with this fucktard; though his modus operandi
is to just be an idiot and linger around a group that also got their asses
kicked by the Colts. Maybe he thinks misery loves company; and I assume he
forgets our team gave us three SB titles so far this decade.


Crouching Tiger

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Feb 14, 2007, 11:24:06 PM2/14/07
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Obama's Watermelon Wine wrote:

I was a season ticket holder in the 70's and 80's

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 14, 2007, 11:54:32 PM2/14/07
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On Feb 14, 7:23 pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"

<O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
And his stepfather raised him
> Muslim. It's in his blood. And if he makes President; he will fuck
> Israel in the heart. Guaranteed.

should that be the number one reason America should ignore his
canidacy? Is Israel America's number one concern? Some would say our
blind support for Israel is ONE of the resons we are where we are
today. And I would be one. Guess I could not be an east coast
deadhead.

> I don't really care if people find the name offensive.

So you had no problem with Jess'es Hymietown remark either then. Cool.

>Predators find
> Usenet names as tools to prey upon and abuse others; and most everyone else
> are the prey.

Wow, guess I should learn to spoof my ip. I have had the same screen
name for over 11 years. And fly my aol(on high speed) as a freak flag
to fuck with people. But surely I could have much more fun if I could
post my darkest hatred and fears. Which most have in one way or the
other deep down. But I think it would exhaust me. Like Robert Redford
said in denying Max von Sydow's employment offer in 3 Days of The
Condor. SHit, I would have had a different answer for you above
perhaps if I could hone my hate as one sided as you appear to.

So, at the end of the day; is there really any decorum here
> anyway? And besides; if people want to get offended by actual racists;
> they might want to go to alt.niggers, alt.skinheads, or some forums like
> StormFront.

Yeah your probably right. But then I don't hang out in the gutter IRL
so I don't online. But yeah,some pretty wacky folks hanging out in the
Stormfront areas. One reason I find it odd Liberals are so anti-gun.

>That is where the true racists exist (especially StormFront -
> those people should be shot and killed).
>

payback for Alan Berg huh?
I guess your right there are certainly more blatant examples. You can
add these to your list.

http://www.aztlan.net/israelization.htm


> > where does Obama's name in Tom T hall's song?
>
> Where is Marc Rich or President Charles Taylor's names in "Lord of War"?

That is certainly a pretty good and intelligent example. Whether one
agrees with your or not.
peace
jeff

Uh from the Indians who welcomed the pilgrims
And to the buffalos who once ruled the plains
Like the vultures circling beneath the dark clouds looking for the
rain
Looking for the rain
Just like the cities stagger on the coastline
In a nation that just can't stand much more
Like the forest buried beneath the highway, never had a chance to
grow
Never had a chance to grow
And now it's winter, winter in America
Yes now that all of the killers have been killed, sent away, Yeah
But the people know, the people know, it's winter
Winter in America
And ain't nobody fighting cause
Nobody knows what to say
Save your soul, lord knows from
Winter in America
The constitution, a noble piece of paper
With free society, a struggle but they died in vain
And now democracy is a ragtime on the corner
Hoping for some rain
It looks like he's hoping, hoping for some rain
And I see the robins perched in baron treetops
Watching lasting racists marching across the floor
Just like the peace sign that vanished in our dreams
Never had a chance to grow
Never had a chance to grow
And now it's winter
Winter in America
Yes now that all of the killers have been killed, or betrayed, Yeah
But the people know, the people know, it's winter
Lord knows it's winter in America
And ain't nobody fighting cause nobody knows what to say
Save your soul
>From a winter in America
Stick
And now it's winter
Winter in America
And now that all of the killers done been killed, sent away
The people know, the people know, it's winter
Winter in America
And ain't nobody fighting cause nobody knows what to say
And ain't nobody fighting cause nobody knows nobody knows
And ain't nobody fighting cause nobody knows what to say


If the above are not the lyrics to (WINTER IN AMERICA) by GIL SCOTT-
HERON

Crouching Tiger

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Feb 15, 2007, 12:05:43 AM2/15/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:

> On Feb 14, 7:23 pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
> <O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
> And his stepfather raised him
>> Muslim. It's in his blood. And if he makes President; he will fuck
>> Israel in the heart. Guaranteed.
>
> should that be the number one reason America should ignore his
> canidacy? Is Israel America's number one concern? Some would say our
> blind support for Israel is ONE of the resons we are where we are
> today. And I would be one. Guess I could not be an east coast
> deadhead.

once a muslim ALWAYS a muslim!
I wouldnt trust this guy with a bowl of steaming manure.

frndt...@aol.com

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Feb 15, 2007, 12:02:52 AM2/15/07
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On Feb 14, 7:41�pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
<O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:

�before suddenly he started spoofing Danny Boy. �When


> I nailed him on that;  he converted to Hobbes / ThaiJaunHahn.   What a
> loser.   Bearsfan is up there with this fucktard;  though his modus operandi
> is to just be an idiot and linger around a group that also got their asses

well I guess I owe an apology to the non racists in this group. While
I now understand a bit more what your concerns and where your coming
from, I think your certainly smart enough to know what your doing and
how it will be taken. Whether you deny it or not. And supporting
Israel does not eman one can not be a racist. ymmv

Guess I will have to stay out of these east coast newsgroups. You
guys take your football seriously. Friday when it is 80 degrees and I
am on the beach I will ponder why that is.

and yes Neil, I DO think your use of PEACE is hearfelt.
sorry for dissing it's use by you earlier. Damn it's hard straying
from Socali laidback for long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw36XqeGi5I

Crouching Tiger

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frndt...@aol.com wrote:

> On Feb 14, 7:41�pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
> <O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
>
> �before suddenly he started spoofing Danny Boy. �When
>> I nailed him on that;  he converted to Hobbes / ThaiJaunHahn.   What a
>> loser.   Bearsfan is up there with this fucktard;  though his modus
>> operandi is to just be an idiot and linger around a group that also got
>> their asses
>
> well I guess I owe an apology to the non racists in this group. While
> I now understand a bit more what your concerns and where your coming
> from, I think your certainly smart enough to know what your doing and
> how it will be taken. Whether you deny it or not. And supporting
> Israel does not eman one can not be a racist. ymmv
>
> Guess I will have to stay out of these east coast newsgroups. You
> guys take your football seriously. Friday when it is 80 degrees and I
> am on the beach I will ponder why that is.

what beach?

it will be about 84 degrees here....I'll be working though

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 15, 2007, 8:11:42 PM2/15/07
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In that regard then, I am a newer fan. I grew up a Jets fan in NYC; but
became a Patriots fan in the mid 80's. But I still do not consider myself a
bandwagoner; having been a season ticket holder for 24 years. bearsfan is
just a fucktard.

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 15, 2007, 8:18:21 PM2/15/07
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frndt...@aol.com wrote:
> On Feb 14, 7:23 pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
> <O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
> And his stepfather raised him
>> Muslim. It's in his blood. And if he makes President; he will
>> fuck Israel in the heart. Guaranteed.
>
> should that be the number one reason America should ignore his
> canidacy? Is Israel America's number one concern? Some would say our
> blind support for Israel is ONE of the resons we are where we are
> today. And I would be one. Guess I could not be an east coast
> deadhead.

I have a keen interest in Israel. I am a Jew.


> So you had no problem with Jess'es Hymietown remark either then. Cool.

Who - Jessie Jackson? I don't care much for his opinion; but could give
a fuck if he calls NYC Hymietown.

> Yeah your probably right. But then I don't hang out in the gutter IRL
> so I don't online. But yeah,some pretty wacky folks hanging out in the
> Stormfront areas. One reason I find it odd Liberals are so anti-gun.

I never understood why most Jews are so liberal. My mom is a liberal;
though my dad (they are divorced) is a staunch republican. I am
Libertarian; but am a huge gun collector.


> http://www.aztlan.net/israelization.htm

Just one of many rabid anti-Semitic assholes that are all over the net.
It's enough to keep you awake at night.

Crouching Tiger

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Feb 15, 2007, 10:25:50 PM2/15/07
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I was there the day Schaffer Stadium opened.
I was working on the TV crew.

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 16, 2007, 12:03:29 AM2/16/07
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Crouching Tiger wrote:
> I was there the day Schaffer Stadium opened.
> I was working on the TV crew.


I have no idea what I was doing on that day. But I remember the day
Kennedy was shot. Speaking of which - no way Oswald took those shots. A
Carcano? Give me a break. A USMC trained soldier does not use a piece of
crap like that. He gets an M1 Garand to do the job. The weapon he was
trained on.


Crouching Tiger

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Feb 16, 2007, 12:17:19 AM2/16/07
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Obama's Watermelon Wine wrote:

He was the fall guy

Obama's Watermelon Wine

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Feb 16, 2007, 6:36:10 PM2/16/07
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Absolutely.

Know anyone with a West Hurley 1928 A1 on a Form 3 that wants to unload it
for about $12K?


Crouching Tiger

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Feb 16, 2007, 11:03:30 PM2/16/07
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no ones talking...................not sure what thats means.

bearsfan

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Feb 17, 2007, 3:24:02 AM2/17/07
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>> should that be the number one reason America should ignore his
>> canidacy? Is Israel America's number one concern? Some would say our
>> blind support for Israel is ONE of the resons we are where we are
>> today. And I would be one. Guess I could not be an east coast
>> deadhead.
>
> I have a keen interest in Israel. I am a Jew.

I could care less about Isreal, hopefully Jews & Muslims finally blow
themselves up so they're not our problems anymore. Plus the U.S. has
provided billion$ in weapons to Israel every year.


Lark

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Feb 17, 2007, 6:49:10 AM2/17/07
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On Feb 11, 10:29 pm, "MZ" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote:
> "TXRhody" <sta...@myway.com> wrote in message
> news:h4Rzh.17574$ji1....@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net...
>
>
>
> > > The top ten facts about Brady are some of the funniest things I have
> ever
> > > read.
>
> > They're funnier than the ones I read about Chuck Norris, although most of
> > them are the same. Sorry, Lark.
>
> My estimation of John as a man just plummeted.

Hey now, that was just a quick and dirty response to someone who said
we were all a bunch of Brady worshippers who know nothing about
football, back when the Chuck Norris list was relatively new. Not
like I'm the one who submitted it for POTY as 100% my own work.
Besides, I bet you totally forgot about that one game in which Tom
Brady made the clock stop running for 52 seconds. Now we get to enjoy
that all over again. Mmmmm, unfair advantages....

mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu

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Feb 17, 2007, 9:27:03 AM2/17/07
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On Feb 15, 9:03 pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"

>
> I have no idea what I was doing on that day. But I remember the day
> Kennedy was shot.


I remember that day vividly!

I was thinking how the scope of my sniper rifle was slightly fogging
up:-(

Crouching Tiger

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Obama's Watermelon Wine wrote:

> frndt...@aol.com wrote:
>> On Feb 14, 7:23 pm, "Obama's Watermelon Wine"
>> <O...@WatermelonWine.Ripple> wrote:
>> And his stepfather raised him
>>> Muslim. It's in his blood. And if he makes President; he will
>>> fuck Israel in the heart. Guaranteed.
>>
>> should that be the number one reason America should ignore his
>> canidacy? Is Israel America's number one concern? Some would say our
>> blind support for Israel is ONE of the resons we are where we are
>> today. And I would be one. Guess I could not be an east coast
>> deadhead.
>
> I have a keen interest in Israel. I am a Jew.


Shortly after the invaders withdrew from the holy city, the Irish Druids
spent a week cleaning and purifying the great temple.

Then came the great rededication, and after several days Jehovah appeared
to the chief Druid in a pillar of fire and said "Ewwww! What's that
smell? ...
did you make the burnt offering of oxen and lambs without blemish, are you
burning the sanctified oil in the menorah as I told you?"

The chief Druid was taken aback and exclaimed, "Oh Jayzus! the /Menorah/??
I thought you said to burn their manure for nine days!"

Cal E Mahree

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Feb 17, 2007, 11:29:28 AM2/17/07
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Just out of curiousity; you useless maggot; why are you in the Patriots
group? You idiots lost (read: were spanked) by Indy. Why aren't you in
your own group or in the Indy group? Nobody in this group gives a flying
fuck about you or what you think. Just fucking go away; you loser troll.

bearsfan

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"Cal E Mahree" <C...@DeadSquid.com> wrote in message
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You cared enough to reply to my post. This is an OT discussion, nothing to
do with Patriots.


MZ

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"bearsfan" <bear...@chitown.com> wrote in message
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Since when are "newsgroup awards" off topic?


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