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OT - oooooo What A Lucky Man He Was
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euph...@mindspring.com
Aug 16, 2017, 1:44:31 PM8/16/17
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Stop me if you've heard this one...
There's a football player who goes by "Lucky" and he been around for a few years. If fact, he played out here at Dallas and was clinging to the roster as a Special Teams player. His primary role was as a punt return specialist and he had been given touches and despite some early flashes, he settled into bad place in 2016 when he fumbled three times, losing two.
Unfortunately his time in Dallas was also noteworthy when he made the news because his pit bull was allegedly dognapped and wound up in the hands of a rapper known as Boogotti Kasino. He also was late for a team meeting and was left home, fined and deactivated.
He was probably a bubble player here in 2017, but then it emerged that he had missed court date on a petty larceny charge and a warrant was issued for his arrest. Jerry and Jason made quick work of cutting him, being as they don't put up with this sort of nonsense and notoriety here in Dallas, unless your name is Zeke.
Within days it was revealed that it wasn't Lucky that hit that Wawa Virginia. All a big mistake and the actual perp had lied about his identity, using Lucky's name.
Within two days the Jets stepped in and claimed Lucky off waivers, giving him a new home and new life on arguably the worst team in the NFL.
Until yesterday... when Lucky Whitehead broke his foot. Out 4 to 6 weeks.
Lucky?
Maybe.
There's a football player who goes by "Lucky" and he been around for a few years. If fact, he played out here at Dallas and was clinging to the roster as a Special Teams player. His primary role was as a punt return specialist and he had been given touches and despite some early flashes, he settled into bad place in 2016 when he fumbled three times, losing two.
Unfortunately his time in Dallas was also noteworthy when he made the news because his pit bull was allegedly dognapped and wound up in the hands of a rapper known as Boogotti Kasino. He also was late for a team meeting and was left home, fined and deactivated.
He was probably a bubble player here in 2017, but then it emerged that he had missed court date on a petty larceny charge and a warrant was issued for his arrest. Jerry and Jason made quick work of cutting him, being as they don't put up with this sort of nonsense and notoriety here in Dallas, unless your name is Zeke.
Within days it was revealed that it wasn't Lucky that hit that Wawa Virginia. All a big mistake and the actual perp had lied about his identity, using Lucky's name.
Within two days the Jets stepped in and claimed Lucky off waivers, giving him a new home and new life on arguably the worst team in the NFL.
Until yesterday... when Lucky Whitehead broke his foot. Out 4 to 6 weeks.
Lucky?
Maybe.
Dan the Man
Aug 18, 2017, 11:16:26 AM8/18/17
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