I hereby call this meeting of the Trolls United League to order...

Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and you'll be Gary, Indiana

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Dec 18, 2003, 5:42:00 AM12/18/03

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Current business. Swami has been removed from the board for
violations of the Human Decency Act and now we have a
new vacancy. I hereby nominate NFL GURU to fill this vacancy.
Do I hear a second?

Current positions are:Skeptic L1 President
vacant VP
Ford Prefect Secretary
Dr Dolphin Sergeant of Arm's

By Imperial Order of the Grand High Poobah of Kansas City...Wooderd.
This day of our Lord 18 December, 2003.
(All requests for admission to the TUL must be sent to
and approved by B...@NOSPAMyahoo.com)

dwight

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Dec 18, 2003, 7:31:40 AM12/18/03

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"Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and
you'll be Gary, Indiana" <you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/>
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Not Trolls United League, since there can be no such thing...

Try Delusions of Grandeur, or D.O.G.

dwight

JonA

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Dec 18, 2003, 12:00:03 PM12/18/03

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On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 10:42:00 GMT, "Bingo Gas Station Motel

Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and you'll be Gary,

Indiana" <you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/> wrote:

I would nominate NFL GURU for an honorary lifetime achievement award.
That "Hollowheads" thing never gets old.

JonA

Ford Prefect

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Dec 18, 2003, 2:15:27 PM12/18/03

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"dwight" <tfr...@netxero.net> wrote in message
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> "Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and
> you'll be Gary, Indiana"
<you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/>
> wrote in message news:YvfEb.72539$2I7....@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com...
>
> Not Trolls United League, since there can be no such thing...
>

No kidding?
Gee, are you the bright one in the family Dwight?
It's a joke. Started by BW months and months ago.
Rent yourself a life, would you?

dwight

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Dec 18, 2003, 5:27:57 PM12/18/03

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"Ford Prefect" <tommys...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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There's that famous sense of humor. Talk about "bright one."

Does the word "duh" do anything for you?

dwight

Wooderd

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Dec 18, 2003, 6:22:36 PM12/18/03

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Swami is lame, compared to Sir Francis. Sir is in the Vikings ng. What about
josephthemoron?

I accept the nomination, YOU LOVE ME!!!! I know you LOVE
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... SF

GO CHIEFS SB CHAMPS 2003/04

"Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and
you'll be Gary, Indiana" <you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/>
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Ford Prefect

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Dec 19, 2003, 1:35:23 AM12/19/03

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Sir Francis it is and I second!
"Wooderd" <woo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Swami is lame, compared to Sir Francis. Sir is in the Vikings ng. What
about
> josephthemoron?
>
>

> GO CHIEFS SB CHAMPS 2003/04

You forgot this post, eh BW? lol!!!

From: Wooderd (B...@NOSPAMyahoo.com)
Subject: Troll's Unite UTL
I propose a United Troll League (UTL). We will Troll a fellow member NG "As
directed by the Troll League Directors".

I nominate Skeptic L1 to be President , Swami as VP and Ford Perfect as
Secretary. Dr Dolphin as Sergeant of Arm's.

Any other Troll's Please submit you application to the UTL for membership.
Please include a Troll post at your favorite trolling NG

Wooderd
GO Chiefs AFCW Champs 2003

Ford Prefect

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Dec 19, 2003, 1:38:24 AM12/19/03

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"dwight" <tfr...@netxero.net> wrote in message

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Sorry, I don't answer to your mating call.

Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and you'll be Gary, Indiana

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Dec 19, 2003, 3:31:15 AM12/19/03

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"Ford Prefect" <tommys...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and you'll be Gary, Indiana

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Dec 19, 2003, 4:20:35 AM12/19/03

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The ayes have it 2-0. If there's no other business, the meeting is
adjourned. Piss off.

Go Niners! Current NFCW Champs!

"Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and
you'll be Gary, Indiana" <you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/>

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dwight

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Dec 19, 2003, 7:18:15 AM12/19/03

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"Ford Prefect" <tommys...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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>
> Sorry, I don't answer to your mating call.

Okay. You've got nothing.

Y'all have a nice day now, y'hear?

dwight

McDLT

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Dec 19, 2003, 10:33:26 AM12/19/03

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Sir Francine for Pres!

His promotional bumper sticker simply reads:
"YOU ARE ALL RACISTS!"

"Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and you'll be Gary,
Indiana" <you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/> wrote in message

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Ford Prefect

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Dec 19, 2003, 1:50:34 PM12/19/03

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"dwight" <tfr...@netxero.net> wrote in message

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Same to you, twinkle-toes!

dwight

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Dec 19, 2003, 7:07:57 PM12/19/03

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"Spike" <dealw...@yahooo.com> wrote in message
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> Yeah Dwight can't you do a Hippo for Frod? He'll answer to that, for
> sure.

I don't know... The guy already thought I was coming on to him. I don't want
to be fulfilling any unknown fantasies.

You take it.

dwight

Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and you'll be Gary, Indiana

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Dec 19, 2003, 10:50:35 PM12/19/03

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"dwight" <tfr...@netxero.net> wrote in message

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does the word "duh" mean your like, you know, like, maybe like, 12 or 13,
like?

fucking moron.

dwight

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Dec 20, 2003, 9:00:15 AM12/20/03

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"Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger with a side of AirCraft Noise and
you'll be Gary, Indiana" <you_can't_deal_...@all.com/spike_licks_dicks/>

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Nice little side-step. A two-step. A sashay, if you will.

dwight

Ford Prefect

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Dec 20, 2003, 1:25:31 PM12/20/03

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"dwight" <tfr...@netxero.net> wrote in message

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How many days does it take for your to compose a decent reply?
Does the word "sashay" ...oh nevermind.

Yeah, right. A supposed man using the word "sashay" in a professional
football newsgroup.
And you wanted to convince your buddy spike I WAS the one
making the advances. You really keep good company there "dwight".
Spike, the Gay Perverted Stalker Troll.
Great effort at appearing credible!

Moron.

dwight

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Dec 21, 2003, 9:15:01 AM12/21/03

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"Ford Prefect" <tommys...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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Oh, jeez, I didn't know you were waiting so patiently for my response! Hey,
some folks live here, others just drop by once in a while. I hope I didn't
keep you waiting too long this time.

> Does the word "sashay" ...oh nevermind.

Yep. You know.

> Yeah, right. A supposed man using the word "sashay" in a professional
> football newsgroup.

We're all supposed men here, Ford. Bluster away, make all the noise you
want, but your own body of work here in usenet speaks volumes. Nothing
latent about you!

> And you wanted to convince your buddy spike I WAS the one
> making the advances. You really keep good company there "dwight".
> Spike, the Gay Perverted Stalker Troll.
> Great effort at appearing credible!

I don't worry about such things. I learned long ago that credibility was a
virtue unknown here. It's all about what have you done lately, the tenor of
the written word at face value, and what has gone before. Simple fact is,
you probably couldn't write a post without at least SOME homosexual content.
You live for it. You run to the computer every hour on the hour, hoping for
more of the same.

Don't bother coming out of the closet, Ford - you left that door wide open a
long time ago.

> Moron

Sashayer.

dwight

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Dec 24, 2003, 2:24:10 AM12/24/03

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"dwight" <tfr...@netxero.net> wrote in message

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LOSER...
in OT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

BTW moron, are you and your script-kiddie buddies finished
spoofing my NIC yet? Thank you for allowing my liberal use
of the term "moron", to describe your ilk. Most fitting.