Nunya Bidnits
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Had to share, found on alt.culture.cajun...
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An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar when
he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs
up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody
in the bar, announcing his wife has just
given birth to a
typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds
...
Nobody can believe that any new baby can
weigh in
at 25 pounds, but the LSU fan just shrugs and
replies,
"That's about average back home, folks, like
I
said, my boy's a typical Louisiana baby boy.
He's
gonna be an LSU football player.'
Congratulations showered him from all around
amid many exclamations of 'WOW!'
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy
pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The
bartender says,"Say, aren't you the father of
that
typical Louisiana baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big
he'd be
in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh
now?'
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen
pounds.' The bartender is puzzled, concerned
and a
little suspicious. 'What happened? He already
weighed
25 pounds the day he was born!'
The Louisiana father takes a slow swig of his
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
leans into the
bartender and proudly says,
'Had him circumcised.'
GEAUX TIGERS!