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to welker @cumshot.com AD

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Oct 28, 2009, 6:19:46 PM10/28/09
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The halftime performance this Sunday will be a real knee slapper.
Peyton Manning will defecate on Singletary's Jersey in front of a sold
out crowd at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, IN. Rumor has it that
ESPN Red zone will be replaying the "touchdown" all week. The Browns are
expecting royalties for the use of their mascot.

Manning has been practicing all week with a Tom Brady Jersey and
feels that he may have it "Down Pat".

I believe the Frisbee dogs will also be on hand to clean up the mess.


Adam Smith

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Oct 28, 2009, 5:44:34 PM10/28/09
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Is there a deeper joke I'm not getting here, or is this post really as
stupid as it looks?

to welker @cumshot.com AD

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Oct 28, 2009, 6:53:30 PM10/28/09
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"Adam Smith" <adamc...@fastmail.us> wrote in message
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Your birth was the joke.

Smokie Darling (Annie)

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Oct 28, 2009, 5:59:28 PM10/28/09
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It's what passes for humor from that one.

Adam Smith

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Oct 28, 2009, 6:27:46 PM10/28/09
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On Oct 28, 5:59 pm, "Smokie Darling (Annie)" <Barnabus1...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

> It's what passes for humor from that one.

Right, I was just wondering if I was missing something, because it was
so poor even by troll standards. The only thing that seemed to
require any imagination at all to come up with was the "down pat"
thing, and even that was pretty uninspired.

mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu

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Oct 28, 2009, 8:01:40 PM10/28/09
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On Oct 28, 5:44 pm, Adam Smith <adamcsm...@fastmail.us> wrote:

> Is there a deeper joke I'm not getting here, or is this post really as
> stupid as it looks?


I take it you have never done shrooms.

mr dude

Ray O'Hara

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Oct 28, 2009, 9:10:10 PM10/28/09
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"Adam Smith" <adamc...@fastmail.us> wrote in message
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=====================================================================

its a troll post, that's why it was crossposted to a dozen groups.


UCLAN

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Oct 29, 2009, 1:12:14 AM10/29/09
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Adam Smith wrote:

The latter.

skep...@aol.com

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Oct 29, 2009, 2:00:55 AM10/29/09
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AD, Mike Singletary does not wear a jersey, he is a coach not a player
anymore. Does A.D. stand for Attention Disorder?

Payton Manning is a Cannibal, a pedophile and a Terrorist—and he has
bad breath!

Patrick Willis is Coming!

Go Niners!


SF = Silly Fags

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Oct 29, 2009, 7:41:10 AM10/29/09
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In article <4051ca9d-1aea-4961-ad2c-
c47fe6...@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com>

Peyton Manning is going to do a Joe Montana on your asses. Bob
Sanders is going to turn Crabtree into a twink.


skep...@aol.com

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Oct 29, 2009, 11:26:17 AM10/29/09
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On Oct 29, 4:41 am, "SF = Silly Fags" <br...@pansy.nfl> wrote:
> In article <4051ca9d-1aea-4961-ad2c-
> c47fe610e...@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com>
> Sanders is going to turn Crabtree into a twink.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I am going to have to report you to the league because you used a gay
slur.

Howard Brazee

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Oct 29, 2009, 12:04:06 PM10/29/09
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On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:41:10 +0100, "SF = Silly Fags"
<br...@pansy.nfl> wrote:

>Peyton Manning is going to do a Joe Montana on your asses. Bob
>Sanders is going to turn Crabtree into a twink.

I expect a split this year.

--
"In no part of the constitution is more wisdom to be found,
than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace
to the legislature, and not to the executive department."

- James Madison

Nunya Bidnits

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Oct 29, 2009, 9:20:32 PM10/29/09
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It's what happens when idiots with scat fetishes get computers.

Adam Smith

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Oct 30, 2009, 9:31:24 AM10/30/09
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On Oct 29, 9:20 pm, "Nunya Bidnits" <nunyabidn...@eternal-
september.invalid> wrote:

> Adam Smith said:
>
> > Is there a deeper joke I'm not getting here, or is this post really as
> > stupid as it looks?
>
> It's what happens when idiots with scat fetishes get computers.

Heh. Yeah, that was my first impression. Guess it pays to go with
your gut.

to welker @cumshot.com AD

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Oct 30, 2009, 4:21:08 PM10/30/09
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<skep...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Payton Manning is a Cannibal, a pedophile and a Terrorist�and he has


> bad breath!
>
> Patrick Willis is Coming!
>
> Go Niners!
>
>


Hello Dumbo........ He used to wear a Jersey, Did they recall all of them
once he became coach?
Patrick Willis couldn't wring the sweat out of Peyton Manning's Jock strap
(although he would like to).


I see the 49ers getting ass raped on Sunday ( Most Patriot fans are wishing
they were the ones getting ass raped)

skep...@aol.com

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Oct 31, 2009, 3:36:27 AM10/31/09
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On Oct 30, 1:21 pm, "AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:
> <skepti...@aol.com> wrote in message

>
> news:4051ca9d-1aea-4961...@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Oct 28, 3:19 pm, "AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:
> >> The halftime performance this Sunday will be a real knee slapper.
> >> Peyton Manning will defecate on Singletary's Jersey in front of a sold
> >> out crowd at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, IN. Rumor has it that
> >> ESPN Red zone will be replaying the "touchdown" all week. The Browns are
> >> expecting royalties for the use of their mascot.
>
> >> Manning has been practicing all week with a Tom Brady Jersey and
> >> feels that he may have it "Down Pat".
>
> >> I believe the Frisbee dogs will also be on hand to clean up the mess.
>
> > AD, Mike Singletary does not wear a jersey, he is a coach not a player
> > anymore. Does A.D. stand for Attention Disorder?
>
> > Payton Manning is a Cannibal, a pedophile and a Terrorist—and he has

> > bad breath!
>
> > Patrick Willis is Coming!
>
> > Go Niners!
>
> Hello Dumbo........ He used to wear a Jersey, Did they recall all of them
> once he became coach?
> Patrick Willis couldn't wring the sweat out of Peyton Manning's Jock strap
> (although he would like to).
>
> I see the 49ers getting ass raped on Sunday ( Most Patriot fans are wishing
> they were the ones getting ass raped)- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Payton manning will be tasting his own shit on another man's dick
after the 49ers defeat the Colts this Sunday.

to welker @cumshot.com AD

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Oct 31, 2009, 8:34:21 AM10/31/09
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If your going to say shit about a guy... spell his name right.
Besides, we don't care what you San Fran Fags do on a Sunday afternoon.
I bet your going as a bag full of dicks for Halloween and then your lover
is going to open you up when your done "Dick or Treating"
Bring your sister or mom to Indy and we will show her a good time.

<skep...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> On Oct 30, 1:21 pm, "AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:
>> <skepti...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:4051ca9d-1aea-4961...@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 28, 3:19 pm, "AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:
>> >> The halftime performance this Sunday will be a real knee slapper.
>> >> Peyton Manning will defecate on Singletary's Jersey in front of a sold
>> >> out crowd at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, IN. Rumor has it that
>> >> ESPN Red zone will be replaying the "touchdown" all week. The Browns
>> >> are
>> >> expecting royalties for the use of their mascot.
>>
>> >> Manning has been practicing all week with a Tom Brady Jersey and
>> >> feels that he may have it "Down Pat".
>>
>> >> I believe the Frisbee dogs will also be on hand to clean up the mess.
>>
>> > AD, Mike Singletary does not wear a jersey, he is a coach not a player
>> > anymore. Does A.D. stand for Attention Disorder?
>>

>> > Payton Manning is a Cannibal, a pedophile and a Terrorist�and he has

Nunya Bidnits

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Oct 31, 2009, 2:13:00 PM10/31/09
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Talk about classic projection!

You Are A Stupid Shit

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Oct 31, 2009, 4:41:52 PM10/31/09
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In article <2rGdndlvNaEctXHX...@earthlink.com>,

"AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:

> If your going to say shit about a guy... spell his name right.
> Besides, we don't care what you San Fran Fags do on a Sunday afternoon.
> I bet your going as a bag full of dicks for Halloween and then your lover
> is going to open you up when your done "Dick or Treating"
> Bring your sister or mom to Indy and we will show her a good time.

Stay Classy, Indy.

skep...@aol.com

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Oct 31, 2009, 4:50:01 PM10/31/09
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On Oct 31, 1:41 pm, You Are A Stupid Shit <s...@being.stupid> wrote:
> In article <2rGdndlvNaEctXHXnZ2dnUVZ_u6dn...@earthlink.com>,

On the sidelines Mike Singletary is going to break Payton Manning's
will by staring at him intensely before the game.

Howard Brazee

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Oct 31, 2009, 5:23:36 PM10/31/09
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On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:50:01 -0700 (PDT), "skep...@aol.com"
<skep...@aol.com> wrote:

>On the sidelines Mike Singletary is going to break Payton Manning's
>will by staring at him intensely before the game.

What kind of passion?

skep...@aol.com

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Oct 31, 2009, 5:26:25 PM10/31/09
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On Oct 31, 2:23 pm, Howard Brazee <how...@brazee.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:50:01 -0700 (PDT), "skepti...@aol.com"

>
> <skepti...@aol.com> wrote:
> >On the sidelines Mike Singletary is going to break Payton Manning's
> >will by staring at him intensely before the game.
>
> What kind of passion?
>
> --
> "In no part of the constitution is more wisdom to be found,
> than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace
> to the legislature, and not to the executive department."
>
> - James Madison

The same kind of fear inducing passion that Iron Mike Tyson used to
intimidate opponents before a fight in the ring, and to terrorize the
women he mauled and raped.

Fred Waiss, Sr.

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Oct 31, 2009, 5:44:46 PM10/31/09
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<skep...@aol.com> wrote in message
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On Oct 30, 1:21 pm, "AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:
> <skepti...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:4051ca9d-1aea-4961...@o9g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Oct 28, 3:19 pm, "AD" <brady to welker @ cumshot.com> wrote:
> >> The halftime performance this Sunday will be a real knee slapper.
> >> Peyton Manning will defecate on Singletary's Jersey in front of a sold
> >> out crowd at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, IN. Rumor has it that
> >> ESPN Red zone will be replaying the "touchdown" all week. The Browns are
> >> expecting royalties for the use of their mascot.
>
> >> Manning has been practicing all week with a Tom Brady Jersey and
> >> feels that he may have it "Down Pat".
>
> >> I believe the Frisbee dogs will also be on hand to clean up the mess.
>
> > AD, Mike Singletary does not wear a jersey, he is a coach not a player
> > anymore. Does A.D. stand for Attention Disorder?
>
> > Payton Manning is a Cannibal, a pedophile and a Terrorist�and he has

> > bad breath!
>
> > Patrick Willis is Coming!
>
> > Go Niners!
>
> Hello Dumbo........ He used to wear a Jersey, Did they recall all of them
> once he became coach?
> Patrick Willis couldn't wring the sweat out of Peyton Manning's Jock strap
> (although he would like to).
>
> I see the 49ers getting ass raped on Sunday ( Most Patriot fans are wishing
> they were the ones getting ass raped)- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Payton manning will be tasting his own shit on another man's dick
after the 49ers defeat the Colts this Sunday.

It's amazing how idiots with idiotic predictions can state them in such crude
terms.

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"You Are A Stupid Shit" <st...@being.stupid> wrote in message
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Thanks Ron

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