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NY SPORTS FANS CAN'T SEE A MIRACLE IF THEY TRIPPED OVER IT
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Feb 6, 2012, 1:40:05 PM2/6/12
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I'm sure if YOU were God, you'd be pretty upset, too.
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I mean, after all, The Good Lord definitely played a key role
in helping the New York Giants win the Super Bowl -- and
yet, during all of the joy and celebration by players and
fans when it ended, nobody gave Him ANY credit.
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"That's gratitude for you," He told me, almost in tears, after
expecting someone -- anyone -- at least to say 'Thank You!'"
<
Even the most diehard atheist would have to reluctantly agree
that the only reason the Giants beat the New England Patriots
was the Double Miracle that occurred late in the game.
<
Imagine, for the very first time in the long history of the Super
Bowl, a team scored a touchdown IT DIDN'T WANT -- especially
miraculous because it was LOSING at the time and the clock
was running out.
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And, on the very same play, the Patriots actually ALLOWED the
Giants to score a touchdown that caused them to lose their lead.
<
(This was the six-yard run by Ahmad Bradshaw in which he
actually crossed the end zone with his penis first (How
obscene!), which was another rather miraculous feat -- but
one which we won't even count.
<
THE QUESTION IS: If the first two aren't considered miracles --
Pray tell! -- WHAT IS?
<
In any event, the lack of gratitude by the New York Giants
and their fans will long be remembered by The Supreme Bean.
<
He informed me -- yours truly Ed Conrad -- that He has put
a curse on the Giants and swears they won't win another
Super Bowl during their forthcoming 17-year famine.
<
Ditto for those New Yorkers who also love their blessed Yankees.
He said they shouldn't count on participating in another World
Series until at least 2029.
<
Father Guido Sarducci, an assistant to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
said the Supreme Bean is running out of patience with people from the
Big Apple and only has this much patience left.
<
http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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GOOD GAWD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
http://www.edconrad.org
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YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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LARGEST NEWSPAPERS IN THE U.S.
<
Rank Newspaper Circulation
1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,528,437
2. Wall Street Journal (NY, N.Y.) 2,058,342
3. Times (New York, N.Y.) 1,683,855
4. Times (Los Angeles) 1,231,318
5. Post (Washington, DC) 960,684
6. Tribune (Chicago) 957,212
7. Daily News (New York, N.Y.) 795,153
8. Inquirer (Philadelphia) 705,965
9. Post/Rocky Mountain News (Denver) 704,806
10. Chronicle (Houston) 692,557
11. Post (New York, N.Y.) 691,420
12. News/Free Press (Detroit) 669,315
13. Morning News (Dallas) 649,709
14. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 606,698
15. Globe (Boston) 604,068
16. Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.) 599,628
17. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta) 561,405
18. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 556,465
19. Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.) 488,825
20. Chronicle (San Francisco) 451,504
21. Plain Dealer (Cleveland) 450,875
22. Times/Post-Intelligencer (Seattle) 435,581
23. Post-Dispatch (St. Louis) 423,291
24. Times (St. Petersburg, Fla.) 422,410
25. Union-Tribune (San Diego) 408,392
26. Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee) 405,355
27. Sun (Baltimore) 401,918
28. Herald (Miami) 390,171
29. Oregonian (Portland) 384,729
30. Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, Pa.) 373,980
31. Star (Kansas City, Mo.) 367,712
32. Register (Orange County, Calif.) 354,632
33. Dispatch (Columbus, Ohio) 352,510
34. Star (Indianapolis) 347,217
35. Express-News (San Antonio, Tex.) 342,709
36. Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.) 341,025
37. South Florida Sun-Sentinel 339,728
38. Bee (Sacramento, Calif.) 330,993
39. Star-Telegram (Fort Worth, Tex.) 322,824
40. Tribune & Times (Tampa, Fla.) 309,916
41. Enquirer/Post (Cincinnati) 293,151
42. Daily Oklahoman (Oklahoma City) 287,505
43. Democrat-Gazette (Little Rock, Ark.) 275,991
44. Observer (Charlotte, N.C.) 274,125
45. News (Buffalo, N.Y.) 273,177
46. Courant (Hartford, Conn.) 272,918
47. Courier-Journal (Louisville, Ky.) 271,920
48. Mercury News (San Jose, Calif.) 263,373
49. Pioneer Press (St. Paul, Minn.) 251,565
50. Register (Des Moines, Iowa) 240,912
51. Tennessean (Nashville) 236,563
52. World-Herald (Omaha, Neb.) 231,115
53. Herald (Boston) 230,344
54. American-Statesman (Austin, Tex.) 228,619
55. Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.) 225,730
56. Times-Union (Jacksonville, Fla.) 222,392
57. Democrat Chronicle (Rochester NY) 219,660
58. Times-Dispatch (Richmond, Va.) 219,595
59. Review-Journal (Las Vegas) 219,228
60. Journal (Providence, R.I.) 218,388
61. Commercial Appeal (Memphis) 216,705
62 News & Observer (Raleigh, N.C.) 213,878
63. Post (W. Palm Beach, Fla.) 211,697
64. Investors Business Daily (LA 210,708
65. Record (Hackensack, N.J.) 206,086
66. Asbury Park Press (Neptune, N.J.) 199,723
67. Contra Costa (Ca) Times 190,613
68. Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.) 189,000
69. Daily News (Los Angeles) 187,740
70. Bee (Fresno, Calif.) 183,744
71. Press (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 182,810
72. News (Birmingham, Ala.) 180,451
73. Daily Star (Tucson, Ariz.) 173,064
74. Beacon Journal (Akron, Ohio) 170,870
75. Daily News (Dayton, Ohio) 168,645
76. Post-Standard (Syracuse, N.Y.) 168,393
77. Blade (Toledo, Ohio) 167,686
78. Advertiser (Honolulu) 160,723
79. Tribune-Review (Greensburg, Pa.) 158,013
80. Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, Ill.) 153,291
81. News-Sentinel (Knoxville, Tenn.) 152,945
82. Tribune/Deseret News (Salt Lake) 151,422
83. Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 150,936
84. Journal (Albuquerque) 149,455
85. Wisconsin St Journa Madison, Wis 148,489
86. Patriot-News (Harrisburg, Pa.) 148,301
87. Journal News (White Plains, N.Y.) 144,231
88. Eagle (Wichita, Kans.) 143,948
89. Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.) 141,019
90. State (Columbia, S.C.) 140,362
91. Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Fla.) 138,675
92. News Tribune (Tacoma, Wash.) 137,730
93. News Journal (Wilmington, Del.) 134,865
94. Times Union (Albany, N.Y.) 133,787
95. La Opinion (Los Angeles) 128,553
96. Republican (Springfield, Mass.) 125,864
97. News-Journal (Daytona Beach, Fla) 125,754
98. Daily News (Philadelphia) 123,483
99. Journal Gazette (Fort Wayne, Ind.) 121,475
100. Spokesman-Review (Spokane) 120,632
I'm sure if YOU were God, you'd be pretty upset, too.
<
I mean, after all, The Good Lord definitely played a key role
in helping the New York Giants win the Super Bowl -- and
yet, during all of the joy and celebration by players and
fans when it ended, nobody gave Him ANY credit.
<
"That's gratitude for you," He told me, almost in tears, after
expecting someone -- anyone -- at least to say 'Thank You!'"
<
Even the most diehard atheist would have to reluctantly agree
that the only reason the Giants beat the New England Patriots
was the Double Miracle that occurred late in the game.
<
Imagine, for the very first time in the long history of the Super
Bowl, a team scored a touchdown IT DIDN'T WANT -- especially
miraculous because it was LOSING at the time and the clock
was running out.
<
And, on the very same play, the Patriots actually ALLOWED the
Giants to score a touchdown that caused them to lose their lead.
<
(This was the six-yard run by Ahmad Bradshaw in which he
actually crossed the end zone with his penis first (How
obscene!), which was another rather miraculous feat -- but
one which we won't even count.
<
THE QUESTION IS: If the first two aren't considered miracles --
Pray tell! -- WHAT IS?
<
In any event, the lack of gratitude by the New York Giants
and their fans will long be remembered by The Supreme Bean.
<
He informed me -- yours truly Ed Conrad -- that He has put
a curse on the Giants and swears they won't win another
Super Bowl during their forthcoming 17-year famine.
<
Ditto for those New Yorkers who also love their blessed Yankees.
He said they shouldn't count on participating in another World
Series until at least 2029.
<
Father Guido Sarducci, an assistant to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
said the Supreme Bean is running out of patience with people from the
Big Apple and only has this much patience left.
<
http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
<
================
<
GOOD GAWD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
http://www.edconrad.org
<
=================
\<
YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
<
==================
<
LARGEST NEWSPAPERS IN THE U.S.
<
Rank Newspaper Circulation
1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,528,437
2. Wall Street Journal (NY, N.Y.) 2,058,342
3. Times (New York, N.Y.) 1,683,855
4. Times (Los Angeles) 1,231,318
5. Post (Washington, DC) 960,684
6. Tribune (Chicago) 957,212
7. Daily News (New York, N.Y.) 795,153
8. Inquirer (Philadelphia) 705,965
9. Post/Rocky Mountain News (Denver) 704,806
10. Chronicle (Houston) 692,557
11. Post (New York, N.Y.) 691,420
12. News/Free Press (Detroit) 669,315
13. Morning News (Dallas) 649,709
14. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 606,698
15. Globe (Boston) 604,068
16. Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.) 599,628
17. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta) 561,405
18. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 556,465
19. Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.) 488,825
20. Chronicle (San Francisco) 451,504
21. Plain Dealer (Cleveland) 450,875
22. Times/Post-Intelligencer (Seattle) 435,581
23. Post-Dispatch (St. Louis) 423,291
24. Times (St. Petersburg, Fla.) 422,410
25. Union-Tribune (San Diego) 408,392
26. Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee) 405,355
27. Sun (Baltimore) 401,918
28. Herald (Miami) 390,171
29. Oregonian (Portland) 384,729
30. Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, Pa.) 373,980
31. Star (Kansas City, Mo.) 367,712
32. Register (Orange County, Calif.) 354,632
33. Dispatch (Columbus, Ohio) 352,510
34. Star (Indianapolis) 347,217
35. Express-News (San Antonio, Tex.) 342,709
36. Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.) 341,025
37. South Florida Sun-Sentinel 339,728
38. Bee (Sacramento, Calif.) 330,993
39. Star-Telegram (Fort Worth, Tex.) 322,824
40. Tribune & Times (Tampa, Fla.) 309,916
41. Enquirer/Post (Cincinnati) 293,151
42. Daily Oklahoman (Oklahoma City) 287,505
43. Democrat-Gazette (Little Rock, Ark.) 275,991
44. Observer (Charlotte, N.C.) 274,125
45. News (Buffalo, N.Y.) 273,177
46. Courant (Hartford, Conn.) 272,918
47. Courier-Journal (Louisville, Ky.) 271,920
48. Mercury News (San Jose, Calif.) 263,373
49. Pioneer Press (St. Paul, Minn.) 251,565
50. Register (Des Moines, Iowa) 240,912
51. Tennessean (Nashville) 236,563
52. World-Herald (Omaha, Neb.) 231,115
53. Herald (Boston) 230,344
54. American-Statesman (Austin, Tex.) 228,619
55. Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.) 225,730
56. Times-Union (Jacksonville, Fla.) 222,392
57. Democrat Chronicle (Rochester NY) 219,660
58. Times-Dispatch (Richmond, Va.) 219,595
59. Review-Journal (Las Vegas) 219,228
60. Journal (Providence, R.I.) 218,388
61. Commercial Appeal (Memphis) 216,705
62 News & Observer (Raleigh, N.C.) 213,878
63. Post (W. Palm Beach, Fla.) 211,697
64. Investors Business Daily (LA 210,708
65. Record (Hackensack, N.J.) 206,086
66. Asbury Park Press (Neptune, N.J.) 199,723
67. Contra Costa (Ca) Times 190,613
68. Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.) 189,000
69. Daily News (Los Angeles) 187,740
70. Bee (Fresno, Calif.) 183,744
71. Press (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 182,810
72. News (Birmingham, Ala.) 180,451
73. Daily Star (Tucson, Ariz.) 173,064
74. Beacon Journal (Akron, Ohio) 170,870
75. Daily News (Dayton, Ohio) 168,645
76. Post-Standard (Syracuse, N.Y.) 168,393
77. Blade (Toledo, Ohio) 167,686
78. Advertiser (Honolulu) 160,723
79. Tribune-Review (Greensburg, Pa.) 158,013
80. Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, Ill.) 153,291
81. News-Sentinel (Knoxville, Tenn.) 152,945
82. Tribune/Deseret News (Salt Lake) 151,422
83. Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 150,936
84. Journal (Albuquerque) 149,455
85. Wisconsin St Journa Madison, Wis 148,489
86. Patriot-News (Harrisburg, Pa.) 148,301
87. Journal News (White Plains, N.Y.) 144,231
88. Eagle (Wichita, Kans.) 143,948
89. Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.) 141,019
90. State (Columbia, S.C.) 140,362
91. Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Fla.) 138,675
92. News Tribune (Tacoma, Wash.) 137,730
93. News Journal (Wilmington, Del.) 134,865
94. Times Union (Albany, N.Y.) 133,787
95. La Opinion (Los Angeles) 128,553
96. Republican (Springfield, Mass.) 125,864
97. News-Journal (Daytona Beach, Fla) 125,754
98. Daily News (Philadelphia) 123,483
99. Journal Gazette (Fort Wayne, Ind.) 121,475
100. Spokesman-Review (Spokane) 120,632
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