OT John Kerry Resume
no one important
JOB APPLICATION
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to
remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the
attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda
in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets,
claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers.
I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest.
Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War:
The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor
graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since.
I have no real world experience except marrying rich
women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife
Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.
I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by
voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to
defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am
against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for
every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help
this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am
elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George
Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable
contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary
excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of
$ 700 million.
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the
U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make
more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those
Countries, although I Blame George Bush for sending
all of the jobs out of Country.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources,
Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucketand
Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean
as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckleytwin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket
summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient
vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
VicXnews
@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com:
http://www.independent-media.tv/itemprint.cfm?fmedia_id=7073
&fcategory_desc=The%20Zero%20and%20The%20Hero
--
If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that
matters to me, even if it's not my child. If there's a senior citizen
somewhere who can't pay for her prescription and has to choose between
medicine and the rent, that makes my life poorer, even if it's not my
grandmother. If there's an Arab American family being rounded up without
benefit of an attorney or due process, that threatens my civil liberties.
It's that fundamental belief-I am my brother's keeper, I am my sisters'
keeper-that makes this country work. It's what allows us to pursue our
individual dreams, yet still come together as a single American family.
"E pluribus unum." Out of many, one.
Barack Obama
---------
Politicians will stretch the truth. They'll exaggerate their
accomplishments, paper over their gaffes. Spin has long been the lingua
franca of the political realm. But George W. Bush and his administration
have taken "normal" mendacity to a startling new level far beyond lies of
convenience. On top of the usual massaging of public perception, they
traffic in big lies, indulge in any number of symptomatic small lies, and,
ultimately, have come to embody dishonesty itself. They are a lie. And
people, finally, have started catching on.
Ron Reagan
Branden Wolner
> Are people really going to vote for this man??????
>
> JOB APPLICATION
>
> NAME: John Kerry
>
> RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.
>
How many does Bush have? Are you jealous?
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
> Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
"Every". Except that Kerry voted against cuts that were more dramatic
than cuts he voted for. Using Bush logic (ie when the deficit is still an
all time record but it's smaller than you predicted, that means it's
shrinking) Kerry actually voted to *increase* funding.
> defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to
> remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
> endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
>
You mean the other mansions in the area didn't have sprinkler systems?
> MILITARY:
>
> I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
> the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the
> attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda
Bronze Star. Silver Star.
> in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets,
> claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers.
> I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest.
> Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War:
> The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military.
>
He praises and lauds the military. He condemns the civilian leadership.
But since you certainly didn't read it....
> COLLEGE:
>
> I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Bush had a C- average too, didn't he? Do you have a link for either's
GPA?
> Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
> education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor
> graduate with an M.B.A
>
Kerry went to law school nitwit.
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since.
He was Lt. Governor and a prosecutor.
> I have no real world experience except marrying rich
> women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife
> Teresa.
>
Neither he nor Teresa have any say in the running of the company. Why do
you lie so much?
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>
> As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
> record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.
Only for last year - and National Journal didn't count all of his votes.
Convenient, no?
> I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by
> voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to
Kerry voted against budget cuts advocated by Dick Cheney.
> defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am
> against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for
Cite?
> every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help
> this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am
> elected.
>
Only on the top 2% of income earners. That you? Doubt it.
> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George
> Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable
His wealth? You sure about that? Or are you talking family wealth? Or
are you just talking out your ass?
> contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary
> excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of
> $ 700 million.
>
Hm. I've read that the Bush family wealth is far in excess of $1
billion. After all, Prescott made a fortune dealing with Nazis.
> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the
> U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make
> more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those
> Countries, although I Blame George Bush for sending
> all of the jobs out of Country.
>
Heinz is a publicly held company. Neither Teresa nor John Kerry serve on
the board of directors. Neither has any say in how the company is run.
http://www.heinz.com/jsp/directors.jsp
Why do you lie so much?
> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources,
> Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucketand
> Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean
> as we cruise on our yachts.
>
Kerry is *NOT* opposed to the wind farm.
http://www.capecodonline.com/special/windfarm/kerrywaiting29.htm
"Alone among the state's most influential politicians, U.S. Sen. John
Kerry says he is not opposed to the offshore wind farm proposed for
Nantucket Sound."
Why do you lie so much?
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> None.
>
None is better than driving 3 Texas oil companies into bankruptcy and
scamming the people of Texas into approving a sales tax to pay for a new
baseball stadium. Kerry opposes using public money to finance a new
"Fenway."
> PERSONAL
>
> I ride a Serotta Bike.
>
Without falling off and blaming a rainfall from 3 weeks earlier.
> My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
>
Soon to be upgraded to an F-18.
> I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckleytwin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
>
> I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
> culture.
>
A3K is God.
> I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket
> summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient
> vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
>
You have convinced me. Even though I swore never to vote for John Kerry
ever, all you lying republicans have convinced me that I must vote for
him. Thank you.
--
We've been together
Ohh, we've been together
But seperate's always better
when there's feelings involved
- A3K
Say 'I do' and kiss me quick
'Cause baby's on its way
- Dixie Chicks ("White Trash Wedding")
No One Important
"Branden Wolner" <dewey_de...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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taxes.
Something you will never understant until you have to give more than a
million a year. Taxes should all be even.
E-Man
"No One Important" <no...@lakers.com> wrote
<snip>
> Taxes should all be even.
Even? Like $2, $4, $6, $8?
;-)
Jeff Mayner
Glad you decided to join in. The "Tent" is filling fast but there is room
for all.
Jeff
Branden Wolner
news:10h2j56...@corp.supernews.com:
Yes. I believe that someone making over $300,000 a year uses prodigy.
That is wholly believable.
I notice you didn't attempt to substantiate any of the lies I called you
on. So we all know they are lies now.
Swillabrew
news:10h2j56...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> Not that it matters but I am in the top 1%. The top 2% pay most of the
> taxes.
> Something you will never understant until you have to give more than a
> million a year. Taxes should all be even.
> >
I didn't realize you could make that much selling yourself on the street.
Good for you, NOI.
Go Blazers !
Aluckyguess
I guess Bush will win again.
The Clintons wanted it that way. Now Hillary can run in the next election.
Eck she might even win. That sure would be awful!!!!
Rush sure predicted this one.
"Jeff Mayner" <jeffm...@yahoonospam.com> wrote in message
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Vic Romano
news:10h8lq8...@corp.supernews.com:
> That Kerry is sure a joke. Even the guys he served with don't want
> him.
Gee - who were those 20 vietnam vets on stage at the DNC?
> I guess Bush will win again.
He would have to win once before he can win "again."
> The Clintons wanted it that way. Now Hillary can run in the next
> election. Eck she might even win. That sure would be awful!!!!
Awful for the richest 1% of us maybe.
> Rush sure predicted this one.
Rush? BWAHGAHAHAHAHAHA
--
Don't Get Eliminated!!
VicXnews
news:Xns953E857E27...@130.133.1.4:
> "Aluckyguess" <no...@lakers.com> wrote in
> news:10h8lq8...@corp.supernews.com:
>
>> That Kerry is sure a joke. Even the guys he served with don't want
>> him.
>
>
> Gee - who were those 20 vietnam vets on stage at the DNC?
>
>> I guess Bush will win again.
I finally heard a reporter in Ohio admit that you can find people who
voted for bush that say they are voting for Kerry but he could not find
anyone who voted for Gore who planned on voting for bush
>
> He would have to win once before he can win "again."
In florida the reslugs are registering new citzen with premaked
reslugican forms so they can FIX those electronic machines
Floridians Get Pre-Affiliated Voter Forms
http://www.npr.org/features/feature.php?wfId=3616703
>
>> The Clintons wanted it that way. Now Hillary can run in the next
>> election. Eck she might even win. That sure would be awful!!!!
>
BTW Barak Obama for Prez after 8 years of JK
> Awful for the richest 1% of us maybe.
>
>> Rush sure predicted this one.
>
> Rush? BWAHGAHAHAHAHAHA
>
>
Read on alt.pol.dem...saying rush is confused is like saying the WTC is
closed for remodeling
--
If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that
matters to me, even if it's not my child. If there's a senior citizen
somewhere who can't pay for her prescription and has to choose between
medicine and the rent, that makes my life poorer, even if it's not my
grandmother. If there's an Arab American family being rounded up without
benefit of an attorney or due process, that threatens my civil liberties.
It's that fundamental belief-I am my brother's keeper, I am my sisters'
keeper-that makes this country work. It's what allows us to pursue our
individual dreams, yet still come together as a single American family.
"E pluribus unum." Out of many, one.
Barack Obama
-------------
Ricky Tick
Maybe...but he is not running for swift boat captain...so this is not a
truly important piece of info...except for the fact that Kerry keeps
bringing his service up...I wish he would not as I do not believe it is an
accurate predictor of his performance today.
Kerry's recent past record and his current plans are what I wish he would
speak about.
"Aluckyguess" <no...@lakers.com> wrote in message
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VicXnews
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>> That Kerry is sure a joke. Even the guys he served with don't want
>> him.
>
> Maybe...but he is not running for swift boat captain...so this is not
> a truly important piece of info...except for the fact that Kerry keeps
> bringing his service up...I wish he would not as I do not believe it
> is an accurate predictor of his performance today.
>
> Kerry's recent past record and his current plans are what I wish he
> would speak about.
>
>
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/national_security/
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/economy/
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/health_care/
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/energy/
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/homeland_security/
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/education/
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/
Ricky Tick
his page... but thanks for the links.
"VicXnews" <ne...@news.com> wrote in message
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VicXnews
> Perhaps I should have written _limited_ his conversation to... I am
> aware of his page... but thanks for the links.
>
My pleasure...other may learn
Jeff Mayner
lol...
I laughed so hard I gagged as well. ;-)