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mike_schmidt

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Jun 16, 2003, 9:00:18 PM6/16/03
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"Arbuckle said Carlos Rodriguez, a 19-year-old shortstop from the Dominican Republic,
has returned there after breaking multiple rules with Lakewood. Rodriguez received a
$700,000 bonus in 2000, so the suspension is more than just a little disappointing.

'It's going to be a little while,' Arbuckle said. 'I'm going to let him sit home. We got to
get his attention a little bit.'..."


Number one rule is don't bring your brush and bucket of paint into the dugout.

$700,000 for a house painter.

$700,000 because he's a Dominican, but Mike Crotta and Greg Reynolds can go
fuck goats as far as the Phillies are concerned. They're the wrong "color". They
got nothin' comin' from The SCAM.

Remember Gavin Floyd's negotiation? The Phillies offered $3mil *after* shoving
an absurd $2.4mil at him and Arbuckle publicly told Floyd to accept the $3mil
"or I'll give it to a couple of Dominicans".

Yeah, those Dominicans are really worth it aren't they?

Carlos "the 17yr old" Rodriguez with the Catfish Hunter moustache was "hitting"
183 at Lakewood when they sent him home to cut sugar cane.

Unless he was smoking crack in the dugout he's a lost cause because he ain't no
20yrs old.

22 or 23yr old players who can't break the Mendoza Line at low A-ball do not
go on to big league careers.

Shit 99% of 20yr olds who do that poorly never see the big leagues.

http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/sports/6097282.htm

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What happens to someone who speaks out about "The Philanos" and their owner
Jackboot Jim Buck Jr?


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Jack Tomalis

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Jun 17, 2003, 9:34:05 PM6/17/03
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> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>
> "Arbuckle said Carlos Rodriguez, a 19-year-old shortstop from the
Dominican Republic,
> has returned there after breaking multiple rules with Lakewood. Rodriguez
received a
> $700,000 bonus in 2000, so the suspension is more than just a little
disappointing.
>
> 'It's going to be a little while,' Arbuckle said. 'I'm going to let him
sit home. We got to
> get his attention a little bit.'..."
>
>
> Number one rule is don't bring your brush and bucket of paint into the
dugout.
>
> $700,000 for a house painter.
>
> $700,000 because he's a Dominican, but Mike Crotta and Greg Reynolds can
go
> fuck goats as far as the Phillies are concerned. They're the wrong
"color". They
> got nothin' comin' from The SCAM.
>
> Remember Gavin Floyd's negotiation? The Phillies offered $3mil *after*
shoving
> an absurd $2.4mil at him and Arbuckle publicly told Floyd to accept the
$3mil
> "or I'll give it to a couple of Dominicans".

I'm sorry. Did I miss this? Or had The FRAUD made up *yet another* quote.
Where's the link, louse?

>
> Yeah, those Dominicans are really worth it aren't they?
>
> Carlos "the 17yr old" Rodriguez with the Catfish Hunter moustache was
"hitting"
> 183 at Lakewood when they sent him home to cut sugar cane.

"Catfish Hunter moustache"? Oh, my! Such the imagination! Check out his
photo here:

http://www.lakewoodblueclaws.com/roster/zRoster.asp#

MiKKKie draws them on thicker with his mother's eyebrow pencil. He
certainly looks 19-ish to me. MiKKKie must like 'em to look *really* young.

And, ah, MiKKKie, the kid's 19-years-old, probably a couple years older than
you.

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