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brinkm311

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Dec 2, 2002, 4:14:54 PM12/2/02
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...how would you put it together?

mpls or st paul? downtown or suburban?

no roof, dome, or retractable roof?

outfield dimensions? foul territory dimensions?

bullpen location?

special idiosyncracies to make it unique?

finally, if by some miracle it were not to be named "target field"/"general
mills stadium"/"3M park," what would you call it?

personally, i'd like a downtown mpls stadium with tons of adjacent parking
(parking is one thing the metrodome does right). retractable roof.

nice big asymmetrical outfield, nothing approaching comerica but no minute
maid, i dunno, maybe 330/375/410/350/315 with a raised right-field wall, a few
nooks and crannies here and there where the outfield wall has corners and
alleys. hand-updated scoreboard in said right-field wall. foul territory at
absolute minimum, get the fans as close to the action as possible, let them
mess with opposing teams in the field. keep the i'd put the bullpen behind the
left-field wall, tiered with the home team on the upper tier further away from
the field and the away team on the lower tier nearer the field.

i thought it took some major balls to put that big flagpole and hill in
centerfield in houston, but something that outrageous actually is pretty cool.
tough one, i dunno, maybe a moat instead of a warning track. or perhaps a
flock of sheep in left field.

there would have to be some homerun tradition like the fireworks in anaheim and
the train in houston. i'd vote for a giant statue of paul bunyan and babe the
blue ox behind the right-field seats. paul swings his axe and babe moos when
the twins hit one out. too garish?

not sure what to call it, maybe "mondale place" or "ventura park"?

snackeru

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Dec 2, 2002, 5:17:48 PM12/2/02
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brinkm311 wrote:

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> not sure what to call it, maybe "mondale place" or "ventura park"?


I've written this in other forums, but we all know that the new ballpark
will have its naming rights sold to the highest bidder. And recently,
much to the unhappiness of most Minnesotans, Dayton's changed its name
to Marshall Fields. So, I think a great name for the new stadium would
be "Marshall Field." It would make Minnesotan's forget about the name
Daytons, and it could also be a tribute to both Jim Marshall (a great
Minnesota Viking who belongs in the HOF) as well as Thurgood Marshall.
I've written Target Corp. with my idea, but they only said they'd think
about it. Anybody else got any better ideas?

Shane


Alan S. Wales

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Dec 2, 2002, 5:34:03 PM12/2/02
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>snackeru snac...@umn.edu

>>brinkm311 wrote:

I like the Marshall Fields idea, but I figure the highest bidder will be Best
Buy.

Best Buy Ballpark. "The Triple B"

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Mosey-o-matic

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Dec 2, 2002, 5:42:53 PM12/2/02
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On 02 Dec 2002 21:14:54 GMT brin...@aol.commats said some stupid crap like:

>
>...how would you put it together?
>
>mpls or st paul? downtown or suburban?

I don't know anything about the area. Is "on the river" an option?

>no roof, dome, or retractable roof?

Either do or do not have a roof. Retractable always feels like being in an
airplane hanger (except Seattle I hear). No roff is fine 5 of 6 months and there
aren't that many games that month.

>outfield dimensions? foul territory dimensions?

I like large outfields and small territory myself. Though I'm not too particular
as long as there are some "quirks."

>bullpen location?

Outfield. None of this "down the lines" crap. I never did like it, always felt
like I was in a half ass plac watchng little league.

Though I admit standing "next to" players as they warm up is cool, so a viewing
area is always good.

>special idiosyncracies to make it unique?

no Smoking?
If I knew of anything really good I'd be a stadium designer.

I know a couple minor league parks built the overhangs so almost all foulballs
come back to the fans in the seats. That's a plus.

Wide seats are good.

I don't like those "below ground" or on the field seats, but they sell well so I
don't get to bitch.

>finally, if by some miracle it were not to be named "target field"/"general
>mills stadium"/"3M park," what would you call it?

Puckett Park? (though recently that seems like a bad idea)

I like "the Met" like hte old one, was nothing wrong with it.

>personally, i'd like a downtown mpls stadium with tons of adjacent parking
>(parking is one thing the metrodome does right). retractable roof.

Have you been to Miller Park for an example of how a retractable roof is done
wrong? There are about 3sections during a Saturday or Sunday day game that get
sun the entie game on a beautiful day. Yick.

>nice big asymmetrical outfield, nothing approaching comerica but no minute
>maid, i dunno, maybe 330/375/410/350/315 with a raised right-field wall,

They could "keep" a baggie afterall.

a few
>nooks and crannies here and there where the outfield wall has corners and
>alleys. hand-updated scoreboard in said right-field wall.

I thought that was te law now :)


>i thought it took some major balls to put that big flagpole and hill in
>centerfield in houston, but something that outrageous actually is pretty cool.
>tough one, i dunno, maybe a moat instead of a warning track. or perhaps a
>flock of sheep in left field.

sheep poo errors rule.

>there would have to be some homerun tradition like the fireworks in anaheim and
>the train in houston. i'd vote for a giant statue of paul bunyan and babe the
>blue ox behind the right-field seats. paul swings his axe and babe moos when
>the twins hit one out. too garish?

That's not bad, if you want to pigionhole the state like that.

>not sure what to call it, maybe "mondale place" or "ventura park"?

Pohlads Purse.

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Mosey-o-matic

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Dec 2, 2002, 5:45:02 PM12/2/02
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On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:17:48 -0600 snackeru said some stupid crap like:

That's actually a really good idea.

PS Marshall Fields is a pretty historic store in it's own right.

And who gives a rip about good football players in a baseball stadium (though
the SC namesake is a good thing)?

Matt

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Dec 3, 2002, 11:12:06 AM12/3/02
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brin...@aol.commats (brinkm311) wrote in message news:<20021202161454...@mb-mh.aol.com>...

> ...how would you put it together?
>
> mpls or st paul? downtown or suburban?

Hell, they could put it in Chaska for all I care. Just build the damn
thing!

> no roof, dome, or retractable roof?

The retractable roof would be ideal, but somehow I don't see that
getting done with the extra expense. A simple outdoor stadium would be
fine.

> outfield dimensions? foul territory dimensions?

I'd like short power alleys with a deep center field. Of course, we
may not have Hunter anymore by the time it's built, so maybe not too
deep ....

> bullpen location?

Couldn't care less.

> special idiosyncracies to make it unique?

Hmm ... haven't given that much thought. I like outfield restraunts
where you can sit at a table outside while watching the game. Hardly
unique, though.

> finally, if by some miracle it were not to be named "target field"/"general
> mills stadium"/"3M park," what would you call it?

I guess Puckett Field is out now ....

Matt

Mosey-o-matic

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Dec 3, 2002, 12:25:36 PM12/3/02
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On 3 Dec 2002 08:12:06 -0800 kgar...@email.com said some stupid crap like:

>I'd like short power alleys with a deep center field. Of course, we
>may not have Hunter anymore by the time it's built, so maybe not too
>deep ....

Why would anyone ever build a stadium that will last 30 or more years around a
player (especially today).

>> bullpen location?
>
>Couldn't care less.

Of course not, you don't go to games except the post-season. You admitted they
"don't matter" even when your team is winning... but you aren't a bandwagon fan,
you just go to the games that "matter" when they are winning.

Matt

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Dec 4, 2002, 11:41:13 AM12/4/02
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Mosey-o-matic <mo...@mosey.com> wrote in message news:<asipe...@drn.newsguy.com>...

> On 3 Dec 2002 08:12:06 -0800 kgar...@email.com said some stupid crap like:
>
> >I'd like short power alleys with a deep center field. Of course, we
> >may not have Hunter anymore by the time it's built, so maybe not too
> >deep ....
>
> Why would anyone ever build a stadium that will last 30 or more years around a
> player (especially today).
>
> >> bullpen location?
> >
> >Couldn't care less.
>
> Of course not, you don't go to games except the post-season. You admitted they
> "don't matter" even when your team is winning... but you aren't a bandwagon fan,
> you just go to the games that "matter" when they are winning.


Umm hmm. Didn't you recently accuse *me* of trying to drag down
threads, Mosey?

I don't expect you to see this. You're incapable of internalization.
But it's an irony worth pointing out, anyway.

Matt

david craven

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Dec 4, 2002, 2:38:22 PM12/4/02
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"Mosey-o-matic" <mo...@mosey.com> wrote in message
news:asgnl...@drn.newsguy.com...

> >no roof, dome, or retractable roof?
>
> Either do or do not have a roof. Retractable always feels like being in an
> airplane hanger (except Seattle I hear). No roff is fine 5 of 6 months and
there
> aren't that many games that month.

My guess is that Bud and his puppetmasters will insist that it have a roof,
whether or not retractable, or else the Twins will have to agree to play
their playoff and World Series games in another venue (for example,
Milwaukee... which will always be empty at that time of the Year). As I
recall, one of the reasons that the Cubs finally got lights was Major League
Baseball advising the Cubs that if they did not put Lights in Wrigley, if
they made the playoffs, they would have to play in Comiskey Park.

> >there would have to be some homerun tradition like the fireworks in
anaheim and
> >the train in houston. i'd vote for a giant statue of paul bunyan and
babe the
> >blue ox behind the right-field seats. paul swings his axe and babe moos
when
> >the twins hit one out. too garish?

Or even better, Babe swings his Axe and a giant "tree" falls....


Mosey-o-matic

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Dec 4, 2002, 4:41:31 PM12/4/02
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On Wed, 4 Dec 2002 13:38:22 -0600 "david said some stupid crap like:

>
>
>"Mosey-o-matic" <mo...@mosey.com> wrote in message
>news:asgnl...@drn.newsguy.com...
>> >no roof, dome, or retractable roof?
>>
>> Either do or do not have a roof. Retractable always feels like being in an
>> airplane hanger (except Seattle I hear). No roff is fine 5 of 6 months and
>there
>> aren't that many games that month.
>
>My guess is that Bud and his puppetmasters will insist that it have a roof,
>whether or not retractable, or else the Twins will have to agree to play
>their playoff and World Series games in another venue (for example,
>Milwaukee... which will always be empty at that time of the Year).

While I don't put anything past Bud, is Minneapolis really any colder that time
of year than say New York or Boston?


As I
>recall, one of the reasons that the Cubs finally got lights was Major League
>Baseball advising the Cubs that if they did not put Lights in Wrigley, if
>they made the playoffs, they would have to play in Comiskey Park.

I remember this, it also makes a bit more sense than the roof thing (but as I
mentioned, it's Bud, so it wouldn't floor me)

david craven

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Dec 4, 2002, 5:20:29 PM12/4/02
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"Mosey-o-matic" <mo...@mosey.com> wrote in message
news:aslsq...@drn.newsguy.com...


> While I don't put anything past Bud, is Minneapolis really any colder that
time
> of year than say New York or Boston?

hmmm. Remember that New York and Boston are "costal" and have slightly more
moderate climates. Of course, its not a lot colder than Chicago.... but I
suspect that Bud and Co are going to try to make a Dome a requirement of ANY
new Stadia which is not built in the South... in part to justify the
Monstrocity that is Miller Park and in part because it gives them another
chance to blackmail their communities....


> As I
> >recall, one of the reasons that the Cubs finally got lights was Major
League
> >Baseball advising the Cubs that if they did not put Lights in Wrigley, if
> >they made the playoffs, they would have to play in Comiskey Park.
>
> I remember this, it also makes a bit more sense than the roof thing (but
as I
> mentioned, it's Bud, so it wouldn't floor me)

Does it? At the time this happened, many playoff games were still played
during the day, and of course, playoff games COULD be played during the day
on weekends without any issue. The "real" reason for this was to provide
the Tribune Company with a "club" to use on the City of Chicago to get
lights for Wrigley. More of Bud and the puppetmasters hard at work pushing
around cities..


Alan S. Wales

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Dec 4, 2002, 7:03:32 PM12/4/02
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>david said

<butchering snippage>

>Lights in Wrigley

8/8/88.

Remember?

Mosey-o-matic

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Dec 4, 2002, 7:18:13 PM12/4/02
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On Wed, 4 Dec 2002 16:20:29 -0600 "david said some stupid crap like:

>> As I
>> >recall, one of the reasons that the Cubs finally got lights was Major
>League
>> >Baseball advising the Cubs that if they did not put Lights in Wrigley, if
>> >they made the playoffs, they would have to play in Comiskey Park.
>>
>> I remember this, it also makes a bit more sense than the roof thing (but
>as I
>> mentioned, it's Bud, so it wouldn't floor me)
>
>Does it? At the time this happened, many playoff games were still played
>during the day, and of course, playoff games COULD be played during the day
>on weekends without any issue.

Even Series games were day games then? I don't remember and am too lazy to look
up the start times of the 86 Series.

The "real" reason for this was to provide
>the Tribune Company with a "club" to use on the City of Chicago to get
>lights for Wrigley. More of Bud and the puppetmasters hard at work pushing
>around cities..

You know Bud wasn't commish then, right?

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