Parra is 10-10 this season despite an unforgivable 6.42 ERA.
Come on Mark, fire the old blowchunks Macha and Marvin the Bobblehead.
Release or trade all pitchers that have a 4.50 era or higher. Dump
all hitters that have a slogging percentage below .400. Have tryouts
for 40-50 year olds in the parking lot every Saturday.
Or cut ticket prices 40% due to the sucky talent you insist upon dumping
on the field.