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bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:27:50 AM10/7/12
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# Great to see Pat Neshek go out there yesterday and pitch so well,
with what was obviously a heavy heart, son't initials on his sleeve.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:28:39 AM10/7/12
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# DUSTY'S ROAD: Great win by Baker's Reds, patching together a staff
after Cueto's early departure (shades of Pedro in 1999?).

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:29:07 AM10/7/12
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# Showalter's mantra in the postseason: "We're not here to kiss
babies. We're here to win the damned election."

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:29:51 AM10/7/12
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# Although most of his reports are absurd, Cafardo is correct that
Boston has interest in Josh Johnson.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:30:18 AM10/7/12
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# Johnson is great, but Boston could really use a pitcher with better
health and more reliability.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:31:50 AM10/7/12
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# The guess here is that Francona will hire his buddy Brad Mills as
bench coach, and could poach some men from Boston's staff too.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:33:24 AM10/7/12
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# If you're not juiced about Pats-Broncos today, then you ought to
have your pulse checked.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:37:38 AM10/7/12
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# Call me old-fashioned, but "embraces sabermetrics" is nowhere near
my top qualification for a manager.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:39:07 AM10/7/12
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# What I want most out of the next manager is leadership. I want him
to clean up the mess and get the team unified and hungry again.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:39:40 AM10/7/12
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# In terms of sabermetrics, I could give a rat's arse if the new
manager knows what WPA or WAR or any of that stuff means.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:40:17 AM10/7/12
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# And I certainly don't go along with the "don't you dare ever let a
non-pitcher bunt" crowd. There is a time and place for everything.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:41:01 AM10/7/12
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# What I want is common sense, which mostly agrees with sabermetric
findings anyway. Don't bat a Rajai Davis type leadoff (oops).

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:42:23 AM10/7/12
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# And I want sound judgment on the pitching staff, of course. I just
don't think you need to demand a f-cking PhD from f-cking MIT.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:43:02 AM10/7/12
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# And I've got some news for you: Bobby V was one of the first
managers who *did* embrace sabermetrics and unconventional thought!

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:43:16 AM10/7/12
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# Today's inductee to the Twitter Hall of the Very Good is Ken
Holtzman, a southpaw who pitched in the majors from 1965-79.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:43:39 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman went 174-150, 3.49 (105 ERA+) in the regular season, and
6-4, 2.30 in the postseason. He pitched for 4 World Champions.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:43:55 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman made 2 All-Star teams, pitched 2 no-hitters, and is the
winningest Jewish pitcher in MLB history (9 more than Koufax).

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:44:40 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman was the Cubs' 4th round pick in 1965 (the first draft) and
pitched 3 games that September, when he was just 19 years old.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:45:51 AM10/7/12
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# By making his debut so quickly, Holtzman became the first-ever
draftee to appear in the major leagues.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:46:08 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman made the Cubs' rotation in 1966, going 11-16, 3.97 (97
ERA+), but with a strong 1.19 WHIP and 171 strikeouts.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:46:32 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman served in the National Guard in 1967, and was able to make
only 12 starts for the Cubs--yet went an amazing 9-0, 2.53 (141 ERA+).

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:46:45 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman had a nice 3.35 ERA in 1968, but that was good for just a
95 ERA+ in the Year of the Pitcher, and his record was 11-14.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:46:59 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman was 17-13, 3.58 (113 ERA+) in 1969, including a no-hitter
against the Braves (only the second ever with no strikeouts).

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:47:53 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman had his best year in 1970, at age 24: 17-11, 3.38, 132
ERA+, 288 innings, 202 strikeouts.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:48:09 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman had a poor year in 1971, but did pitch his second
no-hitter, a 1-0 win over the mighty Big Red Machine.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:48:43 AM10/7/12
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# After the 1971 season, Holtzman was traded to the A's for outfielder
Rick Monday (ironically, the first pick in that inaugural 1965 draft).

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:48:59 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman became one of Oakland's most reliable starters, winning 77
games, 4 division titles, and 3 rings in his 4 seasons.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:49:15 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman was 19-11, 2.51 in 1972; 21-13, 2.97 in 1973; 19-17, 3.07
in 1974; and 18-14, 3.14 in 1975. He was 4-1, 2.55 in the WS.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:49:33 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman also hit a homer in the 1974 World Series--the last by a
pitcher until Joe Blanton of the Phillies in 2008.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:49:50 AM10/7/12
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# The A's broke up their dynasty in 1976, and Holtzman was traded with
Reggie Jackson to Baltimore for Mike Torrez and Don Baylor.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:50:04 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman pitched well for Baltimore, but was traded to the Yanks in
a monster 5-for-5 blockbuster at the June 15th deadline.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:51:16 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman's overall 1976 numbers were solid (14-11, 3.65), but he
only fanned 66 batters in 247 innings. And Billy Martin hated him.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:51:42 AM10/7/12
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# Martin didn't use Holtzman in either the 1976 or 1977 postseasons.
Ken won a 4th ring in '77, but was buried in the pen most of the year.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:51:55 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman also angered George Steinbrenner for his militant pro-
union stance and refusal to waive his no-trade clause.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:52:14 AM10/7/12
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# The Yanks finally traded Holtzman back to the Cubs in early 1978 for
minor leaguer Ron Davis (Ike's dad), who became a valuable reliever.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:52:28 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman didn't do much for the Cubs in 1978 or 1979, and he retired
at 33 to become a stockbroker and insurance agent.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:52:44 AM10/7/12
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# In 2007, Holtzman managed the Petach Tikvah Pioneers in Dan
Duquette's ill-fated Israel Baseball League, going 9-32.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:52:59 AM10/7/12
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# Holtzman got 1% on each of his 2 HOF ballots. He has no HOF comps,
but his list includes HOVGers Viola, Stieb, and Valenzuela.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:53:49 AM10/7/12
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# ESPN suits remain mum on whether Bobby V will return to the booth
next season, filling Francona's vacancy.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:56:54 AM10/7/12
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# I will endorse a presidential candidate after the final debate. I
will endorse Brad Ausmus for Red Sox manager right now.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 12:24:51 PM10/7/12
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# Holy sh-t, they're selling Toyotas on Home Shopping Network right
now!

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 3:36:26 PM10/7/12
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# TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN!!!

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 4:31:12 PM10/7/12
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# DOUBTING THOMAS! Demaryius fumbles *again* on his way to the end
zone. Here comes the Brady Bunch.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 4:43:41 PM10/7/12
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# FOR PAGANO! Colts shock Packers, 30-27, in an inspirational victory
for their stricken coach. Andrew Luck became a man today, folks.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 4:54:50 PM10/7/12
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# WELKER VILKOMMEN! Welcome to the end zone to Worldwide Wes. Brady
looking sharp so far.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 4:55:46 PM10/7/12
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# MISTER FISTER: Quietly, Doug has become a reliable postseason arm.

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Oct 7, 2012, 4:57:08 PM10/7/12
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# DEUCE ON THE LOOSE: Ahmad Bradshaw fumbled on his first carry, but
then rumbled for 200 yards and a score, plus 4 catches for another 29.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 5:57:34 PM10/7/12
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# Brady is putting on a clinic, but it ain't over. Peyton has been
around the block a time or two. Pull up a chair.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 6:22:17 PM10/7/12
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# BRADY...BUNCH FORMATION...HE SNEAKS IT IN! OH WHAT A FOOTBALL IQ
HE HAS!

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 6:30:25 PM10/7/12
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# RIDLEY ME THIS! LITTLE STEVAN WONDER! WHAT BURST FROM THE YOUNG
PRODIGY! THE ROUT IS ON!

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 6:51:29 PM10/7/12
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# STRASBURG PRESERVED! NO INJURIES TO STEPHEN TODAY....and washington
wins.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 6:52:08 PM10/7/12
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# ERICDECKER DYSFUNCTION: Pats allow garbage TD, but they need to kill
the clock better.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 6:52:33 PM10/7/12
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# WITHOUT A TRACY: Colorado's manager quits; Boston not interested.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 6:53:21 PM10/7/12
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# GETTING HIS PHIL: Simms says Green Bay needs to adjust their
offense. For all their firepower, Packers are becoming predictable.

Tristan daCunha

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Oct 7, 2012, 7:03:05 PM10/7/12
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Tweet 10/7

Group: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox Date: Sun, Oct 7, 2012, 5:57pm
From: bi...@ix.netcom.com (bismotwitter)
# Brady is putting on a clinic, but it ain't over. Peyton has been
around the block a time or two. Pull up a chair.
*********************************************
Hey C/S.....you on Brady's knob?
Just askin'.....baldy...

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 7:26:31 PM10/7/12
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# Brady kneels...big win for the Pats!

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 7:42:33 PM10/7/12
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# Asked Adam Duritz why the Yankee game hasn't started yet. He
replied, "It's raining in Baltimore."

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 7:52:50 PM10/7/12
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# THIRTY DAYS OUT: Till Election Day, that is. Could be nothing, could
be an eternity.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 7:57:30 PM10/7/12
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# Rodriguez will be on 60 Minutes soon. Also Nucky Thompson has been
surprisingly good this season. Saints-SD could be interesting, too.

bismotwitter

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Oct 7, 2012, 8:03:16 PM10/7/12
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# Anyone who says Gronkowski can't block should watch today's game
film. He sealed the edge time and time again for Ridley.

Don Violette

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:15:49 AM10/8/12
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<<(bismotwitter)
# Although most of his reports are absurd, Cafardo is correct that
Boston has interest in Josh Johnson. >>

And Nickie is a god in such matters? <G>

--
"Okay, if you're going to question the
importance of an actor's signature on a
plastic helmet from a movie based on a
comic book then all of our lives have no
meaning"!!!

Don Violette

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:17:43 AM10/8/12
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<<(bismotwitter)
# The guess here is that Francona will hire his buddy Brad Mills as
bench coach, and could poach some men from Boston's staff too. >>

Tito's revenge?

Don Violette

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:25:03 AM10/8/12
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<<(bismotwitter)
# What I want most out of the next manager is leadership. I want him to
clean up the mess and get the team unified and hungry again. >>

Hungry means stricter enforcement of the no beeror chicken rule?

Don Violette

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:30:28 AM10/8/12
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<<(bismotwitter)
# And I certainly don't go along with the "don't you dare ever let a
non-pitcher bunt" crowd. There is a time and place for everything. >>

However personally I prefer bunts be limited to after lead off doubles
or when the win run is on third in the bottom of the ninth or extras.

bismotwitter

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:41:41 PM10/8/12
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@Don: Cafardo's a boob, but a broken clock is right twice a day, and
Nicky is correct that Boston is very much interested in Josh Johnson.

bismotwitter

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:42:26 PM10/8/12
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@Don: Tito can have all these "great" coaches. I'd like them all to be
replaced, and for the new manager to have greater input in the staff.

bismotwitter

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:43:10 PM10/8/12
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@Don: LOL! They should be drinking coconut water and eating salads.

bismotwitter

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Oct 8, 2012, 7:44:49 PM10/8/12
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@Don: Those are certainly valid times to bunt. it can depend on the
score, batter/runner/on-deck hitter, etc. I just hate to say "never."

Don Violette

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Oct 9, 2012, 7:34:36 AM10/9/12
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<<(bismotwitter)
@Don: Cafardo's a boob, but a broken clock is right twice a day, and
Nicky is correct that Boston is very much interested in Josh Johnson.
>>

Sorry, misread the tweet. Hey, it happens.

Don Violette

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Oct 9, 2012, 7:40:24 AM10/9/12
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<<(bismotwitter)
@Don: Those are certainly valid times to bunt. it can depend on the
score, batter/runner/on-deck hitter, etc. I just hate to say "never."
>>

I think I hate it most when an Ellsbury is on first and they sac bunt
instead of a steal attempt. I'd love to see stats on failed sac bunts
vs. failed steal attempts.

bismotwitter

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Oct 9, 2012, 7:22:31 PM10/9/12
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@Don: Even a normal clock is wrong twice a day, I guess!

bismotwitter

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Oct 9, 2012, 7:23:16 PM10/9/12
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@Don: Agree 100%. I like to see a fast runner try to steal. Then, if
he makes it quickly and you still want to bunt, you get him to 3B.

nate

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Oct 11, 2012, 11:31:54 PM10/11/12
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On Tuesday, October 9, 2012 7:22:33 PM UTC-4, bismotwitter conjectured:

> @Don: Even a normal clock is wrong twice a day, I guess!

My conjecture:

A so-called "normal" clock, along with a stopped clock, is wrong an INFINITE number of times per day, like there are an infinite number of points on the x-axis between 0 and 24. But, while the stopped clock is correct twice a day, this "normal" clock can classically slither over and slide back across the correct time an infinite number of times during a day, technically, but that will still be infinitely less times than it will be wrong. It can never be correct for a given segment of time longer than the 1 point instant as it crosses back and forth between being slow and being fast. It must cross the correct line only at a point each time. However...there is a limit to how small a unit of time can be due to quantum dynamics - the so-called Planck unit of time would appear to preclude an infinite number of possible times in one day.

So, if we were to get pedantic, this quantum-time Planck unit would remove the continuity needed for a classical physics proof of my conjecture - that is, that the ratio of right times over wrong times will always be virtually zero. Nonetheless, today I would still wager big bucks that we would see results of any objective and unbiased experiments conducted on clock accuracy in our future to behave closely to the continuous, non-existent "normal" clock, and thus to my conjecture, in the sense that the ratio observed would be indistinguishable from zero given the minimized noise levels of the best state-of-the-art experimental equipment that could be deployed.

But then, not again, there may be, happily after all, no such thing as a "normal" clock.


- nate

bismotwitter

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Oct 12, 2012, 7:45:25 AM10/12/12
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@Nate: Now THAT'S a cool explanation!

McDuck

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Oct 13, 2012, 2:43:31 PM10/13/12
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Although we know for certain that a stopped clock gives the corect
time 2x per day, that clock does not reveal when it is correct, so its
correctness is useless.

bismotwitter

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Oct 13, 2012, 7:28:33 PM10/13/12
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@McDuck: Good point. And I hate when broken clocks show a time that
looks like it could be right. It can ruin your equilibrium for a week.
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