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Feb 14, 2013, 6:42:27 PM2/14/13
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# I condemn Oscar Pistorius in the harshest language imaginable for
murdering his girlfriend.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:42:57 PM2/14/13
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# Happy Valentine's Day to Christina, and to everyone else out there,
except for Bobby Valentine, of course.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:43:19 PM2/14/13
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# BROOKLINE AVENUE FREEZE-OUT? Larry Lucchino refuses to answer any of
Dan Shaughnessy�s questions at press briefing.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:43:46 PM2/14/13
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# PHITEN WORDS? Dice-K, through an interpreter, said he chose
Cleveland so he can pitch against Boston. BRING IT ON!

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:44:23 PM2/14/13
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# Why will you love Shane Victorino? Because he plays like the bastard
love child of Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia, that's why.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:44:48 PM2/14/13
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Feb 14, 2013, 6:45:06 PM2/14/13
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# BEANE COUNTING: Internet comics have noted that the Red Sox have a
lot of ex-Athletics, and vice-versa.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:45:23 PM2/14/13
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# Boston has Bailey, Breslow, Mortensen, Drew, Gomes, and Sweeney in
camp; all played previously for Oakland.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:45:40 PM2/14/13
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# Beane, meanwhile, has Colon, Okajima, Moss, Lowrie, Crisp, and
Reddick (and, until recently, George Kottaras).

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:46:01 PM2/14/13
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# By the way, not that losing Reddick wasn’t painful, but it bears
repeating that he had a very poor second half in 2012.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:46:18 PM2/14/13
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# Gary Coleman, Dana Platon, and Conrad Bain reunited in Heaven last
night. Just waiting for Willis and Mrs. G.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:46:31 PM2/14/13
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# Although I love Mike Piazza, I condemn him in the harshest language
imaginable for throwing Vin Scully under the bus.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:46:52 PM2/14/13
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# Forgot to watch Wakefield’s show last night. Nets game was too
exciting. But I’ll try to catch a rerun.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:47:08 PM2/14/13
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# A baseball league in Germany is trying out a new promotion: Helmut
Day.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:47:20 PM2/14/13
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# Scratch Karsten Whitson off Boston’s draft list.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:47:38 PM2/14/13
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# Condolences to Jeff Probst--the hobst with the mobst--whose daytime
talk show was canceled. He’ll be fine. He’s a survivor.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:47:56 PM2/14/13
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# CATCH ME IF YOU CAN: The Yankees and Red Sox, combined, have exactly
one competent big league catcher--David Ross.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:49:05 PM2/14/13
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# TROUT OR WHALE? Mike shows up for his sophomore year at a hefty 240
pounds. Not a good omen for the rest of his career.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:49:19 PM2/14/13
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# Speaking of fish, I�m still hoping we can reel in Carp.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:49:33 PM2/14/13
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# I�m not guaranteeing a Red Sox championship in 2013, though it
wouldn�t surprise me. But I�ll gladly make a bet with 30:1 odds!

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:49:51 PM2/14/13
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# Best wishes to Twitter Hall of Famer Jason Isringhausen, who has
officially retired, with exactly 300 saves. A fine pitcher.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:51:20 PM2/14/13
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# Today's inductee to the Twitter Hall of the Very Good is Del Ennis,
a LF (and occasional RF) who played from 1946-59.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:51:50 PM2/14/13
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# The righty slugger hit .284/.340/.472 (117 OPS+) with 2063 hits, 288
homers, and 1284 RBI (109 per 162 games).

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:52:46 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis led the NL in RBI once, topping 100 seven times. He made 3
All-Star teams and had 2 top-10 MVP finishes.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:53:00 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis had a bad defensive reputation and made his share of errors,
but also led the NL in assists 6 times and putouts 5 times.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:53:18 PM2/14/13
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# Statisticians have often debated Phillies outfield defense in Ennis'
era; CF Richie Ashburn had mind-boggling putout totals.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:53:40 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis was born in Philadelphia in 1925, and signed with his
hometown Phillies after graduating high school in 1942.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:53:50 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis played one season in the minors, spent 2 more in the U.S.
Navy during World War II, and became the Phillies' LF in 1946.

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:54:00 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis had a great rookie year (.313/.364/.485, 144 OPS+, 17 HR).
He made the All-Star team and was 8th in the MVP balloting.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:54:19 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis would have been Rookie of the Year, had it existed. (He did
win the Sporting News ROY, given for the first time in 1946.)

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:54:30 PM2/14/13
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# After an okay 1947 season, Ennis improved to .290/.345/.525 (135
OPS+) in 1948, with 86 runs, 40 doubles, 30 HR, and 95 RBI.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:54:42 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis was even better in 1949 (.302/.367/.525, 139 OPS+, 92 runs, 39
doubles, 11 triples, 25 HR, 110 RBI), and was 13th in the MVP race.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:54:52 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis was 4th in the 1950 vote, leading the NL with 126 RBI, while
hitting .311/.372/.551 (141 OPS+) with 92 runs and 31 homers.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:55:02 PM2/14/13
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# The 25-year-old Ennis was one of Philadelphia's "Whiz Kids,"
winning the 1950 pennant, but he hit .143 in a World Series loss.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:55:14 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis had a bit of an off-year in 1951, but was consistent the next
4 seasons: 20-107-.289; 29-125-.285; 25-119-.261; 29-120-.296.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:55:39 PM2/14/13
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# In 1956 Ennis hit 26 homers and drove in 95 runs, but hit just .260/
.299/.430 (94 OPS+), and was a liability in the field and on base.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:55:59 PM2/14/13
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# The Phils traded Ennis to the Cardinals after the 1956 season. In 11
years as a Phil, Del hit .286 with a 120 OPS+, 259 HR, and 1124 RBI.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:56:15 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis was the Phillies' all-time leader in games and homers when he
left; Richie Ashburn and Mike Schmidt later broke both records.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:56:34 PM2/14/13
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# Despite his success, Ennis--like many Philadelphia athletes--often
heard boos from demanding fans, though he generally shrugged it off.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:56:50 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis' first season in St. Louis was very good: .286/.332/.494
(117 OPS+), 24 HR, 105 RBI. He was 15th in the NL MVP voting.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:57:00 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis also had the pleasure of rooming with Stan Musial, who gave
Del valuable advice on his post-baseball business opportunities.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:57:11 PM2/14/13
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# But Ennis slumped badly in 1948, hitting only 3 homers in 329 at-
bats, with a paltry .261/.290/.350 (65 OPS+) line.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:57:40 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis was traded to the Reds in 1959, lasted 5 games, was sent to
the White Sox, but was cut after 26 games, ending his career at 34.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:57:55 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis coached college baseball for one year, and also ran a bowling
alley and bred greyhounds. He died in 1996, at age 70.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:58:04 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis appeared on 2 HOF ballots, getting 1% each year. He does very
well on the Gray Ink test, but not on Bill James' other monitors.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:58:17 PM2/14/13
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# Ennis has no HOF comps. His list includes HOVGers Paul O'Neill,
George Foster, Fred Lynn, Reggie Smith, Bob Johnson, and Cy Williams.

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Feb 14, 2013, 6:58:27 PM2/14/13
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# Through age 32, however, all of Ennis' top 5 comps were HOFers:
Billy Williams, Winfield, Yastrzemski, Dawson, and Jim Rice.

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:26:33 PM2/14/13
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STFU!!!!

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:29:56 PM2/14/13
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STFU !!!! Jack off!!!

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:28:09 PM2/14/13
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STFU!!!!

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:25:24 PM2/14/13
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was a nice soft cashmere glove!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Just sayin'...

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:26:04 PM2/14/13
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STFU!!!!

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:27:15 PM2/14/13
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STFU....asswipe!!!!

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:39:34 PM2/14/13
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Hey Bishole; where's yer sock puppet, Waldo Violette?
Is he in ICU...sucking his thumb?
Just askin'...

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 7:30:51 PM2/14/13
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STFU!!!!! Knobber!!!!

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 8:24:57 PM2/14/13
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Tweet 2/14

Group: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox Date: Thu, Feb 14, 2013, 6:49pm
From: bi...@ix.netcom.com (bismotwitter)
# Speaking of fish, I'm still hoping we can reel in Carp.
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STFU!!!!!!
You mental midget!!!

kfa...@nycap.rr.com

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Feb 14, 2013, 8:38:45 PM2/14/13
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STFU

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 10:24:57 PM2/14/13
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# JOHNNY THUNDER! TAVARES BEATS RANGERS IN SHOOTOUT!

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Feb 14, 2013, 10:26:19 PM2/14/13
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# Any true Red Sox fan would spell today's holiday "Valentin's Day."
There is no reason for us to associate Bobby Me with love.

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Feb 14, 2013, 10:27:57 PM2/14/13
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# The last bastion of pro sports integrity has been destroyed by the
scourge of steroids, as the NBA has its 1st suspension (Turkoglu).

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Feb 14, 2013, 10:29:00 PM2/14/13
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# Caught a bit of Wakefield's show. Not bad. Flutie's good. Salty's a
nice kid, but if he's such an expert, why did Wake suck in 2011?

bismotwitter

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Feb 14, 2013, 10:33:11 PM2/14/13
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# Farrell plans to hit Pedroia 2nd and Ortiz 3rd against RHP, but
Victorino 2nd, Pedroia 3rd, and Ortiz lower against LHP. Makes sense.

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 14, 2013, 10:43:56 PM2/14/13
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STFU!!!!!

MittR...@rnc.com

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Feb 15, 2013, 2:28:36 PM2/15/13
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On Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:42:27 -0500, bismotwitter <bi...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:

># I condemn Oscar Pistorius in the harshest language imaginable for
>murdering his girlfriend.
What happened to that quaint concept of being innocent until proven
guilty?

bismotwitter

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Feb 15, 2013, 7:24:25 PM2/15/13
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@MittRomney: First of all, sir, I salute your patriotism and thank you
for your service. But Pistorius is an open and shut case.

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 15, 2013, 11:45:21 PM2/15/13
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Re: Tweet 2/14

Group: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox Date: Fri, Feb 15, 2013, 7:24pm
From: bi...@ix.netcom.com (bismotwitter)
@MittRomney: First of all, sir, I salute your patriotism and thank you
for your service. But Pistorius is an open and shut case.
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STFU!!!!!!
Numb Nuts!!!!

MittR...@rnc.com

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Feb 16, 2013, 4:15:01 PM2/16/13
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On Fri, 15 Feb 2013 19:24:25 -0500, bismotwitter <bi...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:

>@MittRomney: First of all, sir, I salute your patriotism and thank you
>for your service. But Pistorius is an open and shut case.
Please refresh my memory, when was he tried and convicted? I must have
missed that.

bismotwitter

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Feb 16, 2013, 4:40:06 PM2/16/13
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@MittRomney: Pistorius will be tried, and he will be found guilty. I
would bet my life on it. There is not a shred of reasonable doubt.

bismotwitter

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Feb 16, 2013, 4:40:36 PM2/16/13
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@MittRomney: Pistorius is a thug, plain and simple, a chronic abuser
of women, and I believe he deserves death.

MittR...@rnc.com

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Feb 17, 2013, 12:56:20 PM2/17/13
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On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:40:06 -0500, bismotwitter <bi...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:

>@MittRomney: Pistorius will be tried, and he will be found guilty. I
>would bet my life on it. There is not a shred of reasonable doubt.
I'm glad you're not on the jury.

MittR...@rnc.com

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Feb 17, 2013, 12:58:36 PM2/17/13
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On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:40:36 -0500, bismotwitter <bi...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:

>@MittRomney: Pistorius is a thug, plain and simple, a chronic abuser
>of women, and I believe he deserves death.
I'm glad you're going into the trial with an open mind ready to hear
the actual evidence.

Here is a radical thought: lets have a prosecution that proves he
is guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.

bismotwitter

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Feb 17, 2013, 6:44:59 PM2/17/13
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@MittRomney: I wish I was, because Pistorius would fry. Guilty as sin.

bismotwitter

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Feb 17, 2013, 6:45:30 PM2/17/13
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@MittRomney: There is no reasonable doubt in my mind, and I've
followed tons of homicides over the years.

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 17, 2013, 7:47:21 PM2/17/13
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Re: Tweet 2/14

Group: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox Date: Sun, Feb 17, 2013, 6:44pm
From: bi...@ix.netcom.com (bismotwitter)
@MittRomney: I wish I was, because Pistorius would fry. Guilty as sin.
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Your old man shoulda' pulled the handle when you were "coming out".
Just sayin'...

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 17, 2013, 7:43:34 PM2/17/13
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Re: Tweet 2/14

Group: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox Date: Sun, Feb 17, 2013, 12:56pm
From: MittR...@RNC.com
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Mitt; He's not...he's sitting on the shitter, composing tom'w's idiotic
"tweets"...
Christina,btw, is "holding her own".
Just sayin'...

Tristan daCunha

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Feb 17, 2013, 7:49:02 PM2/17/13
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Re: Tweet 2/14

Group: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox Date: Sun, Feb 17, 2013, 6:45pm
From: bi...@ix.netcom.com (bismotwitter)
@MittRomney: There is no reasonable doubt in my mind, and I've followed
tons of homicides over the years.
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STFU!!!! You Rimmer!!!
Just sayin'...

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