2009 Faggy Awards
O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!
As the Undisputed King of ASBBR, it's time for me to issue my annual
17th Annual Faggy Awards for the deserving regulars here.
So, pull up a stool, my knaves, and bear witness as I distribute both
kudos and shame to those deserving!
WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR:
ray o'hara. The undisputed champion of posts which lack logical
opinion, factual content, punctuation, capitalization and sober
thought, ray is the only poster here who could have possibly won this
year's Worst Poster Faggy Award. His baseball knowledge is clearly
sub-par and his political knowledge consists of things he thought he
heard Chris Mathews say once. ray typically posts from his PII
laptop, half passed out on a raggedy couch with a bottle of grape MD
20-20 spilling onto his lap. Yes, this meme posting lush is far and
away this year's Faggy winner in this category - nobody else even
comes close.
BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR:
Tristan daCunha. Is it a guy? Is it a girl? Is it the most remote
place in the world? It doesn't matter since its posts are
refreshingly brief, cutting and LOL funny with seldomly so much as a
single character wasted. He is truly the anti-McDuck. Tristan gets
this Year's Best Poster Faggy even though it's a Jankee* troll.
Impressive. Most impressive.
POSTER WITH THE MOST PROMISE (ROtY):
PETER SHORTS. Another member of the "shift key - what's that?" club,
PETER does his best to match wits with those here and generally does
an acceptable job. He's lacking a bit still in logic and sense
departments, but is at least on par in other areas with someone who
has a G.E.D. If he learns how to use capital letters and takes a
critical thinking class or two (not at one of those online diploma
mills, either - get your ass into a classroom) and he may be a top
poster someday.
"ESCHEW OBFUSCATION, ESPOUSE ELUCIDATION" AWARD:
McDuck. A glaring and ongoing example of someone who thinks more is
never enough, McDuck captured this sentiment nicely when he referred
to Precedent Obambi's first presser as a "Tour de Force." A large
collection of big words strung together with little meaningful
content, much like an average Obambi speech, is typically what his
posts are comprised of. Seven paragraphs are not needed when perhaps
one or two will get the point across just fine. Condense. Contract.
Control yourself.
BEST BASEBALL CONTENT (tie):
S/B 954RR and WAYBACK1918. Initiating and adding to Sox talk is what
these two posters primarily do here in ASBBR and they do it well. Not
only do they provide quantity, but the quality of their baseball
content is always, at the very least, acceptable and sensible.
GNORK AWARD:
Gnork.
That is all - until next year, my loyal subjects!
STAR OF THE DAY, WHO WILL IT BE. . .
:D
Wayback1918
Appreciate the appreciation......
PW
I realize Dano is a commie but I think it should be a three way tie,
no? lol!
OceanView
wrote in news:4565b348-6a3a-429c-9b9f-
6ba5bc...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com:
> ack logical
> opinion, factual content, punctuation, capitalization and sober
> thought
Irony.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.- Mark Twain
O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!
> "O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!" <oneilsprost...@aol.com>
> wrote in news:4565b348-6a3a-429c-9b9f-
> 6ba5bcf29...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com:
>
> > ack logical
> > opinion, factual content, punctuation, capitalization and sober
> > thought
>
> Irony.
>
> --
> -------
> Golf is a good walk spoiled.- Mark Twain
Awww. Someone's jealous they weren't picked for something.
Guess you could have taken my "Pending Bitch" Award.
BEN DOVER!!!
:D
McDuck
<wayba...@verizon.net> wrote:
>On Dec 30, 6:02�pm, "O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!"
><oneilsprost...@aol.com> wrote:
>> HEAR YE! �HEAR YE!
>
>Appreciate the appreciation......
Ditto.
Dano
"McDuck" <wallyDELE...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:57foj5pvpa09tve2b...@4ax.com...
You two are THAT desperate for validation eh? Wow.
So sad it's nearly tragic.
Wayback1918
> "McDuck" <wallyDELETEMEMcD...@comcast.net> wrote in message
O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
~William Shakespeare, Othello
Tristan daCunha
I accept your honor in the spirit with which it was presented
You have earned the patriarchal right to reign as benevolent dictator.
A pox on those who would not genuflect.
Long Live The King!
Hear Hear!
Dano
"Wayback1918" <wayba...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:d7bd8b14-58bd-4ade...@26g2000yqo.googlegroups.com...
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Uh-huh. I'm jealous of kind words from someone I consider lower than the
dog shit on Ahmedinijad's shoe. Right. Seriously?
There is a reason I have this frothing, rabid POS in my KF. And NOT you and
Gnork for two examples. Though it could...and HAS happened. <g>
O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:04:42 -0800 (PST), Wayback1918
>
> >On Dec 30, 6:02 pm, "O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!"
> ><oneilsprost...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
>
> >Appreciate the appreciation......
>
> Ditto.
See - perfect reply!
Way to go, McSuck!
BRIEF!!!
:D
O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!
> "Wayback1918" <wayback1...@verizon.net> wrote in message
>
> - Show quoted text -
Go join Oceanspew in his crying corner, son.
NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!
:D
Tristan daCunha
And he's using it as a holder for his after dinner mints?
'Fess up Dano, youse shameless slut!
McDuck
<wayba...@verizon.net> wrote:
>On Dec 31, 1:27�am, "Dano" <janeandd...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> "McDuck" <wallyDELETEMEMcD...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>
>> > >Appreciate the appreciation......
>>
>> > Ditto.
>>
>> You two are THAT desperate for validation eh? � Wow.
>>
>> So sad it's nearly tragic.
>
>O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
>It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
>The meat it feeds on.
>~William Shakespeare, Othello
Piggybacking...
In some circles, my "ditto" comment might be considered witty, clever,
erudite, sarcastic, ironic, and/or remarkably funny --- but in no way
to be taken seriously. In other circles, apparently it is "pathetic".
C'est la vie.
PETER SHORTS
use of the french language noted and interpreted as acknowledgment of
socialist tendencies.
McDuck
Okay, you broke the code.
But France is back in favor, even with the Right. Get with the program
<g>.