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MuahMan

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Dec 29, 2009, 4:53:01 PM12/29/09
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for
him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided
at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and
again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays
nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice
neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is
not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else
cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He
receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a
king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are
picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was
just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head: Holy heck, my dog is a Democrat!

O'Neil's Faggy Prostate - PIVOT, BARRY, PIVOT!!!

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:23:53 PM12/29/09
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'bout as smart, too.

S/B 954RR

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:41:48 PM12/29/09
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"MuahMan" <mua...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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How long did it take you to have him put down?

mario in victoria

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:36:22 PM12/29/09
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I'm surprised MM's parents didn't put him down for being just like his dog.

mario in victoria
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whatitis

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:59:48 PM12/29/09
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Wow sounds like a certain sector of society which is breeding at
unreal rates.

S/B 954RR

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Dec 29, 2009, 8:15:04 PM12/29/09
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"whatitis" <foxfire...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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The dog is probably registered.

Dan C

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:59:28 PM12/29/09
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Indeed he is, although likely much smarter than any Dimocrat.

Is it a black dog?


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PETER SHORTS

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Dec 30, 2009, 3:37:07 PM12/30/09
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and yet you continue to have sex with him. shameful.

OceanView

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Dec 30, 2009, 11:16:42 PM12/30/09
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mario in victoria <mari...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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It's clear they hit him in the head with a brick.

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Tristan daCunha

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Dec 31, 2009, 7:02:53 PM12/31/09
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