"I should've never been such a dipshit and bet on baseball. I will
never be in the Hall. You know it, I know it...everyone knows it. And
those sorry-assed loser muthafuckers who keep writing all over the
Internet about me should be summarily executed. No wait...I didn't
mean that. Forgive me, I was just getting carried away. But some
people just really need to get a life. That's all I'm saying." - Pete
Rose, on Oprah, 5/20/09
You heard it here first. (Unless you're one of those lowlifes who
actually watches Oprah.)