Geraldine Ferraro's final words!
Jolly Rogers
words in the presence of her friends and family:
"Liberalism is wrong. I was wrong to live my life carrying the flag
and water for left-wing ideas. Conservative principles are the only
true and proper ideals for every man, woman, and child to live his or
her life by. I deeply regret that it took me 75 years to make this
acknowledgement. Left-wing radicalism led to the United States
electing a savage miscreant as its president, and I die knowing that
Barack Husseing Obama/Barry Soetoro is an illegal alien African
Muslim."
And with those final words, the once-embittered old Liberal hack
finally crossed over to the only legimimate philosophy in life --
traditional conservatism -- before she drew her final breath, cursed
Ted Kennedy, wet her adult diapers, and passed into the great beyond!
Upon her passing, her immediate family was heard to utter in a unified
cacophony, "Where is the old bitch's financial account numbers," as
they began rifiling through her drawers, purse, and even the death-bed
bra she was wearing as she expired. Wow! What a whirlwind farewell!