The warm up guy
Krustov
the ideal use for both items - quite frankly - neither of those items
have ever said or done anything to offend me .
So theres no reason why either of those items should suffer .
For krusty is of the opinion that after hearing the 'lets get the boys
on the baise' once too often i'd say this guy needs some special
attention .
Obviously something that is far too quick and to the point is out of the
question as in the case of this guy its clear that loads of pain and
suffering should be inflicted for as long as possible in order to give
the maximum amount of agony .
Krusty has toiled when with all the various ways of torturing somebody
and even chinese water torture would be too good for this guy .
So its clear that no conventional method of torture is ever going to fit
the bill as while they would all do the job quite well - there always
seems to be something lacking about them .
Thus its clear that a one off custom method is required .
(but some things are best not said in public and i figure its best not
to say what i came up with)
I jest of course - but a guy can dream cant he :-))
Anton Gÿsen
> Although tempted to say a brick wall and a ak47 on full auto would be
> the ideal use for both items - quite frankly - neither of those items
> have ever said or done anything to offend me .
>
> So theres no reason why either of those items should suffer .
>
> For krusty is of the opinion that after hearing the 'lets get the boys
> on the baise' once too often i'd say this guy needs some special
> attention .
Not a bad rant, worth the wait.
The MCs are a little bit annoying. They should do it properly and get
Michael "let's get ready to rumble" Buffer on it, then it might be better.
But what bugs me is that the MCs don't really care or know about snooker
barring what's on their cue cards. Last week they made two wrong
announcements, one when it was claimed that the mid-session interval was
20 minutes instead of 15, and the other when Rob Walker thought that
Jan Verhaas was someone else!
Krustov
<Anton G=3Fsen>
<Fri, 02 May 2008 19:40:24 +0100>
<fvfn7a$s7d$2...@registered.motzarella.org>
> The MCs are a little bit annoying.
>
Fucking right they are .
Its the same shite twice a day - every day a tournament is on .
(or three times a day if theres a morning session)
All thats needed is short intro like .....
- good morning/afertoon/evening ladys and gentlemen
- your refs for this session are john smith and joe bloggs
- your players today for this session are (4 player names)
Anything else can only be drivel and shite & if you look at the
background audience then you will see downed heads as if they are saying
to themselves JUST GET FUCKING ON WITH IT YA BUNCH OF CUNTS .
A question .....
Has anybody ever actually asked the players if they want to hear all
that 'stephen on fire maguire' type of utter fucking shite ? .
Do you think the commentators should be asked the same question - i
would say no as most of them are either lobotomised or brain dead .
Anton Gÿsen
> <alt.sport.snooker>
> <Anton G=3Fsen>
> <Fri, 02 May 2008 19:40:24 +0100>
> <fvfn7a$s7d$2...@registered.motzarella.org>
>
>> The MCs are a little bit annoying.
>>
>
> Fucking right they are .
> All thats needed is short intro like .....
>
> - good morning/afertoon/evening ladys and gentlemen
>
> - your refs for this session are john smith and joe bloggs
>
> - your players today for this session are (4 player names)
>
> Anything else can only be drivel and shite & if you look at the
> background audience then you will see downed heads as if they are saying
> to themselves JUST GET FUCKING ON WITH IT YA BUNCH OF CUNTS .
I don't mind a bit of joking... like when they jokingly threaten people
who leave their phones on with public humiliation, or when they have a
romantic story about members of the audience (I'm not sure how much of
this is shown on TV) but "let's get the boys on the baize" is just
tacky. Snooker is sacred, leave it alone.
> A question .....
Uh-oh.
> Has anybody ever actually asked the players if they want to hear all
> that 'stephen on fire maguire' type of utter fucking shite ? .
Depends on the nickname. "Should he stay or should he go" Liang Wembo is
hilarious.
Sandy Morton
<m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> Although tempted to say a brick wall and a ak47 on full auto would
> be the ideal use for both items - quite frankly - neither of those
> items have ever said or done anything to offend me .
Krusty I agree with everything in your post and am thankful that for
once you don't have to resort to foul language.
--
A T (Sandy) Morton
on the Bicycle Island
In the Global Village
Krustov
<Sandy Morton>
<Sat, 03 May 2008 16:35:21 +0000 (GMT)>
<4f99c35...@millport.net>
> Krusty I agree with everything in your post and am thankful that for
> once you don't have to resort to foul language
>
Fuck you ya auld bastard :-)
Sandy Morton
<m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> > Krusty I agree with everything in your post and am thankful that
> > for once you don't have to resort to foul language
> >
> Fuck you ya auld bastard :-)
You could try but you would NOT succeed - I am only advanced middle
age - and my parents were married.
--
T h e - e x t e n d e r ! ! ! !
and
Champion of the Scotties sweep!
Krustov
<Krustov>
<Fri, 2 May 2008 14:19:50 +0100>
<MPG.22852540b...@news.newsreader.com>
>
BTW: do you think the guy only has the *one* suit as while i havent
really that paid much attention - it would appear hes been wearing the
same suit ever since he appeared in the tournament .
Perhaps when the tournament is finished - he can cut the baise off the
table with a pair of scissors and give it to a tailor so he can have a
new suit made .