> YES!

> You know Beijing is, of course, known worldwide as "The Brown City,"
> or more colorfully, "BROWN TOWN" !

> This is because Beijing is so polluted with fog, smog, car exhaust,
> B.O., feces, and human flatulence that what constitutes the "AIR"
> there is colored brown, not unlike a huge turd-like cloud that serves
> as a permanent reminder that the Chinese Communists have more
> important things to do besides addressing a mere piffle like
> unhealthy, poisonous "air" in a city of, what, 20 million?

> But, what comes next is a real eyelid opener!  You'll just love this!

> Polls show that at least 16 Chinese citizens are aware that the famous
> U.S. horse race, the PREAKNESS, will be run tomorrow, Saturday, May
> 17, in Baltimore, Maryland.

> And guess what the name of the odds-on-favored horse is ...

> MR. BROWN!

> I kid you not, you rascally Chinkies!

> Favored to win what's known as the second leg of horse-racing's TRIPLE
> CROWN, Mr. Beijing, uh, Mr. Brown, has already won the internationally
> famous KENTUCKY DERBY.  If he wins the PREAKNESS, two weeks later
> he'll go for a win in the BELMONT STAKES in New York state.  Winning
> there will give him the TRIPLE CROWN, which has not been accomplished
> since 1979.

> Isn't this information interesting, you inscrutable Chinee folks?

> But stand by.  I'll be uncovering many more exciting facts for your
> entertainment as Brown Town continues to prep for the O's.

> Until then, keep your crotches shaved and your anuses greased!  Oh,
> and don't inhale too many flies ... unless they're your dinner.

> Chow!