After weeks of research and laborious fact-checking, I found what will be judged to be the most important link to the U.S. and China during this Olympic year, as the Games draw nearer.
YES!
You know Beijing is, of course, known worldwide as "The Brown City," or more colorfully, "BROWN TOWN" !
This is because Beijing is so polluted with fog, smog, car exhaust, B.O., feces, and human flatulence that what constitutes the "AIR" there is colored brown, not unlike a huge turd-like cloud that serves as a permanent reminder that the Chinese Communists have more important things to do besides addressing a mere piffle like unhealthy, poisonous "air" in a city of, what, 20 million?
But, what comes next is a real eyelid opener! You'll just love this!
Polls show that at least 16 Chinese citizens are aware that the famous U.S. horse race, the PREAKNESS, will be run tomorrow, Saturday, May 17, in Baltimore, Maryland.
And guess what the name of the odds-on-favored horse is ...
MR. BROWN!
I kid you not, you rascally Chinkies!
Favored to win what's known as the second leg of horse-racing's TRIPLE CROWN, Mr. Beijing, uh, Mr. Brown, has already won the internationally famous KENTUCKY DERBY. If he wins the PREAKNESS, two weeks later he'll go for a win in the BELMONT STAKES in New York state. Winning there will give him the TRIPLE CROWN, which has not been accomplished since 1979.
Isn't this information interesting, you inscrutable Chinee folks?
But stand by. I'll be uncovering many more exciting facts for your entertainment as Brown Town continues to prep for the O's.
Until then, keep your crotches shaved and your anuses greased! Oh, and don't inhale too many flies ... unless they're your dinner.
Cheney, Dick wrote: > After weeks of research and laborious fact-checking, I found what will > be judged to be the most important link to the U.S. and China during > this Olympic year, as the Games draw nearer.
> YES!
> You know Beijing is, of course, known worldwide as "The Brown City," > or more colorfully, "BROWN TOWN" !
> This is because Beijing is so polluted with fog, smog, car exhaust, > B.O., feces, and human flatulence that what constitutes the "AIR" > there is colored brown, not unlike a huge turd-like cloud that serves > as a permanent reminder that the Chinese Communists have more > important things to do besides addressing a mere piffle like > unhealthy, poisonous "air" in a city of, what, 20 million?
> But, what comes next is a real eyelid opener! You'll just love this!
> Polls show that at least 16 Chinese citizens are aware that the famous > U.S. horse race, the PREAKNESS, will be run tomorrow, Saturday, May > 17, in Baltimore, Maryland.
> And guess what the name of the odds-on-favored horse is ...
> MR. BROWN!
> I kid you not, you rascally Chinkies!
> Favored to win what's known as the second leg of horse-racing's TRIPLE > CROWN, Mr. Beijing, uh, Mr. Brown, has already won the internationally > famous KENTUCKY DERBY. If he wins the PREAKNESS, two weeks later > he'll go for a win in the BELMONT STAKES in New York state. Winning > there will give him the TRIPLE CROWN, which has not been accomplished > since 1979.
> Isn't this information interesting, you inscrutable Chinee folks?
> But stand by. I'll be uncovering many more exciting facts for your > entertainment as Brown Town continues to prep for the O's.
> Until then, keep your crotches shaved and your anuses greased!
Hmm, that explains the whole 'undisclosed location' thing!
> After weeks of research and laborious fact-checking, I found what will > be judged to be the most important link to the U.S. and China during > this Olympic year, as the Games draw nearer.
> YES!
> You know Beijing is, of course, known worldwide as "The Brown City," > or more colorfully, "BROWN TOWN" !
> This is because Beijing is so polluted with fog, smog, car exhaust, > B.O., feces, and human flatulence that what constitutes the "AIR" > there is colored brown, not unlike a huge turd-like cloud that serves > as a permanent reminder that the Chinese Communists have more > important things to do besides addressing a mere piffle like > unhealthy, poisonous "air" in a city of, what, 20 million?
> But, what comes next is a real eyelid opener! You'll just love this!
> Polls show that at least 16 Chinese citizens are aware that the famous > U.S. horse race, the PREAKNESS, will be run tomorrow, Saturday, May > 17, in Baltimore, Maryland.
> And guess what the name of the odds-on-favored horse is ...
> MR. BROWN!
> I kid you not, you rascally Chinkies!
> Favored to win what's known as the second leg of horse-racing's TRIPLE > CROWN, Mr. Beijing, uh, Mr. Brown, has already won the internationally > famous KENTUCKY DERBY. If he wins the PREAKNESS, two weeks later > he'll go for a win in the BELMONT STAKES in New York state. Winning > there will give him the TRIPLE CROWN, which has not been accomplished > since 1979.
> Isn't this information interesting, you inscrutable Chinee folks?
> But stand by. I'll be uncovering many more exciting facts for your > entertainment as Brown Town continues to prep for the O's.
> Until then, keep your crotches shaved and your anuses greased! Oh, > and don't inhale too many flies ... unless they're your dinner.
> Chow!
Well, you have proved a minimum of two things... 1.) Your a bigot. 2.) You know little about horse racing. 1979 Ky Derby was won by Spectacular Bid. He did not win the triple crown. And the last 40 times I looked, the Belmont was run three weeks after the Preakness, not two.
On Sat, 17 May 2008 00:43:09 +0800, Cheney, Dick wrote (in article <1c5225f4-2580-48c8-9546-f457e5359...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>):
> Chinkies!
30 days in my ignore file for racist slurs.
-- Love, Jim (I often delete parts of the previous post and I often remove excessive crossposts.)
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<jimNOwalsSPA...@gmNOail.com> wrote: > On Sat, 17 May 2008 00:43:09 +0800, Cheney, Dick wrote > (in article ><1c5225f4-2580-48c8-9546-f457e5359...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>):
>> On Sat, 17 May 2008 00:43:09 +0800, Cheney, Dick wrote >> (in article >> <1c5225f4-2580-48c8-9546-f457e5359...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>):
>>> Chinkies!
>> 30 days in my ignore file for racist slurs.
> Do you think he'll be any better in 30 days?
No. But I believe in the possibility of growth.
-- Love, Jim (I often delete parts of the previous post and I often remove excessive crossposts.)
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