SLF 04: PlaySkool
The Guv'nor
or indirectly. However, in this case there is a reason.
The idea for this story came from the controversy arising out of a recent
episode of "Play School" an Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC)
program for young children. It features a segment called "Through The
Window" looking at different lifestyles and family/social activities.
This particular episode showed a little girl with two mummies. With an
election probably this year, every government minister has spoken out about
it. This included the Minister for Children and Youth Affairs, Larry
Anthony, who although he has been in the job quite a long time, not many
people had heard of until yesterday!
I, along with nearly 70 per cent of the country see little problem with such
an episode. In fact, although the program was shown twice, only two
complaints were received. Having said that, I do have some concerns about
"how much and when" in some issues. Here is the story and I hope no one
takes offence.
PlaySkool.
"Come along Rebecca, PlaySkool is on. Let's sit down and watch it together."
***
Let's spin the wheel and see which window we will look through today. Is it
going to be the square window? No, it's gone past. Oh it's stopping, very
slowly. It's stopped at the oval window. Let's have a look through shall we?
"Hi my name is Jemma, I'm 34 and live in Sydney with Steve. This is Steve,
he's my partner and my top. We are going to the zoo today, and we are both
very excited.
Here we are at the zoo. Oh look, there's a lion. Doesn't he look fierce. I'm
glad he's behind a walled enclosure. Now we are off to see the elephants.
They are much bigger than lions. Some have big ears, and some have small
ears. Ouch! did you see that? Steve pinched my bottom. He's fun isn't he.
This is the monkey enclosure. Steve's made a joke about spanking the monkey
LOL. Time for me poke my tongue out at him I think. Oh Steve doesn't like
that. He looks angry doesn't he? Of course, he's not really angry, he's just
pretending. What was that he said? He said I am very naughty and when we get
home, he's going to put me across his knee and smack my naughty little
bottom.
Yes I do look sad don't I. And scared. But I'm not really, this is just a
game between us like mummies and daddies, or Rodney and Nigel.
He's giving me a good telling off isn't he. Shall I poke my tongue out
again? Shall I. OK then.
Ouch. Oh that hurt. He smacked me on my bottom in front of the monkeys. Oh
dear, I am going to be in trouble when I get home.
This is our house. Where is Steve going I wonder. Oh no....he's going to the
closet in the hallway! Oh dear, that's where he keeps his paddle.
He's coming back. He's holding the paddle in his hand...and look..he has his
sleeve rolled up. Oh dear, what have I done.
This is me across Steve's knee. Poor Jemmas going to be in trouble! Ouch.
Oooh Ouch. Doesn't he spank hard. I am beginning to have second thoughts.
Well not really. This is..Ouch..fun!
Oh my poor, poor bottom. I can't show you but my bottom is really red and
sore. I should never have poked my tongue out at him at the zoo.
****
"Did you enjoy that Rebecca?"
"Yes mummy. But I have a question about PlaySkool"
"Certainly dear. Do you want to know why Steve was spanking Jemma and why
she was enjoying it?"
"No mummy. We learned about that in Lifestyle Class with Miss Jones"
"Is it to do with yesterdays program when Bananas in Pyjamas talked about
contraceptives and B1 put one on B2?"
"No mummy, we learned about that in Human Relationships Class with Mr Davis"
"I see. Has it anything to do with last weeks episode and the little girl
with two mummies.?"
"No mummy. We learned about that in Social Studies with Ms. Dawkins"
"Well then dear, what is your question?"
"How do you spell zoo?"
Mike
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And I can't question how or when or why when I'm gone
Can't live proud enough to die when I'm gone
So I guess I'll have to do it while I'm here...Phil Ochs
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