What are your favorite 'pervertible' items?
Spark Sspark
aren't specifically designed and marketed for spanking) items? Where
are the best places to shop for pervertibles? Once you've made a
vanilla or household item a pervertible, do you: still get a rush when
you use it for it's vanilla purpose? . . . retire it from vanilla use
and only use it for spanking?
Spark
The Guv'nor
"Spark Sspark" <sspark...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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I find what we call the "Two Dollar Shops" a great place for such items. Fly
swatters, back scratchers, ping pong paddles, a huge variety of items that
could be classed as pervertible. My local two dollar shop also sells cheap
vibrators for about $US4 which for some reason are displayed next to the
mothballs and pot pourris - I kid you not.
Newsagents and office supply shops are also a good source - especially if
you want those nice stingy plastic rulers.
Op shops can also be useful and cost effective.
Mike
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Tom Hobbes
hose at an auto parts store for about a dollar. Nice and soft and
pliant and oh so effective. . . . *EG*
DeanB
brushes. Coincided with wife going on a diet, so I put one in the main house
bathroom and one in the guest bathroom, but for encouragement the one for
our en-suite I put in my bedside cabinet. Told wife that when she had lost a
stone (I think that's about 14lb in American), then we would put it in the
en-suite, but until then it would be used too regularly to bother with.
Anyway it was quite surprising when we came to use it. For some reason it
doesn't make much noise but it quickly brings up a red glow. Wife claims it
hurts like hell. Honestly I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Having one in the house bathroom is a nice touch, because that's the one she
uses most, so she sees it all the time and gets reminded of the one that's
not yet put away.
We installed central heating when we first bought this house; the pipes
under the floor are all plastic. The 15mm stuff makes a perfect cane
substitute, it's thicker so you don't get the swish, but it makes a great
impact sound, bit like a cross between a cane and a tawse (have you ever
noticed MS Word does not recognise tawse, I guess Gates is not a spanko
then, see it doesn't recognise spanko either!).
Moving slightly, clothes pegs of course, a selection of various 'spring
strengths', (the most hated seems to be a different strength one on each
nipple). Oh, and the first time was absolutely the funniest. With one on
each nipple, and one on her clit wife came strongly; and we found out that
nipples swell when she comes, so we had oooh, AAAHHHH, OOOHH,
AAAHHH........ouch! OUCH! Take them off, TAKE THEM OFF!!!!!! We still laugh
about that one.
Recently I bought some DIY clamps, basically strong clothes pegs, a bit too
strong for general use, but when she's in the mood, for a short time they
add a certain intensity. Especially if I hold them and take some pressure
off, but she knows that I could let go.there, just like that.
I took a broomstick and attached a dog collar at each end, makes a perfect
leg spreader. Funny thing, wife hates being 'held' down, but she loves begin
'tied' down; a long time ago I gave up trying to understand reactions, now I
just go with them.
Sorry, I'm rambling now.am I moving too far off topic? Oh well, just ignore
the second half.
Dean
ILSA LASLOW
Right now my favorite pervertible is my wooden cooking spoon. I have not
retired it from use. It makes both kinds of hot buns. <G> I got it at Lechter's
in the Village which has since then closed down.
Another pervertible that Rick likes but I am not so fond of is the 18 inch oak
ruler. It dates back to the 1960's and was a gift from a lady who has no idea
what we are doing with it. Conveniently, the metal strip had long ago fallen
out. I still use it for measuring and rarely allow it to come near my bottom.
Another "pervertible" I enjoy is the small "foot brush" I picked up for $1 in a
99 cent store. It's not as perfectly designed for spanking as that beautiful
Shadowlane brush, but it comes in handy in an emergency. I bought the foot
brush for its spanking potential only, and have not used it for its regularly
intended purpose.
We've tried a ping pong paddle but it was a disappointment as the handle split
during the first use.
Discount variety stores seem to be a very good resource. And I do love a
bargain <wink>.
ILSA LASLOW
Dean Bisseker
DeanB
sorry, computer crashed during the first post and I didn't think it went...I
think I musta done it through a different account second time.
Dean
Aussiegirl
<de...@neosoft.co.uk> wrote:
Long long snip <g>
> Sorry, I'm rambling now.am I moving too far off topic? Oh well, just ignore
> the second half.
> Dean
Oh I have a better idea Dean. How about I just ignore the whole bloody
lot. You are a very cruel man. I don't mean you are cruel cruel just
cruel. Have I confused you now? I am good at doing that LOL!!
Ok, what I mean is, I am not angry nor think there is anything wrong
with you cause I don't ok? I just can't understand how you or anybody
could use such things.
Sorry, just my 2 cents worth!
AG
Aussiegirl
<newpers...@iprimus.com.au> wrote:
> I find what we call the "Two Dollar Shops" a great place for such items. Fly
> swatters, back scratchers, ping pong paddles, a huge variety of items that
> could be classed as pervertible. My local two dollar shop also sells cheap
> vibrators for about $US4 which for some reason are displayed next to the
> mothballs and pot pourris - I kid you not.
Oh we have $2 shops here in Adelaide too :) Hmmm, not sure about the
ummmm, vibrators tho. Maybe I should check LOL!!
AG
The Guv'nor
"Aussiegirl" <aussi...@lottos.com.au> wrote in message
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Ya can't miss them. They are white and at first I thought they were
aromatherapy candles until I noticed a battery inside the pack. Must have
looked a fine site in the shop looking at vibrators - especially following
so closely on the heels of the Post Office opening the paddle I was sent
from the US. I am probably know as the Porn King amongst the old ladies at
the bus stop.
spark
<<Sorry, I'm rambling now.am I moving too far off topic? Oh well,
justignore the second half.>>
Ignore the second half? No way!! It was very HOT!!!!! Some people
here are into clamps, bondage, spreader bars, etc., and some
aren't--but the BDSM accoutrements are definitely on topic!!
Spark
Aussiegirl
<newpers...@iprimus.com.au> wrote:
snip
I wrote:
> > Oh we have $2 shops here in Adelaide too :) Hmmm, not sure about the
> > ummmm, vibrators tho. Maybe I should check LOL!!
Mike wrote:
> Ya can't miss them. They are white and at first I thought they were
> aromatherapy candles until I noticed a battery inside the pack.
Well in that case next time I am at TTP I will go have a look and see
if we sell them or not. I doubt it though. Adelaide is pretty behind
when it comes to some things. No you don't have to agree either ok
Mike? <g>
> Must have looked a fine site in the shop looking at vibrators -
> especially following so closely on the heels of the Post Office
> opening the paddle I was sent from the US. I am probably know as the
> Porn King amongst the old ladies at the bus stop.
Hmmm, I could answer that but I won't. And to think I thought you were
a innocent old fella ... NOT!! <giggles>
AG
Dean Bisseker
It's a brat trait.
> I just can't understand how you or anybody
> could use such things.
I gave up trying to 'understand' things years ago. You do somethink because
you 'understand' it and why it should be good, and it doesn't work. The best
times, looking back are all things that I can't 'understand'. If you try
then you just get confused...but then I've been told that Doms are easily
confused *g*.
> Sorry, just my 2 cents worth!
Ohh, it's worth much more than that *s*.
> AG
You're from Adelaid I think I saw? Is that where they play that arial ping
pong?
Good cricket team though, might even have challanged the great west-indian
teams of the past.
Aussiegirl
<de...@neosoft.co.uk> wrote:
> > Have I confused you now? I am good at doing that LOL!!
>
> It's a brat trait.
Gee and to think I get called a brat all the time. Hmmm I wonder why
that is <bg>
> > I just can't understand how you or anybody could use such things.
> I gave up trying to 'understand' things years ago. You do somethink because
> you 'understand' it and why it should be good, and it doesn't work. The best
> times, looking back are all things that I can't 'understand'. If you try
> then you just get confused...but then I've been told that Doms are easily
> confused *g*.
Hmmm I am no sure how to answer that one. I get confused very easily
LOL!
> > Sorry, just my 2 cents worth!
>
> Ohh, it's worth much more than that *s*.
Hmmm really? How much then? <giggles>
> You're from Adelaide I think I saw? Is that where they play that arial ping
> pong?
Well Adelaide is the best city in Australia. Did you know that? <bg>
Do you mean Tennis right?
> Good cricket team though, might even have challanged the great west-indian
> teams of the past.
The BEST cricket team not good <g>!! Jesus Christ don't you watch TV
or something? We WON the World Cup <big sigh> I dunno <shakes head>
Cheers,
AG
Alex Birch
>
>
>You're from Adelaid I think I saw? Is that where they play that arial ping
>pong?
>
>Good cricket team though, might even have challanged the great west-indian
>teams of the past.
>
thought it was a new bit of spanking foreplay the Aussies had invented!!
Alex
Aussiegirl
<alex...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
Nope certainly does NOT say ANAL ping pong on my newsguy reader!! Or am
I completely misreading what you have just said? It's waaaaaaaay to
early for me to understand stuff at this hour <g>
AG
Aussiegirl
<newpers...@iprimus.com.au> wrote:
> I find what we call the "Two Dollar Shops" a great place for such items. Fly
> swatters, back scratchers, ping pong paddles, a huge variety of items that
> could be classed as pervertible. My local two dollar shop also sells cheap
> vibrators for about $US4 which for some reason are displayed next to the
> mothballs and pot pourris - I kid you not.
I am disappointed. I was at the $2 shop at TTP today. I found the
mothballs and pot pouris and NO um vibrators!! Here I was thinking
yay, a $2 cheapie and escaping the porno shop but nooooo, little old me
has to go in and completely embarrass myself when purchasing one over
the counter <sigh>. How rude! Things never so right for me <sulk>.
AG
Tom Hobbes
have not
retired it from use. It makes both kinds of hot buns. <G> <<<
Well, you and my mother. She used one and let me tell you, they
STING. Worse than the belt. (Have you been on the receiving end as
well as the giving I hope?)
Aussiegirl
Hobbes <tomhob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Oh I agree. They STING like hell that's for sure.
AG
ILSA LASLOW
>STING. Worse than the belt. (Have you been on the receiving end as
>well as the giving I hope?)
Of course I've been on the receiving end. I don't believe a spanker should use
any implement that he or she hasn't felt already. Yeah, it stings, but the
Shadowlane brush stings more.
ILSA LASLOW