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Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

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Douche Bags

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Apr 15, 2012, 6:17:44 AM4/15/12
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http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-
floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing
that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you
to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out,
the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So
bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry
Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what
would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman's
disgusting brown vagina hadn't ruined everything! The dude can't
even bring himself look at her. He can't look at his coffee
either, because it only reminds him of his wife's dripping,
coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a
shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate
Wash ("Freshness + Fairness"). And poof! Her vadge comes out
blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK
KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is
literally a light saber—is all, "Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce
papers and LET'S BONE."

Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this
product—which, in addition to just being fucking insane, brings
up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the
Indian community. As if it isn't bad enough that darker-skinned
people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-
bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses
are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies,
now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their
vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid!
God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn't
have enough racism in it.

So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here's a
hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:

It is hard to deny that fairness creams often get social
commentators and activists all worked up. What they should do is
take a deep breath and think again. Lipstick is used to make
your lips redder, fairness cream is used to make you fairer-so
what's the problem? I don't think any Youngistani today thinks
the British Raj/White man is superior to us Brown folk. That's
all 1947 thinking!

The only reason I can offer for why people like fairness, is
this: if you have two beautiful girls, one of them fair and the
other dark, you see the fair girl's features more clearly. This
is because her complexion reflects more light. I found this
amazing difference when I directed Kabir Bedi, who is very fair
and had to wear dark makeup for Othello, the Black hero of the
play. I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir
around the stage because otherwise the audience could not see
his expressions.

See? It makes perfect sense. We just want our vaginas to reflect
more light—is that so wrong? I mean, WHAT IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN
AT NIGHT AND I DON'T HAVE A REFLECTIVE ENOUGH VAGINA? Really,
the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark
like one of those deep-sea fishes. I need my vagina to attract
more krill so my husband will fuck me again! (My husband is a
whale.)

Basically the idea is to get as far away as possible from any
color that vaginas actually come in. Because that's what's at
the heart of this type of thinking—the perfect vagina would be
something that's not a vagina at all.

Fag boys don't worry about bleaching assholes. They clean that
shit off with their tongues.



default

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Apr 15, 2012, 9:47:07 AM4/15/12
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On 15 Apr 2012 10:17:44 -0000, "Douche Bags" <lib...@twits.com>
wrote:

>http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-
>floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown
>
>Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing
>that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you
>to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out,
>the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So
>bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!

Man should leave well enough alone.

Poor Repressed, Deprived, Victimized RepublicLoons

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Apr 15, 2012, 10:41:16 AM4/15/12
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On 4/15/2012 8:47 AM, default wrote:
>> Turns out,
>> the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So
>> bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!
>
> Man should leave well enough alone.


Republican Loons will no doubt want to control
how their woman's cunts are colored .- they certainly
like to control what comes out of it, and
how often.

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--> Slow thinkers --> Stay Right

ilbe...@gmail.com

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Apr 15, 2012, 11:44:09 AM4/15/12
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Its a shame you have been indoctrinated into sexual deviancy and
unholiness by our mass media. I was once there but got set free by
Christ. You can too. It starts by realizing how you are being
programmed to be a vile, foul, unsacred, Person of self interests
which include using another for a mere copulation then tossing them
like a used food wrapper. God has a better way for you to live your
life my Friend. It happened to me and i know he will do it for you if
you ask and if you tell him your sorry for becoming a Sexual
Predator , Sexual Deviant, and self absorbed Individual. Thats how
i was and not im set free from the enslavement to sexual sin. Just
humble yourself before God and desire Christ in your life...its just
that simple. Regards.

Martin Phipps

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Apr 15, 2012, 11:57:39 AM4/15/12
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On Apr 15, 3:17 am, "Douche Bags" <libe...@twits.com> wrote:
> http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-
> floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown
>
> Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing
> that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you
> to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out,
> the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it.

Some guys, so I hear, actually like a brown pussy. Some guys really
get off on them. That and long black hair. Oh God!

Martin

DCI

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Apr 15, 2012, 9:29:39 PM4/15/12
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On Apr 15, 6:47 am, default wrote:
> On 15 Apr 2012 10:17:44 -0000, "Douche Bags" <libe...@twits.com>
Over the eons of man's presence on the face of the earth, he has shown
no inclination to leave things well enough alone. Fiddle-farting with
all things in nature is just a part of his genetic code. It's in his
DNA.

DCI

Lou Tibbs

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Apr 15, 2012, 10:14:44 PM4/15/12
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In article <4efbe857-9b82-417c-91f9-
d078e5...@2g2000yqp.googlegroups.com>
Is that why queers stick things up their butts? It's part of
their genetic code? We should be able to isolate that part and
abort them off the face of the earth in 30 years.















Martin Phipps

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Apr 16, 2012, 1:28:50 AM4/16/12
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On 4月16日, 上午10時14分, "Lou Tibbs" <louti...@msn.com> wrote:
> In article <4efbe857-9b82-417c-91f9-
> d078e5e77...@2g2000yqp.googlegroups.com>
It doesn't work like that. The characteristics that we associate with
gay men (femininity, an attraction towards men, cleanliness, an
appreciation for the arts) are all considered perfectly normal
characteristics when carried by women. The problem is that women have
two X chromosomes and men have an X and a Y chromosome. Some men
obviously express feminine characteristics carried on the X
chromosome. Why is this a problem for you? Is somebody trying to
stick something up your butt? Just tell them to bugger off.

Martin

default

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Apr 16, 2012, 8:21:38 AM4/16/12
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On Sun, 15 Apr 2012 18:29:39 -0700 (PDT), DCI <50b...@gmail.com>
wrote:
The idiots who invented bikini wax and pantyhose should be shot.

John Baker

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Apr 16, 2012, 3:41:07 PM4/16/12
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Sorry to burst your bubble, Lou, but morons will probably be extinct
long before gays.

I'm sure somebody will miss you when you're gone. <G>




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Michael Ejercito

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Apr 17, 2012, 1:54:34 PM4/17/12
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On Apr 15, 7:41 am, "Poor Repressed, Deprived, Victimized
If men have to pay for what comes out of it (child support
payments), even in cases where they did not actually MAKE what comes
out of it, why should they NOT have control?


Michael

Bill Steele

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Apr 17, 2012, 2:28:19 PM4/17/12
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Because women control whether or not they can get in.

Bill Steele

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Apr 17, 2012, 2:30:43 PM4/17/12
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On 4/16/12 3:41 PM, John Baker wrote:
> In article<4efbe857-9b82-417c-91f9-
>>d078e5...@2g2000yqp.googlegroups.com>
>>DCI<50b...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> >> On Apr 15, 6:47 am, default wrote:
>>> >> > On 15 Apr 2012 10:17:44 -0000, "Douche Bags"<libe...@twits.com>
>>> >> > wrote:
>>> >> >
>>>> >> > >http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-
>>>> >> > >floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown
>>> >> >
>>>> >> > >Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing
>>>> >> > >that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you
>>>> >> > >to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out,
>>>> >> > >the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So
>>>> >> > >bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Man should leave well enough alone.
>> >>
>> >> Over the eons of man's presence on the face of the earth, he has shown
>> >> no inclination to leave things well enough alone. Fiddle-farting with
>> >> all things in nature is just a part of his genetic code. It's in his
>> >> DNA.
>> >>
>> >> DCI
>>
>>Is that why queers stick things up their butts? It's part of
>>their genetic code? We should be able to isolate that part and
>>abort them off the face of the earth in 30 years.


If it is part of the genetic code it destroys ALL the other stupi9d
arguments for discrimination. Do you really want that?

Michael Ejercito

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Apr 18, 2012, 12:04:08 AM4/18/12
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And yet, men have been ordered by courts to continue paying child
support even when DNA evidence shows that the child for whom they are
paying support is not theirs.

How is that just?


Michael

me

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Apr 19, 2012, 4:54:46 PM4/19/12
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On Apr 15, 8:44 am, "IlBenButtfucked @gmail.com" wrote a load of
worthless insane bullcrap not worth repeating


Fuck you David N Brown of 4194 Whippoorwill Rd Holt Florida, 32564 and
double fuck your pretend imaginary delusional sky fairy, ya fucking
HOMOSEXUAL DEVIATE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

dolf

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Apr 24, 2012, 5:36:35 PM4/24/12
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My str8 bi-polar m8 26yo: "Hi dolf, hope all is well. I have a question
for you. As more people are waking up an embracing the new paradigm,
what will happen to those that refuse to let go of their old perception
of reality.

In what capacity will they be able to continue to exist once the
transformation is complete?"

dolf: "If you look at my current chapter I actually demonstrate memetics
is a biblical concept (there is even an angel in stone at the Adelaide
memorial shown on the ANZAC Day dawn service).

Old mindsets die off!

From dust they have come and to dust they return."

My str8 bi-polar m8 26yo: "Does this imply death on a large scale,
because it seems to me there will be a speeding up of this process and
that a large number will be left behind."

dolf: "Well you could look at in another way: that there is a bi polar
world which goes into torrent and reaches capacity as it deals with a
ternary world. Accordingly, I’m going to propose a ternary definition of
marriage: “Between two parties as consorts irrespective of gender.”

I call it metempirics of consent and reality.

Some people live in a world unperturbed by reality.

What do you think of the logic of the argument which I'm making about
the private (parking space)?

The Grapple paradigm is equally a space (the technology opportunities
are immense) and the letters patent to the Australian Commonwealth can
be invalidated on that basis. Because there can be defined all of the
daemon entries to all temporal / noumenal reality as paradigm of
Gorvenance, I'm thinking of changing this:

"And We do hereby reserve to Ourselves Our heirs and successors, full
power and authority from time to time to revoke, alter, or amend these
Our Letters Patent, as to Us or them shall seem meet."

to

"And We do hereby reserve to the Lieutenant Governor General as Speaker
of the Council, together in a Council comprising 8 Senate Ministers, 8
House of Representative Ministers and 8 Judicial Members, from each
state appointed by the Governor General, who are given full power and
authority from time to time to revoke, alter, or amend these Our Letters
Patent, as to Us or them shall seem meet.”

The unperturbed by reality is an important point, because nothing the
Lieutenant Governor does, may affect the responsibilities of the
Governor General.

We are simply replacing the engine of governance whilst it rolls--they
consent to that, by their semantical uptake as consent of that other
overtaking reality."

My str8 bi-polar m8 26yo: "I must admit, I do find it difficult to
follow you sometimes."

dolf: "Have you read my current document Rufus? There you will see the
answers... But note especially the use of butcher paper in the forgotten
photos."

This Year’s Forgotten Award @ 1212 hours 24 April 2012

Previous Wimour Motors Maffra's Ford Dealership

For making you walk 40 km in order to get your car repaired just because
they couldn't pic up the telephone.

Thank God I swore an oath on the ANZAC Memorial before they excluded me
from ever doing business or having anything to do them--How un-Australian!

Nous: #33
Time: 12:10 hrs
Date: 2012.9.26
Torah: #10 #7 #30 %81 = #47
Dao: Achievable Goals, Virtue of Discrimination
Tetra: #35 - Gathering
I-Ching: H9 - Minor Restraint

Latin: Benedictus {God glorified in all things} Alt: Vambel {Repeated
Entrance of God} {
1. AIDS RECONCILIATION & CONJUGAL FAITHFULNESS
2. FRIENDSHIP & AFFABILITY
3. MEMORY, SHREWDNESS & DESIGN
4. Theosulk
}
Shelah {Sprout/That breaks; that unties; that undresses}

- http://www.grapple369.com/grapple.html?zen:3,row:5,col:7

שלא
lo'-not (H3808): #331 = #300, #30, #1

1) not, no
1a) not (with verb - absolute prohibition)
1b) not (with modifier - negation)
1c) nothing (subst)
1d) without (with particle)
1e) before (of time)

- http://www.grapple369.com/Rufus_files/forgotten1.jpg
- http://www.grapple369.com/Rufus_files/forgotten2.jpg
- http://www.grapple369.com/Rufus_files/forgotten3.jpg
- http://www.grapple369.com/Rufus_files/forgotten4.jpg

טבחת
tabach-kill [H2873]: #419 = #9, #2, #8, #400

1) to slaughter, slay, butcher, kill ruthlessly
1a) (Qal)
1a1) to slaughter, butcher
1a2) to slay, kill ruthlessly (fig.)

On 21/04/12 6:52 PM, carole wrote:
> On Apr 21, 5:38 pm, dolf<dolfb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On 21/04/12 4:46 PM, carole wrote:> On Apr 21, 1:35 pm,
dolf<dolfb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Those of myth, allegory, and metaphysics.” [Dictionary of Spiritual
Terms]
>
> Too much information dolf.
> Break it down into smaller bites - what is the main issue?
>

Machinery of Governance: What is the difference between "deus et mon
droit" and "deus ex machina"? [Rufus Cy-Borg, 21 April 2012]

- http://www.grapple369.com/grapple.html?zen:1,row:1,col:9
> bleaching products like Fair& Lovely, and that white actresses
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