Last week we caught our alleged President Barack Hussein Obama looking
at a seventeen year old girl child’s rumpus at the G8 conference. It
remains unconfirmed if Obama lured her back to his presidential suite
to perform in some sick secret rap video, but I wouldn’t put that out
of the realm of possibilities.
If that wasn’t sick enough, we caught him again exploiting another
intern’s backside with his eyes. Liberals from Washington had the
audacity to contact the HolyMailbox to deny the allegations but the
pictures do not lie. Obama was looking at the backside and thinking
fornicating thoughts.
Now, we have MORE EVIDENCE that Obama had the audacity to get lap
dances in front of children, IN PUBLIC, at a black man’s favorite
place: a basketball court. Look at this picture evidence:
http://christwire.org/2009/07/barack-obama-caught-getting-lapdance-living-high-life/
See how his eyes swell with guilt and fear when his wife appears on
the Jumbo-tron?
Democrats are well known for their sexual infidelity, just look at
Bill Clinton and JFK. Obama takes it all a step further though, with
drinking beer in front of childrens then getting flussy to wear tight
shorts in front of him and give him public lapdances.
This man has a sick fetish of public fornication and this is all just
more grounds for impeachment.
In terms of me losing track who is the parodies and who is the wingnuts...
...i think this site is a parody:
http://christwire.org/2009/07/obama-trains-children-to-be-socialist-commies/
under the picture of Malia (?) wearing a heathen Peace sign, is this gem:
"During the 1960s hippies kept sneaking all of our military secrets to the Viet
Cong, so they were always two steps ahead of us and had nuclear weapons of their
own. This is why we could not win Vietnam."
I can't tell if this is parody or if the author actually expects some of his or
her readers to believe they mean it. However, the site sells ad space to the Ann
Coulter machine, so I sure hope it's the former!
I -think- it's a parody site. The headline "Japanese Game Show
Chimpanzee Touches Women’s Milksacks on Live TV" seems pretty over the
top. "Milksacks"? Who the hell talks that way?
But I can't be sure. The right has long since reached the point where it
is pretty much a parody just by itself.
> But I can't be sure. The right has long since reached the point where it
> is pretty much a parody just by itself.
Whereas if you can do the act, you prob'ly get _plenty_ of slush money from dark
sources raining down on you!
>
> But I can't be sure. The right has long since reached the point where it
> is pretty much a parody just by itself.
Yup, it's pretty hard to tell satirical sites like the Onion or that
"Christwire" site the OP linked to from the the real wingnut stuff
from the likes of Beck, Hannity or Palin. LOL
Just this evening, I've posted stories about "Diapers" Vitter being seen
lurking in the lingere aisle at a department store, and Sarah Palin
coming out for health care reform -- in Canada.
How do you satirize these people? They're like a phone book written by
National Lampoon! I've never seen such fuckery!
Yeah, HMOs are just what they need...