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Tobacco Review: Erinmore Flake

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Bear Graves

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Mar 21, 2001, 9:30:25 PM3/21/01
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I have actually tried this tobacco long ago. I know, I know. I was
young, naive, new in town and hungry. He said he could get me into "show
business", NO, wait a minute that was a different story about an
encounter with a stranger.
At the time that I tried it, I had just made the transition from
aromatics to Latakia, and was looking for a tobacco that I could enjoy
in public without having to open a fresh can of Whuppass on potential
smoke nazis. The new guy behind the counter recommended Erinmore Flake.
I bought it, lit it. After waking, a few days later, I now had a punch
line for roughly 11% of my future conversations with fellow pipe guys,
and an ex tobacco retailer that I'm still on the trail of.
I still fantasize about the next meeting. A smoky, dimly lit bar in
South America. "Remember me you sick, sadistic Bastard? Stagg Tobacco,
Phoenix, 1980.... If you HAD a future, I'd give you the following
advice: If you try to kill a "Bear", you had better finish the job...!"
But I digress. I wanted, in the interest of Science to try the tobacco
again, Partly out of curiosity, partly out of a dare from an ASPer. I
also received the Tobacco from a kind ASPer, so there you are.
Appearance: A nice looking can, yellow with red logo, the tobacco inside
appears to be a well made, attractive flake. The tin aroma is a fairly
pungent pineapple -pineapple/cherry combination. It packs just fine.
Test Drive: Fire touches, puff, puff...... Hey! Everybody!! There's a
party in my mouth and you're ALL invited!!...A PARTY OF FRIGGIN' HELL'S
ANGELS ON A KILO OF METH THAT IS!!!
I haven't had this much fun since a bunch of force recon Marines caught
me without my paratrooper buddies and nearly stomped me to death. As bad
as this sounds, it's actually not as bad as I remember. I mean, I
maintained consciousness this time, that's gotta count for something.
The blend has a real peppery bite to it, and FWIW, the pineapple doesn't
seem as obnoxious lit as it does in the tin. I couldn't finish the smoke
which put it in some interesting Company, like 1792.

Aroma: 2-3
Burning qualities: 5
Taste: 2
Overall: 3

I am actually now considering sending this pipe to the Newbies, but in
good consciousness, I just can't bring myself to do it...

Bear

Tdavey

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Mar 22, 2001, 5:19:35 AM3/22/01
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your ass is grass bear, its 0530, I am in the hall between the bedrooms
everyone is sleeping and I am doing my damnedest to not laugh out loud...oh
man...pay backs are hell my friend

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Terry
You're bound to become a Buddha if you practice. If water drips long enough
even rocks wear through. It's not true thick skulls can't be pierced; people
just imagine their minds are hard
-Shih-wu (1272-1352)


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cwb

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Mar 22, 2001, 8:39:00 AM3/22/01
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Hope you found a use for the 'Sweets Golden Throats' after that review!!!

Charles

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Bear Graves

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Mar 22, 2001, 9:45:15 AM3/22/01
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Yep, one more life as a dung beetle comin' up! <G>

Bear

Tom Greene

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Mar 22, 2001, 10:36:37 AM3/22/01
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Oh Bear,
Ya done gone an did it agin. :-)
Tom

Tdavey

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Mar 22, 2001, 7:55:32 PM3/22/01
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will I be smoking a turd too?

--
Terry
You're bound to become a Buddha if you practice. If water drips long enough
even rocks wear through. It's not true thick skulls can't be pierced; people
just imagine their minds are hard
-Shih-wu (1272-1352)


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Bear Graves

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Mar 22, 2001, 8:10:59 PM3/22/01
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Can't have one without the other I suppose, though a light might be hard to come
by <GG>
Bear
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