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James
Feb 4, 2012, 12:37:00 PM2/4/12
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I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy
peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not
eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not
eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
Charles
Feb 4, 2012, 2:45:24 PM2/4/12
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to be on a diet...Kinda like..Didja hear the one about
the elephant that had diareah?? ... No???It was all over town..
Funn
Bert Olton
Feb 4, 2012, 2:48:34 PM2/4/12
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The Patuxent Wildlife Research Center recently completed a study on the
migratory flight of geese, specifically, on the reason for many of the
birds' "V" formations being longer on one leg of the "V" than the other.
It's because there are more geese over there.
Bert
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To those who have served or are serving the cause of freedom, whether in
peace or in war, at home or abroad, thank you. Si vis pacem, para
bellum. "Let's roll!", Todd Beamer, United Airlines Flight 93,
September 11, 2001. http://www.canaltownanvil.org
migratory flight of geese, specifically, on the reason for many of the
birds' "V" formations being longer on one leg of the "V" than the other.
It's because there are more geese over there.
Bert
--
To those who have served or are serving the cause of freedom, whether in
peace or in war, at home or abroad, thank you. Si vis pacem, para
bellum. "Let's roll!", Todd Beamer, United Airlines Flight 93,
September 11, 2001. http://www.canaltownanvil.org
mennamedn...@yahoo.com
Feb 4, 2012, 4:40:44 PM2/4/12
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Jerry Garrison and JtN walk into a bar. Jerry Garrison starts talking
to some people at the bar about non-sensical stuff and JTN yells at
Jerry, "asshole". Jerry responds to JtN, "How did you know where I
hide my crack cocaine". What a world...
AL
Feb 5, 2012, 2:03:54 PM2/5/12
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Good one.
Bert Olton
Feb 7, 2012, 6:38:35 PM2/7/12
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an
airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a
game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and
said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she
owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her
$50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly
accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the
nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde
asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill
with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up
everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous
air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and
frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer
insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a
game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and
said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she
owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her
$50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly
accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the
nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde
asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill
with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up
everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous
air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and
frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer
insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
AL
Feb 8, 2012, 5:47:50 AM2/8/12
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Good One ...
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