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Prince of Skeeves  
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 More options Nov 21 1996, 3:00 am
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From: aloys...@gte.net (Prince of Skeeves)
Date: 1996/11/21
Subject: worst cigars IMHO

I bought a Canaria d'Oro(sic?)Robusto out of curiousity and it was really a
horrible, stale,grassy smoke with a peed-on taste.  I gave it about 2 inches
before I put it out.  Also, anything Macanudo...I tried several when I first
began smoking cigars and found them all to be very bland and almost impossible
to herf, they were so tightly wrapped.  
I think the list of `Mediocre Smokes' for most folks would be huge.


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bob  
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 More options Nov 21 1996, 3:00 am
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From: b...@cloud9.net
Date: 1996/11/21
Subject: Re: worst cigars IMHO

>   aloys...@gte.net (Prince of Skeeves) writes:
>  I bought a Canaria d'Oro(sic?)Robusto out of curiousity and it was really a
>  horrible, stale,grassy smoke with a peed-on taste.  I gave it about 2 inches
>  before I put it out.  Also, anything Macanudo...I tried several when I first
>  began smoking cigars and found them all to be very bland and almost impossible
>  to herf, they were so tightly wrapped.  
>  I think the list of `Mediocre Smokes' for most folks would be huge.

How do you herf a cigar?

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Bob Granata   (b...@cloud9.net)   LHCT '96 Survivor
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Mike Chotkowski  
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 More options Nov 21 1996, 3:00 am
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From: Mike Chotkowski <chotk...@uiuc.edu>
Date: 1996/11/21
Subject: Re: worst cigars IMHO

Prince of Skeeves wrote:

> I bought a Canaria d'Oro(sic?)Robusto out of curiousity and it was really a
> horrible, stale,grassy smoke with a peed-on taste.  I gave it about 2 inches
> before I put it out.  Also, anything Macanudo...I tried several when I first
> began smoking cigars and found them all to be very bland and almost impossible
> to herf, they were so tightly wrapped.

I tried to herf a cigar once, but the foozwharck was pefiggled and I
blarzed it hard.  Real hard.

Mike Chotkowski
e-mail to:chotk...@uiuc.edu


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Scott Martin  
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 More options Nov 23 1996, 3:00 am
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From: "Scott Martin" <sco...@i1.net>
Date: 1996/11/23
Subject: Re: worst cigars IMHO

Prince of Skeeves <aloys...@gte.net> wrote in article
<571i9b$...@news3.gte.net>...

> I bought a Canaria d'Oro(sic?)Robusto out of curiousity and it was really
a
> horrible, stale,grassy smoke with a peed-on taste.  I gave it about 2
inches
> before I put it out.  Also, anything Macanudo...I tried several when I
first
> began smoking cigars and found them all to be very bland and almost
impossible
> to herf, they were so tightly wrapped.  
> I think the list of `Mediocre Smokes' for most folks would be huge.

I don't know about "herfing", but I have to agree about the Canaria. One of
the very few cigars that I could not even get half way through. Strong,
gut-wrenching, chemical taste. This thing does not even qualify as a dog
rocket (I wouldn't do that to a dog). I threw it as far from myself as
possible. I didn't even save the band to scan for my web page (which I
regret because this thing belongs on a "wanted" poster for "posing as a
cigar"-a felony).
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mailto:sco...@i1.net
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 two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."-- Robert Benchley
(1889-1945)

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Discussion subject changed to "Herfing (was Re: worst cigars IMHO)" by Scott Martin
Scott Martin  
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From: "Scott Martin" <sco...@i1.net>
Date: 1996/11/23
Subject: Herfing (was Re: worst cigars IMHO)

b...@cloud9.net wrote in article <572840$...@news.cloud9.net>...

When I posted my other reply to this post, my spellchecker highlighted
"herf" and suggested "herd" (as in sheep) as a replacement! Any connection
there?
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 two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."-- Robert Benchley
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Discussion subject changed to "worst cigars IMHO" by Tom Fleischman
Tom Fleischman  
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 More options Nov 23 1996, 3:00 am
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From: t...@j51.com (Tom Fleischman)
Date: 1996/11/23
Subject: Re: worst cigars IMHO

On Thu, 21 Nov 96 12:35:11 GMT, aloys...@gte.net (Prince of Skeeves) wrote:

>I bought a Canaria d'Oro(sic?)Robusto out of curiousity and it was really a
>horrible, stale,grassy smoke with a peed-on taste.  I gave it about 2 inches
>before I put it out.  Also, anything Macanudo...I tried several when I first
>began smoking cigars and found them all to be very bland and almost impossible
>to herf, they were so tightly wrapped.  
>I think the list of `Mediocre Smokes' for most folks would be huge.

I had the same experience with this same cigar. I went out looking for a Punch
Rothschild and the tobacconist was out of them. He suggested that I try a
Canaria d'Oro as a similar alternative. It was awful. I threw it out after about
2 inches also. And I will be reporting back to that tobacconist.

BTW, where is Skeeves? And is "herf" slang for something there??

- - Tom Fleischman - -
 - - t...@j51.com - -


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Discussion subject changed to "Herfing (was Re: worst cigars IMHO)" by Prince of Skeeves
Prince of Skeeves  
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 More options Nov 23 1996, 3:00 am
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From: aloys...@gte.net (Prince of Skeeves)
Date: 1996/11/23
Subject: Re: Herfing (was Re: worst cigars IMHO)

To `herf' is to draw on a cigar.  It's less vulgar than `suck' and not as
misleading as `toke'.  Especially when you're suffering through an impossibly
tight smoke and you are glad no one is watching.

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Discussion subject changed to "worst cigars IMHO" by cigar1...@aol.com
cigar1025  
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 More options Nov 23 1996, 3:00 am
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From: cigar1...@aol.com
Date: 1996/11/23
Subject: Re: worst cigars IMHO

HEY

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK


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mslippe  
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 More options Nov 24 1996, 3:00 am
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From: msli...@aol.com
Date: 1996/11/24
Subject: Re: Herfing (was Re: worst cigars IMHO)

...and Freud said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Ever herd that
one?  ;)

Mike


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STARCHASER  
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 More options Nov 27 1996, 3:00 am
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From: starc...@ix.netcom.com (STARCHASER)
Date: 1996/11/27
Subject: Re: worst cigars IMHO

Mike Chotkowski <chotk...@uiuc.edu> wrote:
>I tried to herf a cigar once, but the foozwharck was pefiggled and I
>blarzed it hard.  Real hard.

It's like I always say: "If you can't dazzle 'em with your brilliance
then baffle 'em with bullshit.

You aren't by any chance a computer technician?

Bernie D. Starchaser
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http://www.bham.net/users/starchaser/cigbum.htm
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