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J Cowles

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Jul 5, 2008, 11:46:50 PM7/5/08
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For those who recognize the name, it's been a while!! The truth is I
have cut back on my already modest cigar hobby and I've been smoking
only one a month or less. Plus, I'm moving and I could use the
cash.

I'm selling a few "groups" of sticks here. They all have several
years (some more than others) on them now. Paypal is good, but please
include fees - http://ppcalc.com/
A good way to sample some cigars. If the groups don't sell, I'll
consider breaking them up. Intl. folks get in touch to calculate
additional shipping. jmcowles AT gmail DOT com

Domestic Premiums
1 - A. Fuente Hemmingway Classic
1 - Opus X "Fuente Fuente"
1 - Ashton VSG Corona Gorda
1 - Gurkha Black Diamond
1 - CAO Brazilia Samba
1 - CAO Vision Catalyst
$60 Shipped (In US)

Miami Pack
3 - El Titan de Bronze Robustos Natural
2 - Padron 2000 Naturals
$17 Shipped (In US)

Mildish Pack
3 - Macanudo Prince Phillip
2 - Padron 2000 Naturals
2 - JR Special Corona
$15 Shipped (in US)

Random Pack
1 - Tabamex Unidentified 6.25 x 48 (approx)
1 - La Floridita Unidentified 6.25 x48 (approx)
1 - Mantequilla Unidentified 6 x 48 (approx) box pressed, dark
1 - Thomas Hinds Robusto
1 - La Aroma de Cuba Robusto
1 - La Finca Robusto (Maduro)
2 - 1958 Counterfeit Cuban Robustos
2 - Padron 2000 Natural
2 - Mystery Cigars
$12 Shipped (in US)

Non-Domestic Pack
1 - RASS (Very slight wrapper damage from ring glue, almost
unnoticeable)
1 - ERDM Choix Supreme
1 - HdM Epi #1
3 - Partagas Aristocrats
$32 Shipped (in US)


-Yoda

J Cowles

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Jul 5, 2008, 11:52:16 PM7/5/08
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> 1 - Gurkha Black Diamond

Anyone who is wondering... this is a special treat. According to the
local B&M these were made for a hotel here, & they snagged a box.

NickyK

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Jul 6, 2008, 10:56:05 AM7/6/08
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On Jul 5, 10:46 pm, J Cowles <jmcow...@gmail.com> wrote:
> For those who recognize the name, it's been a while!!  The truth is I
> have cut back on my already modest cigar hobby and I've been smoking
> only one a month or less.  Plus, I'm moving and I could use the
> cash.
>
> I'm selling a few "groups" of sticks here.  They all have several
> years (some more than others) on them now.  Paypal is good, but please
> include fees -http://ppcalc.com/


Your ass is busted! Selling Cuban cigars (hell, just having them) in
the USA is a criminal act. If you've already sold them to someone in
the USA their ass is also in a jam.

Dan

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Jul 6, 2008, 12:49:42 PM7/6/08
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You sure are a funny little man, sandy.
I hope you can smell the smoke from the CUBAN cigar I'm smoking now. ;-)

Dan

Miss Elaine Eos

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Jul 6, 2008, 9:23:34 PM7/6/08
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In article <g4qt39$2au$1...@aioe.org>, Dan <dani...@verizon.not> wrote:

> > Your ass is busted!

> You sure are a funny little man, sandy.
> I hope you can smell the smoke from the CUBAN cigar I'm smoking now. ;-)

Yoda, do let us know when the G-men come to haul you away. I'm *VERY*
interested in following how this develops.

Hey Nicky/MZ/Whoever-you-are-today -- you still owe me a fax to my boss!
And if you know Mick Innis/Legion/whoever-he-is-today, tell that faggot
he owes me $20 and a box of non-counterfeit Cuban cigars!

Misc "interest!"

--
Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which sends
unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.

Mickey

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Jul 6, 2008, 9:35:10 PM7/6/08
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Miss Elaine Eos <Mi...@your-pants.PlayNaked.com> wrote:

>In article <g4qt39$2au$1...@aioe.org>, Dan <dani...@verizon.not> wrote:
>
>> > Your ass is busted!
>
>> You sure are a funny little man, sandy.
>> I hope you can smell the smoke from the CUBAN cigar I'm smoking now. ;-)
>
>Yoda, do let us know when the G-men come to haul you away. I'm *VERY*
>interested in following how this develops.
>
>Hey Nicky/MZ/Whoever-you-are-today -- you still owe me a fax to my boss!
>And if you know Mick Innis/Legion/whoever-he-is-today, tell that faggot
>he owes me $20 and a box of non-counterfeit Cuban cigars!
>
>Misc "interest!"

<Snicker>

MikeZ

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Jul 8, 2008, 9:46:16 AM7/8/08
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On Jul 6, 11:49 am, Dan <daniel...@verizon.not> wrote:

> You sure are a funny little man, sandy.
> I hope you can smell the smoke from the CUBAN cigar I'm smoking now. ;-)


If true it's a pre-embargo. Those who try to look like they have no
fear of the Law are often the biggest cowards. If you want to prove
your not a liar or coward, post your last purchase along with amount
paid and from what vendor. Otherwise you’re just as I said.

Dan

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Jul 8, 2008, 10:22:26 AM7/8/08
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MikeZ wrote:
> On Jul 6, 11:49 am, Dan <daniel...@verizon.not> wrote:
>
>> You sure are a funny little man, sandy.
>> I hope you can smell the smoke from the CUBAN cigar I'm smoking now. ;-)
>
>
> If true it's a pre-embargo.
Wrong!

Those who try to look like they have no
> fear of the Law are often the biggest cowards.

Wrong again!

If you want to prove
> your not a liar or coward, post your last purchase along with amount
> paid and from what vendor. Otherwise you’re just as I said.

LMFAO!!

Let's just prove that you are an impotent, cowardly, no life asshole.

6-3-08
1 box of 12 Trinidad, Reyes $76.00
PuroReyscigars, Georgetown, Grand Cayman

Good deal, huh?

Game on, bitch! LOL!

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Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 12:05:52 PM7/9/08
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mikez wrote:

> Thank You! You may find that vendor will no longer sell to you and
> you�ll be hearing from your credit card company very soon.

You are pathetic. (and a piece of shit cross poster ;)

The Owner of that fine establishment is a friend and welcomes me every
time I visit.
I will be there again in a few weeks, I'll be sure and say hello for you.

BTW, only fools use credit cards to purchase cigars. Cash gets you a
better price.

You've also
> proved it's not only mullet who'll take a hook with no bait.

No, idiot, just proving what an impotent, hapless loser you
are........again.

Now, back to this fine cigar.

Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 10:32:20 AM7/9/08
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sandblaster wrote:
>
> Dan, it's mean to tease the obviously retarded.=20
>
> Keep it up.=20

Yes I will. Good to see you posting again, Sandblaster.

That mental midget will go the way Ramos did if he fucks with me.

Have you seen ramos around sandy?? bwahahahahahah!
Gee, I wonder what happened to that loser!? ;-)


Besides, it's more amusing to watch sandy tirelessly humping Cigarbaron's
leg over in ASC. LMAO!

I think I'll light another Por Larranaga Lonsdale..........CUBAN!
What a great cigar. Too bad you don't have a clue, sandy.
Here's some peanuts, monkey boy....go fetch.

Dan.............The monkey handler


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Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 10:36:54 AM7/9/08
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sandblaster wrote:
> Dan, it's mean to tease the obviously retarded.=20
>
> Keep it up.=20

Yes I will. Good to see you posting again, Sandblaster.

That mental midget will go the way Ramos did if he fucks with me. (sandy
knows better ;)

Have you seen ramos around sandy?? bwahahahahahah!
Gee, I wonder what happened to that loser!? ;-)


Besides, it's more amusing to watch sandy tirelessly humping Cigarbaron's
leg over in ASC. LMAO!

I think I'll light another Por Larranaga Lonsdale..........CUBAN!
What a great cigar. Too bad you don't have a clue, sandy.

Here's some peanuts, monkey boy. Take your dick outa the soda can
and........go fetch.

Dan.............The monkey handler

MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 10:58:28 AM7/9/08
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Thank You! You may find that vendor will no longer sell to you and

you’ll be hearing from your credit card company very soon. You've also

MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 11:00:12 AM7/9/08
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On Jul 8, 11:18 am, sandblaster <SandBlas...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org>
wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008, Dan <daniel...@verizon.not> wrote:
> >MikeZ wrote:
> >> On Jul 6, 11:49 am, Dan <daniel...@verizon.not> wrote:
> >>=20

> >>> You sure are a funny little man, sandy.
> >>> I hope you can smell the smoke from the CUBAN cigar I'm smoking now. ;-=
> )
> >>=20
> >>=20

> >> If true it's a pre-embargo.
> >Wrong!
>
> >  Those who try to look like they have no
> >> fear of the Law are often the biggest cowards.
>
> >Wrong again!
>
> >  If you want to prove
> >> your not a liar or coward, post your last purchase along with amount
> >> paid and from what vendor. Otherwise you=92re just as I said.

>
> >LMFAO!!
>
> >Let's just prove that you are an impotent, cowardly, no life asshole.
>
> >6-3-08
> >1 box of 12 Trinidad, Reyes   $76.00
> >PuroReyscigars, Georgetown, Grand Cayman
>
> >Good deal, huh?
>
> >Game on, bitch!  LOL!
>
> Dan, it's mean to tease the obviously retarded.=20
>
> Keep it up.=20- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


Alex, you think everyone is retarded!

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Skyhawk XP

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Jul 9, 2008, 4:08:03 PM7/9/08
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"sandblaster" <SandB...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org> wrote in message
news:200807091941...@panta-rhei.eu.org...
> Well, that's a Nice try, but the Alex that writes here would never say the
> things I've said to you, you retard. His last name isn't "Whitehead"
> either.
>
> Youre locater is off by several thousand miles.

"swing and a miss!"


Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 4:34:21 PM7/9/08
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On all counts!
I pity that fools family.

MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 5:10:39 PM7/9/08
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Do you call everyone you don't Sandy? Have you asked Marc how much
that IRS audit cost him? You will soon learn there are many ways to
extract a penalty for criminal behavior!

MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 5:12:06 PM7/9/08
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On Jul 9, 2:41 pm, sandblaster <SandBlas...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org>
wrote:
> Well, that's a Nice try, but the Alex that writes here would never say the
> things I've said to you, you retard. His last name isn't "Whitehead"
> either.
>
> Youre locater is off by several thousand miles. Try again.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -


The address was also bogus, Alex.

Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 6:23:16 PM7/9/08
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MikeZ wrote:
>
>
> Do you call everyone you don't Sandy?

No, just you, nicky.

> Have you asked Marc how much
> that IRS audit cost him?

Your public display of affection for Marc is disturbing, but amusing.


>You will soon learn there are many ways to
> extract a penalty for criminal behavior!

LMAO! Is that a threat? ROFLMFAO!! Damn, you can be funny!

Gotcha, pus boy. There isn't a goddamned thing you can do to me, is
there? LOL!!
Like I said, you're an impotent, cowardly fool that most folk's have
kill-filed and the rest don't pay you any attention,
but you know that. Keep replying to me and I will continue to make a
fool of you, it's fun.


MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 7:08:17 PM7/9/08
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You sound like a typical jailhouse punk. It's no threat it's what's
happening. The wheels are in motion.

Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 7:57:56 PM7/9/08
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MikeZ wrote:
>
> You sound like a typical jailhouse punk.

I'll bet you know all about being a prison punk, explains your
attraction to Marc.
(I don't care that you're Gay ;)

>It's no threat

Duh!

> The wheels are in motion.

Only in your twisted head. Better take some of that blood pressure
medicine before one of those bulging veins in your forehead pops!

You are an impotent fool.

I'ts obvious you are lacking in education. Here is the definition from
the Random house dictionary what impotent means.

Pronunciation: (im'pu-tunt),
—adj.
1. not potent; lacking power or ability.
2. utterly unable (to do something).
3. without force or effectiveness.
4. lacking bodily strength or physically helpless.
5. (of a male) unable to attain or sustain a penile erection.
6. (esp. of a male) sterile.

Yep, describes you .....perfectly!

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MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 9:21:49 PM7/9/08
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Look-up projecting.

MikeZ

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Jul 9, 2008, 9:25:05 PM7/9/08
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On Jul 9, 8:06 pm, sandblaster <SandBlas...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org>

wrote:
> On Wed, 9 Jul 2008, MikeZ <Mike.Gets....@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jul 9, 5:23=A0pm, Dan <daniel...@verizon.not> wrote:
> >> Gotcha, pus boy. There isn't a goddamned thing you can do to me, is
> >> there? LOL!!
> >> Like I said, you're an impotent, cowardly fool that most folk's have
> >> kill-filed and the rest don't pay you any attention,
> >> but you know that. Keep replying to me and I will continue to make a
> >> fool of you, it's fun.
>
> >You sound like a typical jailhouse punk. It's no threat it's what's
> >happening. The wheels are in motion.
>
> Well at least he admits that hes no threat.
>
> it sounds like hes getting pissed off, too. Maybe being completely ignored
> by the athorities is getting to him.


You and Dan are the ones that sound pissed-off. Typical pack mentality
used by ASCers

Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 9:28:04 PM7/9/08
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sandblaster wrote

>
> Well at least he admits that hes no threat.
>
> it sounds like hes getting pissed off, too. Maybe being completely ignored
> by the athorities is getting to him.

His last reply to me shows he's speechless! LOL!

Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 9:30:28 PM7/9/08
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MikeZ wrote:
>
> Look-up projecting.

Is that it? bwahahahahah!!

You loser.

Dan

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Jul 9, 2008, 9:37:42 PM7/9/08
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No, we are laughing are ass off from your feeble replies.
Please, don't stop!

>Typical pack mentality
> used by ASCers

Good idea! Let's invite all ASCers to partake in making a fool of you.

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MikeZ

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Jul 10, 2008, 10:23:56 AM7/10/08
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> Good idea! Let's invite all ASCers to partake in making a fool of you.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -


All 5 of them?

MikeZ

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Jul 10, 2008, 10:25:04 AM7/10/08
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On Jul 10, 5:01 am, sandblaster <SandBlas...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org>
> Yes, it's easy to see how all the laughing at you could be mistaken for
> anger.
>
> If youre a retard.


Admit you're pissed Alex, you'll feel much better!

SINNER

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Jul 10, 2008, 10:42:48 AM7/10/08
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* Dan wrote in alt.smokers.cigars.marketplace:

This thread has been awesome. ;)

Its really too you didnt keep it in ASC so everyone could share in the
ensuing hillarity.

--
David

Dan

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Jul 10, 2008, 11:25:44 AM7/10/08
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Strike 3 !

Dan

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Jul 10, 2008, 11:21:50 AM7/10/08
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It has been fun!
The idiot chose to post in ASCM , so I kept it here.
Please feel free to add your comments if the retard elects to post again.

MikeZ

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Jul 10, 2008, 1:12:56 PM7/10/08
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Strike 3 = you're giving up? You should as watching an admitted
criminal flail about (as much as a big fat ASCer can) is fun but sad.

MikeZ

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Jul 10, 2008, 1:14:44 PM7/10/08
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> ** Posted fromhttp://www.teranews.com**- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -


I just moved it to ASC so the few that are left can see what a fool
you are.

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Dan

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Jul 10, 2008, 3:24:41 PM7/10/08
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MikeZ wrote:

Amazing! Are you like some kinda SuperHero? LMAO!

Dan

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Jul 10, 2008, 3:28:13 PM7/10/08
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MikeZ wrote:

Unfortunately, nothing worth responding to. Too bad.

SINNER

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Jul 10, 2008, 3:34:12 PM7/10/08
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* MikeZ wrote in alt.smokers.cigars.marketplace:

Let us all know when something actually happens based on your actions.
We'll likely all be dead of old age but leave it in your will for your
offspring <shudder> to post it anyway for posterity.

--
David

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sandblaster

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Sep 1, 2008, 3:05:24 AM9/1/08
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On Wed, 9 Jul 2008, MikeZ <Mike.G...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On Jul 9, 2:41=A0pm, sandblaster <SandBlas...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org>

>wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Jul 2008, MikeZ <Mike.Gets....@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Jul 8, 11:18=A0am, sandblaster <SandBlas...@nym.panta-rhei.eu.org>

>> >wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008, Dan <daniel...@verizon.not> wrote:
>>
>> >> >Good deal, huh?
>>
>> >> >Game on, bitch! =A0LOL!
>>
>> >> Dan, it's mean to tease the obviously retarded.=3D20
>>
>> >> Keep it up.=3D20- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >Alex, you think everyone is retarded!
>>
>> Well, that's a Nice try, but the Alex that writes here would never say t=

he
>> things I've said to you, you retard. His last name isn't "Whitehead"
>> either.
>>
>> Youre locater is off by several thousand miles. Try again.- Hide quoted
>> text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>
>The address was also bogus, Alex.

I'm not Alex. I'm not in England. I may even be in the USA, smoking a big
fat Cuban cigar.

Why dont you go be Nicky in the beanie baby groups and leave the grownups
alone?


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