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NickyK

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May 1, 2009, 9:04:05 PM5/1/09
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It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
Barack Obama’s presidency, swine flu!

Travian ian

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May 1, 2009, 10:10:56 PM5/1/09
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I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
I'm missing here?

Bruce Watson

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May 1, 2009, 11:24:51 PM5/1/09
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Travian ian wrote:
> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
>> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
>> Barack Obama�s presidency, swine flu!

>
> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
> I'm missing here?

Yes...your fucking brain.

Jimmy Muraco

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May 1, 2009, 11:42:55 PM5/1/09
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"NickyK" <Nicky...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of

> Barack Obama�s presidency, swine flu!

LMAO! I love it!

--
Jimmy "da Pipe" Muraco
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http://straightgrain.blogspot.com/

Travian ian

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May 2, 2009, 1:22:29 AM5/2/09
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On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
> Travian ian wrote:
> > On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> >> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
> >> Barack Obama’s presidency, swine flu!

>
> > I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
> > I'm missing here?
>
> Yes...your fucking brain.

It's not even close- pigs aren't flying? How is that even close?

Travian ian

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May 2, 2009, 1:23:06 AM5/2/09
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On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
> Travian ian wrote:
> > On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> >> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
> >> Barack Obama’s presidency, swine flu!

>
> > I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
> > I'm missing here?
>
> Yes...your fucking brain.

P.S. Hey Bruce- Fuck off.. See, I can be a dick too.

Brookstone

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May 2, 2009, 4:06:06 AM5/2/09
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On May 1, 10:10 pm, Travian ian <minty...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> > States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less Thethan 100 days of

> > Barack Obama’s presidency, swine flu!
>
> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
> I'm missing here?

The term "swine flu" sounds like "swine flew." It is a pun.

randyw

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May 2, 2009, 6:05:56 AM5/2/09
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I won't bash the topic, just the grammer. "It was said the when" It
should have said, It was said "that" when...

NICHE541

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May 2, 2009, 8:10:40 AM5/2/09
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Stupid Joke. we don't need racial humor. I didn't vote for him either
but that is no excuse for this attitude
John in the Indian Nations

Bruce Watson

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May 2, 2009, 1:15:29 PM5/2/09
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Travian ian wrote:
> On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
>> Travian ian wrote:
>>> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
>>>> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
>>>> Barack Obama�s presidency, swine flu!

>>> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
>>> I'm missing here?
>> Yes...your fucking brain.
>
> P.S. Hey Bruce- Fuck off.. See, I can be a dick too.

I have always considered you to be a dick.

Travian ian

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May 2, 2009, 2:36:47 PM5/2/09
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On May 2, 12:15 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
> Travian ian wrote:
> > On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
> >> Travian ian wrote:
> >>> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> >>>> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
> >>>> Barack Obama’s presidency, swine flu!

> >>> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
> >>> I'm missing here?
> >> Yes...your fucking brain.
>
> > P.S. Hey Bruce- Fuck off.. See, I can be a dick too.
>
> I have always considered you to be a dick.

Great, welcome to the club:D

Mark

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May 2, 2009, 6:30:46 PM5/2/09
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Travian ian wrote:
> On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
>> Travian ian wrote:
>>> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
>>>> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
>>>> Barack Obama�s presidency, swine flu!

>>> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
>>> I'm missing here?
>> Yes...your fucking brain.
>
> It's not even close- pigs aren't flying? How is that even close?

It's a joke....swine flu(flew).

Travian ian

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May 2, 2009, 6:42:54 PM5/2/09
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On May 2, 5:30 pm, Mark <redbr...@nvbell.net> wrote:
> Travian ian wrote:
> > On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
> >> Travian ian wrote:
> >>> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> >>>> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
> >>>> Barack Obama’s presidency, swine flu!

> >>> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
> >>> I'm missing here?
> >> Yes...your fucking brain.
>
> > It's not even close- pigs aren't flying? How is that even close?
>
> It's a joke....swine flu(flew).

I know it was a joke, and I get the play on words. But I connected it
to racism- and I don't really appreciate it, or find ASP to be the
appropriate place for it.


Mickey

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May 2, 2009, 7:50:06 PM5/2/09
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Travian ian <mint...@gmail.com> wrote:

Merely mentioning Obama's blackness does not constitute "racism". He
*is* black, you know.

Mark

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May 3, 2009, 12:43:35 AM5/3/09
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Mickey wrote:
> Travian ian <mint...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On May 2, 5:30 pm, Mark <redbr...@nvbell.net> wrote:
>>> Travian ian wrote:
>>>> On May 1, 10:24 pm, Bruce Watson <anon3...@nyx.nyx.net> wrote:
>>>>> Travian ian wrote:
>>>>>> On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
>>>>>>> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of
>>>>>>> Barack Obama�s presidency, swine flu!

>>>>>> I don't get it. Does swine flu cause pigs to fly? Is there something
>>>>>> I'm missing here?
>>>>> Yes...your fucking brain.
>>>> It's not even close- pigs aren't flying? How is that even close?
>>> It's a joke....swine flu(flew).
>> I know it was a joke, and I get the play on words. But I connected it
>> to racism- and I don't really appreciate it, or find ASP to be the
>> appropriate place for it.
>>
>
> Merely mentioning Obama's blackness does not constitute "racism". He
> *is* black, you know.

Maybe Ian thought "flying pigs" is racist!

MLF

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May 3, 2009, 12:35:21 PM5/3/09
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"NICHE541" <oiko...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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John:

I haven't seen you posting before, so welcome to the newsgroup. Stick
around, you might learn something, I know I have.

Concerning the above attempt at humor, I don't know who "NICHE541" is, but
he appears to be a troll who crossposted to all the cigar-related groups.
Chances are he's just a dope. That's why they invented kill files.

Most people here aren't rascist, at least they don't think they are.
However, there are those who enjoy any anti-Obama slur that they come
across. So they don't even recognize the joke as being rascist.

I was once told that you should never repeat a joke unless you would be
willing to tell it to your mother. I don't know if I'd be that strict, but
if your mother would like that joke, your mother is a rascist.

Michael
New Orleans, Louisiana USA ferm...@REMOVEsprynet.com
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Chuck

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May 3, 2009, 12:52:43 PM5/3/09
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John, have a sit down, have a Coke and a smoke, and relax your sphincter.
Don't take life so serious. Nobody gets out alive.

Being in office allows such shots to be taken freely. Besides The Prez
isn't black, he's bi ;~)


"NICHE541" <oiko...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On May 1, 8:04 pm, NickyK <Nicky.K...@gmail.com> wrote:
> It was said the when a black man ever became President of the United
> States pigs would fly. Well guess what, in less than 100 days of

> Barack Obama�s presidency, swine flu!

Stupid Joke. we don't need racial humor. I didn't vote for him either
but that is no excuse for this attitude
John in the Indian Nations

--
Chuck

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

NickyK

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May 4, 2009, 8:57:44 AM5/4/09
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On May 3, 12:52 pm, "Chuck" <kb9...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> John, have a sit down, have a Coke and a smoke, and relax your sphincter.
> Don't take life so serious.  Nobody gets out alive.
>
> Being in office allows such shots to be taken freely.  Besides The Prez
> isn't black, he's bi  ;~)


bi....now that's a good one.......ROTFLMFAO

Todd Krause

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May 4, 2009, 11:47:02 PM5/4/09
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> Being in office allows such shots to be taken freely. Besides The Prez
> isn't black, he's bi ;~)


bi....now that's a good one.......ROTFLMFAO

Now that is a good one.

Im just wondering if the current president is afraid of ghosts.


CigarBaron

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May 5, 2009, 7:01:07 AM5/5/09
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On May 3, 12:35 pm, "MLF" <ferma...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
> I was once told that you should never repeat a joke unless you would be
> willing to tell it to your mother.
> Michael
> New Orleans, Louisiana USA    ferma...@REMOVEsprynet.com
> ========================================================

Now you tell me! :-)
CigarBaron

NickyK

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May 5, 2009, 4:49:29 PM5/5/09
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On May 3, 12:35 pm, "MLF" <ferma...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> "NICHE541" <oikos...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> New Orleans, Louisiana USA    ferma...@REMOVEsprynet.com
> ========================================================


My mother loved that joke & if your mother doesn't she's a combat boot
wearing whore!

Travian ian

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May 5, 2009, 4:58:28 PM5/5/09
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It's sad seeing ASP come to this. Very sad indeed.

randy....@comcast.net

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May 7, 2009, 8:39:57 PM5/7/09
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On May 5, 3:58 pm, Travian ian <minty...@gmail.com> wrote:


> It's sad seeing ASP come to this. Very sad indeed.-

Your kidding right? The reason that this thread has any life at all
is due to you. You took a path that was very sarcastic and then when
it didn't go your way, you give the "it's the newsgroup that is the
problem" attitude? Please give me a break.

No cheers
Randy

Travian ian

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May 7, 2009, 9:46:53 PM5/7/09
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Oh I get it... HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Group think: More powerful than
racism. More magnetic than the common sense of decency... Group think:
Overcoming the criticism of racist jokes now since the start of the
thread...

Group think---> You're a sheep to it Randy. Get over yourself.

randy....@comcast.net

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May 7, 2009, 10:06:05 PM5/7/09
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On May 7, 8:46 pm, Travian ian <minty...@gmail.com> wrote:> You're a

sheep to it Randy. Get over yourself.

You still don't get it.....Had you done like most people that read the
joke, you would have let it pass. But NO, you had to start playing
some sort of nanny on what was proper to be posted on the group. When
people disagreed with you, well..you ended up going a little stereo
typical yourself. When you were called on that, you fell back to the
old "I can;t believe the group has come to this" cop out. Well the
group hasn't changed. I've watched and participated in discussions in
this group for quite some time. The group has always been like this.
If you want PC on this group, well it's not going to happen. That is
something reserved for moderated groups. If I'm a sheep for joining
others in disagreeing with the way you handled this thread, well then
I guess I am. As far as getting over myself...well I find that very
funny as I've never been all that jazzed on myself to begin with.

Randy

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