People in Stang's Class: Google 'Subspecies23' and 'Kevin Underwood' - alt.slack

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Rev. Ivan Stang

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More options May 12, 11:04 am

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com>

Date: Mon, 12 May 2008 08:04:21 -0700 (PDT)

Local: Mon, May 12 2008 11:04 am

Subject: Re: People in Stang's Class: Google 'Subspecies23' and 'Kevin Underwood'

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On May 10, 7:18 pm, CalledHarmon...@gmail.com wrote:

> On May 10, 3:41 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:

> > On May 10, 1:54 pm, CalledHarmon...@gmail.com wrote:

> > > There is likely a great deal that the lying satanist Stang is leaving
> > > out of his class.

> > Wouldn't you like to know?

> > But in fact there's more of your writing than Underwood's available in
> > the SubGenius Kooks section of the class, partly because you've posted
> > infinitely more here than he ever did, and partly because you come off
> > as much crazier.

> > Incidentally we prefer to spell it "lying Stnagist," not "lying
> > satanist," thanks.

> Why do you try to call Underwood the murderer a "kook", when he was a
> reverend in your church, and you routinely corresponded in a friendly
> manner with him? He was your friend, and now you call him a kook to
> distance yourself from the fact that you are a hate-filled, violence-
> promoting satanist dirtbag.

Many reverends in our Church are kooks. Underwood, however, never
coughed up the $30 and joined. The full extent of our correspondence
was that he sent me $15 for a CD, and I sent him the CD. He didn't
post to alt.slack nearly as much as you do.

I'm not correcting your statements for your benefit. I'm doing so to
provide yet another example of your determined ignorance, as mockery
fodder.

P.S. The CD was "Killing and Devouring Your Human Downstairs Neighbors
for Dummies." If you have any balls you'll submit this thread as
evidence to the FBI. Make sure you tell them it's from the Church of
the SubGenius and that you know we SubGeniuses are organized Satanists
who perform sacrificial rituals. The FBI is always looking for reports
on Satanist Cults from concerned citizens just like you (and they get
plenty!). Who knows, maybe they'll follow up and give you a medal,
after reading some of your Internet posts.

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