Now, this is GENIUS!!
purple
Ankara
has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
it....either you have no idea whats goin on or, wait....
you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
by the way your wife does look like a drag queen, and
I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
are so many other important dead people to talk to
and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
whackjob....well done...
Ankara
Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
and futhermore....
DIE CUM-STAIN
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> dropped this shite:
>
>
> http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/bobdobbs.html
>
>
> Bob Dobbs
>
Rev. Ivan Stang
<uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote:
I'll handle this one like Bob Dean would:
******
Subject: Re: But What's Not Even on Doug's radar.
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: st...@subgeniusNOSPUMMY.com
Date: Tue, Apr 6, 2004 10:36 AM
stg-delfuego <djcamer...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Interesting information. Now who is the Doug that is in such need of
> this information, and what is your interest in it?
That would be the Doug that he doesn't think about (as he constantly
reminds us). My "human street name" is Doug Smith. Look me up -- I'm in
every phone book in every city! It's no big secret, although I've been
using the somewhat more realistic-sounding pen name of Ivan Stang for
25 years.
Princess Wei, referenced in one of his other repeat-posts of the same
link, is my wife. His third header, regarding "Dr. Synaesthesia," is a
clumsy reference to Dr. Sinister of Synaesthesia Radio, a friend of
mine with whom I share air-time occasionally (his show follows mine in
the local broadcast, coincidentally with our Sunday night "IRC chat
devivals").
This Bob Dean guy has been angrily not thinking about me for a long
time, ever since I told him I didn't believe he was "Bob" Dobbs.
Imagine that. Me, the Sacred Scribe of the Church of the SubGenius, not
believing he's the real J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. He had driven all the way
from Toronto to Dallas to inform me of this, in 1988, so I can see how
he'd be disappointed when I urged him to find another fake name. He WAS
sitting in the same chair from which a previous insane visitor had
already announced that HE was the Messiah, however, so it wasn't like I
was hearing this sort of thing for the first time. I tried to be
polite, but Dean never got over that rejection.
If you want to look inside the real "purple", here's a very good and
representative recent interview with him, which he hasn't hawked here
-- oddly, since it's the only recent interview with him that I know of.
Here's a link to his wife's health website -- you'll see how it relates
to that other link he posted repeatedly.
http://www.headnorth.com/dean/
But first you might want to see this, which throws a different light on
the subject.
http://tinyurl.com/2oms5
short version:
http://tinyurl.com/3cluf
I have no trouble admitting that I'm disgusted with this fellow, and I
would think the reasons would be pretty obvious. However, I consider
him more a mentally ill irritant than any kind of threat. It simply
creeps me out. I hate to be reminded that the sweet Word of "Bob" can
have such a ruinous effect on certain types of people.
Take a good look at him, and some of the other shrill nuts (not in the
GOOD way, I mean) on this newsgroup, and you'll see why The Book of the
SubGenius has warnings about false prophets, "Imabobs" and other
"Mal-Aligned Pinks." The warning is, "DON'T BECOME ONE."
To cut to the quick, here's my favorite part of Bob Dean's latest rap.
However, there are plenty of other glorious moments in the interview.
It's a crackpot classic, with all the true-kook elements that were
deliniated in the Aynhum thread, and then some. Don't miss his
pronouncements about Atlantis and Early Man.
*****************************
RG: Is Pointdexter's device of extra-terrestrial origin or is it
man-made?
BD: No, that machine is definitely man-made. McLuhan did confirm that
there was an alien stuck in the device, but the device itself was made
by Pointdexter's buddies.
RG: So could this device affect your perceptions to the point where you
might imagine you're being mind controlled when you're really not?
BD: Yes, exactly. You might start believing, "Oh, I've got a chip
inside me!" and thinking that's causing you to feel the way you're
feeling. I'm trying to say, "Don't use those old reference points
anymore." We're being zapped by things that are really beyond human
ken. I mean, Pointdexter and them don't know that they're creating
these affects and McLuhan showed up to this woman who could see ghosts
so she would find me. We started doing instant messaging, and because
I'm tapped they could see what was being said, and McLuhan was hoping
they would read it and say, "Oh, McLuhan's talking about the device
we're working on!" and then maybe become a little bit more aware of
what's really going on.
RG: So he specifically went to you because he knows you're being
listened to?
BD: I asked McLuhan, "Do they know it's the technology that's causing
their illnesses?" and he said, "No, but they are beginning to suspect
something's going on." Maybe they then read that and said, "Oh, it is
this!" And then they probably kicked the shit out of it, took a
baseball bat to it and said, "Fuckin' stop killing me!" Who knows what
they did?
RG: So they weren't aware there was an alien inside it?
BD: No, they did not know, but they would read this transmission and
that would give them a clue as to why they were feeling sick.
***********************************
(( Cue Twilight Zone music mixed with cuckoo clock sound effect.))
Note to Dean & Guffey: I now believe that Robert Guffey is a real
person, and that he's exploiting your obessions for fun. Making fun of
you. This interview shows you to be hilariously fucked up, and surely
Guffey knows it.
Note to everybody else: Of course the real proof that Dean is crazy is
that he doesn't believe that the world is going to end at 7 a.m. on
July 5, 1998.
--
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: But What's Not Even on Doug's radar.
From: Joe Cosby <joec...@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Coffee enemas and Marshall Macluhan seances.
I don't mind the existance of idiots in the world, and all other
things being equal I would be happy to see them go on being idiots.
The punishment for being an idiot is being an idiot. Your medical
license gets revoked, your radio program gets suspended, or whatever.
In my own life the only thought I have thunk about idiots at all is
that they seem to inevitably desperately need to latch onto somebody
who isn't an idiot, probably because they have radio programs which
aren't suspended and medical licenses which aren't revoked and other
things the idiot needs.
The idiot doesn't perceive the obvious, which is that if the
non-idiots allowed the idiot to latch onto them, the idiot would ruin
the non-idiot as surely as the idiot ruined himself. He doesn't see
this because he's an idiot.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
'Surely you will sink: if you will not "Bob"'
Eclesiectomies 130:13
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: je...@subgenius.com
PRABOB
HellPopeHuey
> oh yeah...right after Stang brings this up and everyone
> has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
> it....either you have no idea whats goin on or, wait....
> you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
> by the way your wife does look like a drag queen, and
> I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
>
> have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> are so many other important dead people to talk to
> and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> whackjob....well done...
>
> Ankara
>
> Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> and futhermore....
> DIE CUM-STAIN
*Sniff* Man, that's really beautiful.
H-Pee Huey
purple
<uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote:
> oh yeah...right after Stang brings this up and everyone
> has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
> it....either you have no idea whats goin on or, wait....
> you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
Hehehehehehehe...
> by the way your wife does look like a drag queen,
I agree, she's HOT!!
and
> I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
She came to New York, not L.A., before they tried to close in. She's kewl.
>
> have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> are so many other important dead people to talk to
> and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> whackjob....well done...
I've talked to all the greats through the Evergreens since 1988. Name one
and I bet I did it.
>
> Ankara
>
> Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> and futhermore....
I agree. I'm not "Bob".
> DIE CUM-STAIN
You shouldn't REHEARSE the old dog-eared script in public.
Abs, "you", remove this ImaDoug from the lobby.
Bob Dobbs
purple
8cc8cffc.04040...@posting.google.com, "HellPopeHuey"
<hellpo...@subgenius.com> wrote:
You'll be truly, oh-so-rarely embarrassed when you read my response.
Bob Dobbs
Karl Marx
> > by the way your wife does look like a drag queen,
>
> I agree, she's HOT!!
dean reveals why he continues to shave and pencil his eyebrows.
Ankara
"purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> um..like actually opened his mouth
and said more stuff...that was stupid:
> >On 4/8/04 1:34 AM, in article "Ankara" said:
> >
> > by the way your wife does look like a drag queen,
>
> I agree, she's HOT!!
NOT!! perhaps if she pulled the snakeskin covering
her face a bit tighter...so as not to bunch up in places
like it does....but then she might look more like Linda
Tripp!....either way.....yikes dude....
>>
>>
> > I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> > nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
>
> She came to New York, not L.A., before they tried to close in. She's kewl.
kewl!!...kewl?? QUACK... was the word you were searching for
> >
> > have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> > and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> > talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> > are so many other important dead people to talk to
> > and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> > whackjob....well done...
>
> I've talked to all the greats through the Evergreens since 1988. Name one
> and I bet I did it.
I think you need to have a long hard talk with yourself, instead...
> I agree. I'm not "Bob".
FINALLY..WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!!
> > DIE CUM-STAIN
>
> You shouldn't REHEARSE the old dog-eared script in public.
There are no rehearsals...all my stunts are performed live!!! bitch..
> Abs, "you", remove this ImaDoug from the lobby.
imadoug?? IMA?? "but what he had to realize...was that the alien in white
gloves....was himself"
keep trying skippy....you'll figure it out eventually...
or you'll just die, and some other kook will have to
contact you....heh
Ankara
PS oh yeah...DIE CUM-STAIN!!
you
HAHAHAHA! sweet.
"die cum stain". that's just like the b-sharps, ...quite amusing at
first, and soon afterwards, quite lame. how about embellishing it a
bit? like "live cum stain", or "live, come stang", or "die!
tungsten!".
'bob' is watching.
imasubgenii. be angry. be very, very angry. tomorrow is july 1st,
1998. who wants to sit with me on the saucer? dibs on the window
seat.
oh yeah, and something about anal monkey sex, or depraved human
behaviour should go here, in true subgenii fascion.
note to self, wow, that was cool the way you blent fascist and
fashion. do you think they'll get it?
Ankara
"you" <sh...@postmark.net> wrote in message > >
>
> HAHAHAHA! sweet.
> "die cum stain". that's just like the b-sharps, ...quite amusing at
> first, and soon afterwards, quite lame. how about embellishing it a
> bit? like "live cum stain", or "live, come stang", or "die!
> tungsten!".
> 'bob' is watching.
> imasubgenii. be angry. be very, very angry. tomorrow is july 1st,
> 1998. who wants to sit with me on the saucer? dibs on the window
> seat.
> oh yeah, and something about anal monkey sex, or depraved human
> behaviour should go here, in true subgenii fascion.
> note to self, wow, that was cool the way you blent fascist and
> fashion. do you think they'll get it?
hehehe...as opposed to yours that started with no *funny* at all...
and then...well...got lamer....
blent (sic) um....you *blent* something there...that's for sure...
too bad it wasn't what you thought it was...
Ankablent
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote in message
news:080420040934511300%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <_v5dc.714$4Y2.135@lakeread04>, Ankara
> <uh-...@somewhere.com> wrote:
>
> > oh yeah...right after Stang brings this up and everyone
> > has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
> > it....either you have no idea whats goin on or, wait....
> > you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
> > by the way your wife does look like a drag queen, and
> > I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> > nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
> >
> > have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> > and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> > talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> > are so many other important dead people to talk to
> > and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> > whackjob....well done...
> >
> > Ankara
> >
> > Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> > NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> > WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> > and futhermore....
> > DIE CUM-STAIN
NO ! His name is what he defines it as such. YOU are not allowed to define
this man's name. Who in the fuck are you, asshole? You steal "BOB"'s money
and in your spare time you want to assign people's name to them, huh?
Who in the fuck do you think you are? Last week you were trying to pass
yourself
off as important as the goddamn pope., you think you are playing the
numbers, the odds, well motherfucker, lets see who plays the numbers, ok? I
am gonna take the money out ya pocket myself.and ya know what , there ain't
a goddamn thing you can do about it.NOT ONE THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
> >
> > "purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> dropped this shite:
> > >
> > >
> > > http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/bobdobbs.html
> > >
> > >
> > > Bob Dobbs
> > >
>
>
>
> I'll handle this one like Bob Dean would:
>
> ******
>
>
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
> has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
> it....either you have no idea whats goin on or, wait....
> you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
> by the way your wife does look like a drag queen, and
> I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
>
> have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> are so many other important dead people to talk to
> and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> whackjob....well done...
>
> Ankara
>
> Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> and futhermore....
> DIE CUM-STAIN
HIS NAME IS WHAT HE WANTS IT TO BE.
AT LEAST, HIS NAME IS NOT TAKING MONEY
OUT OF " BOB'S' POCKET. THIS MAN WAS A SUBGENIUS
WHEN stang was still shitting yellow.
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
> has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
> it....either you have no idea whats goin on or, wait....
> you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
> by the way your wife does look like a drag queen, and
> I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in
>
> have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> are so many other important dead people to talk to
> and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> whackjob....well done...
>
> Ankara
>
> Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> and futhermore....
> DIE CUM-STAIN
when you take on my friends, fuck you, take on me!
gurdjieff of gormorrah
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
> Abs, "you", remove this ImaDoug from the lobby.
>
>
> Bob Dean
>
Yeah, get to work, you veritable army of rapier-witted soldiers.
Joe Cosby
> BEAT ME! WHIP ME! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, JUST PAY -SOME KIND OF ATTENTION- TO
> ME!
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"The ministry of communication is duty-bound to make the use of the
Internet impossible." - Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar
Ad Absurdum
> In article <BC9B763F.5675%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > Abs, "you", remove this ImaDoug from the lobby.
> >
> >
> > Bob Dean
> >
>
> Yeah, get to work, you veritable army of rapier-witted soldiers.
>
Jeez, who do I obey first?
Ankara, the twins want you gone. Whaddaya say?
purple
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> Imagine that. Me, the Sacred Scribe of the Church of the SubGenius, not
> believing he's the real J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. He had driven all the way
> from Toronto to Dallas to inform me of this, in 1988, so I can see how
> he'd be disappointed when I urged him to find another fake name.
I don't do long drives. We flew into Dallas from L.A. on Oct. 27/88 after
helping to organize Mae Brussell's archive for a week and then attending her
funeral in Carmel on Oct.7 or so, and subsequently spending 2 weeks at Gerry
Fialka's home in Venice. Bob Marshall had done his famous interview with
Zappa on Oct.21-22 which I attended. And I remember calling you from Gerry's
to set up our second meeting (the first was accidental in Feb., 1978).
During that phone call you requested I find out what Zappa thought of your
Church. We took the Book of the SubGenius to him for Marshall's interview
and left it on his coffee table. He was rewriting his autobiography at that
time since he wasn't happy with Peter Ochiogrosso's version. He subsequently
mentioned the Subs in the final version. But what I'm most proud of is the
fact he ended the book with the data (in relation to AIDS) which I gave him
from the book, A HIGHER FORM OF KILLING.
I never said to you at our meeting that I was J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. You assumed
I believed that and said if there really was a J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, then I was
the closest to what you had in mind (I didn't know what exactly you meant
and you didn't specify, and being indifferent I didn't pursue the matter).
You did kindly show me your copy of the famous show of OUTER LIMITS
featuring the XANTES (I think that was their name). What struck me at the
time was that it was dated right around Nov.22/63. You could check if you
still have it.
I didn't smoke the frop you offered.
But we did share a meal at some local favorite restaurant of yours or your
wife's.
You didn't tell me to change my name. You may have felt that but didn't say
it to me directly. You may have said it to others, including Myke Dyer. But
Myke, the host of the show I was a biweekly guest on for 4 years (1987-91),
certainly knew my name was not fake so he must have demurred. And the show
went on.
Your former wife thought Connie was "a real treasure" and greatly
appreciated the homeopathy information (about a homeopath in Texas she could
get in touch with) that Connie gave her.
Overall you were a very gracious host.
So there you have it - the facts of that momentous occasion.
Bob Dobbs
P.S. This meeting is not to be confused with the one you had with Bob
Marshall (or perhaps you thought it was "Bob Dean") which Dave Newfeld joked
about in his letter to STEREO REVIEW (I think, I'm not near my archives
right now) in early '93.
Karl Marx
all of that bullshit could have been emailed to him in private and who
would have given a shit but you,except you have this fucked up need to
be linked to the guy in a public forum any way you can. this has been
going on for how many years now mr. "indifferent"?
purple
e747f714.04041...@posting.google.com, "Karl Marx"
<smellyp...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
BBWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Dobbs
Joe Cosby
wrote:
100,000 years from now, human society will undoubtedly be so different
from contemporary society, so different in technology, social
structure, and world view, that our day-to-day thinking and activity
will be as obscure and incomprehensible to them as the workings of
neanderthal man are to us today.
Why did one group of them fly an airplane into a building occupied by
members of this other group? Why did the other group fight a war in
Iraq? Why are they so intently focussed on a small group of religions
known as "political parties"? Why did they elect a chimpanzee as
their ruler?
And WHAT is the Church of the Subgenius?
Because by that time, we will all have long-since flown away on the
metal space craft of the X-Beings and won't be there to explain it.
What was this strange fringe religion? Did they REALLY NOT NOTICE
that it's holy man was cut out of a comic book? Did they really have
all the answers after all?
And they won't know the answers to these questions. Outside of a few
obscure specialists operating in little-travelled byroads of their
academia, there will be nobody who will even comprehend the questions.
But if they do manage to reconstruct our society at all. If they even
CARE one way or another. If some genius among them is able to
reactivate the crude electrically-fired magnetic artifacts which were
our storehouse of knowledge, and to make sense out of the binary
patterns encoded into them. If they can catalog the Internet and from
that see where so much activity was centered during a few decades of
their second millenium. And if in the process they are able to watch
the day to day conversations and theological debates which constitute
the Church of the Subgenius. And in doing so, some single soul from
the year 189,843, alone but entranced in watching the very thought
process of this strange but stirring long-forgotten race of another
world happens to notice Bob Dean among them,
While he will not really grasp in any deep way the overall meaning of
the times or our politics or beliefs or religion, Dean will present no
mystery at all to him.
"What an asshole", he will think. "A waste of time, and nothing else"
And on that point, if none other, he will be correct.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Laugh, and the world laughs with you
Cry, and the world laughs louder
purple
"Joe Cosby" <joec...@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
I agree with the points made in this post.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
> So there you have it - the facts of that momentous occasion.
>
What a nice story! Now tell us that one about Jesus rising from the
dead on the third day.
Ad Absurdum
>
> And on that point, if none other, he will be correct.
I wonder if wasting time will seem a virtue or a vice to this
'person', or whether those notions will be similarly obscured by time.
In fact, I wonder if they'll still have assholes, and how they'll
interpret our habit of referring to each other as 'assholes'.
"It seems they occasionally realized they were mere sphincter-valves
for vast storms of generalized hostility.......... they were engaged
in fierce propaganda battles for the eventual decision whether to
remake humans with no need for excretion. This paradoxical church
seemed to celebrate excretion as a religious sacrament, while
simultaneously often denouncing their peers as agents of the Shitting
Plague.............."
purple
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> In article <BC9DD481.5797%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>> So there you have it - the facts of that momentous occasion.
>>
>
> What a nice story! Now tell us that one about Jesus rising from the
> dead on the third day.
Can't remember? Too much frop, eh? Well, just take another look at the
pictures posted on alt.binaries.slack last fall.
Meanwhile, for your reptilian brain, one story is true and one isn't. Take
your pick. But thank you for the associations. They subsume the differences.
Bob Dobbs
purple
d65e36c.04041...@posting.google.com, "Ad Absurdum"
<haec...@canada.com> wrote:
You win this one, Abs. The quotation pushed you into the winner's circle.
But who gives a fuck!!!
Bob Dobbs
Ankara
"Ad Absurdum" <haec...@canada.com> wrote in message
news:d65e36c.04041...@posting.google.com...
Heh.....um...no....
Ankara
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
Right, who cares, when you're Bob Dobbs, the New Jesus, the Maitreya,
"8" on its side, That Very ONE Who Has Been Foretold.
The OUTFOLDING has begun! All of the old shall be swept aside. Any
minute now. The rest of us will suddenly awaken to the fact that we
were already swept aside long ago -- but!... that the New Perfect Being
can reconstruct us all, this time CORRECTLY. ANY MINUTE NOW.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
HellPopeHuey
Admit it, Dean. You were such a putz in high school, the jocks made
you go toilet-diving for turds so often you were balder'n me long
before I'd lost more than 3 strands and that's why you're such a
blandly vengeful little wanger. Behind every pontificating little
dullard stands a childhood trauma he just can't put aside. C'mon,
admit to your wall-eyed uncle cornholing you at Thanksgiving and
you'll be FREE, I tell you, FREE!!!! Of course, Legume will just
enlarge the previous damage with his Bigfoot meat, but at least you'll
have a fresh start, you pathetic idiot.
--
HellPope Huey
Next: Edible Hulk Underoos
for confused manic depressives
It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent.
- Q., "Star Trek, The Next Generation"
Its hard to depurify the permanently besodden.
- Popess Lilith
Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
> In article <BC9DD481.5797%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
>
> >
> > So there you have it - the facts of that momentous occasion.
> >
>
> What a nice story! Now tell us that one about Jesus rising from the
> dead on the third day.
>
>
-With love, the Rabbs
you
rape yer wits? whorror of whorers! i'm not that type of a you!
you
> "you" <sh...@postmark.net> wrote in message > >
>
> hehehe...as opposed to yours that started with no *funny* at all...
> and then...well...got lamer....
> blent (sic) um....you *blent* something there...that's for sure...
> too bad it wasn't what you thought it was...
>
> Ankablent
watts rung with blent? chya never blent nuth in? can you be blunt?
irie. (bongo roll, please).
purple
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
No, you're not wrong. Actually, now Doug is beginning to think clearly...
but I would strongly emphasize "beginning".
Bob Dobbs
purple
8cc8cffc.04041...@posting.google.com, "HellPopeHuey"
<hellpo...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> purple <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote in message
> news:<BC9F247A.587D%pur...@tellurian.com>...
>> On 4/11/04 1:48 PM, in article 110420041348582691%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>
>>> What a nice story! Now tell us that one about Jesus rising from the
>>> dead on the third day.
>>
>> Can't remember? Too much frop, eh? Well, just take another look at the
>> pictures posted on alt.binaries.slack last fall.
>> Meanwhile, for your reptilian brain, one story is true and one isn't. Take
>> your pick. But thank you for the associations. They subsume the differences.
>
> Admit it, Dean. You were such a putz in high school, the jocks made
> you go toilet-diving for turds so often you were balder'n me long
> before I'd lost more than 3 strands and that's why you're such a
> blandly vengeful little wanger. Behind every pontificating little
> dullard stands a childhood trauma he just can't put aside. C'mon,
> admit to your wall-eyed uncle cornholing you at Thanksgiving and
> you'll be FREE, I tell you, FREE!!!! Of course, Legume will just
> enlarge the previous damage with his Bigfoot meat, but at least you'll
> have a fresh start, you pathetic idiot.
You're projecting again, Phooey.
Bob Dobbs
purple
b56e112e.04041...@posting.google.com, "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde"
<ra...@subgenius.com> wrote:
That's because you're DIM and DULL.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
Doug was being sarcastic. Bob is not even beginning to think.
purple
120420042309471847%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> In article <BCA0C593.5958%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
>> On 4/12/04 9:58 AM, in article 120420040958069303%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>>Bob is not even beginning to think.
Exactly. I pursue percept, not concept. This keeps me ahead of the other
dupe, and especially you.
Today, for Americans, "thought" is kinetic (see Mobil Ave. subway station in
Matrix 3).
Canadian tactility curves around the Android Meme's proprioception.
In short, I'm just too clever for all the assembled.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
> On 4/12/04 11:09 PM, in article
> 120420042309471847%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>
> > In article <BCA0C593.5958%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> > <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On 4/12/04 9:58 AM, in article
> >> 120420040958069303%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
> >> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>
> >>Bob is not even beginning to think.
>
> Exactly. I pursue percept, not concept. This keeps me ahead of the other
> dupe, and especially you.
>
> Today, for Americans, "thought" is kinetic (see Mobil Ave. subway station in
> Matrix 3).
>
> Canadian tactility curves around the Android Meme's proprioception.
>
> In short, I'm just too clever for all the assembled.
>
You missed something.
purple
130420040042115089%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> In article <BCA0E1D5.5970%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>
>> On 4/12/04 11:09 PM, in article
>> 120420042309471847%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <BCA0C593.5958%pur...@tellurian.com>, purple
>>> <pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 4/12/04 9:58 AM, in article
>>>> 120420040958069303%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
>>>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> Bob is not even beginning to think.
>>
>> Exactly. I pursue percept, not concept. This keeps me ahead of the other
>> dupe, and especially you.
>>
>> Today, for Americans, "thought" is kinetic (see Mobil Ave. subway station in
>> Matrix 3).
>>
>> Canadian tactility curves around the Android Meme's proprioception.
>>
>> In short, I'm just too clever for all the assembled.
>>
>
>
> You missed something.
Uhuh... I seeeee.
Bob Dobbs
Karl Marx
> That's because you're DIM and DULL.
you're projecting.
purple
I don't project.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
The Dean bulb burnt out a long time ago.
"Dean bulb," nyuk nyuk.
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> Exactly. I pursue percept, not concept. This keeps me ahead of the other
> dupe, and especially you.
>
> Today, for Americans, "thought" is kinetic (see Mobil Ave. subway station in
> Matrix 3).
>
> Canadian tactility curves around the Android Meme's proprioception.
>
> In short, I'm just too clever for all the assembled.
>
Well, duh! You're the Gate, the One, the Teacher, the Path out of the
Darkness, The Baab, The Messiah. Only close study of your maygickal
system of correspondences can provide the discipline required to fully
grok your deepness and enter your Light.
But there's a guy who lives in the dumpster behind the Burger King
here, who says basically the same thing you're saying, except that he
says it about himself! And he uses math instead of McLuhan as proof.
Yet it appears he can't even wipe his own ass.
Now, would that homeless smelly guy behind the Burger King be really
just a mentally ill fellow with a messiah complex, or would he be
simply another manifestation of you, an "outcropping," so to speak? Or
is it just a coincidence that so many of the people in mental
institutions and dumpsters say the same things about themselves as you
say about yourself? Or, more ominously, are those insane kooks who talk
so much like you really just "set dressing" that we "Agent Smiths" set
in place across the world at great expense, to distract the human
populace from your vast achievements, and make you appear to be just
another crazy blabbering New Age casualty?
HellPopeHuey
Nah, you're just spraying feathers again because you know that the
truth is, Legume would never let you even fellate him, much less honor
you with actual penetration.
--
HellPope Huey
If the neighbors play rock, beat 'em with sticks;
If they play rap, kneecap them;
but if they play opera, shoot 'em in the EYE.
"Tap into people's dignity
and they will do anything for you.
Ignore it and they won't lift a finger."
- Thomas Friedman
"Somebody tell the Swiss to stop
standing in the doorway
with a mouse in their mouth."
- "The West Wing"
DoktorDark
>nyuk nyuk.
It's time to lighten up with a little sing along. So let's all
carry-yokel to the melody of the immortal Kingsmen tune with the
following lyrics:
McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
A fine kook example, he wait for we.
He catch our shit from across the sea.
He took our shit while all alone.
With him we'll always pick a bone.
McLuhie Looney, he gotta go. McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
Three nights and days he posted to alt.slack.
We all think he oughta bite our sack.
When he on line, we know he there.
We smell the shit that's in the air.
McLuhie Looney, he gotta go. McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
We see the full moon above.
It won't be long for a post from that muv.
We take him in our arms and rend.
We tell him to never come here again.
McLuhie Looney, he gotta go. McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
HellPopeHuey
> It's time to lighten up with a little sing along. So let's all
> carry-yokel to the melody of the immortal Kingsmen tune with the
> following lyrics:
> McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
> McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
> A fine kook example, he wait for we.
> He catch our shit from across the sea.
> He took our shit while all alone.
> With him we'll always pick a bone.
> McLuhie Looney, he gotta go. McLuhie Looney, he gotta go.
This kind of thing makes it clear that most Subgeniuses are too cheap
to buy incense and instead leave all of their cleaning products open
under the sink. That cumulative cachet can make you think leather-clad
leprechauns are breakdancing on top of your TV. I mean when they're
really NOT, because sometimes they are.
--
HellPope Huey
If the neighbors play rock, beat 'em with sticks;
If they play rap, kneecap 'em;
purple
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
And THERE is what YOU missed. You see, what I "say" does not come out of my
mouth or any other orifice. I'm not logocentric. All the characters you
associate with me, from the ones who visited your old Dallas homestead to
your dumpster neighbours, exercise their mouths with oral, narcissistic
diarrhea. These European ranters always get marginalized in a kinetic
Kulture such as these here parts.
But I am the One, etc., because I speak in multi-sensory modalities... and
then some. Hence, my dog whistle is inaudible to the kinetic/oral "strategy
of tension."
You haven't grokked me yet so I remain the only player on the field awaiting
the home team's nervous arrival.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
That is some silly bullshit.
>
> But I am the One, etc., because I speak in multi-sensory modalities... and
> then some. Hence, my dog whistle is inaudible to the kinetic/oral "strategy
> of tension."
That would perfectly explain why we uptight American proles can't grasp
that incredibly simple, yet simultaneously impossibly advanced, single
REALIZATION which you so patiently project/exemplify.
I can think of a couple of other things that also might explain it.
>
> You haven't grokked me yet so I remain the only player on the field awaiting
> the home team's nervous arrival.
>
Boy, that's clumsily put even for you, Dean.
------------------------------------------------------
Kooks always answer the question they wish you'd asked, rather than the
question you really asked. A self-validating philosophy IS convenient,
no doubt about that.
purple
Way off.
>
> I can think of a couple of other things that also might explain it.
But they'd be wrong, too.
>
>>
>> You haven't grokked me yet so I remain the only player on the field awaiting
>> the home team's nervous arrival.
>>
>
> Boy, that's clumsily put even for you, Dean.
I don't THINK so.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Kooks always answer the question they wish you'd asked, rather than the
> question you really asked. A self-validating philosophy IS convenient,
> no doubt about that.
I don't have a philosophy.
Just go and really study the word "phatic" and then realize that's not what
I'm doing.
Bob Dobbs
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pur...@tellurian.com> wrote:
That specious crap might "resonate" with bloodless, silly numbnuts, but
in all this time it has never resonated with me as anything but tired,
pretentious, neurotically self-deluded blather. Sorry, Bob, but you
really are just an unusually wordy and academically inclined New Age
kook, and from the posts of your three pals, it's painfully obvious
that despite a decade of unwelcome posting in various Internet groups,
your corny spiel has appealed to maybe half a dozen other tweedy New
Age dumbasses, and no SubGeniuses at all.
Go ahead and DEPRIVE us of you, Bob. Wouldn't that be oh so terribly
cruel to us. Won't we all be sorry when you're finally declared World
Teacher instead of Church of the SubGenius reject.
Ankara
Purple...um...whatever:
> I don't have a philosophy.
>
> Just go and really study the word "phatic" and then realize that's not
what
> I'm doing.
>
>
> Bob Dobbs
NOT what your doing?
that has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of...
why dont you hit yourself over the head with a lead pipe,
to realize that's not what I am doing....
better still....invite throngs of people to pee in your mouth
I am definately NOT doing that...
ok...ok.....ok...LET A MIDGIT CLOWN FUCK YOU UP THE
ASS WHILE SINGING 'WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN"
BY THE CARPENTERS.....TO FINALLY,
ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT I AM
NOT DOING THAT!
you really need to explore all these things that I am not
doing....so that you know what I am not doing.....
geez...
Ankara
What the hell do you think you're doing? -Ivan Stang
Rev. ErRoR
To no one in particular...
Every argument you make furthers it's belief in it's own supremacy
Leave it alone and it will be
POWERLESS
err.
Rev. Ivan Stang
<er...@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
Rev.ErRoR, they aren't arguments, and nobody cares what Dean thinks at
all. Some of us poke at him for our own amusement and to further
investigate what makes a kook a kook rather than a visionary. (We, um
NEED to KNOW!) There have been many cycles of Dean-bashing, and it's
been going on for many years. For long stretches, everybody ignores
him, but every now and then somebody feeling devilish -- sometimes it's
me -- decides to rile him up and watch him spazz. That was a mistake
when Meow was following up every Dean post, but his scintillating ally
Gurdjieff is too... SOMETHING... to work a computer most of the time,
and Dean's three other little buddies are pretty innocuous really. (One
of his three buddies just started using a second name here,
incidentally, to make it look like four.)
When I saw his latest news, of how the government monitors his Internet
chats and phone calls to see what info he's getting from dead rock
stars and pop culture pundits about the alien living inside Their
mind-control ray machine, I just could NOT resist dragging the whole
can of worms out of its hidey-hole and spilling it all over alt.slack
-- just to gross everybody out, if for no other reason. Hey, it worked
on you.
Although... I guess it IS sort of like when somebody emails me a
picture, and I look at it only to find it's an autopsy photo or a
picture of a deformed fetus (fashionable graphics in the Punk heyday)
-- I DON'T appreciate it. So, I'll try to keep it to a minimum. But...
LEMURIA and ATLANTIS, man. Many of those chosen for great tasks in this
age are reincarnated Atlanteans.
HOOOOOO!
Cardinal Vertigo
Check out the Lemuria mailing list at lemuria.photon.cc sometime. A
large sample of its regular posters are BAT SHIT INSANE.
I tried trolling them once, but messages sometimes take days to turn
around which takes a lot of the fun out of it.
--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby
Rev. ErRoR
Stang <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
POST AWAY, I didn't HAVE to read this thread or even reply. I've got
filters and I killfile most of the pure imbeciles (which are mercifully
few)
I say leave it alone because I would love to see it's tiny world
crumbling around it as it finds no one to play with ...
(and also so I don't get tempted to started on it again. I still
remember the last time)
Why not get super creaHATEive and do a bunch of web pages on the pleb.
I'd sure like to know the whole story. It would be interesting to see
how badly it's deteriorated.
the B'Deen dossier from start to finish
Opened like an overipe pear
HEY IT'S ONLY LIBEL IF IT'S A LIE
err.
Master of Quadraplegic phallic android moomin communication
ghost
"Rev. ErRoR" <er...@priest.SPAMcom> wrote :
(snip)> Why not get super creaHATEive and do a bunch of web pages on the
pleb.
> I'd sure like to know the whole story. It would be interesting to see
> how badly it's deteriorated.
> the B'Deen dossier from start to finish
A lot of it can be found in the Archives, I think. A month or so ago I read
as much of it as I could stomach. It's a quick search in any case... IF YOU
MUST.
purple
140420041125348065%st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
>> I don't have a philosophy.
>>
>> Just go and really study the word "phatic" and then realize that's not what
>> I'm doing.
>>
>
> That specious crap might "resonate" with bloodless, silly numbnuts, but
> in all this time it has never resonated with me as anything but tired,
> pretentious, neurotically self-deluded blather.
You've got a problem with that!!??
Bob Dobbs
nikolai kingsley
> But there's a guy who lives in the dumpster behind the Burger King
> here, who says basically the same thing you're saying, except that he
> says it about himself! And he uses math instead of McLuhan as proof.
> Yet it appears he can't even wipe his own ass.
well! he's a mathematician, not an ... uh, ass-wiper.
it must be that phenomenon where you learn so much maths it pushes other
stuff out of the brain.
nikolai
--
glad i'm a gamma, etc
ridetheory
st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com wrote on 4/13/04 11:00 PM:
>> You haven't grokked me yet so I remain the only player on the field awaiting
>> the home team's nervous arrival.
>>
>
> Boy, that's clumsily put even for you, Dean.
He's outstanding in his field.
iggy
Karl Marx
> it must be that phenomenon where you learn so much maths it pushes other
> stuff out of the brain.
but as long it dosen't prevent him from pushing stuff out of his ass
the other skill would be nice to maintain.