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Popess Lilith von Fraumench
wrote:
> Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
Bigot. I'm hot for Friday no matter her skin color at the time.
The Prophet Lilith
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lil...@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
> In article <38b73f72.2709861@localhost>, Modemac <mod...@modemac.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
>
> Bigot. I'm hot for Friday no matter her skin color at the time.
>
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Ben Allen
>In article <260220000301169038%lil...@ZubJenius.com>,
> Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lil...@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
>> In article <38b73f72.2709861@localhost>, Modemac <mod...@modemac.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
>>
>> Bigot. I'm hot for Friday no matter her skin color at the time.
>>
>Even if she was Pink? You dog!
Pink's not a color!
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench
> In article <260220000301169038%lil...@ZubJenius.com>,
> Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lil...@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
> > In article <38b73f72.2709861@localhost>, Modemac <mod...@modemac.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
> >
> > Bigot. I'm hot for Friday no matter her skin color at the time.
> >
> Even if she was Pink? You dog!
I said skin color, not soul pstench. And yes, I've seen Friday with
pink skin. BAYBEE!!!
Friday Jones
>Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
I decided that Bob Black really was an asshole when I heard about him
breaking up with a girlfriend and, to get "revenge" on her, going around
telling everyone how poor her fellatio skills were. In sniggering detail.
Some things a gentleman never tells.
--
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Rev. Jihad Frenzy
fri...@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) wrote:
> In article <38b73f72.2709861@localhost>, mod...@modemac.com wrote:
>
> >Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
>
> I decided that Bob Black really was an asshole when I heard about him
> breaking up with a girlfriend and, to get "revenge" on her, going around
> telling everyone how poor her fellatio skills were. In sniggering detail.
Oh, yeah, like there's such a thing as a bad blowjob!
--
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human
history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -- Mitch
Ratcliffe, Technology Review, April 1992
<http://www.gis.net/~cht>
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>In article <38b73f72.2709861@localhost>, mod...@modemac.com wrote:
>
>>Friday Jones was a lot better looking when she was black.
>
>I decided that Bob Black really was an asshole when I heard about him
>breaking up with a girlfriend and, to get "revenge" on her, going around
>telling everyone how poor her fellatio skills were. In sniggering detail.
>Some things a gentleman never tells.
>
Oh, bullshit, Friday! Chicks go around alla time discussing guys
sizes and cooter-eating ability!
Besides, gentlemen ain't got nothing to do with it, if there werre
gentlement involved, they'd have fought a duel or something by now!!!!!!11!!!
Mondo Cribdeath
> Oh, yeah, like there's such a thing as a bad blowjob!
I've met uptight macho guys who thought that going down
on a woman was the most heinous act of homosexuality a man
could perform (go figure).
I imagine that there are women who feel as well that going
down on a guy is as disgusting as sucking the snot out of an
electric eel's nostrils.
I suspect that a blowjob from such a woman could be classified
as "bad".
König Prüß, GmbH
As an aside, I notice that you are running a Mozilla mailer on Linux?
Anyways, there's a local guy around here with a pickup truck with the
vanity tag "MOZILLA"
But more to the point, a good bj is like getting your cock schlorped up
an electric eel's left nostril! It's cunnilingus that makes me damned glad
that I'm a bulldyke trapped inside the body of a truck driver!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
Sappho was a right-on stud!
Friday Jones
<y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>Rev. Jihad Frenzy wrote:
>
>> Oh, yeah, like there's such a thing as a bad blowjob!
>
>I've met uptight macho guys who thought that going down
>on a woman was the most heinous act of homosexuality a man
>could perform (go figure).
>
>I imagine that there are women who feel as well that going
>down on a guy is as disgusting as sucking the snot out of an
>electric eel's nostrils.
>
>I suspect that a blowjob from such a woman could be classified
>as "bad".
According to what I heard, it was a woman who really adored Bob Black (go
figure) and was not too sexually experienced. From his description, she
had great enthusiasm but wasn't too technically adept.
And THIS was what he mocked.
It's enough to make a girl want to sew her lips together.
Mondo Cribdeath
> According to what I heard, it was a woman who really adored Bob Black (go
> figure) and was not too sexually experienced. From his description, she
> had great enthusiasm but wasn't too technically adept.
> And THIS was what he mocked.
> It's enough to make a girl want to sew her lips together.
Good gravy! What a silly thing to complain about. All a woman needs
to give good blowjobs is to be, as Chief Dan George once put it,
"pleasently enthusiastic."
I mean, we're not talking about calibrating missle guidance systems
here!
König Prüß, GmbH
><y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
>>Rev. Jihad Frenzy wrote:
>>
>>> Oh, yeah, like there's such a thing as a bad blowjob!
>>
>>I've met uptight macho guys who thought that going down
>>on a woman was the most heinous act of homosexuality a man
>>could perform (go figure).
>>
>>I imagine that there are women who feel as well that going
>>down on a guy is as disgusting as sucking the snot out of an
>>electric eel's nostrils.
>>
>>I suspect that a blowjob from such a woman could be classified
>>as "bad".
>
>figure) and was not too sexually experienced. From his description, she
>had great enthusiasm but wasn't too technically adept.
>And THIS was what he mocked.
>It's enough to make a girl want to sew her lips together.
If she'd been an OF VII (Stage Seven Operating Fellatrix)
poor Bob might yet still have mocked and disparaged her:
it is a very common face-saving tactic of which wrote even
Aesop of yore.
Do you know the joke, "How does a JAP eat a banana?"
Get someone to show you...it's a visual joke.
Rev. Ivan Stang
<saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote:
Excellent Bob Black imitation! You sound exactly like him!
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench
Jones <fri...@fridayjones.com> wrote:
> In article <38BA0442...@sheayright.com>, Mondo Cribdeath
> <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
> According to what I heard, it was a woman who really adored Bob Black (go
> figure) and was not too sexually experienced. From his description, she
> had great enthusiasm but wasn't too technically adept.
> And THIS was what he mocked.
> It's enough to make a girl want to sew her lips together.
Ah, so in reality Bob Black is inept at teaching the sexually
inexperienced how to give a decent blow job. So he covers his
ineptitude, as usual, through lame-ass mockery.
Now, if that were ME getting the blowjob, I would've had her keep
trying until she got it RIGHT.
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
<saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote:
> Do you know the joke, "How does a JAP eat a banana?"
> Get someone to show you...it's a visual joke.
Anything like eating corn on the cob?
König Prüß, GmbH
Yeah, he reminds me of the routine that Al Frankin did where he would
shamelessly promote himself, and mention his own name as often as possible.
Last I saw Al Frankin, he was doing Parkay Margarine ads on TeeVee and
talking to a half-baked potato. The only thing worse that I can imagine is
being a permanent guest celeb on "Hollywood Squares."
Be DAMNED glad that you aren't successful, Rev. Stang.
König Prüß, GmbH
>Jones <fri...@fridayjones.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <38BA0442...@sheayright.com>, Mondo Cribdeath
>> <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>>
>> According to what I heard, it was a woman who really adored Bob Black (go
>> figure) and was not too sexually experienced. From his description, she
>> had great enthusiasm but wasn't too technically adept.
>> And THIS was what he mocked.
>> It's enough to make a girl want to sew her lips together.
>
>Ah, so in reality Bob Black is inept at teaching the sexually
>inexperienced how to give a decent blow job. So he covers his
>ineptitude, as usual, through lame-ass mockery.
>
>Now, if that were ME getting the blowjob, I would've had her keep
>trying until she got it RIGHT.
69 and climaxing together is great!
Even 67 is pretty good...
König Prüß, GmbH
>In article <sbl4o8...@corp.supernews.com>, König Prüß, GmbH
><saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote:
>
>> Do you know the joke, "How does a JAP eat a banana?"
>> Get someone to show you...it's a visual joke.
>
>Anything like eating corn on the cob?
No, it's not. At least I've never seen anyone eat corn on the cob like that.
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
<Uni...@SPUTUM.com> wrote:
> Nobody cares.
>
> Really.
>
> No one.
Ah, you're right, I'm only FEIGNING interest.
Edwin Johnston
<König Prüß>; "GmbH" <saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote in message
news:sbli6e...@corp.supernews.com...
> >In article <sbefn3...@corp.supernews.com>, König Prüß, GmbH<ditto>
> >
> >Excellent Bob Black imitation! You sound exactly like him!
>
>
> shamelessly promote himself, and mention his own name as often as
possible.
> Last I saw Al Frankin, he was doing Parkay Margarine ads on TeeVee and
> talking to a half-baked potato. The only thing worse that I can imagine is
> being a permanent guest celeb on "Hollywood Squares."
>
> Be DAMNED glad that you aren't successful, Rev. Stang.
>
That was the Al Franken Decade routine. He's recently passed the title onto
his son for the coming millennium.
You can't blame old Al for trying to continue to find work as an actor.
(Well you could, but ...) He autographed my driver's license, as well as
Arlo Guthrie, Dick Gregory and Darryl Cherney. I consider it my stay out of
jail card.
The root of the word success, of course, is the verb "to follow". Certainly
Stang has blazed new trails with the Cherch, but there is also a long
tradition of wacky religions in this country, mostly starting out in my home
state, New York. I've always felt that the Cherch could've only happened in
America. Unfortunately the same can be said of Bob Black.
BTW - There's a strange commercial out now where it starts out saying
there's only one power that can beat the Millionaire show on TV - God. Then
it says that the next big show coming is the Devil. It finally winds up
saying that one person has them all beat - Bob. Has anyone seen that? What
does it mean?
König Prüß, GmbH
It's another Punch and Judy Show. Goethe got the plot for Faust from
Punch and Judy, also.
You know, regarding religion, crackpot religions, and even joke religions,
if you take any of it seriously, you're dead meat. I thing the biggest pitfall
for preachers, even the joke ones, is when they start believing their own bullshit.
I'm getting quite a few laffs from the current election campaign crap,
like, "What's you position on Catholics?" and "What's this crap about
Bob Jones University?"
If "Bob" can get elected Fraud of the Century, Bob Black could become
a campaign issue.
It could happen.
Just think how it would gall Nenslo!
If for no other reason, it would be worthwhile.
Mondo Cribdeath
> BTW - There's a strange commercial out now where it starts out saying
> there's only one power that can beat the Millionaire show on TV - God. Then
> it says that the next big show coming is the Devil. It finally winds up
> saying that one person has them all beat - Bob. Has anyone seen that? What
> does it mean?
It's a show about God, Bob, and the Devil.
It used to be a good sitcom, but like all sitcoms, when the writers
run out of funny sits for the com to take place in they start getting
all serious, as if the audience had established some sort of caring
relationship with the characters. Like the Friends Christmas Special
where the dippy blonde character is diagnosed with untreatable
cervical cancer and the other characters spend the rest of the
episode trying to make her understand that she's going to die a
slow, painful death. But then, right when you least expect it, the
really dumb guy character gets hit by a bus and has to have his
leg amputated by the doofy archeaologist in their apartment because
a blizzard has brought the city to a stand-still and they can't get
him to a hospital, but because the water pipes have frozen, they can't
wash off the steak knife and so the wound gets a nasty infection.
The really dumb guy becomes delerious and starts babbling about the
time he slept with the black-haired cook woman (the sister of the
doofy archeaologist guy) and that stirs up a lot of confusion and
resentment, but in the end they all become friends again and bleed
and/or starve to death. Or so we're led to believe.
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
<saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote:
> It's another Punch and Judy Show. Goethe got the plot for Faust from
> Punch and Judy, also.
I should point out that Punch and Judy have their origins in a medieval
morality play featuring Pontius Pilate and Judas Iscariot--hence,
"Punch and Judy".
It's therefore the basis of most infernal comedies. Who wants to try to
write another "Inferno" anyhow? I try but even I get bored after the
seventeenth new torture.
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
> You know, regarding religion, crackpot religions, and even joke religions,
> if you take any of it seriously, you're dead meat. I thing the biggest pitfall
> for preachers, even the joke ones, is when they start believing their own bullshit.
Pardon, but that's EVERY FUCKING BODY'S biggest pratfall. They believe
their own bullshit, and wind up suffering in the long term for it.
edix...@my-deja.com
Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lil...@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
> <saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote:
>
from
> > Punch and Judy, also.
>
> I should point out that Punch and Judy have their origins in a
medieval
> morality play featuring Pontius Pilate and Judas Iscariot--hence,
> "Punch and Judy".
>
> It's therefore the basis of most infernal comedies. Who wants to try
to
> write another "Inferno" anyhow? I try but even I get bored after the
> seventeenth new torture.
>
and of Jews (Judaei), the "only begotten son" of the Divine Father Isra-
El. Similar to the story of Moses, he was sent out to sea in a chest
and washed up on the isle of Scariot. And like Oedipus, he killed his
dad and married his mom.
Pontius comes from the term of the bridge of souls, which has been
inherited by the pope, or pontiff.
Rev. Prostata Cantata
Mondo Cribdeath <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
>I mean, we're not talking about calibrating missle guidance systems
>here!
Yeh, but sometimes a guy just really wants his missile guidance
system calibrated in that SPECIAL way so he can hit that optimum launch
window and deliver the payload into just the RIGHT orbit, which is
really critical to avoid excessive use of propellant durring docking
maneuvers.
Oh yeh, and ALWAYS check yer "O" ring before blastoff.
Rev. Ivan Stang
> news:sbli6e...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> >
> > Yeah, he reminds me of the routine that Al Frankin did where he would
> > shamelessly promote himself, and mention his own name as often as
> possible.
> > Last I saw Al Frankin, he was doing Parkay Margarine ads on TeeVee and
> > talking to a half-baked potato. The only thing worse that I can imagine is
> > being a permanent guest celeb on "Hollywood Squares."
> >
> > Be DAMNED glad that you aren't successful, Rev. Stang.
Oops! By MY standards, I was a SURPRISE SMASH SUCCESS twenty years ago
when my YOUTH HEROES (R. Crumb, Robert Williams, the Firesign Theater
guys, DEVO etc.) all wrote me FAN LETTERS and GLOWING REVIEWS and
helped me get shit sold!
The only OTHER thing I would have rather done than what I'm doing now
would be making huge Hollywood movies with balls, a la Terry Gilliam or
Oliver Stone, but luckily I realized very early on in life that I was
just not temperamentally cut out for the level of slickness required
for that sort of thing.
The Church has done FAR BETTER than I ever dared hope and while there's
plenty more yet to do, JESUS CHRIST, whoever said you had to be a
household name among a bunch of PINKS in order to be a "success"? Of
course I realize I'm preaching to the saved here. But seriously. I
might get BITTER AS HELL on some hypoglycemic mornings that I'm NOT
making decent money selling Parkay Margarine on TV, or being a
permanent guest on Hollywood Squares (which incidentally I'd be the
BEST EVER at), but not most mornings. Most mornings I get up and go,
"Oh shit, I have to go to work... but at least it's the Hour of Slack I
have to work on, or that website for my pal, or fixing that machine" or
whatever the gig is that day. The pay is AWFUL and very inconsistent,
but it beats the living FUCK out of "WORKING" for the "MAN". (I.e.
being paid to WASTE PRECIOUS LIFE MOMENTS TOTALLY AND FOREVER).
Al Franken came to our first New York devival in 1983 when our book
came out! I met him very very briefly and told him I thought his SNL
stuff was funny as shit (which was true). However he seemed really
dazed like he was on painkillers... he didn't even make eye contact. I
heard later that he had undergone all manner of personal troubles that
he later used in that smiley New Ager "And by golly, people like me!:"
character that he did.
Bill Hicks was a better ranter than me and a funnier comedian than Al
Franken, but he's dead and we're still alive... defining "success" can
be very murky. Thus the word, "SubGenius," to get around all that
bullshit.
I have met every celebrity ONCE. Except Alice Cooper. I really want to
meet Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper fucking rocked back then. WAY ahead of
his time.
Rev. Ivan Stang
<pros...@bronze.coil.com> wrote:
MORE THIS KIND DIRTY ROCKET TALK, BODD!!?!
nu-monet
Come out to Phoenix and visit him some time. To enhance the
surrealism, we will try to get Tory Amos, Hugh Downs, Sean
Young, the notorious ex.-Governor Evan Mecham and Bill Keane
there, too. Better hurry, though, you just missed Nancy
Reagan's mother.
Those people rilly know how to party!
König Prüß, GmbH
Yeah, well, thanks for posting this stuff. You are the Poppa of Pop Culture.
I sure don' think that you're any kind of a smiley New Ager like Al Franken's
guy in the pink sweater, so, I hope you'll sicerely believe me when I say that
even if Janor has never said anything against the Church, I will! Every other
chuch says to eschew all other churches, except their particular varietal
denomination. I will go one better. Fuck ALL churches, especially this one!
Also in the news, Greaseman Doug Trachtman is back on the air broadcasting
from the Virgin Islands and streamed worldwide over the 'Net.
Please encourage Atom Fuway to post more graphics. You're prolly
not too far from where he's abiding now, and he needs a kick start.
I once found a bunch of shit on an ftp gopher site about Steve Jackson
having a bar-sized PacMan machine confiscated by the IRS, then his sueing
the IRS and winning! Stuff like that, you're knowing R. Crumb, etc. is
worth knowing. R. Crumb is new to a lot of people, I am glad that stuff
is being reprinted. Anyway, if you have anecdotes about any of your
stuff, post them if you have time, I'm sure it would be intersting, funny,
AND educational.
PS-If you send me any firecrackers, please send them UPS
so's not to piss-off the Post Office.
Charles Mark Bee
>
> In article <38BA9DB2...@sheayright.com>,
> Mondo Cribdeath <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
> >
> >I mean, we're not talking about calibrating missle guidance systems
> >here!
>
> Yeh, but sometimes a guy just really wants his missile
> guidance
> system calibrated in that SPECIAL way so he can hit that optimum
> launch
> window and deliver the payload into just the RIGHT orbit, which is
> really critical to avoid excessive use of propellant durring docking
> maneuvers.
>
We're still playing PATRIOT games - she pops the quarter off her belly
button, and I have a split second to TAKE AIM and FIRE.
Keep hitting that 'downrange crash zone' though.
> Oh yeh, and ALWAYS check yer "O" ring before blastoff.
Hey, if those guys had remembered to UNROLL the damned thing... the
whole mission would have been Electronically Tested For Your Protection.
Chaos Israel
Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lil...@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
> In article <sbo54j...@corp.supernews.com>, König Prüß, GmbH
> <saur...@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote:
>
religions,
> > if you take any of it seriously, you're dead meat. I thing the
biggest pitfall
> > for preachers, even the joke ones, is when they start believing
their own bullshit.
>
> Pardon, but that's EVERY FUCKING BODY'S biggest pratfall. They believe
> their own bullshit, and wind up suffering in the long term for it.
>
But isn't "believing your own bullshit", in a controlled manner, the
basis of most systems of ritual magic?
Like anything else, I guess: use belief as a tool--don't let *it* use
*you*
--
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel--Church of the SubClayton.
Copyleft 2000, The Tactical Buddha Institute. All rights revered.
Send your fake UFO pix to: csqu...@the-any-key.com
"John Denver died for your sins."