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Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:30:23 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> Where is it, Marty?
>
> Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
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> ========================================http://www.imbjr.com

You'll have to wake up the DEAD with that FLASH.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:04:09 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> Where is it, Marty?
>
> Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
>


There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:07:15 PM11/12/09
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Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known
to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently
on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then
her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no
matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have
spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they
are watching alt.slack.

Obviously.

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:10:54 PM11/12/09
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If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed
at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing
to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex
pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon,
where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who
will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex
plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.

Giles

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:12:03 PM11/12/09
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And she has no way to access alt.slack to see what all the fuss is
about.
Probably because she is in a shallow grave out in the desert.

Giles

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:12:49 PM11/12/09
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He would have to dig her up.

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iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:48:38 PM11/12/09
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You know, if Doc Martian is nice to me, I have some, err, pictures of
Kristin Alter which I could email him, and he could pass off to the rest of
us.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:22:35 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 1:32 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:10:54 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
> I think you have outdone yourself in this. You have spoken of a deep
> truth here.
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I have put myself in great danger by revealing these truths to you,
yet still, I felt that you should know the true reason why Doc Martian
can never provide proof of the beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, adoring,
lustful, cock-worshipping, of-age goddess of his idolatry.

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:36:26 PM11/12/09
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'She' shouldn't be too hard to find. I mean how many hot babe
lingerie model prostitutes with strawberry blond hair can there be in
Canada after all?

Crissi-Topper

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:15:41 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 2:36 pm, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:22:35 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
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> >I have put myself in great danger by revealing these truths to you,
> >yet still, I felt that you should know the true reason why Doc Martian
> >can never provide proof of the beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, adoring,
> >lustful, cock-worshipping, of-age goddess of his idolatry.
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> 'She' shouldn't be too hard to find.  I mean how many hot babe
> lingerie model prostitutes with strawberry blond hair can there be in
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Thousands.

CHUCKkey

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:56:30 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 3:15 pm, Crissi-Topper <xt...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Thousands.

I'm glad you responded; I was going to see if you could supply
alt.slack with the exact number but you were on top of that pretty
quick.

Zapanaz

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:23:34 PM11/12/09
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Rev. Back It On Up 13 hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Throwing Steve Guttenberg in there was definitely a pretty slick
side-arm throw.


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Zapanaz

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:24:18 PM11/12/09
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iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
Thunder crashed, iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar laughed madly, then
wrote:

But he would have to turn them all sideways before he posted them,
otherwise it would be obvious.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:08:45 PM11/12/09
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> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/

> I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
>  - Steven Wright
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Thanks. If only it WAS a slick throw, and not a 100% totally true
fact explaining why we can't see a picture of his elegant, gorgeous,
cum-slut angel baby.

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