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Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:24:15 PM11/12/09
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Their horror is just scaring their guts away
from the Conspiracy I embrace,as a religious pioneer
I the lone ruling Slack Scarecrow!

Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:40:52 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 3:24 pm, "Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan" <pasc...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

> Their horror is just scaring their guts away
> from the Conspiracy I embrace,as a religious pioneer
>  I  the lone ruling Slack Scarecrow!

Just how irritable the might of one's dissentive view dig the pit
between the fold and the psychiatric army leader's divinity. Confusion
and despair when confronted with freedom-of-choice killing evidence,
the threat of framing from above, blackmailed through one's religion.
The conviction of the calling, the protective shield of bullets and
the confusing memos all whirl in one's head until the trigger
mechanism makes dread of all scientific suspicions. Yes Hasan's life
foundation of sanity were shook when he received while seeking: a
calling from a religious voice anonymous . The intensity of the
thread, the fear of one's damnation as opposed to a martyred, free and
laid-out Heaven all rang their disbalance in the destroyed
worshipper's targetting mechanism. If Hasan was so unnerved and yet so
valiant, undetected and brave in his rationale for assassination, it
is because behind his sway lies the strings of the emerging One World
Religion.

CHUCKkey

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:53:25 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 3:40 pm, "Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan" <pasc...@hotmail.com>

The sign of a surefire k00k is when they immediately follow up their
post with another one that doesn't make sense. If you can overcome
this hurdle, you might not have to ride the alt.slack short-bus with
Bob Dean, Alcandor and Doc Martian anymore.

purple

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:04:10 PM11/12/09
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Hehehehehehe...

http://tinyurl.com/yzchbk5


The GREAT Bob Dobbs

Pisces

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:27:09 PM11/12/09
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He isn't even as amusing as "Totally (and Always) Wasted Preacher Mike
with Sideshow Guests."

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:48:14 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 5:27 pm, Pisces <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:

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> He isn't even as amusing as "Totally (and Always) Wasted Preacher Mike
> with Sideshow Guests."

What ever happened to that guy and Lee Burls? Does anybody know?

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:50:11 PM11/12/09
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Wasn't he "The Horror"?

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:52:35 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 3:40 pm, "Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan" <pasc...@hotmail.com>

I have heard that stamp collecting and bird watching are two of this
country's most commonly practiced hobbies!

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:02:54 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 5:52 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:

> I have heard that stamp collecting and bird watching are two of this
> country's most commonly practiced hobbies!

I stamp on birds. Where do I fit on that curve?

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:09:06 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 5:50 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
wrote:

Not exactly. He was allegedly the One Last True SubGenius. Everybody
on this newsgroup and in the taphouse IRC channel HAD The Horror,
according to him. The Horror was what made us make fun of him. Well,
that and the content of his posts. He was kind of Doc Martian like,
except that he finally went away. He had emotional, literacy and
sobriety problems, but he had somehow managed to marry a cute looking
SubGenius girl, and he came here to brag. It... didn't exactly work
out for him.

He has a long on-and-off track record for... outbursts... followed by
long vanishings.

Zapanaz

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:43:24 PM11/12/09
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Rev. Ivan Stang hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Thunder crashed, Rev. Ivan Stang laughed madly, then wrote:

>On Nov 12, 5:50�pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
>wrote:
>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:48:14 -0800, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>> > On Nov 12, 5:27�pm, Pisces <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> He isn't even as amusing as "Totally (and Always) Wasted Preacher Mike
>> >> with Sideshow Guests."
>>
>> > What ever happened to that guy and Lee Burls? Does anybody know?
>>
>> Wasn't he "The Horror"?
>
>Not exactly. He was allegedly the One Last True SubGenius. Everybody
>on this newsgroup and in the taphouse IRC channel HAD The Horror,
>according to him. The Horror was what made us make fun of him. Well,
>that and the content of his posts. He was kind of Doc Martian like,
>except that he finally went away.

I noticed that "skeleton exopod" one was talking about "the horror"
somewhere today. I don't know though, he/she/it might have been
echoing back what was said to him.

>He had emotional, literacy and
>sobriety problems, but he had somehow managed to marry a cute looking
>SubGenius girl, and he came here to brag. It... didn't exactly work
>out for him.

The really sick thing is, I wonder sometimes if that was WHY she
married her.

Now that though is some The Horror.


Preacher Mike posted here years ago, got on a lot of people's nerves,
and then scurried off, ne'er to return until he came to crow about how
he wound up married to Leeburls.

Imagine if he spent ALL THOSE YEARS waiting for a chance to get one
up. Devoted his LIFE to it, to the point of getting married just to
settle the score for a long-ago Usenet spurning.

I can't even grasp it, and yet, I could believe it, like I can't quite
grasp what Cthulhu looks like, but I could believe it.


Oh, the Horror.

The horror.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"'But they don't tell you why. All they give you are mysterious hints.
The Germans are apparently in on it. The Antarctic is concerned in some
way. Perhaps in a matter of weeks, they say, the whole world will be
plunged into apocalypse...Here we are, in the thick of a grand cabal,
and we haven't the slightest notion of what's going on.'"

:: Currently listening to [The Dance part 4] Sevda Zin�iri, 2003, by Diamanda Gal�s, from "Defixiones, Will and Testament"

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