I give up on alt.slack
Legume
>
> I'm sorry, but this has simply gone on too long for me. I can't tell
> which posts are real and which are forged, and most are forged.
> Sutter's all over the goddamned place and it's no fun trying to
> eliminated his garbage and the garbage of his followers. This used to
> be the most entertaining place on Usenet. It isn't any more.
>
> If you want me, you know where to find me. Let the assholes eat the
> carrion.
No shit.
Hey you left America too soon! Everything is MUCH BETTER now. The cops
have all turned in their guns, and Janet Reno shoots smack with me now!
Too bad you left. You're not allowed to come back now without an
invitation!
Whoops, gotta go! Circus of the Republicans is coming on and I don't
want to miss the polar bear act!
Newt Gingrich says "Hi". He stopped by to give me a ten million dollar
art endowment.
God bless America. Sorry about the rest of you.
--
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
Looking for the New World
and the Palace of the Sun
kevbob
HEY LOOK!!!
i can finally see tarla!!
hey tarla!!! how's ENZED????!!! how was the trip??? did you fly or take a
boat???
are there CUTE CHIX there??
missed you!!!
>I'm sorry, but this has simply gone on too long for me. I can't tell
>which posts are real and which are forged, and most are forged.
>Sutter's all over the goddamned place and it's no fun trying to
>eliminated his garbage and the garbage of his followers. This used to
>be the most entertaining place on Usenet. It isn't any more.
>
>If you want me, you know where to find me. Let the assholes eat the
>carrion.
>
oh.
oops.
sorry.
--
debacle my ass!!!
ta...@xtra.co.nz
clueles...@my-dejanews.com
Sigh. And so, the Confederacy of Dunces claims another victim.
She's right, though.
(Where's SPUTUM, now that we REALLY need 'em?)
Have fun in NZ, Tarla.
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David Voth
era must have forced ta...@xtra.co.nz to write:
>I'm sorry, but this has simply gone on too long for me. I can't tell
>which posts are real and which are forged, and most are forged.
>Sutter's all over the goddamned place and it's no fun trying to
>eliminated his garbage and the garbage of his followers. This used to
>be the most entertaining place on Usenet. It isn't any more.
It's SOOOOOOOOOOO easy to avoid the crap by simply using a filtered
news feed. The only problem I've had with mine is that if I post from
a different server without altering certain headers, my own posts
don't make it to news.concentric.net (and presumably not to some other
places as well).
Other than that I'm seeing practically all of the real stuff, and most
of the forgeries I see are already cancelled. My ISP is doing a great
job.
C'mon back when the shitstorm departs!
Reverend David Voth
--
Writers who abuse hyperbole deserve to be taken out and SHOT!
König Preuße, GmbH
David Voth wrote:
I agree with the shitstorm part, but I am much amused by such
a chickeshit outfit that has degenerated to the bozo-level of posting
that the previous post wasn't funny.
The Final Solution to the Shitstorm Question:
Post more and funnier stuff. If you think it's someone
elses job to do that, you are a girlyman.
Pfffptb!
geezer
Mind-control rays from black helicopters made
clueles...@my-dejanews.com write:
>In article <367712c2...@enews.newsguy.com>,
> ta...@xtra.co.nz wrote:
>> I'm sorry, but this has simply gone on too long for me. I can't tell
>> which posts are real and which are forged, and most are forged.
>> Sutter's all over the goddamned place and it's no fun trying to
>> eliminated his garbage and the garbage of his followers. This used to
>> be the most entertaining place on Usenet. It isn't any more.
>
>Sigh. And so, the Confederacy of Dunces claims another victim.
>She's right, though.
>(Where's SPUTUM, now that we REALLY need 'em?)
You must invoke the SPUTUM within:
http://www.iol.ie/~mburkley/nfilter/nfilter.html
Works well. Very easy to use. Did somebody say 'Sutter'?
alt.slack drop from:*sutter*
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Meow!
"People love to be told what to do. They love not doing what they've been
told even more. They love it the most when they are made to do it anyway."
::: Thinking about a Tampa Bay Devival in the future - email me!
::: Or go to http://www.cris.com/~pkitty (hell, go there anyways!)
ta...@xtra.co.nz
You will have to deal with
>my roommates, Smith & Wesson.
Funny! - I thought that you had old Jack Daniel's in your mouth most
nights!.
clueles...@my-dejanews.com
> bea...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > Why?
> Archie Leach responded::
> Because cows don't fly.
I am lucky because I have a cow-orker who can verify this information.
My office was going to have a Halloween party this year, and the featured
food was hotdogs. Some joker sent out an email announcing that we would
be having hoofdogs. I figured this word wasn't in spellcheck, so I
endeavored to obtain more information. The chief judge in the office
informed me that, indeed, he was the purchaser of the aforementioned
"hoofdogs". He bought the 'dogs in a warehouse. The seller assured him
these were far superior to ordinary hotdogs, as they contained a great
deal of "hoof and shoe" of the cow. My cow-orker happened to be
listening and bravely told our superior that he must be mistaken.
The judge persisted. He informed us that these are superior 'dogs,
because the "dogs" part has nothing to do with canines. He tried to
convince us it is ranch fed beef, (as in, "get along little dogies"). He
also insisted that the cow feet are REALLY USDA grade A cow feet which are
better know in the industry as "dogs".
My cow-orker politely contradicted him again. Now the judge added that
the food would be extra high quality, because the shoes are from such
companies as Moda Spana, Kenneth Cole, Etienne (not Rouette)Aigner, Gucci,
etc.
At this point, my cow-orker got real pissed off and firmly and
courageously said: Hey, as a result of channeling, I discovered I used to
be a cow in a previous lifetime. Cloven-foot animals cannot be shod. It
is clear that you got snookered by that warehouse guy. If you persist in
this nonsense, I will file a grievance with the EEOC on the basis of
religious, racial, and food orientation discrimination.
So the point is, I know an expert.
I asked my cow-orker and he said that indeed COWS DO FLY! So there.
Well, they don't fly these days. Airtraffic is too busy.
We did not attend the Halloween party. We went to Long John Silvers and
had some Hush Puppies instead.
Speaking of fast food, I have been thinking about that IQ test thing.
That test suggests that the Haw Haw Guy might be a girl.
So if I think s/he is cute, does that make me a gay male homosexual, a
lesbian, or is this a separate sexual preference that requires a
neologism.