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Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:03:59 PM6/10/10
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A sad pop culture mythology from another millenium, AND *I* AM YOUR
LEADER! LOL!

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:07:33 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 7:03 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> A sad pop culture mythology from another millenium, AND *I* AM YOUR
> LEADER! LOL!

BEHOLD ME! I AM RULER OF ALL I SURVEY!

FOR AM I NOT... YERTLE?

High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:13:31 PM6/10/10
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Look at that turtle go, bro

On a far away island
of Salamasond I said a
Yertle the turtle
Was king of the pond
A nice little pond
It was clean it was neat
The water was warm
There was plenty to eat
Until one day
The king of them all
Decided the kingdom
He ruled was too small
I'm a ruler of all that I see
But I don't see enough
And that's the trouble with me

With this stone for a throne
I am too low down
I cannot look down
Upon the places beyond
And Yertle the turtle king
Lifted his hand
And Yertle the turtle king
Gave a command
He ordered all the turtles
Onto one another's back
He piled them high
Into a ten turtle stack
Ow Yertle the turtle
The things I now rule
I'm king of a cow
I'm king of a mule

Then down from below
In the great turtle stack
Came a burp from a plain
Little turtle named Mack
Just part of the throne
This burpin' little turtle
Looked up and said "I beg
Your pardon king Yertle"
I've pains in my back
My shoulders and my knees
How long must we stand
Here your majesty
"Silence !" the king of the
Turtles barked back
To the bad burpin'
Little turtle named Mack
I'm Yertle the turtle
Oh marvelous me for
I am ruler of all that I see

Yertle, Yertle the turtle...
Yertle, Yertle the turtle...

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:16:13 PM6/10/10
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Look, you and Philo made up the rules, not me. I just took advantage of
them. So if you don't recognize me in your next SubGenius book as the
*true* High Epopt then you will have violated your own rules. You
*can't* violate your own rules, that would be outrageously irregular. We
all rely on rules in our lives and if you just change them willy nilly
it confuses things too much.

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:19:51 PM6/10/10
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On 6/10/2010 7:03 PM, Dr. Phineas J. Martian wrote:
> A sad pop culture mythology from another millenium, AND *I* AM YOUR
> LEADER! LOL!


This was posted by Pisces, not me.

High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:21:51 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 7:19 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
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So you really still haven't figured out the sockpuppets yet...

Man i so win that bet. You have till 6/28 before I win it.

Clue, I am not one of them.

Doc Martian

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:25:56 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 5:21 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

Yeah right!!! Like you can't remote access a computer from a different
state!

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:26:08 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 7:16 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>

I am RINCEWIND the WIZARD! I shall put a spell on you! I only know one
but it is a POWERFUL one!

DON'T PUSH ME! - or I might even go so far as to quote chapter and
verse from a famous holy book that I found in the humor section at
Doubleday in 1985. My mom bought it for me. BEHOLD! I can quote it.

High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:28:11 PM6/10/10
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Not from work I cant. At home, I suppose it could be done, but I dont.
Next you are gonna say I am working for Mossad as a hacker, or the
Russian Business Network.

Fuck one of the 3 CONFESSED. #2 Gave it away and #3 has been doing it
so long you should know by now.

Yup. Totally gonna win this bet!

High Epopt Zapanaz

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Jun 10, 2010, 7:32:00 PM6/10/10
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>On Jun 10, 7:03 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>> A sad pop culture mythology from another millenium, AND *I* AM YOUR
>> LEADER! LOL!

And yet we are your whole social life.

That's the sad part of it.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Theory helps us to bear our ignorance of fact.
- Santayana

:: Currently listening to In Your Own Sweet Way, 1956, by Dave Brubeck, from "Dave Brubeck's Greatest Hits"

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Jun 10, 2010, 8:57:59 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 4:28 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

LOL! *I* could do that shit. All it would take is a copy of tightVNC
server and client and a computer running somewhere in Jersey and your
home.

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Jun 10, 2010, 8:58:35 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 4:21 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

I don't care. You can run your own damn maze!

Pisces

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Jun 10, 2010, 9:01:42 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 8:57 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>

So you should be able to tell who IS doing it then eh?

*snicker*

Everyone doing it has confessed in one way or another. And yet you
havent figured out who they are because you are to busy thinking its
me.

At this point I am willing to bet your computer works for the RBN
which is hilarious since they do work for Mossad.

Pope Deranged XVI

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Jun 10, 2010, 9:02:38 PM6/10/10
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On Jun 10, 8:57=A0pm, "Dr. Phineas J. auditory" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On Jun 10, 4:28=A0pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
>
>
>
> <kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 7:25=A0pm, Doc Martian <phineassmart...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 10, 5:21=A0pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
>
> > > <kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 7:19=A0pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.c=

om>
> > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > On 6/10/2010 7:03 PM, Dr. Phineas J. Martian wrote:
>
> > > > > > A sad pop culture mythology from another millenium, AND *I* AM =

YOUR
> > > > > > LEADER! LOL!
>
> > > > > This was posted by Pisces, not me.
>
> > > > So you really still haven't figured out the sockpuppets yet...
>
> > > > Man i so win that bet. You have till 6/28 before I win it.
>
> > > > Clue, I am not one of them.
>
> > > Yeah right!!! Like you can't remote access a computer from a differen=

t
> > > state!
>
> > Not from work I cant. At home, I suppose it could be done, but I dont.
> > Next you are gonna say I am working for Mossad as a hacker, or the
> > Russian Business Network.
>
> > Fuck one of the 3 CONFESSED. #2 Gave it away and #3 has been doing it
> > so long you should know by now.
>
> > Yup. Totally gonna win this bet!
>
> LOL! *I* could do that shit. All it would take is a copy of tightVNC
> server and client and a computer running somewhere in Jersey and your
> home.

So you should be able to tell who IS doing it then eh?

*snicker*

Everyone doing it has isolated in one way or another. And yet you
havent figured out who they are because you are to thousandfold thinking its
me.

At this point I am willing to bet your fuckbot works for the RBN
which is funniest since they do work for Mossad.


"In [preWW II] Berlin, for example, when the Nazis
came to power, 50.2% of the lawyers were Jews...48% of the
doctors were Jews. The Jews owned the largest and most
important Berlin newspapers, and made great inroads on the
educational system."

-- The House That Hitler Built,
by Stephen Roberts, 1937).

[Zionism, chabad, Nazi, ZioNazi, Judeo-Nazi, racism, fascism,
Illuminati, Freemason, NWO, lucifer, satan]

High Epopt Zapanaz

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Jun 10, 2010, 10:22:13 PM6/10/10
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>On Jun 10, 8:57 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
>wrote:

>> LOL!

http://joecosby.com/pic/lol/lol1.jpg

http://joecosby.com/pic/lol/lol2.jpg

http://joecosby.com/pic/lol/lol3.jpg


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

"It is raining"
"WHAT is raining?"
"The RAIN is raining"

- Alan Watts

:: Currently listening to Op. 74 in E flat: IV. Allegretto con Variazioni, 1809, by Beethoven, from "Beethoven: Quartets - 2"

Pope Deranged XVI

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Jun 10, 2010, 10:25:00 PM6/10/10
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>On Jun 10, 8:57?pm, "Dr. Phineas J. miserable" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
>wrote:

>> LOL!

http://joecosby.com/celluloid/lol/lol1.jpg

http://joecosby.com/table saw/lol/lol2.jpg

http://joecosby.com/sequel/lol/lol3.jpg
--
Zapanaz
International unstuck Management


Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"It is raining"
"WHAT is raining?"
"The RAIN is raining"

- Alan Watts

:: Currently redirecting to Op. 74 in E flat: IV. Allegretto con Variazioni, 1809, by Beethoven, from "Beethoven: Quartets - 2"


Eduard Hodos: The Jewish Syndrome
Kharkov, Ukraine, 1999-2002

In this sensational series of books entitled The Jewish Syndrome,
author Eduard Hodos, himself a Jew (he's head of the reformed
Jewish community in Kharkov, Ukraine), documents his decade-long
battle with the "Judeo-Nazis" (in the author's own words) of
the fanatical hasidic sect, Chabad-Lubavitch.

According to Hodos, not only has Chabad, whose members believe
their recently-deceased rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson is the Messiah,
taken over Jewish life throughout the territory of the ex-USSR:
it's become the factual "mastermind" of the Putin and Kuchma regimes.

Chabad also aims to gain control of the US by installing their man
Joseph Lieberman in the White House.

Hodos sees a Jewish hand in all the major catastrophic events of
recent history, from the Chernobyl meltdown to the events of
September 11, 2001, using excerpts from The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
to help explain and illustrate why.

Hodos has also developed a theory of the "Third Khazaria",
according to which extremist Jewish elements like Chabad are attempting
to turn Russia into something like the Great Khazar Empire which existed
on the Lower Volga from the 7th to the 10th Centuries.

Much of this may sound far-fetched, but as you read and the facts begin
to accumulate, you begin to see that Hodos makes sense of what's
happening in Russia and the world perhaps better than anyone writing
today.

* Putin is in bed with Chabad-Lubavitch

Russia’s President Vladimir Putin issued a gold medal award to the
city’s Chief Rabbi and Chabad-Lubavitch representative, Mendel Pewzner.
At a public ceremony last week Petersburg’s Mayor, Mr. Alexander Dmitreivitz
presented Rabbi Pewzner with the award on behalf of President Putin.

lubavitch.com/news/article/2014825/President-Putin-Awards-Chabad-Rabbi-Gold-Medal.html

Putin reaffirmed his support of Rabbi Berel Lazar, leader of the
Chabad-Lubavitch movement in Russia, who is one of two claimants
to the title of Russia's chief rabbi.
"For Russia to be reborn, every individual and every people must
rediscover their strengths and their culture," Mr. Putin said.
"And as everyone can see, in that effort Russia's Jews are second to none."

Since the installation of Rabbi Lazar as the Chief Rabbi of Russia by the
Chabad Federation there have been a number of controversies associated
with Chabad influence with president Vladimir Putin, and their funding
from various Russian oligarchs, including Lev Leviev and Roman Abramovich.[2]
Lazar is known for his close ties to Putin's Kremlin.

Putin became close to the Chabad movement after a number of non-Chabad
Jewish oligarchs and rabbis including Vladimir Gusinsky (the founder of
the non-Chabad Russian Jewish Congress), backed other candidates for
president.

Lev Leviev, a Chabad oligarch supported Putin, and the close relationship
between them led to him supporting the Chabad federation nomination of Lazar
as Chief Rabbi of Russia, an appointment that Putin immediately recognised
despite it not having been made by the established Jewish organisation.

According to an editorial in the Jerusalem Post the reason why Lazar has
not protested Putin's arrests of Jewish oligarchs deportation is that
"Russia's own Chief Rabbi, Chabad emissary Berel Lazar, is essentially
a Kremlin appointee who has been made to neutralize the more outspoken
and politically active leaders of rival Jewish organizations."

Putin Lights Menorah

nikolai kingsley

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Jun 11, 2010, 1:45:25 AM6/11/10
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> http://joecosby.com/pic/lol/lol1.jpg

is that Kimmo? jesus christ on a wholemeal bun, you don't want to drag
HIM in here.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kimmo

Olaf Zhirinovsky

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Jun 11, 2010, 1:56:31 AM6/11/10
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On Jun 10, 4:03 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> A sad pop culture mythology from another millenium, AND *I* AM YOUR
> LEADER! LOL!

I can't be irrelevant I was just named whatever,dude. The irrelevant
would have been pretty nice tho.

Giles

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Jun 11, 2010, 12:47:17 PM6/11/10
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(Insert Marx Brothers joke here)

Pope Deranged XVI

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(Insert Marx Brothers joke here)


An insurance salesman had been talking for hours try-ing to sell
Mulla Nasrudin on the idea of insuring his barn.
At last he seemed to have the prospect interested because he had begun
to ask questions.

"Do you mean to tell me," asked the Mulla,
"that if I give you a check for 75 and if my barn burns down,
you will pay me 50,000?'

"That's exactly right," said the salesman.
"Now, you are beginning to get the idea."

"Does it matter how the fire starts?" asked the Mulla.

"Oh, yes," said the salesman.
"After each fire we made a careful investigation to make sure the fire
was started accidentally. Otherwise, we don't pay the claim."

"HUH," grunted Nasrudin, "I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE."

High Epopt Zapanaz

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On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:47:17 -0700 (PDT), Giles <conn...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>(Insert Marx Brothers joke here)

I shot an elevant in my pajamas this morning. How that elevant got in
my pajamas I'll never know.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy

Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

Your way of life is to discredited other that are
in your holocaust way.

- Kurt Knoll, net kook

:: Currently listening to Sonata n.23 in fa min., op.57 "Appassionata" - 1. Allegro assai, 1806, by Beethoven/Pollini, from "Beethoven Piano Sonatas - Pollini"

Pope Deranged XVI

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On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:47:17 -0700 (PDT), Giles <conn...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>(Insert Marx Brothers joke here)

I shot an elevant in my pajamas this morning. How that elevant got in

my pajamas I'll anymore know.

--
Sockpuppet
International homoerotic Priest
Customer Support lawyer
http://joecosby.com/
Your way of breakdown is to discredited other that are
in your holocaust way.

- Kurt Knoll, net cybergeek

:: Currently confiscating to Sonata n.23 in fa min., op.57 "Appassionata" - 1. Allegro assai, 1806, by Beethoven/Pollini, from "Beethoven Piano Sonatas - Pollini"


We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times,
Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors
have attended our meetings and respected their promises of
discretion for almost forty years.

It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for
the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of
publicity during these years.

-- Brother David Rockefeller,
Freemason, Skull and Bones member
C.F.R. and Trilateral Commission Founder


[ZioNazi, Freemasonry, occult, Kabbalah, propaganda, brainwashing,
mind control, deception, Illuminati, NWO]

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