Winterstar this weekend
Rev. Ivan Stang
delivering a sermon and showing some movies at this indoor neopagan con
at a resort in Dellroy, OH. Pretty expensive to attend but if you're
into all that hippie dippy new agey countercultural stuff, and the
DRUMMING and all, and the long-hair political activism, it's a busy
weekend. People either stay in the hotel or in cabins nearby, and there
are crazy parties in the cabins all night.
This particular Winterstar has a theme of SEX -- weirdo sex, I suppose
-- so there are various trisexual lecturers and performance groups.
YUCHH!! I spend half my life waiting for the mushy stuff to be over
with so they can get to the COOL MONSTERS.
(Speaking of which, that Narnia movie is HARDCORE PORN, monster-wise.)
Anyway I'm gonna show new animated videos I finished last week when I
was supposed to NOT be working on animated videos, and then jabber
whatever cool new Onanisms and napkin-scrawlings I find in the Rants
Parts box. And try to sell the people copies of the DVD of last year's
Winterstar and Starwood sermons. I'm making FOUR extra copies, that's
how confident I am in sales at Winterstar.
http://www.rosencomet.com for Winterstar details
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Modemac
Rants." It has three of Stang's sermons -- one of which is from last
year's WinterStar in 2005. That rant in particular is really good.
The audience is cracking up from beginning to end, and you will to.
Rev. Ivan Stang
THANKS!
He means they're having nervous breakdowns.
That Winterstar last year is my favorite recording of a devival, or a
sermon of mine rather. It's NOT a devival so I'm not preaching to the
saved, but to a mostly-new audience of non-SubGenii. One nice thing
about that is that nobody telegraphs slogan punchlines and hardly
anyone is drunk enough to be trying to yell louder than me. Didn't even
HAVE to yell at all, at that one. (Did anyway.)
It addresses the issue of SubGenius Kooks, and that's always fun for
me. Just the idea of it makes the anonymous jealous chickenshits even
more furiously angry than they are normally.
Ahhhhh, yes. The Harvest.
That Winterstar and Starwood stuff may still be on a.b.m.s. on some
servers, in DivX
The Starwood one isn't as "REAL" as the Winterstar one, but it does
have gorgeous rearscreen projections happening throughout, and now and
then topless young ladies walk by the camera. (TECH NOTE: On the DVD,
those moments are generally where the Chapter Markers are. To keep ME
interested.)
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
> The Starwood one isn't as "REAL" as the Winterstar one, but it does
> have gorgeous rearscreen projections happening throughout, and now and
> then topless young ladies walk by the camera. (TECH NOTE: On the DVD,
> those moments are generally where the Chapter Markers are. To keep ME
> interested.)
s/interested/wanking/
HTH, HAND
Zapanaz
>and you will to
TOO
TOO TOO TOO
You aren't using it's right form.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Rev. Lee Austin
> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>and you will to
>
>
> TOO
>
> TOO TOO TOO
>
> You aren't using it's right form.
http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
Had to...
Rev. Ivan Stang
Not EVERY time. I'd die of dehydration.
Zapanaz
Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
substitute "Fred is underpants"
Tell angry flower thanks for clearing that up.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
the AMAZING thing is that every hour you spend drinking coffee
you make back in the hours that you do not need to sleep.
Rev. Lee Austin
> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>and you will to
>>>
>>>
>>> TOO
>>>
>>> TOO TOO TOO
>>>
>>> You aren't using it's right form.
>>
>>
>>http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
>>
>>Had to...
>
> Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
> substitute "Fred is underpants"
>
Wasn't this shit in a thread last week? If not, we can keep going.
Work should be slow today and I'm gonna get bored.
Fwap
<ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:29:14 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
>> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>and you will to
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> TOO
>>>>
>>>> TOO TOO TOO
>>>>
>>>> You aren't using it's right form.
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
>>>
>>>Had to...
>>
>> Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
>> substitute "Fred is underpants"
>>
>
>Wasn't this shit in a thread last week? If not, we can keep going.
>
>Work should be slow today and I'm gonna get bored.
The example is fallacious. Cat hurt is usually due to feet.
...
Giles
> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >and you will to
>
>
> TOO
>
> TOO TOO TOO
>
> You aren't using it's right form.
>
Well Toot Toot Tootsie goodbye,
Toot Toot Tootsie don't cry
That choo choo train that takes me,
Away from you no one can tell how sad it makes me
Kiss me Tootsie and then, do it over again
Watch for the mail, I never fail
If you don't get a letter then you'll know I'm in jail
Toot Toot Tootsie don't cry,
Toot Toot Tootsie goodbye
Well now Toot Toot Tootsie goodbye,
Toot Toot Tootsie don't cry
That choo choo train that takes me,
Away from you no one can tell how sad it makes me
Kiss me Tootsie and then, do it over again
Watch for the mail, I never fail
If you don't get a letter then you'll know I'm in jail
Toot Toot Tootsie don't cry,
Toot Toot Tootsie goodbye
(E.Erdman / G.Kahn / R.A.King / T.Fiorito)
Rev. Ivan Stang
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >>
> >> You aren't using it's right form.
> >
> >
> >http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
> >
> >Had to...
>
> Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
> substitute "Fred is underpants"
>
> Tell angry flower thanks for clearing that up.
>
Joe, to be consistent you should be doing like this:
"That's hi's problem."
"That purse is her's."
Zapanaz
<ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:29:14 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
>> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>and you will to
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> TOO
>>>>
>>>> TOO TOO TOO
>>>>
>>>> You aren't using it's right form.
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
>>>
>>>Had to...
>>
>> Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
>> substitute "Fred is underpants"
>>
>
>Wasn't this shit in a thread last week? If not, we can keep going.
>
>Work should be slow today and I'm gonna get bored.
I figured if I was going to go off about "to/too" I might as well
throw that one in there to. Its to easy.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Let the little children come unto me"
That sick fuck.
Zapanaz
wrote:
Yeah you're right, I'm not being consistent when you look at it. But
then the other paradigm isn't really consistent either, saying it
should never be used where there isn't a contraction obviously isn't
right, angry flower or not.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I like to make people either think, throw up, or both
- Joe Cosby
Giles
> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:42:57 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:29:14 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
> >> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>and you will to
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> TOO
> >>>>
> >>>> TOO TOO TOO
> >>>>
> >>>> You aren't using it's right form.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
> >>>
> >>>Had to...
> >>
> >> Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
> >> substitute "Fred is underpants"
> >>
> >
> >Wasn't this shit in a thread last week? If not, we can keep going.
> >
> >Work should be slow today and I'm gonna get bored.
>
> I figured if I was going to go off about "to/too" I might as well
> throw that one in there to. Its to easy.
>
'Tis so!
'Tain't neither!
Zapanaz
<ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
these are pretty good, I think I saw Angry Flower years ago but forgot
about him
http://www.angryflower.com/crisis1.gif
That one reminds me of Usenet somehow
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
~ Stanislaus Lec
Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
><ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>> On 21 Feb 2006 07:11:08 -0800, "Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>and you will to
>>>
>>>
>>> TOO
>>>
>>> TOO TOO TOO
>>>
>>> You aren't using it's right form.
>>
>>
>>http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
>>
>>Had to...
>
>these are pretty good, I think I saw Angry Flower years ago but forgot
>about him
>
>http://www.angryflower.com/crisis1.gif
>
>That one reminds me of Usenet somehow
this one does too
http://www.angryflower.com/baf4.gif
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine
that there is an absolutely powerful,
infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity
that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life."
~ Andrew Lias
Michael Alcandor
and summerstar, and starwood - anything to work in those satanic
pentagrams! oh that's so sexy! fat old hairy satanists having sex in
ohio where you can't rinse the soap off with the slimy weird water,
something i've never seen anywhere else on earth except ohio where they
cuyahoga river caught on fire because it was so polluted.
stang, you pathetic satanist piece of fucking crap: why don't you just
come on out and SCREAM it: you are a satanist, and the subgenius thing
is a way for you lure in disaffected young people, and use sexual
trauma (otherwise known as "rape") to sexually humiliate and traumatize
confused young women less than half your age? You're a psycho satanist
asshole, just like your asshole satanist freemason scum-buddies at
burning man. why don't you just fucking admit it?
And you know what? while i'm talking to you, bitch: fuck the aclu. why
does a piece of shit like you and that whore rachel go running to aclu
when your bullshit backfirers in your face? Fuck you. fuck the aclu.
if i see a fucking marvin from the aclu in my face interfering with my
family, that piece of shit is going to get a bullet in its fucking
face, same with the jewish satanists at the "southern poverty law
center", whaqt a fucking joke.
Rev. Ivan Stang
Michael Alcandor wrote:
>
> stang, you pathetic satanist piece of fucking crap: why don't you just
> come on out and SCREAM it: you are a satanist, and the subgenius thing
> is a way for you lure in disaffected young people, and use sexual
> trauma (otherwise known as "rape") to sexually humiliate and traumatize
> confused young women less than half your age? You're a psycho satanist
> asshole, just like your asshole satanist freemason scum-buddies at
> burning man. why don't you just fucking admit it?
Well DUH! What do you mean, "admit" it? Those activities are precisely
what I'm paid so well for. It's spelled out in plain English on Page
One of SubGenius Pamphlet # One, SubSITE's home page, the Winterstar
program, The Boy Satanist's Handbook, and "BOB's" TALL TALES FOR
PRESCHOOLERS, not to mention my contract with Old Split-Foot.
Zapanaz
>
>>
>> stang, you pathetic satanist piece of fucking crap: why don't you just
>> come on out and SCREAM it: you are a satanist, and the subgenius thing
>> is a way for you lure in disaffected young people, and use sexual
>> trauma (otherwise known as "rape") to sexually humiliate and traumatize
>> confused young women less than half your age? You're a psycho satanist
>> asshole, just like your asshole satanist freemason scum-buddies at
>> burning man. why don't you just fucking admit it?
Jesus Christ Mikey, you have officially set the record for longest
time involved with the COS and still being completely incapable of
GETTING IT.
Mikey, have you noticed yet that "Bob" Dobbs, the figure of worship of
the COS, is a PICTURE CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Frankly, nothing you can say will make the slightest difference in my
viewpoint, because I know what a deceptive person you are
- Blue Rajah
Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>>Michael Alcandor wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> stang, you pathetic satanist piece of fucking crap: why don't you just
>>> come on out and SCREAM it: you are a satanist, and the subgenius thing
>>> is a way for you lure in disaffected young people, and use sexual
>>> trauma (otherwise known as "rape") to sexually humiliate and traumatize
>>> confused young women less than half your age? You're a psycho satanist
>>> asshole, just like your asshole satanist freemason scum-buddies at
>>> burning man. why don't you just fucking admit it?
>
>Jesus Christ Mikey, you have officially set the record for longest
>time involved with the COS and still being completely incapable of
>GETTING IT.
>
>
>
>Mikey, have you noticed yet that "Bob" Dobbs, the figure of worship of
>the COS, is a PICTURE CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK?
Don't get me wrong though, it's a really impressive display of utter
dumbshit.
It reminds me of Kafka's story of Hunger Artists, performance artists
whose entire performance consists of starving. You're a Dumbass
Artist.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Well if I woke up with my hair soaked with
blood and bits of moist stuff that would really put a damper on the
day.
Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>On 21 Feb 2006 14:31:56 -0800, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:21:21 -0800, "Rev. Lee Austin"
>>> <ini...@PRAdomesticide.netBOB> wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:17:45 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> You aren't using it's right form.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif
>>> >
>>> >Had to...
>>>
>>> Oh I see, so "Fred's underpants" isn't right, because I couldn't
>>> substitute "Fred is underpants"
>>>
>>> Tell angry flower thanks for clearing that up.
>>>
>>
>>Joe, to be consistent you should be doing like this:
>>
>>"That's hi's problem."
>>
>>"That purse is her's."
>
>Yeah you're right, I'm not being consistent when you look at it. But
>then the other paradigm isn't really consistent either, saying it
>should never be used where there isn't a contraction obviously isn't
>right, angry flower or not.
It's so important that Subgenius theology resolve these critical,
earth-shaking metaphysical issues.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
It's like this:
- Magnitude of a uranium-fission nuclear weapon
- Size of Tom Cruise's ego
- Hydrogen-fusion nuclear weapon
- Size of the watermelon that you could shove up Madonna's ass
without her noticing
- "Bob"
Is that so difficult? Is it?
Rev. Ivan Stang
Zapanaz wrote:
> >Michael Alcandor wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> stang, you pathetic satanist piece of fucking crap: why don't you just
> >> come on out and SCREAM it: you are a satanist, and the subgenius thing
> >> is a way for you lure in disaffected young people, and use sexual
> >> trauma (otherwise known as "rape") to sexually humiliate and traumatize
> >> confused young women less than half your age? You're a psycho satanist
> >> asshole, just like your asshole satanist freemason scum-buddies at
> >> burning man. why don't you just fucking admit it?
>
> Jesus Christ Mikey, you have officially set the record for longest
> time involved with the COS and still being completely incapable of
> GETTING IT.
>
>
>
> Mikey, have you noticed yet that "Bob" Dobbs, the figure of worship of
> the COS, is a PICTURE CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK?
>
Yellow Pages. The best-known portrait of "Bob" comes from the Yellow
Pages. Secondary Dobbsheads have been found in magazine ads and he
occasionally did walk-ons in low budget monster and crime movies. He
was never featured in any comic books that I know of until after the
main Dobbshead had been around for awhile, and those comic book
drawings are mostly taken from the Yellow Pages Head.
SCHOLAR'S NOTE: There are TWIN Original Dobbsheads. Dr. Drummond's
vault houses the one that has NEVER BEEN COPIED, the so-called "VIRGIN
DOBBSHEAD." In my (off-site) vault is the Grandfather of All
Dobbsheads, the one we pulled from the Yellow Pages Salesman's Clip Art
Book that all other known Dobbsheads are descended from.
Some have posited that these two Dobbsheads, the Whore and the Virgin,
are in fact the prophesied Twins with The Scissors of Sight.
Zapanaz
wrote:
>
>Zapanaz wrote:
>> Mikey, have you noticed yet that "Bob" Dobbs, the figure of worship of
>> the COS, is a PICTURE CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK?
>>
>
>Yellow Pages.
but ... but that changes everything.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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"Actually, I ~ ;this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it.
When I'm talking about ~ ;when I'm talking about myself, and when
he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
- George W Bush, Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>On 21 Feb 2006 20:01:52 -0800, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>> Mikey, have you noticed yet that "Bob" Dobbs, the figure of worship of
>>> the COS, is a PICTURE CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK?
>>>
>>
>>Yellow Pages.
>
>
>but ... but that changes everything.
I'm having a serious crisis of faithlessness here. If it comes from
the YELLOW PAGES, then it might MEAN SOMETHING. How can I have
anti-faith in something that might be REAL?
My soul is rocked and turmoiled and the long dark night is upon me. I
may need to make popcorn for this.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
trying to outsmart nenslo is like trying to seduce a man who
had his penis burned off in a horrible accident.
Rev. Ivan Stang
> On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:17:16 -0800, Zapanaz
> <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
> >On 21 Feb 2006 20:01:52 -0800, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> >>> Mikey, have you noticed yet that "Bob" Dobbs, the figure of worship of
> >>> the COS, is a PICTURE CUT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Yellow Pages.
> >
> >
> >but ... but that changes everything.
>
> I'm having a serious crisis of faithlessness here. If it comes from
> the YELLOW PAGES, then it might MEAN SOMETHING. How can I have
> anti-faith in something that might be REAL?
>
> My soul is rocked and turmoiled and the long dark night is upon me. I
> may need to make popcorn for this.
Calm down man! We only FOUND it in an antique Yellow Pages Clip Art
book. The portrait itself was probably made for an ad for a tobacconist
or something.
We once got a letter from a man claiming to have done that portrait of
"Bob" while working at an ad agency in the 1950s. The letter had just
the sort of wino pstench to it that made us suspect that it might be
for-real. We would have WORSHIPPED that artist -- BUT THERE WAS NO
RETURN ADDRESS and he FORGOT TO SIGN HIS NAME! (More signs pointing to
its legitimacy!)
Rev. Ivan Stang
Dobbsbless your Sex God heart, Modemac. Three people bought that damn
DVD today.
Rev. Ivan Stang
Ivan Stang <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
One of the credit card numbers was a LIE, though, it turned out. Trying
to CHEAT "BOB'S" CALLED MINISTERS! That's almost like trying to cheat
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs himself! Talk about tempting fate.