ATTN: Sterno (does he even read alt.slack anymore?) If so, here's another one for you to fuck with.
MissB...@aol.com
emails before and I was terribly excited to have been chosen to help
this poor woman in the capacity of her overseas partner, so that she
can transfer millions of dollars to me.
...she seems humble enough.
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From Miss Sussana Boga.
Abidjan. Cote D'Ivoire,
Email:(bogas...@yahoo.com)
Hello dear,
With profound respect and humble submission,and I beg to state the
following few
lines for your kind consideration, I hope you will spare some of your
valuable
minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. I must
confess that
it is with great hopes, joy and enthusiasm that I write you this mail
which I
know and believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good
condition of
health. My name is Miss Sussana Boga, I am the only Daughter of my
late parents
Mr.and Mrs Boga Doudou My father was a highly reputable business
magnet who
operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.
It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one
of his
business trips abroad on the 20th May 2007. Though his sudden death
was linked
or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine who
travelled
with him at that time. But who knows the truth! My mother died when I
was just
6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special.
Before the death of my father on May 2007, he called me and informed
me that he
has the sum of Nine Million, Five Hundred thousand United State
Dollars.(USD$9,500,000.00) he deposited in a fix bond account in a
private Bank
here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.. He told me that he deposited the money
in my
name, and also gave me all the necessary legal documents regarding to
this
deposit with the Bank
I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't
know what
to do. Now I want an honest partner overseas who I can transfer this
money with
his assistance and after the transaction I will come and reside
permanently in
your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to
return back
home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set
backs as a
result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of
my father
actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund
under your
care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your
suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask
these few
questions:
1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for
you after
the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet
you ?
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible in my
private email
Email:(bogas...@yahoo.com). Immedaitely I confirm your willingness,
I will
send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in
this matter.
Kind Regards,
Miss Sussana Boga.
--
Miss Binky
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> I thought this was cute. I have never actually gotten one of these
> emails before and I was terribly excited to have been chosen to help
> this poor woman in the capacity of her overseas partner, so that she
> can transfer millions of dollars to me.
>
> ...she seems humble enough.
> From Miss Sussana Boga.
> Abidjan. Cote D'Ivoire,
> I will
> send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in
> this matter.
> Kind Regards,
> Miss Sussana Boga.
>
> --
> Miss Binky
Mr. and Mrs. Boga Doudou???
We need a Rev. Boga Doudou in this church. Send her an ordainment
package.
MissB...@aol.com
heehee! I just noticed that her late father was a Business "magnet".
I wonder if that ever caused any problems for him while driving a car.
--
Miss Binky
nu-monet v10.0
I suspect that Reverend Sterno is no longer among
the living.
Not that he is dead or anything. Just that he hangs
out with them.
Reanimation and all. Keeping their tortured spirits
from eternal rest. Not for anything too dramatic,
but it's hard to find good help these days, what with
all the illegals going home and shit.
--
2008 is the SubGenius YEAR OF THE ZOOB!
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is
too old to fight, he'll just kill you"
-- John Steinbeck
just john
> emails before
Most. Unbelievable. Thing. I've. Read. On. Alt. Dot. Slack. EVER.!
Rev. Ivan Stang
> MissBin...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > I thought this was cute.
>
> I suspect that Reverend Sterno is no longer among
> the living.
>
> Not that he is dead or anything. Just that he hangs
> out with them.
>
> Reanimation and all. Keeping their tortured spirits
> from eternal rest. Not for anything too dramatic,
> but it's hard to find good help these days, what with
> all the illegals going home and shit.
>
Last time I talked to Sterno he was in about 3 bands, doing a radio
show and also there was something about a "job" (??!?) which keeps him
on the road as a writer/photographer of -- get this -- "nonfiction."
The Old Timey Doktors (the ones that don't live in the San Francisco
area, which is now about half of them) get together every year or so
in ways that don't involve electronics, if you can imagine such a
thing. We play shuffleboard and Bingo.
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> - Show quoted text -
PLayed hell with his VHS Collection I bet!
Radix Lecti Artemia Salina
> Last time I talked to Sterno he was in about 3 bands, doing a radio
> show and also there was something about a "job" (??!?) which keeps him
> on the road as a writer/photographer of -- get this -- "nonfiction."
Given his writing style here on alt.slack in the past, this presented such
a funny image that I coughed quite painfully on a drag of a cigarette and
yet continued to laugh until my eyes watered.
If we're ever invaded by penis-shaped aliens from another dimension whose
mission is to butt fuck all of humanity in the mouth a million thousand
times, then I'm sure Sterno will get the scoop. As if by magic.
--
Field Admiral Black Belt Surgeon Reverend Trail Boss Artemia Salina
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemia_Salina