ASK Dr. HAL! Has a Post Thanksgiving Pre-Birthday Party!
Rev. Ivan Stang
Chicken John
presents
====== THE GENUINE & ORIGINAL =========
ASK Dr. HAL ! SHOW <WHAT THIS IS CALLED
NOW PLAYING AT THE LEGENDARY
Chez Poulet Gallery-Cabaret
3359 Army (Cesar Chavez St.) <WHERE IT IS; HOW TO GET THERE
San Francisco, California
[Where Mission St. Joins Cesar Chavez]
And take note:
WE'RE NOW ON FRIDAYS !
FRIDAY, November 27th! <DATE OF THE EVENT
THE DAY IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THANKSGIVING;
THE DAY IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING Dr. HAL 'S BIRTHDAY
---SPECIAL "THANKS BIRTH GIVINGDAY " SHOW---
GAGS! GOOFS! PRIZES! SURPRISE GUESTS! CRANKS! QUIPS!
PERFORMANCE COMMENCING AT
NINE P.M. SHARP! <TIME OF THE
EVENT
===DOORS OPEN FOR THE SHOW AT 8:30 PM===
THE PRE-SHOW begins about Eight-Thirty. We will be starting as close
to Nine PM
as we can. Despite a long history of lagging audiences, we'll try not
to hold the
curtain as we have in the past--
WE CLOSE, ideally, before Midnight, to give our East Bay friends the
chance to
make it in time to catch the last train from the 24th St. BART
Station, a few short
blocks North of the CHEZ POULET GALLERY-CABARET [Last East Bay train
departs
about 12:16 AM] in S.F.'s colorful Mission District!
Yes! You read it right! The original, unabridged & authentic Ask
Dr. <WHY BOTHER GOING THERE
Hal ! Show (beware of derivative question-and-answer shows) is
back in action-- with Chicken John & all your favorite, frantic A DH
crew! With Robert Levy at the door! KrOB at the controls! Pete
Goldie's Science Scoops! David "Yo-Yo King" Capurro body-surfs
the Internet! Dr. Hal answers your queries! They're all back-- doing
the show once more! Everybody-- even-- Woo-hoo! --Frank Chu!
It's just as if we never left! But beware-- the final curtain might
fall
while you aren't paying attention-- and you'd miss it all!
Admission -- $ 10.00 (TEN AMERICAN
DOLLARS) <ADMISSION PRICE
[Our usual (reasonable) Admission Price.]
The Dr. Hal Report
Vol. XII
No. 7
" Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
- Jean
Paul Richter
"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are
always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit
enough to turn them down."
- T.S.
Eliot
"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people
are no good at everything."
- Moe ,
from The Simpsons
C O N T E N T S :
KARTOON : NICOTINE FIEND GOOFY'S EFFORTS TO QUIT, IN NO SMOKING (1951)
+
THEN IN "SKINS VS. SHIRTS," KrOB'S VOLATILE VISION OF SKELETONS
BATTLING
THESSALIAN WARRORS-- TO THE DEATH, WE'LL PUT YOU IN JUST THE RITE MOOD
FOR THE HOLIDAZE + INTERVIEW 4 U + WEB SITE IN FLIGHT + DAVID CAPURRO
ES
YO-YO PURO + PETE GOLDIE'S INFO FROM DEEP SPACE WILL PLASTER A SMILE
ACROSS YOUR FACE + NEWS: CHICKEN JOHN, GAVIN NEWSOM STILL TANGLE
[METAPHORICALLY] IN NEWSPRINT SLUGFEST + NEWS: DR. HAL ART SHOW STILL
UP & RUNNING, VISIT SAME THIS WEEK @ MERCURY CAFE + LETTERS: QUANTUM
MECHANICAL BREAKDOWN + SOCIAL NOTES: OUR FAIR-WEATHER FRIENDS DESERT
SHOW IN DROVES, YOU TUBE WON'T TAKE UP PUZZO'S VIDS, KIDS, BUT YOU CAN
STILL WATCH PUZ-EV YOU TUBE KLIPS OF ADH ONLINE--GO TO PUZ EV TV, SEE?
A NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER!
--AND WE START... WITH A KLASSIC KARTOON !
Just before every performance begins, we screen a great animated
cartoon-- each, one
of the best seven-minute theatrical shorts ever committed to film. The
previous week we
brought you, as promised, the outstanding Warner Bros. short, Book
Revue (1945). But now
we go to Disney for holiday inspiration, when the hovering question of
Will Power versus
Self-indulgence looms the largest. In that spirit, KrOB offers No
Smoking (1951) in which
Goofy first attempts to reject, but then fully embraces the tobacco
habit. That's why lame-o
censors, the people who know what's good for you better than you do,
have decreed that
this little cartoon be never, ever shown. But of course at Ask Dr.
Hal! we are, as always,
taking pains to give you the whole thing, complete and uncut. So join
us this Friday night,
won't you? --in time to catch up with yet another treasure of your
Nation's once flourishing
but now (that the Conspiracy has dumbed it all down) mostly vanished
popular culture.
Remember, our show will start right up at the very moment the cartoon
ends. So be on time!
" A Disney cartoon from the 50's that would have today's censors going
nuts."
--DevilDucky
Also with...
NEW KLASSIC KrOB MONSTER EDIT:
Clash of Combat-- with Dry Bones!
As every schoolboy knows, Prince Phrixus of Boiotia, son of Athamas,
and his twin sister Helle
were both cordially hated by their cruel stepmother, Ino (Their mother
had been Nephele, a minor
goddess of the clouds, but someone Ino always felt herself being
unfairly measured against). So she
arranged an honor for the two-- to be sacrificed to the Harvest Gods.
(It may have been a very great
honor, but the kids were actually dubious about this.) Fortunately,
Nephele sent them a miraculous
flying ram, on whose fleecy back they got away, just in time. Starting
either from Halos in Thessaly
or, according to some, Orchomenus in Boeotia, they cruised at a low-
flying altitude over the strait of
the Dardanelles until, when they hit an air pocket, Helle slipped off
and fell all the way into the sea
and was killed. They call that body of water the Hellespont, in
Helle's honor-- or, the Sea of Helle.
At least there's the honor. Phrixus eventually landed in Colchis,
where he was adopted by kindly King
Aetes. The ram, as a reward for saving the Prince's life, was
sacrificed to Jove-- a great honor, to
be sure-- and the golden fleece of this deceased magical beast was
hung up in the Holy Grove of
Ares, guarded by a reptilian monster, a many-eyed, multi-headed
dragon. So, to make a long story
short, Jason and his Argonauts appeared. With Princess Medea's help
Jason managed to kill the
guardian monster. And then, as they were trying to leave, Aetes, to
stop them, sowed the dragon's
teeth (a Hydra in the movie) --from them, up sprung the legions slain
of the monster, a skeleton army.
So watch as KrOB marshals a skeletonous skirmish, animated by the
divine Ray Harryhausen, our
Master Puppeteer. Cheers! Oh, what happened to the fleece, you ask?
Why, Zeus placed it amid the
stars, a thoughtful gesture. The constellation of Ares is principally
formed of the stars Hamai,
Sheratan and Mesarthim, the latter one of the very first binary stars
ever to be discovered, in 1664.
The Cloven Foot of the Ram. Just ask Pete Goldie. Hamai is a magnitude
2.2 star. Ares, or Aries
may be found somewhat below Triangulum. By the way, you might want to
know that Hamai, 72
light-years distant, is heading straight for us-- rapidly approaching
at 9 miles per second.
Read the latest hard-hitting interview with Dr. Hal on Laughing
Squid's Blog:
http://laughingsquid.com/a-conversation-with-hal-robins/
NO BAR-- BUT YOU CAN DRINK! (JUST BRING YOUR OWN)
Not counting the inevitable Fernet Branca shots for the (un)lucky.
With Venom Mango Energy Drinks given away-- on the house!!
WEB SITE? RIGHT!
Visit <http://www.askdrhal.com/>www.askdrhal.com for more information
than you need.
SPOTLIGHT ON DAVID CAPURRO FOR NOV.27th ADH--
KING OF THE YO-YO VARIETY ARTISTES
This week on A DH we can expect the multi-talented David Capurro once
again to
ride herd on the accompanying images which constantly stream under his
assured
direction to accompany and illustrate the conversational vagaries and
Mercurial
meanderings of Dr. Hal, Pete Goldie and the guests of Ask Dr. Hal! But
there are some
who though used to "Cappy's" magisterial, incense-shrouded presence on
our stage, are
unaware that he's also a master manipulator extraordinaire of that
curious artifact, the
Yo-Yo. In fact, he's one of the brightest lights in the Yo-Yo world,
and, a veteran of
countless shows, has appeared on both Cable and Network TV. He is the
head and
founder of the foremost contemporary society of Yo-Yo gentleman
adventurers, the
Spin Doctors' Yo-Yo Club, headquartered in scenic Alameda, CA, and is
a former
member of crimefighting Team Yoyojam. No amateur, he has been a player
in the Yo-Yo
industry, with a professional résumé from BC/Tom Kuhn Yo-Yos. In 2007
at the US
National Yo-Yo Contest, David received the prestigious National
Achievement Award.
For those unfamiliar with the honor, the National Achievement Award is
bestowed on
"a person whose effort successfully improves the sport, and positively
influences the
industry." We couldn't list all the venues David's Yo-Yo'd for-- there
wouldn't be room,
even here. But some of them include the Fillmore, the Great American
Music Hall, Slim's,
Jimmy Kimmel Live, Paul Nathan's Dark Kabaret, Sioux City Art Splash
Festival 2000,
The Odeon, Chris Karney's Visceral Variety Show, the Discovery
Channel, Bravo, the
(U.S.) National Yo-Yo Contest, the Bay Area Classic Yo-Yo Contest, the
California State
Yo-Yo Championships, the West Coast Regional Yo-Yo Championships,
First Night Santa
Cruz, Chicken John's You Asked For It!, the Steel Reserve Brewing
Company, the
Exotic/Erotic Ball and on and on. Modest Mr. Capurro could brag, but
doesn't, about his
extraordinary list of awards and citations-- here're just a few, to
give the idea: in the 1998
Bay Area Classic, Dave took 1st Place in the Advanced Division, scored
1st place in
1-Handed Compulsories and Freestyle Divisions during the 1999
Southeast Regionals, also
scoring in the 1999 Marin County Yo-Yo Classic in the Freestyle
Division. Again in 1999, at
the East Bay Super Spin-Out, David took the 1st Place Award in the 1-
Handed Freestyle
Division, and he won 1st Place as well in the Expert Division of the
Northern California
Championships. 2001 saw him achieve victory in the California State
Championships,
winning 1st Place in the Ladder Division for his age group. More
recently, in the 2004 Bay
Area Classic, he became the overall high scorer among all Age
Divisions for his victories
in the Sport Ladder Division. Every now and then, he's been known to
break out his Yo-Yos
and give Ask Dr. Hal! audiences an impromptu thrill. He should also
get some kind of
award for the Most Free Fernet Shots Finagled out of Chicken John...
PETE GOLDIE CUTS TO THE CHASE-- IN SPACE!
"Why the !!?@#$%?!!," Chicken John recently expostulated, "do we have
to let !!?@#$%?!!
Pete Goldie go on and on about the !!?@#$%?!! "Chandra Levy Orbiting
Oscilloscope" or
whatever the !!?@#$%?!! it is?" But in fact, old contentious Chicken
was just blowing off steam--
he really knows the score. In what some consider the best part of our
show, ADH Science
expert Pete Goldie leads attendees through the endless reaches of the
Universe in his
continuing segment & educational project, " (The) Waste(s) of Space."
Pete will be on hand
this week too, to present more of the newest discoveries made in the
eternal realms of the
unfathomable void.
NEWS - SF CHRONICLE RATES CHICKEN JOHN "BEST
OPPONENT" TO MAYOR GAVIN NEWSOM
ANTI- NEWSOM EDITORIAL RIFFS ON CHICKEN'S MAYORAL BID
"What's with this snubbing the press?" rhetorically asks a sneering
column by San Francisco
hometown newsrag The Chronicle, with a byline by one C.W. Nevius. In a
rant about how the
Mayor seems to be hiding after dropping out of consideration for the
gubernatorial race, his
downfall is intimated a few lines later as "Nevius" cites, "...it
wasn't so long ago that he was
such an imposing candidate that the best opponent his enemies could
find was Chicken John."
We at the Dr. Hal Report regret the affront to the standards of
journalism exhibited by the
Chronicle in this none-too-subtle suggestion that beloved Ringmonster
Chicken John's late
mayoral candidacy was in essence sponsored-- and, it follows, financed
--by Mr. Gavin
Newsom's clandestine "enemies." To this allegation we at Chicken John
Productions can only
reply in bewilderment, where then is the emolument from the Newsom-
hating cabal? Lately
money seems to be flowing the other way, from instead of to embattled
Chicken as he
continues the struggle against the encircling, constricting tentacled
grip of bureaucracy. In a
few words, "Show us the money!"
For the full text of this editorial, go to
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article/article?f=/c/a/2009/11/19/BA4D1AMH90.DTL
NEWS - ONGOING SHOWS
"THE PRODUCTIONS OF TIME" --Dr. HAL'S CURRENT ART SHOW!
For everyone who missed Dr. Hal's last art show, some of the images
shown there are now featured again,
together with new and previously unshown works. It's all happening at
the Mercury Café, 201 Octavia Street
(at Page). The opening party featured entertainment by Dr. Hal and
KrOB. Keep watching this space for our
announcement of the closing party, which, when it happens, in addition
to another appearance by the
demented duo, will present a live performance by Dr. Hal ably assisted
by KrOB's visual and auditory magic!
It will also be an opportunity for those who are interested to
purchase a limited number of Dr. Hal's books, The
Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks (which is becoming quite a
rarity-- Random House is now out of
them), Dinosaur Alphabet and Alien Apocalypse 2006, including
autographed and dedicated copies.
This may be the last best chance to get some of these. Art Prints of
many of the pictures can be ordered from
Studio Reflex of San Francisco-- pick up a form at the show. The
Mercury, serving organic and fair trade
coffees as well as locally produced foods, can be reached at (415)
252-7855.
LETTERS
Reuben Pickering of this City writes,
"The Quantum Mechanics vs. Relativity bit. Thought the answer fudged
in a way I didn't like. I was hoping
to get you to pick one or the other theory as wrong, then make some
shit up, instead of essentially blowing
the whole thing off. Anyway, the grounds for your answer were
demonstrably wrong, as even at a small scale
where no curvature is locally detectable, a curved spacetime puts
constraints on the math that pretty well
fuck [Quantum Mechanics}.
"However, I had a second thought. What if one were to claim that
spacetime is both flat and curved at one
and the same time? Then your answer could work. Logically impossible?
Maybe. Yet we already have evidence
demonstrating the seemingly logically impossible notion that subatomic
objects possess the characteristic of
wave-particle duality.
"One other thing. String theory. You will never see a question from me
about that. In string theory, we see perhaps
the finest minds of my generation having somehow been conned into
engaging, in the 21st century, [the]
mathematical equivalent of a grand old Medieval pastime. To wit,
debating how many angels could dance on
the head of a pin.
"String theory makes too many claims which simply are not either
directly or indirectly testable to be anything
other than bulls___... er, metaphysics."
Dear Reuben,
We're sorry, as always, when one of our answers fails to give complete
satisfaction. But we did advance the
simultaneity of flat and curved spacetime as a possible answer, one to
which you now, at length and after
consideration, seem to be giving more credence. Keep in mind that
during the show we have to think on our
feet, coming up with answers at once and on the spot. This being said,
the shibboleth of String Theory was
introduced not by us, but by prayer-and-golfing-partner "Chicken"
John. We too are uncomfortable with this
topic and avoid it when we can, feeling that today's science, for a
variety of reasons, often finds itself politically
or factionally bound to support not-yet-justified hypotheses as
proven-- just look at the parlous state vertebrate
paleontology is in, for example. Finally, the canard that the Medieval
Schoolmen debated on how many angels
could dance on the head of a pin is inauthentic, not originating with
them, but advanced as a parody by a known
wiseacre, one François-Marie Arouet, a.k.a. Voltaire.
Thanks for your interest in Ask Dr. Hal! --and we'll do our best to
entertain you more the next time!
SOCIAL NOTES
Ask Dr. Hal! fell victim to rainy weather last Friday, and there were
all too few of the faces we long to see
each wk., even some who had pledged to be there, & our tears of sorrow
flowed from our eyes, mingling with
the precipitation on our Cherubic cheeks... But, when all is said,
cold & rain are well-known discouragers of
entertainment-- & besides, The Show Must Go On, dig? So, on it went,
and it was crackerjack, according to
the review from the Faithful Few... Persistent Paul Pot, f'rexample...
We appreciate that you all could have
been at the simultaneously occurring Toshio Hirano concert at the
Mercury, still home for now, by th' bye,
of Dr. Hal's ongoing Art Show, The Productions of Time. Why not take a
look-see? Anyhoo, good-looking
Gina Andrews came, not in vain, despite the rain... Determined Dekoo
submitted many a contrary query... Pert
Paula Eckels hasn't made up her mind whether or not last
wks.xtravaganza exemplified faux futility or dusty,
doddering Dr. Hal's sad senility... Guess the old, grizzled geezer
didn't pleaser... We did welcome escape-artist
& comedian Chris Karney, our old fellow-traveler, & there's no
blarney... But creative Chris also escaped the show,
leaving us early after getting squirrelly... This week we'll be
folding an acknowledgement of hoary headliner
decrepit Dr. Hal's 59th birthday (November 28th, Saturday) --or was
that his 95th? --into our tribute to the Season's
just-celebrated Holiday, Thanksgiving Week-Out (November 26th,
Thursday) & hope to do better luring our quirky
quondam patrons, all fully stuffed to repletion with the savory flesh
of the mutant descendants of Melleagris
gallopavo, to waddle in for what'll be the climactic Ask Dr. Hal! Show
of the Year, we hear. Yes, declining Dr.
Hal will shortly be 59, and is accepting condolences at this
time...This time of year is short on cheer... But we'll
bounce back like a new bambino, we prophesy-- don't worry --when these
dark daze are past, with plenty of
Slack... Patient photog Puzzling Evidence needs some-- he was again
shooting us more for those You Tube
entries of his on PuzEv TV, rite thru th'nite, to appear beneath this
site... but You Tube's been balky about
accepting 'em of late, according to perplex'd Puzzo... We'll all just
have to be patient while th' Tubesters
re-configure @ Y.T. HQ... Meanwhile, have you yet checked out the
recent ones? Just drop your eyes down...
down to these...
...AMAZING, AMUSING PUZZLING EVIDENCE YOU TUBE CLIPS!
Did you know you can watch some of the show right this minute? Well,
thanx to Puzzling
Evidence, you can! Go ahead-- scope out a few of the hi-lites from
previous episodes of Ask Dr. Hal!
--on You Tube! It's easy! It's fun! It's time-consuming! And it's
technologically au courant, and absolutely
the next best thing to being there in person! You need to visit his
wonderful site, with rare video of the
Lost Galleon La Contessa and many wonders unrelated to our show--
HELCO from Burning Man '96,
various festivals and performances of all your faves-- as well as our
stuff --from the links below. How?
How, you say? You do? Why are you talking to your computer? Go ahead--
just click, clickety-click, on these
handy URLs. Remember, if it won't play, try watching in High
Quality...
A show without Pete Goldie-- and a drunken Jarico Reese is drafted as
scientist-in residence
on a hapless November 6th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/8/GS14DNjswSA
Then Dr. Hal recites Henley's Invictus, and we're off, that November
6th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/7/Mm8pKOwNPWg
Things look up when distracting Jenner shows up, but Dr. Hal isn't
fast enough to answer.
Then we parse the Genesis of Bibendum November 6th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/6/-T_8UYYFeu8
I am Spy's Brain is the Readers' Digest article next summarized
November 6th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/5/eW2vrao-CTE
Shelley's apostrophe to the Skylark somehow is added to this non-
homogenous mixture to
conclude the show of November 6th (Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/4/ntE3MS-fSeQ
Our pre-Hallowe'en Show launches with Chicken's Monologue-- and Pete
Goldie's debut of a
Bees-ness Suit October 30th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/6/1uOzvC3Fb0Q
Then dig the '80's KrOB costume! Pre-show Art Farm clean-up of
Newsom's stained no-record on
Chicken John, and we wait...for the Bay Bridge to re-open that October
30th till Dr. Hal arrives
with his timely warning about the Mewlips (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/5/KY_KIBHwMUU
Little Orphant Annie comes to Our House, to stay a few minutes-- see
where a sawbuck gets you?
October 30th, (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/4/lLR36AC4i9w
Curvaceous contortionist Tara Quinn delivers energy liquid to the
flaccid, limp Show, and Hal plays
the Munsters theme song on his old organ as the show sells out for a
can of glucose-filled sugar-water,
an apparent Fernet chaser of some kind October 30th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/3/YziKS14n9ic
God loves Slayer, and the (evil) Twelve Galaxies are named in order,
while GALAXY 125 remains
unnamed. Love, abortions and Eli Wallach's Jones for the legendary
Orange Box Man October 30th
(Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/2/0MhngJtABuU
A Bee makes free with Venom, and so endeth our catechism October 30th
(Pt. 6):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/1/WdVMQ1QPZFY
Pete Goldie makes the SmokePot Guys laugh-- and travels into the Abyss
on October 23rd to reveal
Galaxy Clusters and other wonders (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/4/tKw_I5OnpP0
Then Dr. Hal appears to begin the show, not for the proud man, apart,
on October 23rd (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/3/Hlc5K6HHh38
Accidents, doughnuts, cults and religions, Vampiric Diabetes, Other-
shoeism, Miniature Zombies,
pens, swords, and Smoke Pot Guy served up hot, all on October 23rd
(Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/2/x5QJsymmO2E
Seven inside jokes from inside that SmokePot Guy's brain-- as seen by
the Norns, inside a black hole.
Then a One-Minute Dance Party occurs, when the Merry Bells ring round,
and the jocund Rebecks
sound-- to many a Youth and many a Maid dancing in the Chequered
Shade, concluding this lively
episode of ADH on October 23rd (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/1/NpKMazKKoR8
Our second show of the latest run-- straw telescopes seek Cassini
Probe porn, with Phat Mandee
warbling "Over the Rainbow" in the background! It's our October 16th
show, its hour come round at
last (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/2/TNz1un4qzWA
Saturn-shine on the moons of Saturn up against the Three Body Problem
in the new "invisible" ring;
Cosmic Splat on Iapetus. What flavor ice cream is Hal, you ask?
Answered October 16th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/1/rgLjQx0yECc
Light bulb eating by Chicken John and Phat Mandee consumes a priceless
antique Edison -Mazda bulb
October 16th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/0/SCP6w2S1zcY
Cougars and their ways then become the topic-- this was the ruling
October 16th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/3/WA4-1q9cpdg
Zombies and Poetry-- do they... go together? Here's what we said
October 16th (Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/2/VigfjfFtotA
Our prevue show features Moon Matters, & Pete Goldie offers a lunar
lunchpail on October 9th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/7/OE2n6ph_aNs
Then after more Selenitic sensationalism Pete gives Chicken a needed
lesson in courtesy, aided by
the Politeness Pachyderm, a.k.a. the Polite Elephant. This was on
October 9th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/6/xEKerwUwodA
Dr. Hal enters with an excerpt from Milton's L'Allegro, somewhat
bungled as always-- then... From our
October 9th show (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/5/Nc-GK1Vds8A
Love and other things, Hell, clay, pebbles, meters, Chaco Taco's Op-
ish birth story, carnys, BigTop
peanuts, hay, barkers, cops, burlesque girls, vagina dentata, THC-
induced delirium, clicking sounds,
Dawn's laugh, Don Fisher, Jesus' middle name, you name it... on
October 9th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/4/7OQ7eO45YJM
Picking up some still life while being "gingered" by a microwaved
viking dressed in a paisley fractal
art barge....priceless. At least, we hoped so-- on October 9th (Pt.
5):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/3/co14OqXtjUs
As advertised, so-called Siamese Twins-- Dannygirl Waters & Katy Bell
essay absent Chicken's role,
first bringing on Attaboy-- this is all on August 19th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/31/jTG6UKqk4PY
Then Pete Goldie struts his stuff in Space, thanx to the Distaff Duo
August 19th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/30/-nxzwUDbbho
The Siamese Twinlets bring out Dr. Hal, and it all gets metaphysical
August 19th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/29/9pAeEgc8K0I
Dr. Hal's personal sexual preferences & Default Mode are then revealed
August 19th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/28/EY8v_RcBcPY
A Shropshire Lad is folded in as a mandatory recitation, still August
19th (Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/27/ko3vntTe5gM
It all concludes with a query on ectoplasm-- but why not? A $20 Buck
Question! --and
Puzzling Evidence huffs a record amount of Church Air, all on August
19th (Pt. 666):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/26/-ZWceYQdTcI
Geoffrey Smart hosts our penultimate Dark Room show ably on August
12th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/39/0kRYwX1ELV0
On comes Dr. Hal with some Dylan Thomas on August 12th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/38/-3xerIT_OvA
Dr. Hal makes a false prophecy about the return of the show at Chez
Poulet in this savory snippet
back on August 12th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/37/aGNfNIOfS3w
Fearsomely violating copyright, KrOB and Dr. Hal take one and all into
the prehistoric past as
visualized in the 1940s once & forevermore on August 12th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PuzzlingEvidenceTV#p/u/36/ADhPzv3MGJE
Our first show at The Dark Room begins-- Jim Fourniadis brings on Pete
Goldie August 5th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkgxw3M1_PU&feature=channel_page
Then Dr. Hal swings into action as we discuss Zombie vs. Robot
Apocalypses August 5th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FkyB4t8cmc&feature=related
Paper or Plastic? is the query, and we come out strongly for Hemp for
Victory August 5th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3A-xAz8_Us&feature=channel
We plug Bad Movie Night at The Dark Room and travel into a theory of
aesthetics August 5th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKc51W-KETE&feature=channel
Lesbian Vampire Poetry? Well, we had to conclude August 5th with
something good, since someone
gave us 20 bucks! Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4YKd8D_ZM&feature=channel
Michael Peppe hosts ADH with flair and élan-- watch his amazing
performance piece starting us
off on June 24th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpjmGpiMM_8&feature=channel_page
Watch Pete Goldie teleport into his seat after Peppe brings him on--
and launch into his Science
Spectacular about the coming Moon Strike (on October 5th at 7:30 PM),
back on June 24th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkthY__umOk&feature=related
Farther into space with Pete Goldie at S.P.A.C.E. June 24th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVoTp4ysvC0&feature=related
Dr. Hal is prevailed upon to tell the harrowing Michael Peppe Heart
Attack Story for a handsome
premium on June 24th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUX6np8LJ2M&feature=related
Who's tougher-- Jesus or Superman? An aroused public demands (and
gets) the answer June 24th
(Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgTdL55UgPQ&feature=related
Then (oh, boy!) lovely, lovely Claire Mack and Jessy Roadkill mount
the stage (at last!) and do their
stuff, that superb night on June 24th (Pt. 6):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrD7moetftQ&feature=related
The two beauties continue their musical mastery on our ADH stage,
singing of whiskey on June 24th
(Pt. 7):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU21YKdjd5A
Kelek Stevenson opens for us-- she even has a beautiful voice, as it
turns out. And, with Dave
Evans's help, she plucks your heartstrings-- along with those of
America's only native instrument--
on June 10th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBw8IPr8D_U&feature=channel_page
More of Kelek is always a good idea, as you can see and hear from June
10th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYX4_kyIr20&feature=channel_page
Pete Goldie takes us up, above and beyond, during his Space Report on
June 10th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0u1OOYlzJg&feature=channel_page
Pete and ADH 2.0 host John Hell continue the bumptious badinage June
10th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcfRphuxmVI&feature=channel_page
Dr. Hal speaks (floridly) of Devils and Damsels, assisted by Edward
Fitzgerald and Omar
Khayyam, John Hell, KrOB and the gas-house gang. Who invented the
spoon? Can you
stop a bullet with your mind? And so trended ADH 2.0 on June 10th (Pt.
5):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqZTON7eCB8&feature=channel_page
Now it's time for the KrOB Moment which concerns itself with the
Coming of the Robots, on
June 10th (Pt. 6):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisHwCwa02w&feature=channel
"A rat crept softly through the vegetation..." And so closes ADH 2.0:
CWDH on June 10th (Pt. 7):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coL-4iTNpGs&feature=channel
Jarico Reesce brings on Pete Goldie to begin the show on June 3rd, but
Frank Chu has other
ideas-- very familiar ideas indeed, as it turns out (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlzzUTqd88U&feature=channel_page
Jarico introduces a dummy as well as Dr. Hal, who tells of the far-
future continent Zothique on
June 3rd (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-fg4jAJTo&feature=channel_page
"What are you, Hal? " is answered, and why coming back from the dead
is not fun on June 3rd
(Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXLkaThme9U&feature=channel_page
But Jarico bungles poor, patient Barbara Fried's question on dating in
San Francisco, prompting
an answer which fails to satisfy-- c'est la guerre as always on May
13th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-go8QsNbyA&feature=channel_page
Guest host Jascha Ephraim strokes Pete Goldie for a job and a grout
report when we begin
our second show in May-- May 13th, that is (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxBnemW4Gm8&feature=channel_page
Then Dr. Hal recites Frost's Acquainted With the Night as we get going
in earnest on May 13th,
as you can see by clicking on this (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at-Bi5Y9WHY&feature=related
What colors may dinosaurs have been are suggested by Dr. Hal, as
questions fly thick and fast
May 13th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujkfDAEOXRI&feature=related
Dr. Philo Drummond drags the show to a crawl (intentionally?) as he
becomes "Chicken" on
May 6th-- then, the Rules change drastically (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SYY_yXDQCQ&feature=channel_page
Now Philo brings in Eric Cash as a faux Pete Goldie. What next on May
6th? (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU4dRMpIIRM&feature=channel_page
Philo shows his true colors in bravo style as he catches the rhythm on
May 6th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikgIobtVWyA&feature=channel_page
But then a contentious young lady makes a serious effort to kill the
show, while Philo
sits idly by. Michael Peppe never saw the advertised 3-D, but gets to
drink Fernet-- on
us-- all on May 6th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_C2GIebi2c&feature=channel_page
After the distaff disruptor finally ceases tormenting Dr. Hal, he
explains The Mystery of
the Fez. Still May 6th (Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHg8Z_oIIO0&feature=channel_page
The show concludes with Coleridge's Frost at Midnight, at 12 AM on May
6th (Pt. 6):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QES6EPw1ES0&feature=channel_page
Robin Coomer is our first "Chicken" as our first show begins outside
the sealed fortress of
Chez Poulet, the night of April 29th (Pt. 1). What is Time, to a
Photon?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBN0C7cgShk&feature=channel_page
In the near-darkness of the Bluesix Acoustic Room, Dr. Hal recites for
the first time away from
Chez Poulet on our April 29th show (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8NBMe7yoog&feature=channel_page
Dr. Hal answers the question: What is the Frequency? Robin presiding
on April 29th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7nEj5kmaOw&feature=channel_page
The closing recitation on April 29th is The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes
(Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sflUShLaaMs&feature=channel_page
Pete Goldie dilates on the latest from Mars, starting us up on April
22nd. And then the Hillbillies'
clandestine Meth Lab explodes, heralding their exodus (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnxEmHCm2Qk&feature=channel_page
Dinosaurs with two brains? Get the real scoop from the show on April
22nd, commencing with
a recitation from Drayton by Dr. Hal. Our last show at Chez Poulet
(Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_YS-rx_dM&feature=channel_page
Wonder Woman's BDSM activities are briefly discussed on April 22nd
(Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zyth9AOF9w&feature=channel_page
Sean Kelly interprets Dr. Hal's words with physical movement that
night of April 22nd (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIvlybCCtlQ&feature=channel_page
Zero Boy takes us all to Coney Island in a tour-de-force performance
beginning our April 8th show
(Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOzFvdOhIFs&feature=channel_page
We're still at Coney Island with Zero Boy and wouldn't it be great to
stay there? April 8th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF0CNJQ98hY&feature=channel_page
An astounding ride through space to rendezvous with an icy comet,
courtesy of Pete Goldie
keeps us rolling on April 8th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msM6YBk5w5c&feature=channel_page
It's Mayor Gavin Newsom! No, really! Everyone guest stars on April 8th
Frank Chu included (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoY8Z1G-hZY&feature=channel_page
The Abstruse Realm of Mathematicks is challenged in verse ex tempore
(Pt. 5):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HFQihXZg7g&feature=channel_page
Robin Coomer scores a date with the (unfairly lucky) Magic 8-Ball on
April 8th's crowded evening.
Zero Boy brings home the audio bacon (Pt. 6):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t81GFUtBJLw&feature=channel_page
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock closes our April 8th show (Pt. 7):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opvZb-PZqYU&feature=channel_page
St. Stupid's Day night and this was Ask Dr. Hal! (April 1st) The first
part, with more soon to follow
(keep checking here!) from Puzz-Ev:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp8cxpz4bv0&feature=channel_page
Pete Goldie describes the toilet on the International Space Station
and its problems in our April 1st
show (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEkkM5iJwWI&feature=channel_page
Sex advice of a most esoteric character is solicited-- and received,
the night of April 1st (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBq2ZxZfvS4&feature=channel_page
Eric McFadden sings The "Edgar Allen Poe-lka" and "Carnival Town!" A
treat from our April 1st
extravaganza (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEJTEqXrN9c&feature=channel_page
NOT FROM ASK DR. HAL! --But you will certainly want to see the PUZZ-EV
VIDEO RECORD of the
recent STARS & GARTERS Show at Amnesia March 29th, which did feature
the talents of KrOB & Dr.
Hal! First, SEE Big Ben Burke sing with shapely Jessy Roadkill, host
Leon Redbone, Unicorn and the
Bartender who hammered a sharpened butter knife up his nose... (Pt.
1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpcteA1fHBE&feature=channel_page
The William Tell Routine is featured, at the end of which, gorgeous
Jessy Face is stripped before all
via stage magic, leaving her adorned only in her blushes-- and a few
insignificant decorations. You
may want to watch this one more than once, Gentlemen-- we find it
endlessly refreshing. Burke's Ode
to a Brass Bikini, Feats of Strength, Lovely Linda Robertson, Roadkill
& Mack are also back for more
sexy clowning... what's not to like? (Pt. 1.1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjSnRn_jDME&feature=channel_page
Then, Ravishing Roadkill & Curvaceous Claire Mack practice more All-
Woman Feats of Stength! And
then they rock out! Oh... my... God... YEAH! Too bad if you missed
that STARS & GARTERS Show
(Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D61tXANj8EI&feature=related
Dr. Hal plays the Cabin Boy on the Hindenburg as KrOB provides the
Sound while the STARS &
GARTERS beauties, Jessy, Jessy & Claire present their puppet-&-people
Play (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TNj71D2ZR4&feature=related
It just gets better at the STARS & GARTERS Show when Lewd Lingerie-
clad Lesbian Antics at the
Beauty Parlor take over the stage. PUZZ-EV also throws in a Special
Effects shot, where, thru the
Magick of Backwards Filming, Jessy Face's clothes actually go back
on... What'll they think of
next? (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieU1H6SDao8&feature=related
All right, resume normal breathing and watch these Ask Dr. Hal! Show
clips...
Pete Goldie documents a recent Asteroid Strike as March 25th's show
gets into gear (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhF3ov6jBDs&feature=channel_page
More from Blake's Milton starts off the Dr. Hal portion March 25th
(Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOUl9qvDU6E&feature=channel_page
Then Dr. Hal smokes dope on stage, as urged, and the March 25th show
worries Chicken
as it becomes "psychedelic" (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qveNWHy0OXk&feature=channel_page
Chicken demands that Dr. Hal answer 3 questions at once-- in ex
tempore verse! What
happened? It was March 25th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDb7TiBbMW0&feature=channel_page
Pete Goldie blazes like a supernova as he opens on March 18th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOtGMsFICs&feature=channel_page
Frank Chu & Laser-equipped Unicorns occupy Dr. Hal after his entrance
as the questions
start on March 18th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8xSaZqyDcU&feature=channel_page
Chicken is busted for Twittering during the show & we land on the Moon
once more on March
18th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6csEpKCZUIc&feature=channel_page
Underdog (cartoon character) occupies us, along with bickering
hillbillies on March 18th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JNrtLjYXWw&feature=channel_page
Pete Goldie blazes a trail as the show begins, detailing the Kepler
Mission on March 11th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9MjZtg_Sco&feature=channel_page
More of Blake's Milton and a visit from Frank Chu swings the Show into
magnum motion
March 11th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI3QAKLb13I&feature=channel_page
Now, dream about hornet stings, how to get laid, SubGenius pedigrees,
Spy's KroB moment,
personal food waste size, Frank Chu's terms and whether or not the 8-
Ball knows anything, from
March 11th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8pAKioBL14&feature=channel
For the last of the courtly poets, some Shelley, a one-armed Viking
problem and yet more poetry
finish our excerpt from March 11th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZWdsavr1qc&feature=channel
Pete Goldie Peers at Comet 134340; Chicken's recommendations on Baby &
Child Care
start things March 4th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L34P6ZtkMQU&feature=channel_page
Satan's panties & Superman's orgasm are highlighted after more of
Blake's Milton March 4th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMi-2s6iKPk&feature=channel_page
Making the best of a bad assignment, Dr. Hal improvises poetically on
Politics & Economics
March 4th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ifNGkwlkfM&feature=channel_page
Micturation apprehended is seen as a question, as is the Nature of the
Conspiracy March 4th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfbqh2j4pPA&feature=channel_page
The show launches with Chicken's Monologue and Pete Goldie's paideutic
presentation; we
examine the surface of the planet Mars and look at active Neutron
Stars February 25th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqnnBW8CH1E&feature=related
Midget cover bands, Hillbilly interference, and Frank Chu all
contribute on February 25th (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0rpp16PPY&feature=email
SubGenius propaganda leads the ADH onslaught on February 25th (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXXSfHV8xc&feature=related
The Skeleton in Armor closes the show with the saga of a Viking's life
and death on February
25th (Pt. 4):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hdIKnAgtE&feature=related
Pete Goldie puts out a Church Air-flavored Science Sizzler @ ADH,
more, on February 18th - The
first part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAxJj1PhMgE&feature=related
The Price of scrap steel and stock analysis from Chicken intros Dr.
Hal's Wm. Blake recitation on
February 18th in (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuEZoR8AaHw&feature=email
More of February 18th's hard-hitting Hal Show hammers the point(s)
home (Pt. 3) including the
dread KrOB Moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43OesL3lsk&feature=related
Chicken gets a giant spider in the U.S. Mail and welcomes Pete Goldie
in the first
of two parts from ADH on February 11th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl4jZ7OZBFU&feature=channel_page
Frank Chu appears like a wandering ghost to haunt our rain-dogged Feb.
11th folly
(Pt. 2), more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D24ZWSxMMg&feature=channel_page
Just get an eyeload of the first part of February 4th's febrile free-
for-all (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7rC4Vv5N6w&feature=channel
Now permit yourself a peek at the next cheering chunk from Puzz-Ev TV
(Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2doUT-QvQI&feature=channel
Observe now the orisons of the terminal trefoil tingle of Feb. 4th's
farandole (Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJHi3p97J18&feature=channel_page
Scrutinize spectacular samples from our circuitous circus on January
28th (Pt. 1):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IloOn7o1F0&feature=channel
Peruse the second part of January 28th's nonpareil Nonesuch (Pt. 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02c1-y1RV_M&feature=email
The third part & 2nd iteration of Jan. 28th's performance sensation
(Pt. 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI1vYal4Z_0&feature=related
View variegated visions from our proactive presentation in mid-January
of this young year
January 14th (Pt. 1):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGpuy-4Il0&feature=channel>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGpuy-4Il0&feature=channel
The second part of PUZZ-EV's commanding compilation of the best of
ADH's mid-month
marvel (Pt. 2):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkU7VLEQKE&feature=related>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkU7VLEQKE&feature=related
Here's the skinny on the first show of 2009, in You Tube Edit form,
January 7th (Pt. 1):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJbgPrD_Jfc&feature=related>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJbgPrD_Jfc&feature=related
The second helping of our succulent show smorgasbord (Pt. 2):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYhqbSmn30M&feature=related>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYhqbSmn30M&feature=related
Look & wonder as you observe pivotal occurrences from our last show of
the year (New Year's
Eve) December 31st (Pt. 1):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2uUR1GJgQI&feature=channel_page>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2uUR1GJgQI&feature=channel_page
The second half of PUZZ-EV's hard-hitting slice of our New Year's
omnivorous omnibus (Pt. 2):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EITPiw4XPw8&feature=channel_page>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EITPiw4XPw8&feature=channel_page
Gaze now at this exceptional edit, excerpted from our recent
exhilarating December 24th
performance (Pt. 1):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJO2i73RR-Y&feature=channel>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJO2i73RR-Y&feature=channel
Behold the second half of the exciting "extreme" excerpt of the show
on December 24th
(Pt. 2):
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJeYyZ7jG9k&feature=channel>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJeYyZ7jG9k&feature=channel
Scope out outré out-takes from our December 17th serendipitous show:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIJURy6mpg&feature=channel>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIJURy6mpg&feature=channel
Take in tantalizing tid-bits from our December 10th show. Try clicking
on this:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SO-KGmQgvI&feature=channel>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SO-KGmQgvI&feature=channel
Peer at picturesque portions picked from our December 3rd show. Click
on this, or, if that
doesn't work, just cut and paste it into your browser:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_QToZF1LrA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_QToZF1LrA
Audit choice fragments from our November 26th show on You Tube,
courtesy of Puzzling
Evidence. SEE Chicken unfairly berate KrOB. HEAR Dr. Hal as he wanders
farther afield
even than usual in his meandering "answers" to several questions. Just
go to:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NVLPHyiExc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NVLPHyiExc
See selected clips from November 19th's show. Warning to Parents:
Chicken really ladles out those !!?@#$%?!! cuss-words.
Go to:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlk8linoEs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlk8linoEs
For those who would like to indulge themselves in one final wallow in
the mire of partisan
politics from last year's endless-seeming Presidential election, check
out this
ultra-entertaining (Adult-themed) Puzzling Evidence video clip from
the late ADH Pirate
Cat radio show featuring Dr. Hal, KrOB, Pete "Savant" Goldie and the
additional appearance
of special guests Presidential Candidate John McTaint and vivacious
wife Sindi McTaint.
Yowza! Go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfFcbcmo9I&feature=email
See you at the exclusive
CHEZ POULET GALLERY-CABARET
3359 Army (Cesar Chavez St.) San Francisco,
California
[Where Mission St. Joins Cesar Chavez]
Happening This Friday Night-- Nov. 27th!
hoser1605
>
> Then Pete Goldie struts his stuff in Space, thanx to the Distaff Duo
> August 19th (Pt. 2):
>
>
> The Siamese Twinlets bring out Dr. Hal, and it all gets metaphysical
> August 19th (Pt. 3):
>
>
> Dr. Hal's personal sexual preferences & Default Mode are then revealed
> August 19th (Pt. 4):
>
>
> A Shropshire Lad is folded in as a mandatory recitation, still August
> 19th (Pt. 5):
>
>
> It all concludes with a query on ectoplasm-- but why not? A $20 Buck
> Question! --and
> Puzzling Evidence huffs a record amount of Church Air, all on August
> 19th (Pt. 666):
>
>
> Geoffrey Smart hosts our penultimate Dark Room show ably on August
> 12th (Pt. 1):
>
>
> On comes Dr. Hal with some Dylan Thomas on August 12th (Pt. 2):
>
>
> Dr. Hal makes a false prophecy about the return of the show at Chez
> Poulet in this savory snippet
> back on August 12th (Pt. 3):
>
>
> Fearsomely violating copyright, KrOB and Dr. Hal take one and all into
> the prehistoric past as
> visualized in the 1940s once & forevermore on August 12th (Pt. 4):
>
Who cares me laddie?
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> Who cares me laddie?
Only SubGeniuses. Thanks for reprinting the entire message though.
iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar
> Who cares me laddie?
Only SubGeniuses. Thanks for reprinting the entire message though.
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Hee hee. Me and my newly shordurbetrothed BLOCK SENDAR optian just got
anothar one in.
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Thunder crashed, iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar laughed madly, then
wrote:
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to shut up, and they DO.
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"Bob" is the hooker who doesn't watch the clock.
:: Currently listening to Main Title, 1977, by Tangerine Dream, from "Sorcerer (soundtrack)"