As a subgenius minister and a discordian popess, I declare Kevin Smith aka Doc Martian to be Pink
Pisces
Kevin is an impotent as Bob Dole.
As a Subgenius Priestess and a Discordian Popess, I declare Kevin
Smith aka Doc Martian to owe money to everyone for forcing his greasy
arse about and staining the walls.
As a Subgenius Priestess and a Discordian Popess I declare Back it on
Up as the one and only Boss of this Area, in addition I declare The
Boss of this Area to be a high title than High Epopt starting
immediately.
As a Subgenius Priestess and Uberfemme with the ability to summon the
word of Connie Dobbs as documented on numerous occasions in both audio
and video formats, I hereby declare that the title of High Epopt may
only be given to Constance Marsh Dobbs herself as per her agreement
between herself and J.R "Bob" Dobbs on December 4th 1961. This
declaration is given to me directly from Connie herself and I as her
mouth piece have no other say in the matter.
Tater Gumfries
Tater remembers Kevan Smith, and Kevin Anderson... but Kevin Smith?
Tater
Rev. Anna Dynamite
playing catch-up, I retro-whatever-edly witnessed Doc Martian's total
breakdown, and his newfound admirer in that Barbera guy. As a SubGenius
minister, I officially declare that they are now married, forever and
ever, amen.
I hope they have a great life together, riding off into the sunset on
their magical Rooftop of Love, roaming the range together like a couple
of brokeback cowboys. My wish for them is that they open a chain of
moderately successful Del Tacos, enjoy lots of hot buttsex with each
other, and eventually die of Teh AIDS. And that they do it all far, far
away from alt.slack.
Ain't nobody my High Epopt but Connie Dobbs and that's a fact.
Giles
wrote:
Isn't it obvious? "Jonathon Barbera" IS the hot new underwear model
corporate
porn star girlfriend.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
As Big Boss of This Area, which is a very High Title, I am a very High
Boss indeed and I fully endorse Priestess Pisces' and Rev. Anna's
declarations from this thread.
Furthermore, I declare the following: On the occasion of their tenth
wedding anniversary, Doctor and Mrs. Martian-Barbera will host a fancy
party attended by all their friends. When this intimate gathering of
two concludes, Doctor Martian will present his wife, Jonathan, with a
special gift: an American bulldog puppy whose blood has been drained
and replaced with blood infected with teh AIDS.
That is to be their downfall. Acts of beastiality with the magic
puppy of poisonous blud.
Rev. Anna Dynamite
> Isn't it obvious? "Jonathon Barbera" IS the hot new underwear model
> corporate
> porn star girlfriend.
Silly me! A girl named Jonathon, what is the world coming to? Still, my
wishes for them stand: buttsex and death from Teh AIDS on their Rooftop
of Love. Best Wishes, Doc Martian and Jonathon Barbera-Martian!
Rev. Ivan Stang
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Pisces
>
> <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Constance Marsh Dobbs
>
> You have just become part of a Holy Trinity.
>
> Previously, only Stang and myself ever referred to Her maiden name -
> that I know of, that is.
>
Well, the Eistaa calls her that when she gets really really angry at
her.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
See, you're fading into depressive phase now. You can almost think.
Its not like spitting things out. Soon you'll be able to watch a whole
show on TV. BTW, de-ordained you first, and Discordianism isn't a REAL
religion, if it were though, I'd be
SuperDooperHighEpoptandPopeandKingKong of that one, so you'd be de-
ordained there too. NYEAAAAAH!
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
De-ordained you first too, and you haven't been Big Boss for nearly a
year. Pantiara got the title but rejected it, so my g/f and maybe
future wife (if I can get her drunk enough to not bang around too much
in the trunk on the way to Vegas) is Big Boss. Still, pretend you
didn't read that because I don't want to see you lose it.
Giles
wrote:
You know what they do to kiddie rapers in San Quentin, don't you?
Giles
I imagine it was the sight of Pantiara's goodies that got you all hot
and bothered in the first place, wasn't it?
You've mentioned seeing her photos online before.
But even in your wildest fantasies you knew she would reject a slimy
toad such as yourself.
But a 10 year old? That's more your speed, isn't it?
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:46:55 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
>
> <doc.mart...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >See, you're fading into depressive phase now. You can almost think.
> >Its not like spitting things out. Soon you'll be able to watch a whole
> >show on TV. BTW, de-ordained you first, and Discordianism isn't a REAL
> >religion, if it were though, I'd be
> >SuperDooperHighEpoptandPopeandKingKong of that one, so you'd be de-
> >ordained there too. NYEAAAAAH!
>
> hand, have so many handles it's a hoot. This Sunday will see a new one
> grow when we formally declare you girl-less.
>
> ========================================http://www.imbjr.com
You couldn't formally declare your ass tragic.
Rev. Ivan Stang
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:46:55 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
>
> <doc.mart...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Its not like spitting things out. Soon you'll be able to watch a whole
> >show on TV. BTW, de-ordained you first, and Discordianism isn't a REAL
> >religion, if it were though, I'd be
> >SuperDooperHighEpoptandPopeandKingKong of that one, so you'd be de-
> >ordained there too. NYEAAAAAH!
>
> hand, have so many handles it's a hoot. This Sunday will see a new one
> grow when we formally declare you girl-less.
>
Hey wait, he said he fucked all our mothers. He has SAID "I fucked
your mother" to everybody on this newsgroup at one time or another. In
fact he uses that same comeback several times a day. He falls back on
it almost every time he is asked a direct question that he can't
comfortably answer.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
I wonder why he has that fixation.
I think his girlfriend sent that very message to all of us the other
day, via him. That's interesting.
I wonder what Shirley thinks about all of this maternal intercourse
that is constantly surging through her remaining son's head.
Giles
Did you ever see PSYCHO?
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:49:12 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"
>
> <doc.mart...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >if I can get her drunk enough to not bang around too much
> >in the trunk on the way to Vegas
>
> refers to their other half in this way?
>
> ========================================http://www.imbjr.com
One who knows their gal has a sense of humor.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
I didn't fuck your mom. I let the donkey do it. Took pictures. Sold
them to farmhands.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:11:28 -0800 (PST), "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"> Not a very good debater are you? This is the umpteenth time you have
> fallen back on the ways of a child in argument.
>
> ========================================http://www.imbjr.com
You're like the moron who missed class and expects me to re-deliver
the lecture on the way to my lunch. If I'm terse, its because you're
fucked up.
Dr. Phineas J. Martian
p.s. its SubGenius.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
It's not the terseness of the response, it's the weakness of it. "You
couldn't formally declare your ass tragic." That's not a quick decisive
jab, that's an almost meaningless response that makes you seem a lot
weaker than you would if you just didn't respond.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> So she posts and/or reads alt.slack? Because that's the only way she saw
> your post.
>
> Who are you really crushing on here then?
>
> ======================================== http://www.imbjr.com
She reads alt.slack because she exists in his imagination and he reads
alt.slack. She's the ideal woman.
RastaBillyBob
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Pisces
>
> <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Constance Marsh Dobbs
>
> You have just become part of a Holy Trinity.
>
> Previously, only Stang and myself ever referred to Her maiden name -
> that I know of, that is.
It's in the Book.
Zapanaz
>wrote:
>> De-ordained you first too
That totally worked too, didn't it?
Saying pretend things on the Internet always makes things happen in
real life. That's why your campaign against Israel isn't totally and
completely ineffectual.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"There's no such thing as no PR"
- Dobbs
:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 50 in D Major: Andante (Theme and Variations), 1768, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"
Zapanaz
She spends the whole day, reading alt.slack over his shoulder, and
agreeing with everything he says and saying "LOL!" with him when he
wins again. Then she brings him sandwiches and ice cream whenever he
wants it. And has hot sex on the roof whenever he gets horny.
Because that's what hot CEO porn stars do with their lives.
But she never reaches over and actually posts anything herself.
Because she's Canadian. Canadians can't post, it's a genetic thing.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
When I was but a child, my aged grandmother told
me a story from the old country, which contained
an ancient warning, "...for you see, it is said that
when Hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth,
smelling very bad and taking all of the better
minimum wage jobs, which will raise the inflation
rate unsupported by increased consumerism; which,
while having a positive effect on the balance of
trade, may impact the renoberation of long-term
bond yields."
-- Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, from the novel
Zapanaz
It wouldn't surprise me too much to find that his girlfriend thinks
precisely the same way about a lot of things as his mother does.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
calrity of meaning is important.
:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 50 in D Major: Allegro di molto, 1768, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"
RastaBillyBob
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:19:27 -0800, Zapanaz
>
> <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> >But she never reaches over and actually posts anything herself.
> >Because she's Canadian. Canadians can't post, it's a genetic thing.
Canadians are taught to be polite. They say 'sorry' all the time, even
when it's not their fault. I can say this, because I'm not genetically
Canadian. StrawBaby is Canadienne, (French-Canadian female) which is
why she said "You pissants..." She was referring to the singular big
blob who was holding her captive in his basement lair, keeping her
from her duties at the SubArctic Snack Bar, selling stale Gateau Demi-
Lune and poutine to the workers in the Alberta Tar Sands, who all come
from Newfoundland.
>
> Also: we have no Canadian SubGenii.
Either not real Canadians, or not real SubGenii.